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258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

258615  Peter Pantsless: @a robot she should make a puzzle out of them!

258616  Peter Pantsless: Which is why I show it off constantly

258618  VeeKay: Teenagers idol or teenaged idol? FYI he was born in 1930 so he'd be about 35 or so.

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

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 Science: So, nipples huh? Hmm, no sir, I don't think I have any use for rubber nipples. I'll tell you what though, do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
 hurr: where the hell is powdered toast man
 Bolt Vanderhuge: hmmmmmmmm
 Knice: @BovineHaircut
 Rocky XLVII: Who even thinks this is funny?
 grizzly: No sir, I don't like it. (Rad)
Image 79212   01-26-16   Uploaded by    taiko
Image 79211 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by night shift. Boo, night shift.
 fatman: the occupational hazards of the tattoo artist are underestimated. Just look around WalMart and think of the person who had to do all those.
 hurr: "it's not a profession it's an art form" "ok just ink me in the butt"
 Vanna: Don't fart. Please don't fart!
 Annoying Vegan : Isaac had to resort to some unpopular career choices to survive after leaving the Amish community.
 suck it: dude looks like my lawyer
 Mr. Butt: I like this for obvious reasons.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Anything's a canvas if you have enough rubbing alcohol
 Red: is it just me or have they photoshopped out part of the crack
 a robot: @Warrax ...."Speak, Friend, and Enter" as an anus-adjacent tattoo is fairly hilarious (but still a pretty bad idea)
 Mitchell: @Warrax Mellon!
 Warrax: Aw jeez, I image searched and saw two more shots in the series. Couldn't tell exactly what it says, but it looked like "Speak Friend" or maybe "Spit First."
 Mitchell: @Stanley Pain Sometimes it winks back at ya
 grizzly: Seems like a classy lady to me.
 Stanley Pain: When you stare into the abyss.....
 Warrax: The look on his face is priceless.
Image 79210   01-26-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
 silver: Is this dumbass-fu or dumbass-kwan-do ?
 buttbuttgoose: I'm stupid, I thought he was holding a bunch of those large water squirt gun stick things, not light bulbs.
 Cami: Take in enough mercury and it starts making sense.
 AutoDisaster: Does this count as upcycling?
 Frank herbert: amazingly they don't hurt as much as you might think.
 a robot: Time to breathe in all that tasty glass dust
 Zampano: im not sure thats up to EPA code for fluorescent bulb disposal
 Stanley Pain: This can't be healthy on a number of levels.
 Warrax: Reminds me of "The Raid," which is a good thing to be reminded of.
 dobbiesdoogs: ecw! ecw! ecw!
Image 79209   01-26-16   Uploaded by    JackSkellington
 Korrok: This needs to be next to the "Not to be operated by fuckwits." sign.
 Warrax: In Soviet Russia, means of production rise up and seize YOU!
Image 79208   01-26-16   Uploaded by    ratwa
 Air Biscuit: @Warrax you mean that thing from time splitters is real?
 Warrax: I finally figured out what all these people are afraid of. I think it's a deer with a chainsaw. After all the menace it has cause, these brave hunters finally came to bring down the beast, but alas, their courage failed them in the end. No doubt we'll be seeing more of these in the future.
Image 79207   01-26-16   Uploaded by    wordjones
 breadtoaster: Herbert West: Reanimator
 Asshole Fartknocker: If you like this there's more where that came from
 J. Random Bozo: I spent like three hours on the shading on your upper lip
Image 79206   01-26-16   Uploaded by    Gakuto pls
 morakdais: @Criwn Dampuble is there any other kind?
 Criwn Dampuble: @morakdais a naughty Coati :3
 Frank herbert: @Warrax. I've been deceived by a fake ginger and a ferret. God dammit
 morakdais: Coatis everywhere
 Warrax: Jungle is fake, I can tell by the pixels. Also that palmtree isn't found in the same hemisphere as that species of grass. Wake up, sheeple.
 Yttermayn : Honey badger don't give a fuck.
 a robot: Tanukis: so hot right now
Image 79205   01-26-16   Uploaded by    saluted
 Korrok: It seems your mom made a mistake or two as well..
 Frank herbert: @DonkeyPuncher I prefer pre-cambrian. ford made better trucks then
 Knice: @DonkeyPuncher I am cry. I love you sometimes.
 Mister S: Also you blocked your rear-view mirror, you jackass.
 dobbiesdoogs: you've made far more mistakes than that
 Anus: Cambrian Ford was good from 541 to 485.4 million years ago. You should have gone to Ordovician Ford.
 Warrax: That duck is mad.
Image 79204   01-26-16   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
 SunWukong: @Annoying Vegan : I see your 3PM's and raise you good Sir. My stepdad was doing some local campaigning. He used outlook to type up a leaflet, printed a few hundred and walked downstairs and said "I'm just off out to deliver these emails".
 Annoying Vegan : My mom Googles "Facebook" in order to get to Facebook. And refers to music files as 3PMs.
 Asshole Fartknocker: How do I fax this to you?
 Air Biscuit: Should have bought them a jitterbug.
Image 79203   01-26-16   Uploaded by    hapi papi
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