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221422  BlarfyB: @filthylaw She would get pretty tired, too.

221409  BlarfyB: @Knice About a $1.29.

221422  filthylaw: Well, it wouldn't be very good if the food were transported all the way from China...

221399  Knice: Fuck you Im not reading this.

221422  BlarfyB: @Mr. Pepper They took er jerbs!

221422  Mr. Pepper: This dates back to the '70s, when Canadian printers were pricing jobs lower than US printers and "Made in Canada" was required by US law to be printed upon products printed there or they could not be imported. I was working at a record press at the time and remember it being a big deal that LP covers were being shipped here from there.

221273  BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221255  cArdent: Time for pouncing lessons already?

221409  Knice: Whats a yoghurt?

221273  cArdent: @Dr Awkward If I was a fox I wouldn't get anywhere near a boatload of swans. They'd be bigger than me. They're *already* meaner than me.

221414  Sadbot: Shut up and don't tell me what to do

221420  BlarfyB: Your friend is way old, dude.

221276  cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221422  Michael Tripe: What if I told you there are a lot of Chinese people in Canada....

221313  cArdent: @Whatever Nah, Trump wouldn't want anybody better educated than him in a position to threaten his power base.

221412  Butcherboy: Turtleneck wallet is my stage name

221413  BlarfyB: @Nope Or star in one!

221410  addend: Gold stripes on party cups? Classy.

221415  Never AFK: This right here, this is what a Purplecoco nightmare looks like

221225  XLY: *PWIEEOOooop squweeEEEEEEE...

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Score:
813
 
 Bane: Oh my god...he even arranged them by color...
 San DoDo: Inside out and foiled, now that would be something!
 Wolfechu: World's most expensive cloak. The panda fur crowd can go fuck themselves.
 Fancy Clown: Loser: The Losering
 Thurb Grunombies: It's a ... MAGIC CLOAK!!
 let it go: Congrats on your bad post
 Retromancer: That's a really cool use for trash commons.
 Robespierre: I can feel the pride radiating from my monitor
 Chest Rockwell: Nice baseball card collection bro.
 Matt Face: NERDS!!
 a robot: It's a +5 cloak of virginity
 Warrax: All dressed up for the wedding at #78416
Image 78475   01-23-16   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
442
 
 Frank herbert: @Warrax i origionally posted a joke about dune as frank herbert. The cookies made my first dozen posts frank herbert. So when i finally chose a name i ran with it. I am known as something else , else where in cyberspace
 VoR: I also find @hnnngh quite funny
 bigjim: I like @Micro Jackson and the newer @Amy Housewine. But I think my faves are the anonymous names the site gives you.
 VoR: Oh @Korrok. why the long post? you could have had 50% more Korrok in there
 VoR: @Knice, I choose you. Mainly because "Knice work @Knice"
 Poop van Pants: I humbly accept your nomination . Van Pants 2016 !!
 San DoDo: I second or third or fourth @Statutory Ape, @Nope - nuff said, and one that is still vacant - @Tittie sprinkles
 CuriouSir: i nominate Korrok, because he approves.
 shitshow: I love ALL of you -- Now kiss!! Aggro-orgy. (removes pantaloons)
 skunkrocker: That PooFinger is a riot. I always get mistaken for him.
 TotalWar: @jonz: What gave it away?
 hex0: Me. It's part of Mars Volta lyric
 TheDullTrowel: Jaunty Shrip is quite funny, I personally think. Darth Bater is great, too.
 Knice: I always liked Erroneous B.I.G.
 Reddest of Necks: @gary those two crack me up every time
 Reddest of Necks: Truely an honnor. Wish i had a cool back story behind it.
 gary: @ErroneousB.I.G. @Poo Flinger are pretty hard to trump. I feel so pedestrian in comparison.
 tib gubb: BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN gets my vote
 Throb: @Warrax my personal reason for my handle was the pictures of mormons I found and posted
 Gentleman: This should be linked from the front page. Can i nominate myself?
 Nope: @5 Headed Snake God :( I thought it was clever
 5 Headed Snake God: I actually rather like @Nope, not because it's clever, but because it perfectly encapsulates the proper reaction to many images that get posted.
 Magma Safe: Even though it is no more, I vote for @chickwithdick
 jonz: @TotalWar Uhhhh boyd rice is a nazi bro
 TotalWar: Do you want... TotalWar? Yes you want... TotalWar. -Boyd Rice
 peeper: My top name is also George W Kush though I have a soft spot for @Darth Bater as well.
 Thisguy: my three @Thisguy @Thatguy @guy I think I see a trend
 DrinkMixMan: I've always been fond of @Statutory Ape personally. But nothing for me tops the made up names the Spaceship dispenses.
 Warrax: @Thisguy It's what cool people do.
 Thisguy: Can I vote for my own?
 Robespierre: @Warrax In '90-'91, when we lived in SF, I took a Sunday DJ gig at a bar/restaurant on Fillmore spinning lounge and space age bachelor pad music during their brunch. The manager wanted a DJ-type name that they could put on their advertising flyers; The Robespierre Of The Jet Set just popped into my head, so I went with it. Thus it has been ever since.
 shitshow: I like @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN's angle. I also enjoy @Lousy Al's occasional narratives. @Jaunty Shrimp is a keeper, it makes me think of a shrimp dressed like a pimp. my username reflects my life choices.
 Ulillillia: Because I have a big mental problem, I'm "ill", a synonym of "sick". Copy it twice as my mental problem is big and place the copied stuff in the middle.
 Cumlord: @Warrax my other account is "ultimateshitter " and you probably don't want to know the story behind that one either.
 Warrax: I figure most people have a personal reason or story for the handle they chose, and I often find myself curious about what it is.
 hurr: i do
 Nope: Fuck, didnt make it
 Matt Face: @Robespierre @Amy Housewine I'm touched but can't take full credit, it's the title of my favorite song.
 Robespierre: @Statutory Ape I'm in agreement with @Jotun - I actually smirked the first time I saw your username
 Amy Housewine: I'd add a vote for both Jaunty Shrimp and Statutory Ape.
 Robespierre: @Dan Tagonistic Sometimes we can't. My real name is The Robespierre Of The Jet Set, but that's too long.
 Matt Face: Poop van Pants has my vote.
 Dan Tagonistic: Doesn't everyone use their real name? I feel so betrayed :(
 Noremak: Makes me wish I chose my other name, Cockflayer 3000.
 dark.elf.raya: I've always been fond of Korrok, myself...
 Matt Face: @Jotun thank you.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: mine is solid and rad. but @Korrok is p cool, as is @a robot
 WotGives: @jaunty shrimp is probably tops, but i'm also a big fan of @lousy AI. I don't care got mine, just made it up on the spot to make sure i wouldn't be recognized from any other forums.
 Jotun: I really had a laugh when I saw the username "Statutory Ape".
 kristy: GEORGE W KUSH
 Darth Bater: @a robot thanks! Haha, @Firm Buttocks gets my vote. They're not very active maybe it was @A Firm Buttocks? I don't remember.
 a robot: I think @Darth Bater and @Micro Jackson are both funny names, but I'm not a humor bot.
 Warrax: I'm... I'm fond of my name. It's why I picked it. The rest of you are cool too, I guess.
Image 78474   01-23-16   Uploaded by    Lil Buddy
Image 78473 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by johnnyc. You have brought shame on us, johnnyc.
Score:
531
 
 Knice: Return flight: #79101
 shitshow: Take me to pleasure town!
 Knice: Boop!
 J. Random Bozo: Mr Peanutbutter secretly crushing on Princess Caroline
 jon do: brave dog or declawed cat?
 Magma Safe: Stop it! Right meow
Image 78472   01-23-16   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
677
 
 Bane: I imagine they all sound like Stewie and Hedonism-bot.
 VoR: Pew pew pew
 carpwoman: "Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!"
 Agamemnon Triforce: @Not stupid It's Thine nuts.
 Suburbanmom: I....can't....even
 humanfog: 11th Century Sex Therapist
 Danger Close: Smooth as eggs
 Bitcoin Burglar: Thee's nutze.
 Mominous: You wouldn't think he could tip-toe so well with all that extra weight he's carrying
 shitshow: Cuppa thine holy scrote.
 XLY: dude's facial expression on the right omg
 Knice: "Okay, boss, I got them FVCKS all planted like you asked."
 Robespierre: Ready ... aim ...
 Matt Face: You gonna finish that?
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Ye Olde Gaye Porn" from the pre-internet era
 jon do: "Truly, the Lord hath blessed thee. Meet me in the bathhouse in a quarter of an hour... I desire an ass-whooping."
 a robot: Everyone just looks so happy
 Nope: "My goodness, those are huge balls!" "I know right!"
 Warrax: The monastery where you learn to put the beans above the frank, day one.
Image 78471   01-23-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
691
 
 Franz-Ferdinand: Safe Trip Home
 nostril: "good-bye Mission control. Thanks for trying"
 WaffleIron: Ground control to major Tom, your circuits dead there's something wrong! Can you hear me major Tom?
 Chest Rockwell: Ayy lmao.
 Darth Bater: "I love to Laugh! Long and loud and clear! I love to laugh..." "Houston, are you still reading me?" ... "Hello?"
 Stanley Pain: Does anyone remember where I parked?
 J. Random Bozo: Open the pod bay doors, HAL
 jon do: If Kerbal taught me anything, this is just a rescue mission waiting to happen
 a robot: I'm floating in a most peculiar way...
 Nope: Uh guys. This isnt funny anymore....
Image 78470   01-23-16   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
366
 
 Bane: I willing to bet money that there is a $3500 system inside.
 nuke em: so very Fallout-ish
 WaffleIron: It's perfect camouflage for a big block and a 5.29 posi rear gear. Worlds fastest rust bucket.
 anonymous: @Robespierre And 20" rims
 Robespierre: The only thing it's missing is a For Sale sign
 Warrax: @bizijosh I'm working on it.
 bizijosh: I want to drive my car until it's beyond this condition.
 SoyUnPerdedor: The best used car is the one you're still using
 jon do: You're halfway to Mad Max, all you need are spikes
 WotGives: Ratrod: you're doing it wrong
Image 78469   01-23-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
326
 
 trucker: POOR!!!!!!
 Flart Gromple: As it should be
 Air Biscuit: Its a good think you've got the nonskid in there to prevent your utensils from shifting during an earthquake.
 Trumpysucks: Bachelor utensil Drawer
 a robot: Just steal some silverware from a restaurant
 jon do: the struggle is real. see if any of your friends wash dishes, maybe hook you up?
 dark.elf.raya: Dude, what if you have company. Go buy another set.
Image 78468   01-23-16   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
919
 
 Nope: For extra value, have your name and the name of your next of kin tattooed on your ass cheek!
 Solemn: The only brand approved by the Human Torch.
 Mattixvii: BEST. MASCOT. EVER.
 Warrax: Oh good, my ass skin will still be available for grafts.
Image 78467   01-23-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
244
 
 jon do: they work together. binocs is on surveillance, shovel... well, you don't want to know what shovel does
 DrinkMixMan: Classic binoculars.
Image 78466   01-23-16   Uploaded by    Backhand
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