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262521  Felicity: That's a tot ology

262522  Felicity: INEWARHOL?

262536  Felicity: Dietary restrictions dictate you must eat six or more people? Add 20 percent

262538  Felicity: Ben Franklin's friendship bracelet

262581  Zarathustra: @Barm Albongo so that's why there's so many oversized pickups in Texas?

262549  AdaMan: I support this

262571  AdaMan: That wouldnt stop me

262525  jazzjunkie: I need dis

262577  Teechur: Captain Americorg

262578  tib gubb: nice kitty... look, i have salmon!

262539  jazzjunkie: Apparently it's a Swedish ad campaign for some amusement park, but man. This is some high-octane dream candy!

262558  tib gubb: it's actually because you're fat there, champ

262575  tib gubb: little hellraisers

262575  White Rice: So, my current game on here is "spot @Not a Bot" (which is only a game due to the shifting red names we all have currently). Anyway, Im officially guessing the first comment on this image (regarding hotdogs & being lady like) is Not a Bot.

262574  Sadbot: 4-door Jeeps are for people who think they're too cool for mini-vans. Spoiler: they are not.

262539  jazzjunkie: Download The Laughing app for your smartphone? This is some dark shit O.o

262493  Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN

262550  lecj07: Don't think he can pull of pink Chanel though.

262560  lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"

262589  A duck: Is it me, or the dog to the right looks mutated?

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262560 lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"

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Score:
310
 
 Tharbo Plungo: "...well, I thought packing an airbag with marshmallow fluff was a good idea, damn it!"
 Bump Brungo: It was a spooky ghost! This is all ectoplasm!
 Rorm Morpombies: what kind of reverse carwash are you going to
 Crimp Flopert: Papa smurf didn't survive the crash
 Bengo Rempomple: @DonkeyPuncher is da ninja!
 Beple Flumupert: That was some road-handi!
 Harm Cremoble: Remember, don't jerk and drive
Image 78997   01-25-16   Uploaded by    Romp Grunoble
Score:
815
 
 Japle Brungus: it's what it says on the tin
 Burt Plemungus: @Mr. Butt No shame...you're not alone
 Vurm Dampumple: @Urn BooUrn Up ahead: Kermit and Fozzie at a fork in the road
 Ruwn Cremombies: Some hobo's Home-in-the-Range.
 Galm Flumongus: Warning. Dad pun's. Next 3 miles.
 Geng Flomple: I laughed out loud at this stupid fucking picture. Fuck.
Image 78996   01-25-16   Uploaded by    Cremp Horpongo
Score:
632
 
 Relm Plemongo: Jon Do gets it. I'm off the Facebook. I sent it the way of Myspace
 Treft Horpombies: Someone's discovered anticipatory dopamine
 Hown Plongo: except its a smartfridge, and is recording everything you buy, how often, and what time of day you tend to eat it for data mining
 Berb Cremupert: Thanks for the biting commentary on modern life Mr. Bilton
 Flongo Morpomple: I stare at the fridge because I am trying to figure out if the light switches off when I close the door.
 Cralm Grunupert: Twitter is showing everyone your fridge and screaming LOOK AT ME, but everyone is doing it
 Dung Plomple: And when you stare into the fridge, the fridge also stares into you
 Rung Albungo: And even though the fridge is empty, except for that baking soda at the back... which is starting to look like a delicious snack.
Image 78995   01-25-16   Uploaded by    Harm Flumongus
Image 78994 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by salmiakki. Your image was bad, salmiakki.
Score:
670
 
 Miple Plemumple: "...what chu know about wearing a wolf on your noggin..." Actually, funny you ask...
 Thirm Drumungo: John Kay was Born To Be Wild
 Dalm Plemombies: His ribs...i can see his ribs...
 Flamp Grombies: Flatbear. They blow in on the northerlies.
 Bert Morpongus: A WORLD CALLED GOR! *whipcrack*
 Vilm Grunongo: Gallagher?
 Dumpo Flumongus: Would not, would not, maybe would
 Hold Plemumple: Who's nailin Palin?
 Thirm Alboble: That wolf is hugging the shit out of those swingers.
 Verb Plongus: Please teach me the way Great Wise One
 Reple Drumombies: UHHHHHHH.
 Thart Horpombies: That is definitely Sarah Palin on the left
 Framp Plemupert: Old Palin beach photo?
 Hawn Brumple: "What's it like to live life as a novelty?" "huh?" *click*
 Flump Flumombies: SO GD RAD
Image 78993   01-25-16   Uploaded by    Rift Flongus
Score:
566
 
 Viple Morpopert: you had one job
 Goft Dampungo: @Coolguy nope, he's still shooting so it's legal
 Veng Drumuble: the one stereotype that i think is true, and you're going to make me put it on the cover of the totsports[tm] basketball set
 Themp Cremumbies: I think that's called goaltending
 Lurbo Dampumbies: I would pay to watch these midget fight over the ball.
 Virb Drumoble: White men can't jump.
 Mawn Cremombies: cocaine is a hell of a drug.
 Tremp Grongus: "it says WNBA fool!"
 Barbo Rempumbies: I can hear that 6-million dollar man sound effect.
 Rirt Horpoble: rekt
Image 78992   01-25-16   Uploaded by    Lampo Dampongus
Score:
169
 
 Murbo Grunupert: pallet-switched donald trump trying to get the muppet vote. NO THANKS DON T
 Gaple Cremupert: RIP bill clinton
 Holm Drumumple: Brody from Homeland has seen some better days.
 Mimpo Gruble: I guess I don't get it. I call bad. Visually aggravating, wordy, no joke. Bad to me.
 Baft Drumumbies: Same number of wizards and gators. OCD satisfied.
 Giwn Gropert: Speaking of respectful puppeteers: watch "I Am Big Bird: The Caroll Spinney Story". Watch it now.
Image 78991   01-25-16   Uploaded by    Fruwn Dampopert
Score:
205
 
 Gongo Drumombies: The San Diego Zoo will do anything, absolutely anything, to keep their pachyderms from becoming bored. See, folks? That's how you keep the relationship spark lit - guaranteed, that elephant will NEVER forget that.
 Lung Plumbies: IS THIS THE FIFTH ELEPHANT?
 Frongo Flomple: "Quick! Pick up his legs and shove him the rest of the way in! JUST A PRANK BRO!"
 Palm Brongo: Has anyone stopped to consider that the elephant probably isn't too jazzed about this either ?
 Crang Rempomple: @Knice you haven't seen the inside, have you
 Duple Flungus: this is what happens when you pay for elephant poo by the pound.
 Riwn Grunopert: This is so much opposite of brave it circles back to bravery again
 Jimp Grumple: "Come on Phil, really get *in* there"
 Huple Morpopert: Speaking of puppeting...
 Jungo Bromple: Shitty job.
 Hople Horpoble: Well, it's not a cubicle.
 Juld Morpungus: @Garb Grungo : "Can you hear me now?"
 Leng Grunomple: Mobile-phone signal-strength testing goes to the extreme.
Image 78990   01-25-16   Uploaded by    Jurbo Dampombies
Score:
465
 
 Thown Plungus: Milwaukee, at last.
 Virb Plemopert: Welcome to the office of Dr. Nick! Hi Everybody!
 Diwn Brongo: This is where you go after Jack Swagger gives you a gutwrenchpowerbomb.
 Muft Cremumbies: That camera gets to see one non-stop interracial, polysexual recombobulation. I've never wanted to work security so badly as I do now.
 Trelm Rempongo: THE PROMISED LAND
Image 78989   01-25-16   Uploaded by    Jengo Plungus
Score:
710
 
 Vomp Drumomple: Can't wait when he gets the ol' spicy toilet seat, and the ol' spicy steering wheel, and the ol' spicy double-dong, and...
 Buft Flumongus: Man, if I had a dollar for everytime I gave someone the ol' spicey keychain.
 Jilm Drumongus: I know classics are OK, but it's a classic of a YLYL so I don't know how I feel about that
 Vuple Plungus: @Throb welp, I believe drawing hands is rather challenging
 Crolm Grunupert: @WaffleIron If you have to ask why then you're not in their customer demographic...and probably a savage in the eyes of people who own one.
 Frift Grunopert: @WaffleIron snip snip
 Huft Morpungus: @Air Biscuit : if I've learned anythign here it's that crab hands are for holding knives.
 Flung Morpombies: @Throb hes got a crab hand, hes got a normal hand. Hes about to cut Dominic up with his crab hand.
 Vomp Cremumple: @Throb Hands are hard to draw
 Trompo Plemungus: What is up with his other hand, by the way?
 Jing Albopert: Sadly, whilst googlin' "spicy keychain" google suggested "keychain spice shaker"... Why does such a thing exist?
 Thilm Cremumple: My alarm remote!
 Mungo Flumumbies: Classic Dominic
 Veng Flumungus: Ohh, let the cat smoke out of your hand - you'll have to be a dog person now
 Trango Grunongus: Rad, every time
Image 78988   01-25-16   Uploaded by    Lorm Plumple
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