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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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Score:
558
 
 duckfarts: i will assimilate with the box, you just wait and see
 Beerarchy: fits?sits:;
 WaffleIron: oh derp nevermind.
 WaffleIron: @Amy Housewine
 5 Headed Snake God: @Amy Housewine That sounds pretty great, actually.
 Amy Housewine: Gauntlet-style generator. It will produce and endless stream of cats until you destroy it.
 Bernie 2016: Fits=1; Sits++
 mrmrmr: Payless CatSource
Image 78867   01-25-16   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
656
 
 a robot: @zazzer I could totally see a church youth group pastor making that up to try to connect with the young people
 Korrok: Needs more Lizard, Spock.
 spacedawg: In the original Western interpretation of Rock-Paper-Scissors, Rocks were the stones thrown at Jesus, Scissors were the spears the pierced him on the cross, and Paper was the Bible that converted the heathens.
 randominput: @KnowLifer back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and...
 Coolguy: Inaccurate, paper is meant to suffocate rock
 imaginary gf: No, but it's humiliating.
 Warrax: Rock thrives on attention and can't handle not being seen.
 KnowLifer: hm. #73134
 Annoying Vegan : Don't take it for granite.
Image 78866   01-25-16   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
117
 
 Skaalar: I don't want a Large Farva!
 Jim: I'll take a liter of cola
 Stom Premben: Is that like "BaaRamEwe?"
 qazwsx: no no no no no no
 Manhunter: Super troopers is ace, eh?
Image 78865   01-25-16   Uploaded by    DonkeyPuncher
Score:
178
 
 rustedpeace: I can hear the sea! Hmph, all I can hear is tinea.
 Pickle Dick: @Ulillillia He is wearing shorts, but he died two days ago and is rocking priapism.
 celebgate: For my sanity I'm just going to assume he's wearing shorts.
 DrinkMixMan: Latest upgrades to Maxwell Smart's phone are a little awkward
 Knice: "What?? I'm sorry; I can't hear you: I'm going through a tunnel."
Image 78864   01-25-16   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
558
 
 Science: I'm not sure how, but it made me angrier that someone killed the leopard and made this horrible mockery, than it would have with a good taxidermy job.
 tib gubb: nailed it.
 Jim: If only it was slightly flatter, I coulda used this as a coffe table
 WaffleIron: This majestic creatures name is "Denver"
 pirate: Worst. Taxidermy. Ever.
 crudites: Four leg jeans or two leg jeans?
 wootman: Is dis a lepper or a jaggler?
 hnnngh: RWAROR
 Mr. Pepper: Pommel leopard
 Knice: Majestic
Image 78863   01-25-16   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
425
 
 Knice: Return flight: #89118
 Knice: @Fishy ;)
 OldPerson74604: Needs a Grindr logo.
 trelyate: "I put a spell on you" is now playing in your mind
 Fishy: @Knice Tear a cock in two?
 Coolguy: The 90's were a strange time
 Coolguy: @Fishy the movie is called Hocus Pocus 1993.
 Serial T.: Burn her she's a hag, umm I mean witch.
 Fishy: What is this from? I forget.. but I do recognize it x.x
 SomeCanadian: @Knice Im Tequila Mockingbird. You can see me on Fridays at the Manhole
 Knice: @zazzer Outstanding! (Mine is Tara Khakintu.)
 Pront Remp: @Knice Hey, that's my Drag name!
 Knice: Majestic!
Image 78862   01-25-16   Uploaded by    Prombom
Score:
907
 
 Korrok: @OldPerson74604 What are you, a Rolling Stones fan?
 greenbean: i wanna pee on this
 Coolguy: Yes the members of the Beatles are white
 sir toke a lot: no no no no no no no no no
 DrinkMixMan: I love the White album
 Noremak: @OldPerson74604 You can't see him because he's a ghost.
 OldPerson74604: Where's Casper?
Image 78861   01-25-16   Uploaded by    gary
Image 78860 is unbelievably bad (score -32) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by BFHoodrich. Your image was bad, BFHoodrich.
Score:
722
 
 Zoey: what the kitty is thinking:oh the plotting I shall do yes. one day we will rule all
 Coolguy: Cute, but still a cold blooded killer
 a robot: Kitty is just sad because his body is blurry
 PenguinBartender: That's some... Shallow depth of field right there... Yep.
Image 78859   01-25-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
840
 
 WaffleIron: Yup, now the theme from M.A.S.H. is stuck in my head.
 hnnngh: War is hell.
 King Polly: The Chinook can eat its own weight in infantry each day while it journies to the breeding grounds.
 Dizzy: It looks surprised that it's eating them. I think it might not want this.
 ThatGuy: Ooh a piece of commando! Ooh a piece of commando! Ooh a piece of commando!
Image 78858   01-25-16   Uploaded by    inthrees
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