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272303  Mr Bleak: @Side Boob Because they fart rainbows

272303  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Do hedgehogs normally pop in your area?

272459  Wolfy21: Oh my God I want a pet smidge so bad, give him a good pet for me OP!!

272446  Psymon: It's a tragedy; he was yellow!

272448  Psymon: John I require lasagna

272423  ThoughtlessGentleman: ttthhhhheeee ccciiirrrcccllle of llllliiiiffffeeee!

272439  ThoughtlessGentleman: we are number one! hey!

272371  Passive: I miss Emplemon's YouTube poops

272457  cran vodka: Teeny teefies!

272395  Passive: I hate these "Ally theater" bathroom signs

272398  Passive: This was written by adult pretending to be a child.

272401  Passive: It's not good to drive fast when it starts raining because it kicks up the oil on the road.

272438  Passive: Gotta teach em to objectify women young because

272448  Sadbot: John Carpenter's The Garf

272448  Dresdenkeogh: Hes in every shadow @Knice

272300  kristy: @charmander lol

272294  Dresdenkeogh: "Dwayne " the Rock " the rack Johnson"

272455  addend: "This depicts a zealous comrade offering a refreshing bottle of beer to a new American friend, promoting peace and harmony between our nations. Prints are available in the gift shop."

272434  VoR: Pet me.

272455  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

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272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272372 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"



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 effzeeceekay: How do get a sloth off a post. Do you need to show it a better post?
 torrez: Sir, the mimimum speed on this road is 75KMPH.
 randomhobo: holy shit @a robot lollll
 Science: When we lived in Panama, my mom saw a sloth on the highway and said "Poor thing got hit by a car." My dad said "Are you kidding? He's running for his life!"
 duckfarts: wait till he comes down first
 virtualman: While a sloth generally placid, if threatoned, those claws can take lethally big chunks out of you!
 Frank herbert: tickle sfriend the sloth
 Jennerator: Well he's not being arrested for speeding
 a robot: I love this post
Image 78657   01-24-16   Uploaded by    Kool Aid Man
Score:
138
 
 Throb: She would also accept E = gamma times mass times lightspeed, where gamma is the time dialation factor. But she doesn't like using relativistic mass and instead prefers the convention that mass is just rest mass and energy changes because momentum is included
 Throb: She is protesting against taking the mass energy equation in the rest frame limit all the time. She wants to see energy squared equals momentum squared c squared plus mass squared c to the fourth where c is lightspeed.
 Jennerator: Are they protesting against science? What the hell is going on here?
 Fancy Clown: Down with this sort of thing
 Janston: I like the k in know was clearly an afterthought.
 Warezlock: What staggers me is how my species has made it this far.
 a robot: Careful now.
 Warrax: Wow really? Get the Nobel Committee on the phone pronto!
Image 78656   01-24-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
638
 
 Throb: Stand up to go down
 Mord Tingies: @Warrax I'm starting to feel a little Sapphic myself
 Science: @Mr. Whiskers: I think they both peed. Also, hot.
 Dobly: Are we bringing giant girl week back?
 Popsicle Dream: Ummmm, I like this.
 Noremak: I learned something about myself when I felt my eyes light up.
 hanky: Count me in! I want to go to there!
 Cami: I didn't know Lis Kudrow was so tall.
 TotalWar: @CatCat: Don't worry, Lisa Kudrow would never do that.
 Catcat: I'm afraid that if they scissor, the big one will actually cut the little one in half
 TotalWar: High heels make a difference.
 CrustyDusty: One word. YIKES.
 Headoftheclass: ...if you're brave enough.
 Warrax: I think I'm starting to develop a fetish.
 a robot: @Mr. Whiskers That's part of the fetish
 dark.elf.raya: This porn is weird...
 Mr. Whiskers: Shame the tall one peed her pants
 Knice: Aww, she has a pocket-lady!
Image 78655   01-24-16   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
250
 
 Wolfechu: ENJOYMENT IS MANDATORY
 JackSkellington: I'm pickin' up good vibrations. She's giving me excitations.
 Jackhammer: "with the Genuine" normally I'd just put that, but I'm honestly wondering if someone can explain this. Is the machine called the Genuine?
 Warrax: Ashtrays like this make it hard to quit smoking.
Image 78654   01-24-16   Uploaded by    Mitchell
Score:
742
 
 westerner: I made a great comment the last time this one came around - sure as hell wish I could remember what it was...
 SomeCanadian: such derp
 Knice: Bae got me like
Image 78653   01-24-16   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
237
 
 Jennerator: As seen through Dog Vision(tm) goggles
 dobbiesdoogs: "barney, my pebb....holy shit barn, you're fucked up"
 Janston: This porn is weird
 Anus: Jesus, you're not supposed to eat the fucking spoon! That had to hurt.
Image 78652   01-24-16   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
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 San DoDo: that 'then' is everything that is wrong with the world today
 CuriouSir: @a robot thats because youre an asshole. dont worry, it happens. best part? most people are assholes so you have a better chance of making friends. grats.
 Juft Flumongus: F MINUS
 WaffleIron: Looks like teach is just handing out 81's without actually looking at the answer key.
 Solemn: The student's writing says 'this ninja prevents anything less than a 'C''. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to head to Niagra Falls to flush my eyes out.
 a robot: I'd take points off for penmanship
 CastleBravo: Cool teacher.
Image 78651   01-24-16   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
921
 
 kayjay: Emmet and Ma Otter from Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas.
 Jackhammer: @SomeCanadian @Warrax There were otters in the Redwall series, now that I think about it...
 dark.elf.raya: Okay son, you show me the one who called you 'Sherlock'...
 SomeCanadian: @Warrax little known fact, everyone in the Renaissance was an otter, if you look closely.
 Anus: He was always haunted by the fear that his wife would find out about his otter family, or they would find out about her.
 Jackhammer: Majestic creatures
 Warrax: Is it just me, or are they posing like this is going to be a renaissance painting?
Image 78650   01-24-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
297
 
 Nymphomania: All others will be used as an emergeny bathroom by our customers
 dobbiesdoogs: so that's how they make the salsa
 WaffleIron: hahaha! It's the sign they put out by every chilis ever, except the chilis to go in the detroit airport with the terrible service.
 Gomi Day: i would be the sort to pull up in a $200 beater, just to enjoy the show. and be bitterly disappointed when it wasn't disposed of in the manner specified.
Image 78649   01-24-16   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
208
 
 balloon: question: which side is his hog and which side is his cameltoe
 Aaron Spacemuseum: i wanna be prezzzzzidentttt
 Janston: Frontbutt
 WaffleIron: N.ever Y.ank P.ants D.own - agreed.
 Jackhammer: That's a chub-n-tuck to be envious of!
 SomeCanadian: moose knuckle
 Warrax: How long until this country finally gets maternity leave programs in line with the rest of the free world?
 Warezlock: Something got into his belleh.
 Zampano: apple
 Zampano: that nasty
 Matt Face: FUPA
 a robot: Werk it
Image 78648   01-24-16   Uploaded by    westerner
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