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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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Score:
882
 
 Bane: Oh my god...he even arranged them by color...
 San DoDo: Inside out and foiled, now that would be something!
 Wolfechu: World's most expensive cloak. The panda fur crowd can go fuck themselves.
 Fancy Clown: Loser: The Losering
 Thurb Grunombies: It's a ... MAGIC CLOAK!!
 let it go: Congrats on your bad post
 Retromancer: That's a really cool use for trash commons.
 dingding: I can feel the pride radiating from my monitor
 Chest Rockwell: Nice baseball card collection bro.
 a robot: It's a +5 cloak of virginity
 Warrax: All dressed up for the wedding at #78416
Image 78475   01-23-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
475
 
 Frank herbert: @Warrax i origionally posted a joke about dune as frank herbert. The cookies made my first dozen posts frank herbert. So when i finally chose a name i ran with it. I am known as something else , else where in cyberspace
 VoR: I also find @hnnngh quite funny
 bigjim: I like @Micro Jackson and the newer @Amy Housewine. But I think my faves are the anonymous names the site gives you.
 VoR: Oh @Korrok. why the long post? you could have had 50% more Korrok in there
 VoR: @Knice, I choose you. Mainly because "Knice work @Knice"
 Poop van Pants: I humbly accept your nomination . Van Pants 2016 !!
 San DoDo: I second or third or fourth @Statutory Ape, @Nope - nuff said, and one that is still vacant - @Tittie sprinkles
 CuriouSir: i nominate Korrok, because he approves.
 shitshow: I love ALL of you -- Now kiss!! Aggro-orgy. (removes pantaloons)
 skunkrocker: That PooFinger is a riot. I always get mistaken for him.
 TotalWar: @jonz: What gave it away?
 hex0: Me. It's part of Mars Volta lyric
 TheDullTrowel: Jaunty Shrip is quite funny, I personally think. Darth Bater is great, too.
 Knice: I always liked Erroneous B.I.G.
 Reddest of Necks: @gary those two crack me up every time
 Reddest of Necks: Truely an honnor. Wish i had a cool back story behind it.
 gary: @ErroneousB.I.G. @Poo Flinger are pretty hard to trump. I feel so pedestrian in comparison.
 tib gubb: BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN gets my vote
 Throb: @Warrax my personal reason for my handle was the pictures of mormons I found and posted
 Gentleman: This should be linked from the front page. Can i nominate myself?
 Nope: @5 Headed Snake God :( I thought it was clever
 5 Headed Snake God: I actually rather like @Nope, not because it's clever, but because it perfectly encapsulates the proper reaction to many images that get posted.
 Magma Safe: Even though it is no more, I vote for @chickwithdick
 jonz: @TotalWar Uhhhh boyd rice is a nazi bro
 TotalWar: Do you want... TotalWar? Yes you want... TotalWar. -Boyd Rice
 peeper: My top name is also George W Kush though I have a soft spot for @Darth Bater as well.
 Thisguy: my three @Thisguy @Thatguy @guy I think I see a trend
 DrinkMixMan: I've always been fond of @Statutory Ape personally. But nothing for me tops the made up names the Spaceship dispenses.
 Warrax: @Thisguy It's what cool people do.
 Thisguy: Can I vote for my own?
 celtic: @Warrax In '90-'91, when we lived in SF, I took a Sunday DJ gig at a bar/restaurant on Fillmore spinning lounge and space age bachelor pad music during their brunch. The manager wanted a DJ-type name that they could put on their advertising flyers; The Robespierre Of The Jet Set just popped into my head, so I went with it. Thus it has been ever since.
 shitshow: I like @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN's angle. I also enjoy @Lousy Al's occasional narratives. @Jaunty Shrimp is a keeper, it makes me think of a shrimp dressed like a pimp. my username reflects my life choices.
 Weather: Because I have a big mental problem, I'm "ill", a synonym of "sick". Copy it twice as my mental problem is big and place the copied stuff in the middle.
 Cumlord: @Warrax my other account is "ultimateshitter " and you probably don't want to know the story behind that one either.
 Warrax: I figure most people have a personal reason or story for the handle they chose, and I often find myself curious about what it is.
 hurr: i do
 Nope: Fuck, didnt make it
 Matt Face: @Robespierre @Amy Housewine I'm touched but can't take full credit, it's the title of my favorite song.
 nanananana: @Statutory Ape I'm in agreement with @Jotun - I actually smirked the first time I saw your username
 Amy Housewine: I'd add a vote for both Jaunty Shrimp and Statutory Ape.
 The Dog Dies: @Dan Tagonistic Sometimes we can't. My real name is The Robespierre Of The Jet Set, but that's too long.
 Matt Face: Poop van Pants has my vote.
 Dan Tagonistic: Doesn't everyone use their real name? I feel so betrayed :(
 Noremak: Makes me wish I chose my other name, Cockflayer 3000.
 dark.elf.raya: I've always been fond of Korrok, myself...
 Matt Face: @Jotun thank you.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: mine is solid and rad. but @Korrok is p cool, as is @a robot
 WotGives: @jaunty shrimp is probably tops, but i'm also a big fan of @lousy AI. I don't care got mine, just made it up on the spot to make sure i wouldn't be recognized from any other forums.
 Jotun: I really had a laugh when I saw the username "Statutory Ape".
 kristy: GEORGE W KUSH
 Darth Bater: @a robot thanks! Haha, @Firm Buttocks gets my vote. They're not very active maybe it was @A Firm Buttocks? I don't remember.
 a robot: I think @Darth Bater and @Micro Jackson are both funny names, but I'm not a humor bot.
 Warrax: I'm... I'm fond of my name. It's why I picked it. The rest of you are cool too, I guess.
Image 78474   01-23-16   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Image 78473 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by johnnyc. We'll pray for you, johnnyc.
Score:
564
 
 Knice: Return flight: #79101
 shitshow: Take me to pleasure town!
 Knice: Boop!
 J. Random Bozo: Mr Peanutbutter secretly crushing on Princess Caroline
 jon do: brave dog or declawed cat?
 Magma Safe: Stop it! Right meow
Image 78472   01-23-16   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
712
 
 time is wastin: Ye olde frat hazing
 Bane: I imagine they all sound like Stewie and Hedonism-bot.
 VoR: Pew pew pew
 carpwoman: "Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!"
 Agamemnon Triforce: @Not stupid It's Thine nuts.
 Suburbanmom: I....can't....even
 humanfog: 11th Century Sex Therapist
 Danger Close: Smooth as eggs
 Bitcoin Burglar: Thee's nutze.
 Mominous: You wouldn't think he could tip-toe so well with all that extra weight he's carrying
 shitshow: Cuppa thine holy scrote.
 XLY: dude's facial expression on the right omg
 Knice: "Okay, boss, I got them FVCKS all planted like you asked."
 GTA VII: Ready ... aim ...
 Matt Face: You gonna finish that?
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Ye Olde Gaye Porn" from the pre-internet era
 jon do: "Truly, the Lord hath blessed thee. Meet me in the bathhouse in a quarter of an hour... I desire an ass-whooping."
 a robot: Everyone just looks so happy
 Nope: "My goodness, those are huge balls!" "I know right!"
 Warrax: The monastery where you learn to put the beans above the frank, day one.
Image 78471   01-23-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
722
 
 Franz-Ferdinand: Safe Trip Home
 nostril: "good-bye Mission control. Thanks for trying"
 WaffleIron: Ground control to major Tom, your circuits dead there's something wrong! Can you hear me major Tom?
 Chest Rockwell: Ayy lmao.
 Darth Bater: "I love to Laugh! Long and loud and clear! I love to laugh..." "Houston, are you still reading me?" ... "Hello?"
 Stanley Pain: Does anyone remember where I parked?
 J. Random Bozo: Open the pod bay doors, HAL
 jon do: If Kerbal taught me anything, this is just a rescue mission waiting to happen
 a robot: I'm floating in a most peculiar way...
 Nope: Uh guys. This isnt funny anymore....
Image 78470   01-23-16   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
401
 
 Bane: I willing to bet money that there is a $3500 system inside.
 nuke em: so very Fallout-ish
 WaffleIron: It's perfect camouflage for a big block and a 5.29 posi rear gear. Worlds fastest rust bucket.
 anonymous: @Robespierre And 20" rims
 CoffeeAndCigs: The only thing it's missing is a For Sale sign
 Warrax: @bizijosh I'm working on it.
 bizijosh: I want to drive my car until it's beyond this condition.
 SoyUnPerdedor: The best used car is the one you're still using
 jon do: You're halfway to Mad Max, all you need are spikes
 WotGives: Ratrod: you're doing it wrong
Image 78469   01-23-16   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
358
 
 trucker: POOR!!!!!!
 Flart Gromple: As it should be
 Air Biscuit: Its a good think you've got the nonskid in there to prevent your utensils from shifting during an earthquake.
 Trumpysucks: Bachelor utensil Drawer
 a robot: Just steal some silverware from a restaurant
 jon do: the struggle is real. see if any of your friends wash dishes, maybe hook you up?
 dark.elf.raya: Dude, what if you have company. Go buy another set.
Image 78468   01-23-16   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
949
 
 Nope: For extra value, have your name and the name of your next of kin tattooed on your ass cheek!
 Solemn: The only brand approved by the Human Torch.
 Mattixvii: BEST. MASCOT. EVER.
 Warrax: Oh good, my ass skin will still be available for grafts.
Image 78467   01-23-16   Uploaded by    nuke em
Score:
278
 
 jon do: they work together. binocs is on surveillance, shovel... well, you don't want to know what shovel does
 DrinkMixMan: Classic binoculars.
Image 78466   01-23-16   Uploaded by    Backhand
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