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210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

210478  someguynameded: Those are biiiig feets!

210470  ASTER: If you're willing to spend $20 on one meal you can get a burger with wagyu beef and a solid pound of bacon cheese fries. This isn't a joke, there's one by my house and I'm hungry now.

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210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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 ping: How do get a sloth off a post. Do you need to show it a better post?
 torrez: Sir, the mimimum speed on this road is 75KMPH.
 randomhobo: holy shit @a robot lollll
 Science: When we lived in Panama, my mom saw a sloth on the highway and said "Poor thing got hit by a car." My dad said "Are you kidding? He's running for his life!"
 duckfarts: wait till he comes down first
 virtualman: While a sloth generally placid, if threatoned, those claws can take lethally big chunks out of you!
 Frank herbert: tickle sfriend the sloth
 Jennerator: Well he's not being arrested for speeding
 a robot: I love this post
Image 78657   01-24-16   Uploaded by    Kool Aid Man
Score:
138
 
 Throb: She would also accept E = gamma times mass times lightspeed, where gamma is the time dialation factor. But she doesn't like using relativistic mass and instead prefers the convention that mass is just rest mass and energy changes because momentum is included
 Throb: She is protesting against taking the mass energy equation in the rest frame limit all the time. She wants to see energy squared equals momentum squared c squared plus mass squared c to the fourth where c is lightspeed.
 Jennerator: Are they protesting against science? What the hell is going on here?
 Fancy Clown: Down with this sort of thing
 Janston: I like the k in know was clearly an afterthought.
 Warezlock: What staggers me is how my species has made it this far.
 a robot: Careful now.
 Warrax: Wow really? Get the Nobel Committee on the phone pronto!
Image 78656   01-24-16   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
638
 
 Throb: Stand up to go down
 Mord Tingies: @Warrax I'm starting to feel a little Sapphic myself
 Science: @Mr. Whiskers: I think they both peed. Also, hot.
 Dobly: Are we bringing giant girl week back?
 Popsicle Dream: Ummmm, I like this.
 Jennerator: Why is the short one wearing shoes with penis heels?
 Noremak: I learned something about myself when I felt my eyes light up.
 Mr. Shine: Count me in! I want to go to there!
 Cami: I didn't know Lis Kudrow was so tall.
 TotalWar: @CatCat: Don't worry, Lisa Kudrow would never do that.
 Catcat: I'm afraid that if they scissor, the big one will actually cut the little one in half
 TotalWar: High heels make a difference.
 CrustyDusty: One word. YIKES.
 Headoftheclass: ...if you're brave enough.
 Warrax: I think I'm starting to develop a fetish.
 a robot: @Mr. Whiskers That's part of the fetish
 dark.elf.raya: This porn is weird...
 Mr. Whiskers: Shame the tall one peed her pants
 Knice: Aww, she has a pocket-lady!
Image 78655   01-24-16   Uploaded by    myrealname
Score:
250
 
 Wolfechu: ENJOYMENT IS MANDATORY
 JackSkellington: I'm pickin' up good vibrations. She's giving me excitations.
 Jackhammer: "with the Genuine" normally I'd just put that, but I'm honestly wondering if someone can explain this. Is the machine called the Genuine?
 Warrax: Ashtrays like this make it hard to quit smoking.
Image 78654   01-24-16   Uploaded by    Mitchell
Score:
742
 
 Robespierre: I made a great comment the last time this one came around - sure as hell wish I could remember what it was...
 SomeCanadian: such derp
 Knice: Bae got me like
Image 78653   01-24-16   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
237
 
 Jennerator: As seen through Dog Vision(tm) goggles
 dobbiesdoogs: "barney, my pebb....holy shit barn, you're fucked up"
 Janston: This porn is weird
 Anus: Jesus, you're not supposed to eat the fucking spoon! That had to hurt.
Image 78652   01-24-16   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
403
 
 San DoDo: that 'then' is everything that is wrong with the world today
 CuriouSir: @a robot thats because youre an asshole. dont worry, it happens. best part? most people are assholes so you have a better chance of making friends. grats.
 Juft Flumongus: F MINUS
 WaffleIron: Looks like teach is just handing out 81's without actually looking at the answer key.
 Solemn: The student's writing says 'this ninja prevents anything less than a 'C''. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to head to Niagra Falls to flush my eyes out.
 a robot: I'd take points off for penmanship
 CastleBravo: Cool teacher.
Image 78651   01-24-16   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
898
 
 TurkeyVulture: Emmet and Ma Otter from Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas.
 Jackhammer: @SomeCanadian @Warrax There were otters in the Redwall series, now that I think about it...
 dark.elf.raya: Okay son, you show me the one who called you 'Sherlock'...
 SomeCanadian: @Warrax little known fact, everyone in the Renaissance was an otter, if you look closely.
 Anus: He was always haunted by the fear that his wife would find out about his otter family, or they would find out about her.
 Jackhammer: Majestic creatures
 Warrax: Is it just me, or are they posing like this is going to be a renaissance painting?
Image 78650   01-24-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
271
 
 Nymphomania: All others will be used as an emergeny bathroom by our customers
 dobbiesdoogs: so that's how they make the salsa
 WaffleIron: hahaha! It's the sign they put out by every chilis ever, except the chilis to go in the detroit airport with the terrible service.
 Gomi Day: i would be the sort to pull up in a $200 beater, just to enjoy the show. and be bitterly disappointed when it wasn't disposed of in the manner specified.
Image 78649   01-24-16   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
208
 
 balloon: question: which side is his hog and which side is his cameltoe
 Aaron Spacemuseum: i wanna be prezzzzzidentttt
 Janston: Frontbutt
 WaffleIron: N.ever Y.ank P.ants D.own - agreed.
 Anus: He fucked all of New Jersey with that?!
 Jackhammer: That's a chub-n-tuck to be envious of!
 SomeCanadian: moose knuckle
 Warrax: How long until this country finally gets maternity leave programs in line with the rest of the free world?
 Warezlock: Something got into his belleh.
 Zampano: apple
 Zampano: that nasty
 Matt Face: FUPA
 a robot: Werk it
Image 78648   01-24-16   Uploaded by    westerner
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