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233459  Felicity: Blep

233463  Felicity: Justified Ancients of Mu

233465  Felicity: Well, corporate centrist Democrats, sure

233435  glenalec: It must be leg day.

233472  Felicity: Whenever I start to get on top of my depression, fear rushes in to fill its place

233443  glenalec: Only you can stop. Dammit! You had ONE job!

233454  glenalec: I have more than that in my store room. @Psymon - mine are sorted roughly by voltage - we use them for powering student artworks.

233457  glenalec: Stop it! Or you'll go blind!

233365  Defiance: @mrwiffler what do you mean

233469  Butcherboy: And they cut down the woods of birnam woods and moved them up dunsidane hill. Macbeth never knew what hit him

233431  tokyopig: @antipatterns I was gonna say get cheaper whiskey.

233432  tokyopig: panel 4 should have been just one guy bowing while in the phone tbh

233434  tokyopig: and they say the left can't meme.

233443  tokyopig: Foggy The Bear.

233462  Skaalar: The honey must flooooooow.

233462  Skaalar: Is that... Wormsign?

233462  tokyopig: bullying target sighted, commence bullying subroutine

233465  Sadbot: welcome to the struggalo

233462  a robot: Oh, bother.

233441  addend: You'll be the toast of the party.

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3. Felicity
4. Teechur
5. Mr. Shine
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9. Ulillillia
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233418 Kaviri: *his

233372 Sadbot: @Side Boob Good on you, we're probably outliers, but every truck-driving, gun-fetishizing coworker I've had lives this here pictured life of "it's not who you are, it's what you can spend". Their standards of masculinity are totems, things to be bought, signifiers. Mustaches and cigars, guns and sex dolls. Strip that away and they're just scared little boys afraid that the world is moving past their violent, anti-social bullshit.

233267 jazzjunkie: There's a truck like that in my town, except it's all about China's mistreatment of Tibet.

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.

233237 Felicity: How about just dont donate things if they dont belong to you?

233318 Otterman: @UltraBeverly Now gimme my social security!

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?



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au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1110 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1086 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1074 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1065 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1061 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1021 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)
frankie uploaded 232977 (952 points)
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 5. ping: 3869 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2517 points
 7. frankie: 2486 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. ineedhepl: 2110 points
10. Side Boob: 2069 points
11. cannabis: 1930 points
12. nimbus: 1906 points
13. bigbison: 1790 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1673 points
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Score:
310
 
 Phum Munts: "...well, I thought packing an airbag with marshmallow fluff was a good idea, damn it!"
 a sedated moose: It was a spooky ghost! This is all ectoplasm!
 duckfarts: what kind of reverse carwash are you going to
 Coolguy: Papa smurf didn't survive the crash
 Black Jesus: @DonkeyPuncher is da ninja!
 Bernie 2016: That was some road-handi!
 Anus: Remember, don't jerk and drive
Image 78997   01-25-16   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
789
 
 duckfarts: it's what it says on the tin
 Warezlock: @Mr. Butt No shame...you're not alone
 Annoying Vegan : @Urn BooUrn Up ahead: Kermit and Fozzie at a fork in the road
 9inchfails: Some hobo's Home-in-the-Range.
 Urn BooUrn: Warning. Dad pun's. Next 3 miles.
 Mr. Butt: I laughed out loud at this stupid fucking picture. Fuck.
Image 78996   01-25-16   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
604
 
 Rurm Flumomple: Jon Do gets it. I'm off the Facebook. I sent it the way of Myspace
 Cumlord: Someone's discovered anticipatory dopamine
 jon do: except its a smartfridge, and is recording everything you buy, how often, and what time of day you tend to eat it for data mining
 Coolguy: Thanks for the biting commentary on modern life Mr. Bilton
 Coolguy: I stare at the fridge because I am trying to figure out if the light switches off when I close the door.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: Twitter is showing everyone your fridge and screaming LOOK AT ME, but everyone is doing it
 Reddest of Necks: And when you stare into the fridge, the fridge also stares into you
 Larfles: And even though the fridge is empty, except for that baking soda at the back... which is starting to look like a delicious snack.
Image 78995   01-25-16   Uploaded by    namename
Image 78994 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by salmiakki. We'll pray for you, salmiakki.
Score:
647
 
 Mr. Angry: "...what chu know about wearing a wolf on your noggin..." Actually, funny you ask...
 Robespierre: John Kay was Born To Be Wild
 Beer 30: His ribs...i can see his ribs...
 SunWukong: Flatbear. They blow in on the northerlies.
 A duck: A WORLD CALLED GOR! *whipcrack*
 NashtasticVoyage: Gallagher?
 Coolguy: Would not, would not, maybe would
 Anus: Who's nailin Palin?
 Penultimate Grunongo: That wolf is hugging the shit out of those swingers.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Please teach me the way Great Wise One
 Flurble: UHHHHHHH.
 a robot: That is definitely Sarah Palin on the left
 Cami: Old Palin beach photo?
 Nope: "What's it like to live life as a novelty?" "huh?" *click*
 Bolt Vanderhuge: SO GD RAD
Image 78993   01-25-16   Uploaded by    Yttermayn
Score:
566
 
 m o l e m a n: you had one job
 duckfarts: @Coolguy nope, he's still shooting so it's legal
 tib gubb: the one stereotype that i think is true, and you're going to make me put it on the cover of the totsports[tm] basketball set
 Coolguy: I think that's called goaltending
 Darth Bater: I would pay to watch these midget fight over the ball.
 SomeCanadian: White men can't jump.
 Flurble: cocaine is a hell of a drug.
 Nope: "it says WNBA fool!"
 Knice: I can hear that 6-million dollar man sound effect.
 dobbiesdoogs: rekt
Image 78992   01-25-16   Uploaded by    vape station
Score:
169
 
 tib gubb: pallet-switched donald trump trying to get the muppet vote. NO THANKS DON T
 suck it: RIP bill clinton
 Matt Face: Is this the new Butthorn? I don't like this either.
 Flurble: Brody from Homeland has seen some better days.
 Knice: I guess I don't get it. I call bad. Visually aggravating, wordy, no joke. Bad to me.
 Anus: Same number of wizards and gators. OCD satisfied.
 WaffleIron: Speaking of respectful puppeteers: watch "I Am Big Bird: The Caroll Spinney Story". Watch it now.
Image 78991   01-25-16   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
Score:
205
 
 KEKOEKEOEK: The San Diego Zoo will do anything, absolutely anything, to keep their pachyderms from becoming bored. See, folks? That's how you keep the relationship spark lit - guaranteed, that elephant will NEVER forget that.
 BILL DOOR: IS THIS THE FIFTH ELEPHANT?
 A duck: "Quick! Pick up his legs and shove him the rest of the way in! JUST A PRANK BRO!"
 Poop van Pants: Has anyone stopped to consider that the elephant probably isn't too jazzed about this either ?
 duckfarts: @Knice you haven't seen the inside, have you
 tib gubb: this is what happens when you pay for elephant poo by the pound.
 Prefuse: This is so much opposite of brave it circles back to bravery again
 Flurble: "Come on Phil, really get *in* there"
 Air Biscuit: Speaking of puppeting...
 Cami: Shitty job.
 Knice: Well, it's not a cubicle.
 WaffleIron: @Garb Grungo : "Can you hear me now?"
 toad: Mobile-phone signal-strength testing goes to the extreme.
Image 78990   01-25-16   Uploaded by    Frank herbert
Score:
465
 
 Supermansbrother: Milwaukee, at last.
 Monkeyuke: Welcome to the office of Dr. Nick! Hi Everybody!
 gary: This is where you go after Jack Swagger gives you a gutwrenchpowerbomb.
 WaffleIron: That camera gets to see one non-stop interracial, polysexual recombobulation. I've never wanted to work security so badly as I do now.
 Knice: THE PROMISED LAND
Image 78989   01-25-16   Uploaded by    ppr4
Score:
710
 
 Anus: There should really be a warning on this image. Kids who see it are gonna copy it and get hurt. Then they're gonna post the videos here and it will be very funny but also a bit sad.
 Cheesecake: Can't wait when he gets the ol' spicy toilet seat, and the ol' spicy steering wheel, and the ol' spicy double-dong, and...
 Antimony: Man, if I had a dollar for everytime I gave someone the ol' spicey keychain.
 lordfuzzybottom: I know classics are OK, but it's a classic of a YLYL so I don't know how I feel about that
 Coolguy: @Throb welp, I believe drawing hands is rather challenging
 Cami: @WaffleIron If you have to ask why then you're not in their customer demographic...and probably a savage in the eyes of people who own one.
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron snip snip
 WaffleIron: @Air Biscuit : if I've learned anythign here it's that crab hands are for holding knives.
 Air Biscuit: @Throb hes got a crab hand, hes got a normal hand. Hes about to cut Dominic up with his crab hand.
 Anus: @Throb Hands are hard to draw
 Throb: What is up with his other hand, by the way?
 WaffleIron: Sadly, whilst googlin' "spicy keychain" google suggested "keychain spice shaker"... Why does such a thing exist?
 Cami: My alarm remote!
 duckfarts: Classic Dominic
 WaffleIron: Ohh, let the cat smoke out of your hand - you'll have to be a dog person now
 J. Random Bozo: Rad, every time
Image 78988   01-25-16   Uploaded by    dingding
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