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233998  SpaceCow: The Clown College cafeteria is a truly frightening place.

234046  dangerkeith3000: Everybody google "E.T. the Porno"

234000  SpaceCow: Ever moment is pain, Jerry.

234043  WTF: Someone's fetish

233956  Beef Supreme: Nope. Get your owner to fix you. Actually, it's 2018, so upgrade to an automatic flusher, you throwback piece of shit.

234052  dangerkeith3000: @WTF Huh. Absolutely nothin'! (Say it again)

234051  WTF: Saddam Hussein

234030  Annoying Vegan : @Yurishiro False, I think I see jalapeos, eeeew

234052  WTF: But what is it good for?

234014  SpaceCow: A perfectly normal day in the seventies.

233746  jazzjunkie: User name upload combo

234051  Yurishiro: WeLl ThEn ChAnGe HoUsE

234026  SpaceCow: Oh look. A new internet meme about ruining food.

234035  Annoying Vegan : Data can compress himself against me anytime, if ya know what I mean

233978  Beef Supreme: Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

234031  SpaceCow: Ever since Lethal Weapon, Gary Busey does this unprovoked.

234036  SpaceCow: Never go camping outside Silent Hill.

234048  SpaceCow: Hell has frozen over and opened up in Ohio.

234027  Beef Supreme: They'll only stop when they feel chompers.

234049  SpaceCow: The Odd Couple 2: Llama Drama

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233922 Felicity: *(shlorp)*

233925 Fiveninety: @Teechur yeah i have 200A service so not much dims the lights.. though that monitor does cause a slight flicker when i first turn it on, now that you mention it.. it's also got bad vertical hold until it warms up

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233941 FabricMan: Don't the Mongolians have some fermented milk drink?

233978 Beef Supreme: Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

233910 addend: "Go ahead, pick, then eat."

233930 brian greene: i would

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.



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Score:
671
 
 J. Random Bozo: friendly spaceship: your source for pro tips for operating your appliances
 Xarthor: Cook it longer and use a cover to hold the heat insid the bowl, yo idiot
 potato: Next time put it in the qven at 500 degree in a plastic bowl because you suck at heating up food.
 p nut: Next time put a whole egg in it.
 gutwheat: Next time out a while eh in it.
 Skam: Somo recipients oscilate and get hot through microwaves. Best use one that is inert to them
 beep: I approve! Don't forget to wait a few minutes to let the heat dissipate throughout the dish.
 CrustyDusty: @Coolguy: Yeah, but that would require... y'know, ... whatever.
 Father Goose: Congratulations on not being able to figure out how a microwave works.
 Coolguy: Actually if you adjust the power level it makes the heating more even
 Dobly: Never let the timer get to zero. Never
 inthrees: The trick is to make a hole in the middle of what your cooking like rice/noodles. Soup, well.. You just gotta stop and stir that stuff like a grown up a couple of times.
 Alkavarion: That's what happens when you use an ass bowl.
 tib gubb: cooking with a microwave isn't difficult. either spread it out on a plate or stir it in the middle of the cook time.
 Fishy: This hits home real damn hard xD
Image 78369   01-22-16   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
543
 
 Pizza: @Frank herbert The Eminem of dildos
 Lestrange: dong dong dong dong dong
 Ouroborus: Fun fact: What a bunch of dicks.
 Frank herbert: I feel white is under represented
 CrustyDusty: Pictured: (l-r) Gwynplaine, Darth Vader, Nosferatu, Quasimodo, Kim Kardashian
 shark: Gently abused
 Anus: @Knice Dude, that was some next level funny right there :)
 catheter: Traffic bollards
 mexican: Free to a good home!
 WaffleIron: That is an expensive roadside display.
 Cami: Like Toy Story but they didn't make it to the car.
 FatTigerWoods: Smallest Kum n Go in America
 StuporFly: Ain't nobody stopping to pick up those guys.
 Cami: Keep driving. Don't make eye contact.
 Knice: Hitchcock
 Warrax: Those are some big thumbs.
Image 78368   01-22-16   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
156
 
 Frank herbert: there is no spoon
 a robot: That's not a knife, that's a spoon!
 tib gubb: listen, if you're not intimidated by a spoon, we're going to have to talk this one out.
 skillet: "Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before
 UseYourName: yes, very knife
 Cami: I came here to kick ass and eat soup...
 Warrax: Fork you, buddy
Image 78367   01-22-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Image 78366 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by camellia. Your image was bad, camellia.
Image 78365 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tib gubb. You have brought shame on us, tib gubb.
Score:
237
 
 kimjongun: Because there are no pumas in Peru.... oh wait
 Frank herbert: I'm gonna make a shirt with a stupid animal name , say established 2016 , and see if anyone jumps on my bandwagon. aardvark maybe. ..
 Warrax: Because Puma doesn't make a keychain.
Image 78364   01-22-16   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
352
 
 rand0: @Chest Rockwell paging chest rockwell to the fish platter
 i peed a lil: If that woman is fat, can we make fat the new norm?
 Janston: Not sure how it's different for fat girls, but an ear canal, cochlea, and auditory nerves are a good start
 Wolfechu: Oddly, that ad is exactly 14 things.
 Frank herbert: also that chicks not fat. serious. I've seen fat chicks. btw how's your mom?
 Frank herbert: that's no moon....
 Sadbot: 1-14: East less, excercise more (also fat dudes)
 Jaunty Shrimp: I like people who like to eat
 morakdais: bigger girls usually love giving head and anal, in my experience. Well worth it.
 tib gubb: 'do your kegels, it will pay off. squats too.'
 Knice: I don't know what "WorldLifestyle" is, but I'm guessing it can fuck off.
 Fishy: Ay girl, long john silvers is having a buffet for 9 dollars. You feel better now?
 grizzly: Omg so fat!
Image 78363   01-22-16   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
461
 
 Korrok: Yeah, that New Years Eve party was every bit as boring and uninteresting as the pictures make it out to be. The fact that I can even remember how dull it was is just pathetic.
 BILL DOOR: UBERWALD WAS SUPPOSED TO ENACT LAWS AGAINST THIS SORT OF THING.
 CuriouSir: im disappointed aggronaughts. nobody has found the penis yet :(
 Dobly: One order of My Own Son Sashimi, hold the rice
 tib gubb: that's me on a wednesday. i'm kind of embaressed that someone made a draw of it.
 CrustyDusty: "What? Ohhh, 'DONUTS' - I thought you said 'Donner'... sorry."
 Warrax: It's a tragedy to have to eat your weaker family members to survive being stranded in the mountains in winter, but that doesn't mean you can't have fun with it.
Image 78362   01-22-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
294
 
 Mr. Shine: GRINDR
 Manhunter: "You came to the wrong neighbourhood mothertrucker
 tib gubb: is... is this a bukkake?
 Alastair: Why are there two Bumblebees?
 Funkmaster General: Japanese porn just keeps getting weirder.
 Warrax: We may not be real transformers, but at least we're transformers.
Image 78361   01-22-16   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
308
 
 copypasta: What a loser, beyond words.
 Sprinkles: Because just telling someone to do it wasn't fucking good enough.
 Stephen Milkmus: @Bubu I tried googling it but it just says "Did you mean: google it?". THAT NOT WHAT I FUCKEN MEANT GOOGLE!!!
 Unicorn: Goog leit? Is it something in Dutch?
 tib gubb: grilledsloinwww.youtubeburgerwatch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
 CrustyDusty: This is how the Google cartel marks their own.
 WaffleIron: @Warrax : Crap, I knew purple came with a price. Shame I missed the pearly pod bay doors on the friendly spaceship though.
 Warrax: No, @WaffleIron. I hate to break it to you, but you've died and gone on to your deserved afterlife.
 Knice: My 'AskJeeves' tat is lookin' pretty salty.
 WaffleIron: ...Skinny jeans, chain wallet, ironic nintendo controller belt, "googleit" knuckle tattoo - did I just wake up from a coma? What the fuck happened to this place?
 Robespierre: Might have been easier to just upgrade their gaming system. Then again...
 Warrax: Might have been easier to just get new friends. Then again, maybe you deserve each other.
Image 78360   01-22-16   Uploaded by    professional
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