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216137  Science: He's banging the cake later.

216351  Yurishiro: THAT's where all those stories where the son kills the father come from.

216342  Yurishiro: Dance with me, honey, dance like you never danced before!

216169  Science: @Hokie333: At least they aren't showing ankle.

216344  Yurishiro: No he didn't!

216183  Science: "Woah - sorry bro, you're not on the list. Back of the line"

216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

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216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216224 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"



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 Science: So, nipples huh? Hmm, no sir, I don't think I have any use for rubber nipples. I'll tell you what though, do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
 hurr: where the hell is powdered toast man
 Bolt Vanderhuge: hmmmmmmmm
 Knice: @BovineHaircut
 Rocky XLVII: Who even thinks this is funny?
 grizzly: No sir, I don't like it. (Rad)
Image 79212   01-26-16   Uploaded by    taiko
Image 79211 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by night shift. You have brought shame on us, night shift.
Score:
524
 
 fatman: the occupational hazards of the tattoo artist are underestimated. Just look around WalMart and think of the person who had to do all those.
 hurr: "it's not a profession it's an art form" "ok just ink me in the butt"
 Vanna: Don't fart. Please don't fart!
 Annoying Vegan : Isaac had to resort to some unpopular career choices to survive after leaving the Amish community.
 suck it: dude looks like my lawyer
 Mr. Butt: I like this for obvious reasons.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Anything's a canvas if you have enough rubbing alcohol
 Red: is it just me or have they photoshopped out part of the crack
 a robot: @Warrax ...."Speak, Friend, and Enter" as an anus-adjacent tattoo is fairly hilarious (but still a pretty bad idea)
 Mitchell: @Warrax Mellon!
 Warrax: Aw jeez, I image searched and saw two more shots in the series. Couldn't tell exactly what it says, but it looked like "Speak Friend" or maybe "Spit First."
 Mitchell: @Stanley Pain Sometimes it winks back at ya
 grizzly: Seems like a classy lady to me.
 Stanley Pain: When you stare into the abyss.....
 Warrax: The look on his face is priceless.
Image 79210   01-26-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
424
 
 silver: Is this dumbass-fu or dumbass-kwan-do ?
 buttbuttgoose: I'm stupid, I thought he was holding a bunch of those large water squirt gun stick things, not light bulbs.
 Cami: Take in enough mercury and it starts making sense.
 AutoDisaster: Does this count as upcycling?
 Frank herbert: amazingly they don't hurt as much as you might think.
 a robot: Time to breathe in all that tasty glass dust
 Zampano: im not sure thats up to EPA code for fluorescent bulb disposal
 Stanley Pain: This can't be healthy on a number of levels.
 Warrax: Reminds me of "The Raid," which is a good thing to be reminded of.
 dobbiesdoogs: ecw! ecw! ecw!
Image 79209   01-26-16   Uploaded by    JackSkellington
Score:
672
 
 Korrok: This needs to be next to the "Not to be operated by fuckwits." sign.
 Warrax: In Soviet Russia, means of production rise up and seize YOU!
Image 79208   01-26-16   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
96
 
 Air Biscuit: @Warrax you mean that thing from time splitters is real?
 Warrax: I finally figured out what all these people are afraid of. I think it's a deer with a chainsaw. After all the menace it has cause, these brave hunters finally came to bring down the beast, but alas, their courage failed them in the end. No doubt we'll be seeing more of these in the future.
Image 79207   01-26-16   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
156
 
 breadtoaster: Herbert West: Reanimator
 Asshole Fartknocker: If you like this there's more where that came from
 J. Random Bozo: I spent like three hours on the shading on your upper lip
Image 79206   01-26-16   Uploaded by    Gakuto pls
Score:
450
 
 aeroaero: Badgers? BADGERS?! WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGERS!!!
 morakdais: @Criwn Dampuble is there any other kind?
 Criwn Dampuble: @morakdais a naughty Coati :3
 Frank herbert: @Warrax. I've been deceived by a fake ginger and a ferret. God dammit
 morakdais: Coatis everywhere
 Warrax: Jungle is fake, I can tell by the pixels. Also that palmtree isn't found in the same hemisphere as that species of grass. Wake up, sheeple.
 Yttermayn : Honey badger don't give a fuck.
 a robot: Tanukis: so hot right now
Image 79205   01-26-16   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
284
 
 waffles: I THINK EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT MY PROBLEMS
 soccer: SOLD MY DOGE NOW IM SAD
 Korrok: It seems your mom made a mistake or two as well..
 Frank herbert: @DonkeyPuncher I prefer pre-cambrian. ford made better trucks then
 Knice: @DonkeyPuncher I am cry. I love you sometimes.
 Mister S: Also you blocked your rear-view mirror, you jackass.
 dobbiesdoogs: you've made far more mistakes than that
 Anus: Cambrian Ford was good from 541 to 485.4 million years ago. You should have gone to Ordovician Ford.
 Warrax: That duck is mad.
Image 79204   01-26-16   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
440
 
 hnnngh: OLD PEOPLE AMIRITE
 SunWukong: @Annoying Vegan : I see your 3PM's and raise you good Sir. My stepdad was doing some local campaigning. He used outlook to type up a leaflet, printed a few hundred and walked downstairs and said "I'm just off out to deliver these emails".
 Annoying Vegan : My mom Googles "Facebook" in order to get to Facebook. And refers to music files as 3PMs.
 BILL DOOR: DID YOU PROVIDE THE TINY IMP INSIDE YOUR MAGICAL BOX WITH ENOUGH PAINT TO MAKE MULTIPLE COPIES?
 Asshole Fartknocker: How do I fax this to you?
 Air Biscuit: Should have bought them a jitterbug.
 duckfarts: DEPRESSINGLY ACCURATE
Image 79203   01-26-16   Uploaded by    hapi papi
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