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272624  macrocosm: Plumbers at Hogwarts must be anorexic cuz in that shit would snapped in 2 from the jump out here

272614  ThoughtlessGentleman: "spaying and neutering humans is the best theres already tons of them with no homes."

272592  Teechur: @tib gubb I'm sorry, "they" have to pee outside.

272604  Teechur: Hand him the green one and then say, "No, we don't live there anymore. Try to fit in." Then hand him the whole box.

272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

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Score:
310
 
 Phum Munts: "...well, I thought packing an airbag with marshmallow fluff was a good idea, damn it!"
 a sedated moose: It was a spooky ghost! This is all ectoplasm!
 duckfarts: what kind of reverse carwash are you going to
 Coolguy: Papa smurf didn't survive the crash
 Black Jesus: @DonkeyPuncher is da ninja!
 Bernie 2016: That was some road-handi!
 Anus: Remember, don't jerk and drive
Image 78997   01-25-16   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
815
 
 duckfarts: it's what it says on the tin
 Warezlock: @Mr. Butt No shame...you're not alone
 Annoying Vegan : @Urn BooUrn Up ahead: Kermit and Fozzie at a fork in the road
 9inchfails: Some hobo's Home-in-the-Range.
 Urn BooUrn: Warning. Dad pun's. Next 3 miles.
 Mr. Butt: I laughed out loud at this stupid fucking picture. Fuck.
Image 78996   01-25-16   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
632
 
 Rurm Flumomple: Jon Do gets it. I'm off the Facebook. I sent it the way of Myspace
 Cumlord: Someone's discovered anticipatory dopamine
 jon do: except its a smartfridge, and is recording everything you buy, how often, and what time of day you tend to eat it for data mining
 Coolguy: Thanks for the biting commentary on modern life Mr. Bilton
 Coolguy: I stare at the fridge because I am trying to figure out if the light switches off when I close the door.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: Twitter is showing everyone your fridge and screaming LOOK AT ME, but everyone is doing it
 Reddest of Necks: And when you stare into the fridge, the fridge also stares into you
 Larfles: And even though the fridge is empty, except for that baking soda at the back... which is starting to look like a delicious snack.
Image 78995   01-25-16   Uploaded by    namename
Image 78994 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by salmiakki. Boo, salmiakki.
Score:
670
 
 Mr. Angry: "...what chu know about wearing a wolf on your noggin..." Actually, funny you ask...
 grandma: John Kay was Born To Be Wild
 Beer 30: His ribs...i can see his ribs...
 SunWukong: Flatbear. They blow in on the northerlies.
 A duck: A WORLD CALLED GOR! *whipcrack*
 NashtasticVoyage: Gallagher?
 Coolguy: Would not, would not, maybe would
 Anus: Who's nailin Palin?
 Penultimate Grunongo: That wolf is hugging the shit out of those swingers.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Please teach me the way Great Wise One
 Flurble: UHHHHHHH.
 a robot: That is definitely Sarah Palin on the left
 Cami: Old Palin beach photo?
 Nope: "What's it like to live life as a novelty?" "huh?" *click*
 Bolt Vanderhuge: SO GD RAD
Image 78993   01-25-16   Uploaded by    Yttermayn
Score:
566
 
 m o l e m a n: you had one job
 duckfarts: @Coolguy nope, he's still shooting so it's legal
 FunkyDrunk: the one stereotype that i think is true, and you're going to make me put it on the cover of the totsports[tm] basketball set
 Coolguy: I think that's called goaltending
 Darth Bater: I would pay to watch these midget fight over the ball.
 SomeCanadian: White men can't jump.
 Flurble: cocaine is a hell of a drug.
 Nope: "it says WNBA fool!"
 Knice: I can hear that 6-million dollar man sound effect.
 dobbiesdoogs: rekt
Image 78992   01-25-16   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
169
 
 falling: pallet-switched donald trump trying to get the muppet vote. NO THANKS DON T
 suck it: RIP bill clinton
 Flurble: Brody from Homeland has seen some better days.
 Knice: I guess I don't get it. I call bad. Visually aggravating, wordy, no joke. Bad to me.
 Anus: Same number of wizards and gators. OCD satisfied.
 WaffleIron: Speaking of respectful puppeteers: watch "I Am Big Bird: The Caroll Spinney Story". Watch it now.
Image 78991   01-25-16   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
205
 
 KEKOEKEOEK: The San Diego Zoo will do anything, absolutely anything, to keep their pachyderms from becoming bored. See, folks? That's how you keep the relationship spark lit - guaranteed, that elephant will NEVER forget that.
 BILL DOOR: IS THIS THE FIFTH ELEPHANT?
 A duck: "Quick! Pick up his legs and shove him the rest of the way in! JUST A PRANK BRO!"
 Poop van Pants: Has anyone stopped to consider that the elephant probably isn't too jazzed about this either ?
 duckfarts: @Knice you haven't seen the inside, have you
 avemaria: this is what happens when you pay for elephant poo by the pound.
 Prefuse: This is so much opposite of brave it circles back to bravery again
 Flurble: "Come on Phil, really get *in* there"
 Air Biscuit: Speaking of puppeting...
 Cami: Shitty job.
 Knice: Well, it's not a cubicle.
 WaffleIron: @Garb Grungo : "Can you hear me now?"
 toad: Mobile-phone signal-strength testing goes to the extreme.
Image 78990   01-25-16   Uploaded by    Frank herbert
Score:
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 Supermansbrother: Milwaukee, at last.
 Monkeyuke: Welcome to the office of Dr. Nick! Hi Everybody!
 gary: This is where you go after Jack Swagger gives you a gutwrenchpowerbomb.
 WaffleIron: That camera gets to see one non-stop interracial, polysexual recombobulation. I've never wanted to work security so badly as I do now.
 Knice: THE PROMISED LAND
Image 78989   01-25-16   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
710
 
 Cheesecake: Can't wait when he gets the ol' spicy toilet seat, and the ol' spicy steering wheel, and the ol' spicy double-dong, and...
 Antimony: Man, if I had a dollar for everytime I gave someone the ol' spicey keychain.
 lordfuzzybottom: I know classics are OK, but it's a classic of a YLYL so I don't know how I feel about that
 Coolguy: @Throb welp, I believe drawing hands is rather challenging
 Cami: @WaffleIron If you have to ask why then you're not in their customer demographic...and probably a savage in the eyes of people who own one.
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron snip snip
 WaffleIron: @Air Biscuit : if I've learned anythign here it's that crab hands are for holding knives.
 Air Biscuit: @Throb hes got a crab hand, hes got a normal hand. Hes about to cut Dominic up with his crab hand.
 Anus: @Throb Hands are hard to draw
 Throb: What is up with his other hand, by the way?
 WaffleIron: Sadly, whilst googlin' "spicy keychain" google suggested "keychain spice shaker"... Why does such a thing exist?
 Cami: My alarm remote!
 duckfarts: Classic Dominic
 WaffleIron: Ohh, let the cat smoke out of your hand - you'll have to be a dog person now
 J. Random Bozo: Rad, every time
Image 78988   01-25-16   Uploaded by    dingding
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