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268424  goldman sachs: It's true. Most life is microscopic.

268416  Not A Bot: Bargain!

268389  San DoDo: 5$? It's a steal!

268337  MasterTwig: This alternate universe Young Sheldon actually looks watchable.

268420  Big Baby: Miles

268405  sparename: Nice day for it

268381  Teechur: @Zaxxoff Yeah, could have been ANY hipster.

268383  Teechur: Underwater parkour

268386  Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268388  Teechur: Don't forget the Aft Deacceleration Announcers

268395  Teechur: So good it gave him Forest Whitaker eye.

268397  Teechur: I would have said, ". . .'Oh ducks, oh ducks, oh ducks,' or just 'ducks wonderful ducks!' I practice these sayings every day, ad even thought the ducks haven't come yet, when they do, I'll know what to say."

268401  Teechur: @Fiveninety Could be RG8 or similar coax, but no self-respecting Ham radio op would bury cable. The dielectric breaks down eventually and it needs to be replaced.

268403  Teechur: Beware: Mostly floofy, but pointy on 5 ends.

268404  Teechur: He helmet too big for he cat-danged head

268405  Teechur: I truly can't believe that this has been radded at all.

268408  Teechur: No Fs given that day

268417  Murm Gungus: I did a similar stunt that cost me about $3. I bought a posterboard and wrote "I need a good job. Please call or text ###" stood at busy intersection with sign about 2 hrs and got a call from local news. They did a story on me and I had a job in less than 24 hrs.

268356  addend: (Downloads Whatsapp.)

268366  addend: (Opens flavor packet.)

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 Frank herbert: @Dobly congrats. share one next time dammit! I'm thirsty
 Dobly: Hey im blue now! And its all thanks to drinking
 Dobly: Once I was so hungover I poured a bowl of cinnamon toast crunch, waited a minute, strained out the cereal and poured that salty, salty milk into a cup and drank it
 a robot: This image and the previous one let us know what @nlx27 is into
 a robot: Thumbs up
 CrustyDusty: I hope her drain plug hold up, or she'll ruin #78354 's pancake breakfast.
 fanny: I knew Whitney Houston died in a bathtub but I didn't know it was full of milk and Trix
 Solemn: Hold on, she's lifehacking.
 Anus: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes? Maybe next time have some Lactaid first.
Image 78355   01-22-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
418
 
 CuriouSir: this is the new thing thats going to replace animals with knives. we should all get pics of ourselves in bathtubs with different foods. we could make a contest of it! I get so many good ideas when im deprived of sleep.
 WTF: At least they're not waffles.
 The Frito Bandito: @Waxcrayons Fapjacks?
 i peed a lil: This is my fetish
 Derbo Plemopert: Who's got the melted butter?
 Extreme Locorito: how old is this?
 Knice: Mancakes
 Annoying Vegan : @Yttermayn efficiency.
 Yttermayn : Wtf is it with people in bathtubs with breakfast?
 CrustyDusty: High fucktose porn syrup.
 Solemn: And another part of this balanced breakfast is found in #78355.
 Anus: New Star Trek Beyond looking .. very beyond. Vulcan logic says this is fine.
Image 78354   01-22-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
517
 
 CrustyDusty: I hope it was a Rottweiler-grade pepperoni fart.
 Mexico: He better have been stabbed in the butt.
 Warrax: Justified
Image 78353   01-22-16   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
399
 
 CuriouSir: im having a confusion.
 Annoying Vegan : A Good Dog.
 Weather: Meth. Not even once.
Image 78352   01-22-16   Uploaded by    chelseachels
Image 78351 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by dope. You have brought shame on us, dope.
Score:
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 romangreek: What show is this? "It's Always Contentious In Philadelphia"?
 james: @Waxcrayons Of COURSE you don't know him - he was the leading Republican presidential contender back, say, last July or August, before Trump crawled out of his own butt
 Weldo: Geno's and Pat's suck. Tourist trap crap hoagies.
 Amy Housewine: The title of Scott Walker's "Till The Band Comes In" album becomes slightly clearer.
 CrustyDusty: Dude, I lived on that block for years. See Geno's in the back... wild scandal in 2007 about the owner insisting you "order in English". Huge protests there at 9th & Passyunk, and he never did better business. RIP Joey Vento, I loved your steaks and counter-top banter. Oh, and behind the burgundy SUV, was ABC Wok, they had the BEST lemongrass pork chops and salt & pepper squid I've ever tasted. Damn this pic is making me homesick.
 morakdais: relevant considering this is in philly
 WaffleIron: For those who don't know and barely care: Scott Walker is the republican (conservative) Governor of the state of Wisconsin. Wisconsin is well known for its cheese, Scott Walker is well known for butt living.
 Sadbot: Also, I'd recommend a tactical man bra for the gentleman on the left so he doesn't snag his gun on his titty.
 Sadbot: Pounded in the butt by my own butt with a poopy Scott Walker inside it
 bad tony: I don't know this guy but I support butt living
Image 78350   01-22-16   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
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 beep: That imp in the background is eating your stuff, dude.
 Warrax: You woke me up for what bullshit exactly?
Image 78349   01-22-16   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
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 CrustyDusty: I'll be the first to tell ya the Middle Ages were no fun at all. @Knice: World's OLDEST webcomic, have a little respect. :p
 Dobly: @Nope Now lets paint a happy little... sad little hunter. Maybe his wife left him? Maybe he has a tumor?
 Throb: Sometimes my phone suggests ! When I type ? And sometimes the suggestion is next to the post button lolololol?
 Throb: Why does he hold it like an idiot!
 Knice: Enough with the weird-ass webcomics already.
 Warrax: @WaffleIron First you seduce the meat animal. Then massage your back with the blade. Presumably, you then knock it out with the backside of the hatchet. Gets sketchy after that, we may be missing a page.
 WaffleIron: I want to ax a question about how to use this hatchet.
 WaffleIron: I want to ax a question about how to use this hatchet.
 Warrax: Cookbook instructions unclear. Ended up painting a picture of a dinner.
 Nope: Bob Ross got weird in his old age.
 Niels Bohr: I love the sad and resigned expression of boar in the first panel. I think we can all kind of relate. These are the images that bring us together as Aggronauts.
 Magma Safe: I guess the rats of unusual size don't taste very good. That's why everyone looks so sad
Image 78348   01-22-16   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
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 Annoying Vegan : @Warrax I did this to my brother throughout his teens. Just added the other digit.
 sir toke a lot: A high degree of menacing, this
 Warrax: I thought I was the only one who did this.
Image 78347   01-22-16   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
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 frank bound: nuns on the FUN!!
 Annoying Vegan : Pranks are a bad habit.
 Yttermayn : So... they are trying to preserve a corpse?
 dobbiesdoogs: i didn't even know there were nun football coaches
 caitelyn: this is me
 Solemn: Oh, she's going to want nun of that.
Image 78346   01-22-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
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