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221422  BlarfyB: @filthylaw She would get pretty tired, too.

221409  BlarfyB: @Knice About a $1.29.

221422  filthylaw: Well, it wouldn't be very good if the food were transported all the way from China...

221399  Knice: Fuck you Im not reading this.

221422  BlarfyB: @Mr. Pepper They took er jerbs!

221422  Mr. Pepper: This dates back to the '70s, when Canadian printers were pricing jobs lower than US printers and "Made in Canada" was required by US law to be printed upon products printed there or they could not be imported. I was working at a record press at the time and remember it being a big deal that LP covers were being shipped here from there.

221273  BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221255  cArdent: Time for pouncing lessons already?

221409  Knice: Whats a yoghurt?

221273  cArdent: @Dr Awkward If I was a fox I wouldn't get anywhere near a boatload of swans. They'd be bigger than me. They're *already* meaner than me.

221414  Sadbot: Shut up and don't tell me what to do

221420  BlarfyB: Your friend is way old, dude.

221276  cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221422  Michael Tripe: What if I told you there are a lot of Chinese people in Canada....

221313  cArdent: @Whatever Nah, Trump wouldn't want anybody better educated than him in a position to threaten his power base.

221412  Butcherboy: Turtleneck wallet is my stage name

221413  BlarfyB: @Nope Or star in one!

221410  addend: Gold stripes on party cups? Classy.

221415  Never AFK: This right here, this is what a Purplecoco nightmare looks like

221225  XLY: *PWIEEOOooop squweeEEEEEEE...

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 ping: How do get a sloth off a post. Do you need to show it a better post?
 torrez: Sir, the mimimum speed on this road is 75KMPH.
 randomhobo: holy shit @a robot lollll
 Science: When we lived in Panama, my mom saw a sloth on the highway and said "Poor thing got hit by a car." My dad said "Are you kidding? He's running for his life!"
 duckfarts: wait till he comes down first
 virtualman: While a sloth generally placid, if threatoned, those claws can take lethally big chunks out of you!
 Frank herbert: tickle sfriend the sloth
 Jennerator: Well he's not being arrested for speeding
 a robot: I love this post
Image 78657   01-24-16   Uploaded by    Kool Aid Man
Score:
138
 
 Throb: She would also accept E = gamma times mass times lightspeed, where gamma is the time dialation factor. But she doesn't like using relativistic mass and instead prefers the convention that mass is just rest mass and energy changes because momentum is included
 Throb: She is protesting against taking the mass energy equation in the rest frame limit all the time. She wants to see energy squared equals momentum squared c squared plus mass squared c to the fourth where c is lightspeed.
 Jennerator: Are they protesting against science? What the hell is going on here?
 Fancy Clown: Down with this sort of thing
 Janston: I like the k in know was clearly an afterthought.
 Warezlock: What staggers me is how my species has made it this far.
 a robot: Careful now.
 Warrax: Wow really? Get the Nobel Committee on the phone pronto!
Image 78656   01-24-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
638
 
 Throb: Stand up to go down
 Mord Tingies: @Warrax I'm starting to feel a little Sapphic myself
 Science: @Mr. Whiskers: I think they both peed. Also, hot.
 Dobly: Are we bringing giant girl week back?
 Popsicle Dream: Ummmm, I like this.
 Jennerator: Why is the short one wearing shoes with penis heels?
 Noremak: I learned something about myself when I felt my eyes light up.
 Mr. Shine: Count me in! I want to go to there!
 Cami: I didn't know Lis Kudrow was so tall.
 TotalWar: @CatCat: Don't worry, Lisa Kudrow would never do that.
 Catcat: I'm afraid that if they scissor, the big one will actually cut the little one in half
 TotalWar: High heels make a difference.
 CrustyDusty: One word. YIKES.
 Headoftheclass: ...if you're brave enough.
 Warrax: I think I'm starting to develop a fetish.
 a robot: @Mr. Whiskers That's part of the fetish
 dark.elf.raya: This porn is weird...
 Mr. Whiskers: Shame the tall one peed her pants
 Knice: Aww, she has a pocket-lady!
Image 78655   01-24-16   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
250
 
 Wolfechu: ENJOYMENT IS MANDATORY
 JackSkellington: I'm pickin' up good vibrations. She's giving me excitations.
 Jackhammer: "with the Genuine" normally I'd just put that, but I'm honestly wondering if someone can explain this. Is the machine called the Genuine?
 Warrax: Ashtrays like this make it hard to quit smoking.
Image 78654   01-24-16   Uploaded by    Mitchell
Score:
742
 
 Robespierre: I made a great comment the last time this one came around - sure as hell wish I could remember what it was...
 SomeCanadian: such derp
 Knice: Bae got me like
Image 78653   01-24-16   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
237
 
 Jennerator: As seen through Dog Vision(tm) goggles
 dobbiesdoogs: "barney, my pebb....holy shit barn, you're fucked up"
 Janston: This porn is weird
 Anus: Jesus, you're not supposed to eat the fucking spoon! That had to hurt.
Image 78652   01-24-16   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
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 San DoDo: that 'then' is everything that is wrong with the world today
 CuriouSir: @a robot thats because youre an asshole. dont worry, it happens. best part? most people are assholes so you have a better chance of making friends. grats.
 Juft Flumongus: F MINUS
 WaffleIron: Looks like teach is just handing out 81's without actually looking at the answer key.
 Solemn: The student's writing says 'this ninja prevents anything less than a 'C''. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to head to Niagra Falls to flush my eyes out.
 a robot: I'd take points off for penmanship
 CastleBravo: Cool teacher.
Image 78651   01-24-16   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
898
 
 TurkeyVulture: Emmet and Ma Otter from Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas.
 Jackhammer: @SomeCanadian @Warrax There were otters in the Redwall series, now that I think about it...
 dark.elf.raya: Okay son, you show me the one who called you 'Sherlock'...
 SomeCanadian: @Warrax little known fact, everyone in the Renaissance was an otter, if you look closely.
 Anus: He was always haunted by the fear that his wife would find out about his otter family, or they would find out about her.
 Jackhammer: Majestic creatures
 Warrax: Is it just me, or are they posing like this is going to be a renaissance painting?
Image 78650   01-24-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
271
 
 Nymphomania: All others will be used as an emergeny bathroom by our customers
 dobbiesdoogs: so that's how they make the salsa
 WaffleIron: hahaha! It's the sign they put out by every chilis ever, except the chilis to go in the detroit airport with the terrible service.
 Gomi Day: i would be the sort to pull up in a $200 beater, just to enjoy the show. and be bitterly disappointed when it wasn't disposed of in the manner specified.
Image 78649   01-24-16   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
208
 
 balloon: question: which side is his hog and which side is his cameltoe
 Aaron Spacemuseum: i wanna be prezzzzzidentttt
 Janston: Frontbutt
 WaffleIron: N.ever Y.ank P.ants D.own - agreed.
 Anus: He fucked all of New Jersey with that?!
 Jackhammer: That's a chub-n-tuck to be envious of!
 SomeCanadian: moose knuckle
 Warrax: How long until this country finally gets maternity leave programs in line with the rest of the free world?
 Warezlock: Something got into his belleh.
 Zampano: apple
 Zampano: that nasty
 Matt Face: FUPA
 a robot: Werk it
Image 78648   01-24-16   Uploaded by    westerner
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