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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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10. FireBreathingMarmot



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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
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 effzeeceekay: How do get a sloth off a post. Do you need to show it a better post?
 torrez: Sir, the mimimum speed on this road is 75KMPH.
 randomhobo: holy shit @a robot lollll
 Science: When we lived in Panama, my mom saw a sloth on the highway and said "Poor thing got hit by a car." My dad said "Are you kidding? He's running for his life!"
 duckfarts: wait till he comes down first
 virtualman: While a sloth generally placid, if threatoned, those claws can take lethally big chunks out of you!
 Frank herbert: tickle sfriend the sloth
 Jennerator: Well he's not being arrested for speeding
 a robot: I love this post
Image 78657   01-24-16   Uploaded by    Kool Aid Man
Score:
138
 
 Throb: She would also accept E = gamma times mass times lightspeed, where gamma is the time dialation factor. But she doesn't like using relativistic mass and instead prefers the convention that mass is just rest mass and energy changes because momentum is included
 Throb: She is protesting against taking the mass energy equation in the rest frame limit all the time. She wants to see energy squared equals momentum squared c squared plus mass squared c to the fourth where c is lightspeed.
 Jennerator: Are they protesting against science? What the hell is going on here?
 Fancy Clown: Down with this sort of thing
 Janston: I like the k in know was clearly an afterthought.
 Warezlock: What staggers me is how my species has made it this far.
 a robot: Careful now.
 Warrax: Wow really? Get the Nobel Committee on the phone pronto!
Image 78656   01-24-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
638
 
 Throb: Stand up to go down
 Mord Tingies: @Warrax I'm starting to feel a little Sapphic myself
 Science: @Mr. Whiskers: I think they both peed. Also, hot.
 Dobly: Are we bringing giant girl week back?
 Popsicle Dream: Ummmm, I like this.
 Noremak: I learned something about myself when I felt my eyes light up.
 Mr. Shine: Count me in! I want to go to there!
 Cami: I didn't know Lis Kudrow was so tall.
 TotalWar: @CatCat: Don't worry, Lisa Kudrow would never do that.
 Catcat: I'm afraid that if they scissor, the big one will actually cut the little one in half
 TotalWar: High heels make a difference.
 CrustyDusty: One word. YIKES.
 Headoftheclass: ...if you're brave enough.
 Warrax: I think I'm starting to develop a fetish.
 a robot: @Mr. Whiskers That's part of the fetish
 dark.elf.raya: This porn is weird...
 Mr. Whiskers: Shame the tall one peed her pants
 Knice: Aww, she has a pocket-lady!
Image 78655   01-24-16   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
250
 
 Wolfechu: ENJOYMENT IS MANDATORY
 JackSkellington: I'm pickin' up good vibrations. She's giving me excitations.
 Jackhammer: "with the Genuine" normally I'd just put that, but I'm honestly wondering if someone can explain this. Is the machine called the Genuine?
 Warrax: Ashtrays like this make it hard to quit smoking.
Image 78654   01-24-16   Uploaded by    Mitchell
Score:
742
 
 westerner: I made a great comment the last time this one came around - sure as hell wish I could remember what it was...
 SomeCanadian: such derp
 Knice: Bae got me like
Image 78653   01-24-16   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
237
 
 Jennerator: As seen through Dog Vision(tm) goggles
 dobbiesdoogs: "barney, my pebb....holy shit barn, you're fucked up"
 Janston: This porn is weird
 Anus: Jesus, you're not supposed to eat the fucking spoon! That had to hurt.
Image 78652   01-24-16   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
431
 
 San DoDo: that 'then' is everything that is wrong with the world today
 CuriouSir: @a robot thats because youre an asshole. dont worry, it happens. best part? most people are assholes so you have a better chance of making friends. grats.
 Juft Flumongus: F MINUS
 WaffleIron: Looks like teach is just handing out 81's without actually looking at the answer key.
 Solemn: The student's writing says 'this ninja prevents anything less than a 'C''. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to head to Niagra Falls to flush my eyes out.
 a robot: I'd take points off for penmanship
 CastleBravo: Cool teacher.
Image 78651   01-24-16   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
921
 
 TurkeyVulture: Emmet and Ma Otter from Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas.
 Jackhammer: @SomeCanadian @Warrax There were otters in the Redwall series, now that I think about it...
 dark.elf.raya: Okay son, you show me the one who called you 'Sherlock'...
 SomeCanadian: @Warrax little known fact, everyone in the Renaissance was an otter, if you look closely.
 Anus: He was always haunted by the fear that his wife would find out about his otter family, or they would find out about her.
 Jackhammer: Majestic creatures
 Warrax: Is it just me, or are they posing like this is going to be a renaissance painting?
Image 78650   01-24-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
297
 
 Nymphomania: All others will be used as an emergeny bathroom by our customers
 dobbiesdoogs: so that's how they make the salsa
 WaffleIron: hahaha! It's the sign they put out by every chilis ever, except the chilis to go in the detroit airport with the terrible service.
 Gomi Day: i would be the sort to pull up in a $200 beater, just to enjoy the show. and be bitterly disappointed when it wasn't disposed of in the manner specified.
Image 78649   01-24-16   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
208
 
 balloon: question: which side is his hog and which side is his cameltoe
 Aaron Spacemuseum: i wanna be prezzzzzidentttt
 Janston: Frontbutt
 WaffleIron: N.ever Y.ank P.ants D.own - agreed.
 Jackhammer: That's a chub-n-tuck to be envious of!
 SomeCanadian: moose knuckle
 Warrax: How long until this country finally gets maternity leave programs in line with the rest of the free world?
 Warezlock: Something got into his belleh.
 Zampano: apple
 Zampano: that nasty
 Matt Face: FUPA
 a robot: Werk it
Image 78648   01-24-16   Uploaded by    westerner
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