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237954  Sadbot: Load-bearing valves

237219  carpwoman: Why's he just standing there? I smell a set-up....

237864  SuedeOxford: The hero Hai Phong deserves.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

237949  Slerzy: I lived in Texas for a while and I assure you, this is what they believe. Silly Texans, always talking about seceding and whatnot XD

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - I don't go near Reddit.

237946  kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.

237950  Slerzy: Sick

237930  carpwoman: Not a house cat. Look at the pupils.

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"

237936  carpwoman: I bet that would feel nice you know, like in August....

237938  carpwoman: Riiiiiiiiiight......

237943  carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.

237944  carpwoman: Slack in the heed.

237945  carpwoman: Timely.

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - Wasn't that here? I saw it, too.

237947  a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things:…

237950  Sadbot: I vaguely recall some horrific goon story about how he thought every family kept an old steak knife by the toilet for the big ones, and was unpleasantly slapped in the face by reality when he unloaded at a friend/girlfriend's place. Humans are disgusting.

237951  sparename: Furry cake

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237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237697 trelyate: "shit, I left my weed in the glove department"

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

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 Science: So, nipples huh? Hmm, no sir, I don't think I have any use for rubber nipples. I'll tell you what though, do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
 hurr: where the hell is powdered toast man
 Bolt Vanderhuge: hmmmmmmmm
 Knice: @BovineHaircut
 Rocky XLVII: Who even thinks this is funny?
 grizzly: No sir, I don't like it. (Rad)
Image 79212   01-26-16   Uploaded by    taiko
Image 79211 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by night shift. You have brought shame on us, night shift.
 fatman: the occupational hazards of the tattoo artist are underestimated. Just look around WalMart and think of the person who had to do all those.
 hurr: "it's not a profession it's an art form" "ok just ink me in the butt"
 Vanna: Don't fart. Please don't fart!
 Annoying Vegan : Isaac had to resort to some unpopular career choices to survive after leaving the Amish community.
 suck it: dude looks like my lawyer
 Mr. Butt: I like this for obvious reasons.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Anything's a canvas if you have enough rubbing alcohol
 Red: is it just me or have they photoshopped out part of the crack
 a robot: @Warrax ...."Speak, Friend, and Enter" as an anus-adjacent tattoo is fairly hilarious (but still a pretty bad idea)
 Mitchell: @Warrax Mellon!
 Warrax: Aw jeez, I image searched and saw two more shots in the series. Couldn't tell exactly what it says, but it looked like "Speak Friend" or maybe "Spit First."
 Mitchell: @Stanley Pain Sometimes it winks back at ya
 grizzly: Seems like a classy lady to me.
 Stanley Pain: When you stare into the abyss.....
 Warrax: The look on his face is priceless.
Image 79210   01-26-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
 silver: Is this dumbass-fu or dumbass-kwan-do ?
 buttbuttgoose: I'm stupid, I thought he was holding a bunch of those large water squirt gun stick things, not light bulbs.
 Cami: Take in enough mercury and it starts making sense.
 AutoDisaster: Does this count as upcycling?
 Frank herbert: amazingly they don't hurt as much as you might think.
 a robot: Time to breathe in all that tasty glass dust
 Zampano: im not sure thats up to EPA code for fluorescent bulb disposal
 Stanley Pain: This can't be healthy on a number of levels.
 Warrax: Reminds me of "The Raid," which is a good thing to be reminded of.
 dobbiesdoogs: ecw! ecw! ecw!
Image 79209   01-26-16   Uploaded by    JackSkellington
 Korrok: This needs to be next to the "Not to be operated by fuckwits." sign.
 Warrax: In Soviet Russia, means of production rise up and seize YOU!
Image 79208   01-26-16   Uploaded by    ratwa
 Air Biscuit: @Warrax you mean that thing from time splitters is real?
 Warrax: I finally figured out what all these people are afraid of. I think it's a deer with a chainsaw. After all the menace it has cause, these brave hunters finally came to bring down the beast, but alas, their courage failed them in the end. No doubt we'll be seeing more of these in the future.
Image 79207   01-26-16   Uploaded by    wordjones
 breadtoaster: Herbert West: Reanimator
 Asshole Fartknocker: If you like this there's more where that came from
 J. Random Bozo: I spent like three hours on the shading on your upper lip
Image 79206   01-26-16   Uploaded by    Gakuto pls
 morakdais: @Criwn Dampuble is there any other kind?
 Criwn Dampuble: @morakdais a naughty Coati :3
 Frank herbert: @Warrax. I've been deceived by a fake ginger and a ferret. God dammit
 morakdais: Coatis everywhere
 Warrax: Jungle is fake, I can tell by the pixels. Also that palmtree isn't found in the same hemisphere as that species of grass. Wake up, sheeple.
 Yttermayn : Honey badger don't give a fuck.
 a robot: Tanukis: so hot right now
Image 79205   01-26-16   Uploaded by    saluted
 Korrok: It seems your mom made a mistake or two as well..
 Frank herbert: @DonkeyPuncher I prefer pre-cambrian. ford made better trucks then
 Knice: @DonkeyPuncher I am cry. I love you sometimes.
 Mister S: Also you blocked your rear-view mirror, you jackass.
 dobbiesdoogs: you've made far more mistakes than that
 Anus: Cambrian Ford was good from 541 to 485.4 million years ago. You should have gone to Ordovician Ford.
 Warrax: That duck is mad.
Image 79204   01-26-16   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
 SunWukong: @Annoying Vegan : I see your 3PM's and raise you good Sir. My stepdad was doing some local campaigning. He used outlook to type up a leaflet, printed a few hundred and walked downstairs and said "I'm just off out to deliver these emails".
 Annoying Vegan : My mom Googles "Facebook" in order to get to Facebook. And refers to music files as 3PMs.
 Asshole Fartknocker: How do I fax this to you?
 Air Biscuit: Should have bought them a jitterbug.
Image 79203   01-26-16   Uploaded by    hapi papi
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