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262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

262817  SlapDaddy72: ad why are they so low?

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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

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 Mr. Lizard: They're suppressing Vice Ganda now?
 Vorm Gongo: My only vice is burning stuff
 Korrok: Hey, the only thing Vice did wrong was produce quality journalism in an era of hacks!
 Christina: Book burners!
 Crabapples: But who suppresses the suppressors?
 inthrees: when your right-wing coworkers talk about the gol ol' days; this is your image - a good ol' fashioned book burnin'
 morakdais: we at the temperance league find them to be flippant rabblerousers
 blargruck: arrest that man and burn his books, that will teach him to vice
 Warrax: What vice is the impending anal sex on the left supposed to prevent?
 Rembo Prundus: lololol
Image 79639   01-28-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
 MikeWhiskey: Stop screeching at me!
 Caustic: My-nightmares.jpeg tt
 John Singapore: I found out my city has a friendship city in Japan, and the Japanese city has a mascot that looks like a bad LSD trip
 Air Biscuit: Super smash bros open world looking... wheres snake?
 Red: i dislike pokemon and i think 99% of that can be attributed to pikachu's fuckign face and voice
 Mr. Butt: What vice is all this impending anal sex supposed to prevent?
 Theta Zero: Pikachu used Double Team!
Image 79638   01-28-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
 hurr: suprise them and reveal that you in fact are a puncher @Air Biscuit
Image 79637   01-28-16   Uploaded by    taiko
 rand0: Sufficient broccoli?
 satoshi: My brother's dog loves broccoli
 greenbean: That dog is going to be very disappointed
 Prefuse: I'm with the dog on this one.
 doindabs: I;m thinkin about thos broccolis
 Warrax: Cute dog, but he won't shut up about crossfit.
 Yam: Just you wait
Image 79636   01-28-16   Uploaded by    Relp
 CuriouSir: reminds me of my ex.
 hex0: Anything is a apple if you're brave enough
 Jack Daniels: So full... Just a little more.
 John Singapore: GRINDR
 A duck: Like the dude in #79632
 morakdais: yellow curved cute
 StuporFly: that is a lot of "not-an-apple" for a hamster to eat.
 Knice: Little guy so happy I love it!!
 a robot: Hamsters can fit a LOT into those cheek pouches though
 Air Biscuit: @Warrax i think "ambitious" is the word.
Image 79635   01-28-16   Uploaded by    Mitchell
 badger: What happens if there are only two boxes?
 Throb: Inform Commodore Fluffybottom that the fleet has been assembled.
 cromerstu: Delivery for Mr Schroedinger.
 Knice: Packaging up your purrchase. (Yes, I am a bit ashamed of that)
 Air Biscuit: They keep all the cats at the warehouse untill they can fill your order, then ship them all together at once. It takes a little longer to get them, but it saves on costs.
 Warrax: They really want to leave
Image 79634   01-28-16   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
 Natch: I accidentally radded because d'awww before i read the caption. Now I'm pissed. Ducklings. MOTHER FUCKIN DUCKLINGS.
 hexxx: I see no reason why two ducklings can't get married!
 morakdais: @Jesus also they are probably siblings
 Jesus: this is like allowing one-year-olds to get married. i won't allow it
 MassDefect: Drat. I accidentally bad voted this image. Sorry, it wasn't intentional.
 shitshow: @Theta Zero haha-- sorry, I didn't see yours first
 Warrax: I see no reason wh... oh goddamnit, joke ninja'd by impact font again
 Coolguy: It's 2016 after all. It's none of my business really
 shitshow: *ducks
 Theta Zero: *Ducklets
 duckfarts: seriously
Image 79633   01-28-16   Uploaded by    grid
 CuriouSir: feelings of inadequacy, the visual representation.
 nightmarez: the pulse-pounding world of competitive carrot farming
 camellia: I've never seen a man so diasppointed in his vegetable
 Jaunty Shrimp: He doesn't carrot all about this dadgum carot
 Jrks: Anything is a carrot!
 Heh: He isn't brave enough.
 a robot: He just looks so disappointed. "Well, it's pretty big. I guess."
 Darth Bater: @Warrax hey, tea is important. I understand. :)
 Headoftheclass: Taking in more fiber is good for your colon, but don't get any funny ideas!
 beckybecky: This must be one of those Canadian carrots I've heard so much about
 Warrax: @Darth Bater damn you ninja, I just got up to pour tea
 Warrax: Ass itches SO BAD
 Darth Bater: Will it reach his itch?
 duckfarts: hesitation.jpg
Image 79632   01-28-16   Uploaded by    funy speling
 morakdais: @Necrophage yes the cowboy boot versions are a sight to behold
 prius: @morakdais Ah, so you're familiar with the magical Mexican elf boots.
 heck: gotta go fast
 Jaunty Shrimp: Just cuz youre in a cartel doesn't mean you don't crossfit!
 morakdais: central mexico's favorite shoe
 Air Biscuit: The leningrad cowboys are at it again.
 Warrax: @duckfarts problem? since when?
 LogicKitty: I didn't know Sideshow Bob wore nikes
 duckfarts: you should see a doctor if you have a 3ball problem
Image 79631   01-28-16   Uploaded by    DonkeyPuncher
 east bay: What good is 4.0 when you are in prison
 badger: I wish you had told me this 10 minutes ago.
 withak: @duckfarts oh man, I'm passing that one onto my boss (I enjoy having a job where I can share dark jokes with the boss)
 duckfarts: i am a terrible person
 Unicorn: @duckfarts worth waiting for!
 The Frito Bandito: @duckfarts I shouldn't be laughing, but I am.
 pewdiepie: @duckfarts Ohhhhhhh dear.
 duckfarts: despite chris's efforts, he did not get a 32.0 GPA
 smarkles: @duckfarts Yay joke.
 celtic: @duckfarts I'm awaiting this eagerly
 dirtstick: @duckfarts those are the best jokes (except when they aren't...)
 Coolguy: @duckfarts let's hear it
 duckfarts: i have a terribly dark joke waiting if people want it
 satoshi: first comment
Image 79630   01-28-16   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
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