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210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

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Score:
813
 
 Bane: Oh my god...he even arranged them by color...
 San DoDo: Inside out and foiled, now that would be something!
 Wolfechu: World's most expensive cloak. The panda fur crowd can go fuck themselves.
 Fancy Clown: Loser: The Losering
 Thurb Grunombies: It's a ... MAGIC CLOAK!!
 let it go: Congrats on your bad post
 Retromancer: That's a really cool use for trash commons.
 Robespierre: I can feel the pride radiating from my monitor
 Chest Rockwell: Nice baseball card collection bro.
 Matt Face: NERDS!!
 a robot: It's a +5 cloak of virginity
 Warrax: All dressed up for the wedding at #78416
Image 78475   01-23-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
442
 
 Frank herbert: @Warrax i origionally posted a joke about dune as frank herbert. The cookies made my first dozen posts frank herbert. So when i finally chose a name i ran with it. I am known as something else , else where in cyberspace
 VoR: I also find @hnnngh quite funny
 bigjim: I like @Micro Jackson and the newer @Amy Housewine. But I think my faves are the anonymous names the site gives you.
 VoR: Oh @Korrok. why the long post? you could have had 50% more Korrok in there
 VoR: @Knice, I choose you. Mainly because "Knice work @Knice"
 Poop van Pants: I humbly accept your nomination . Van Pants 2016 !!
 San DoDo: I second or third or fourth @Statutory Ape, @Nope - nuff said, and one that is still vacant - @Tittie sprinkles
 CuriouSir: i nominate Korrok, because he approves.
 shitshow: I love ALL of you -- Now kiss!! Aggro-orgy. (removes pantaloons)
 skunkrocker: That PooFinger is a riot. I always get mistaken for him.
 TotalWar: @jonz: What gave it away?
 hex0: Me. It's part of Mars Volta lyric
 TheDullTrowel: Jaunty Shrip is quite funny, I personally think. Darth Bater is great, too.
 Knice: I always liked Erroneous B.I.G.
 Reddest of Necks: @gary those two crack me up every time
 Reddest of Necks: Truely an honnor. Wish i had a cool back story behind it.
 gary: @ErroneousB.I.G. @Poo Flinger are pretty hard to trump. I feel so pedestrian in comparison.
 tib gubb: BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN gets my vote
 Throb: @Warrax my personal reason for my handle was the pictures of mormons I found and posted
 Gentleman: This should be linked from the front page. Can i nominate myself?
 Nope: @5 Headed Snake God :( I thought it was clever
 5 Headed Snake God: I actually rather like @Nope, not because it's clever, but because it perfectly encapsulates the proper reaction to many images that get posted.
 Magma Safe: Even though it is no more, I vote for @chickwithdick
 jonz: @TotalWar Uhhhh boyd rice is a nazi bro
 TotalWar: Do you want... TotalWar? Yes you want... TotalWar. -Boyd Rice
 peeper: My top name is also George W Kush though I have a soft spot for @Darth Bater as well.
 Thisguy: my three @Thisguy @Thatguy @guy I think I see a trend
 DrinkMixMan: I've always been fond of @Statutory Ape personally. But nothing for me tops the made up names the Spaceship dispenses.
 Warrax: @Thisguy It's what cool people do.
 Thisguy: Can I vote for my own?
 Robespierre: @Warrax In '90-'91, when we lived in SF, I took a Sunday DJ gig at a bar/restaurant on Fillmore spinning lounge and space age bachelor pad music during their brunch. The manager wanted a DJ-type name that they could put on their advertising flyers; The Robespierre Of The Jet Set just popped into my head, so I went with it. Thus it has been ever since.
 shitshow: I like @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN's angle. I also enjoy @Lousy Al's occasional narratives. @Jaunty Shrimp is a keeper, it makes me think of a shrimp dressed like a pimp. my username reflects my life choices.
 Ulillillia: Because I have a big mental problem, I'm "ill", a synonym of "sick". Copy it twice as my mental problem is big and place the copied stuff in the middle.
 Cumlord: @Warrax my other account is "ultimateshitter " and you probably don't want to know the story behind that one either.
 Warrax: I figure most people have a personal reason or story for the handle they chose, and I often find myself curious about what it is.
 hurr: i do
 Nope: Fuck, didnt make it
 Matt Face: @Robespierre @Amy Housewine I'm touched but can't take full credit, it's the title of my favorite song.
 Robespierre: @Statutory Ape I'm in agreement with @Jotun - I actually smirked the first time I saw your username
 Amy Housewine: I'd add a vote for both Jaunty Shrimp and Statutory Ape.
 Robespierre: @Dan Tagonistic Sometimes we can't. My real name is The Robespierre Of The Jet Set, but that's too long.
 Matt Face: Poop van Pants has my vote.
 Dan Tagonistic: Doesn't everyone use their real name? I feel so betrayed :(
 Noremak: Makes me wish I chose my other name, Cockflayer 3000.
 dark.elf.raya: I've always been fond of Korrok, myself...
 Matt Face: @Jotun thank you.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: mine is solid and rad. but @Korrok is p cool, as is @a robot
 WotGives: @jaunty shrimp is probably tops, but i'm also a big fan of @lousy AI. I don't care got mine, just made it up on the spot to make sure i wouldn't be recognized from any other forums.
 Jotun: I really had a laugh when I saw the username "Statutory Ape".
 kristy: GEORGE W KUSH
 Darth Bater: @a robot thanks! Haha, @Firm Buttocks gets my vote. They're not very active maybe it was @A Firm Buttocks? I don't remember.
 a robot: I think @Darth Bater and @Micro Jackson are both funny names, but I'm not a humor bot.
 Warrax: I'm... I'm fond of my name. It's why I picked it. The rest of you are cool too, I guess.
Image 78474   01-23-16   Uploaded by    Lil Buddy
Image 78473 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by johnnyc. Your image was bad, johnnyc.
Score:
531
 
 Knice: Return flight: #79101
 shitshow: Take me to pleasure town!
 Knice: Boop!
 J. Random Bozo: Mr Peanutbutter secretly crushing on Princess Caroline
 jon do: brave dog or declawed cat?
 Magma Safe: Stop it! Right meow
Image 78472   01-23-16   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
677
 
 Bane: I imagine they all sound like Stewie and Hedonism-bot.
 VoR: Pew pew pew
 carpwoman: "Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!"
 Agamemnon Triforce: @Not stupid It's Thine nuts.
 Suburbanmom: I....can't....even
 humanfog: 11th Century Sex Therapist
 Danger Close: Smooth as eggs
 Bitcoin Burglar: Thee's nutze.
 Mominous: You wouldn't think he could tip-toe so well with all that extra weight he's carrying
 shitshow: Cuppa thine holy scrote.
 XLY: dude's facial expression on the right omg
 Knice: "Okay, boss, I got them FVCKS all planted like you asked."
 Robespierre: Ready ... aim ...
 Matt Face: You gonna finish that?
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Ye Olde Gaye Porn" from the pre-internet era
 jon do: "Truly, the Lord hath blessed thee. Meet me in the bathhouse in a quarter of an hour... I desire an ass-whooping."
 a robot: Everyone just looks so happy
 Nope: "My goodness, those are huge balls!" "I know right!"
 Warrax: The monastery where you learn to put the beans above the frank, day one.
Image 78471   01-23-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
691
 
 Franz-Ferdinand: Safe Trip Home
 nostril: "good-bye Mission control. Thanks for trying"
 WaffleIron: Ground control to major Tom, your circuits dead there's something wrong! Can you hear me major Tom?
 Chest Rockwell: Ayy lmao.
 Darth Bater: "I love to Laugh! Long and loud and clear! I love to laugh..." "Houston, are you still reading me?" ... "Hello?"
 Stanley Pain: Does anyone remember where I parked?
 J. Random Bozo: Open the pod bay doors, HAL
 jon do: If Kerbal taught me anything, this is just a rescue mission waiting to happen
 a robot: I'm floating in a most peculiar way...
 Nope: Uh guys. This isnt funny anymore....
Image 78470   01-23-16   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
366
 
 Bane: I willing to bet money that there is a $3500 system inside.
 nuke em: so very Fallout-ish
 WaffleIron: It's perfect camouflage for a big block and a 5.29 posi rear gear. Worlds fastest rust bucket.
 anonymous: @Robespierre And 20" rims
 Robespierre: The only thing it's missing is a For Sale sign
 Warrax: @bizijosh I'm working on it.
 bizijosh: I want to drive my car until it's beyond this condition.
 SoyUnPerdedor: The best used car is the one you're still using
 jon do: You're halfway to Mad Max, all you need are spikes
 WotGives: Ratrod: you're doing it wrong
Image 78469   01-23-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
326
 
 trucker: POOR!!!!!!
 Flart Gromple: As it should be
 Air Biscuit: Its a good think you've got the nonskid in there to prevent your utensils from shifting during an earthquake.
 Trumpysucks: Bachelor utensil Drawer
 a robot: Just steal some silverware from a restaurant
 jon do: the struggle is real. see if any of your friends wash dishes, maybe hook you up?
 dark.elf.raya: Dude, what if you have company. Go buy another set.
Image 78468   01-23-16   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
919
 
 Nope: For extra value, have your name and the name of your next of kin tattooed on your ass cheek!
 Solemn: The only brand approved by the Human Torch.
 Mattixvii: BEST. MASCOT. EVER.
 Warrax: Oh good, my ass skin will still be available for grafts.
Image 78467   01-23-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
244
 
 jon do: they work together. binocs is on surveillance, shovel... well, you don't want to know what shovel does
 DrinkMixMan: Classic binoculars.
Image 78466   01-23-16   Uploaded by    Backhand
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