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258248  Bluetocracy: You know you're in trouble when there's a sign...

258236  Scoo: I call that one 'Bitey'

258240  Scoo: Dapper AF

258241  Scoo: @Dr Awkward Dax Shepard, aka Mr. Kristen Bell

258250  Bluetocracy: He isn't wrong

258251  Bluetocracy: It's got a GPS!

258248  WTF: Nice Beaver.

258195  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258235  Eleftheros: @TurkeyVulture we pissed in God's eye, and he blinked

258248  Eleftheros: Please tell me this in Beaver, UT... They need more down there than "I heart Beaver" merch to sell to folks broken down/gassing up on the way to Vegas.

258247  sparenamelaptopdied: It's a scam

258249  Robespierre: This face swap looks legit

258258  thrilhouse: Nice Direwolf little boi going to grow up and be a big boi

258228  Mr. Butt: Gracie, I'm a grown ass man and I can't spell "diarrhea" either.

258248  tib gubb: we always keep our hedges trimmed ;)

258236  Mr. Butt: THE WEED NUMBER

257901  tib gubb: what stinks? whoa, found it... whoa, dang.

257902  tib gubb: always remember - safety third

258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

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258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.



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 6. Scoo: 2177 points
 7. god666: 2117 points
 8. NotHuman: 2041 points
 9. burritos: 1937 points
10. Side Boob: 1903 points
11. bromide: 1761 points
12. cran vodka: 1664 points
13. Solemn: 1640 points
14. trumpet: 1630 points
15. sodamachine: 1623 points
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Score:
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 CrustyDusty: This looks neither safe nor healthy. We need legislation NOW.
 StuporFly: Human centipede - UR doin' it wrong.
 temjin: the one at the back won't get any nutrients this way
 XLY: This is somebody's fetish (mine too)
 Teh Simpson: Misandry in action
 Air Biscuit: This is some weird bubble gum.
 Throb: The next stage
 blargruck: this is the worst pasta party
 Anus: Why won't they read?!
 Warrax: This is what happens when shampoos and conditioners get too fruity.
 Knice: Om nom nom
Image 78345   01-22-16   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
498
 
 ashton: you had one job
 CrustyDusty: That in blessing I will bless thee, and in multiplying I will multiply thy seed as the stars of heaven... Gen.22:17
 morakdais: I want to believe
 Throb: Is it a reflection from inside of the car or is it some flying burning... gas... ball... thing?
 rockkstar: And that's how a new planet is born!
 Nope: Ugh fucking space jellyfish... fuck off!
 WaffleIron: New x files episodes looking rad
Image 78344   01-22-16   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
427
 
 Antimony: @PooFlinger That's close enough for me.
 MikeWhiskey: @Nope Too bad she only "identifies" as a female.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Isn't life supposed to be about mostly *avoiding* pain?
 morakdais: meet john, an investment banker by day and manhunt extra by night
 Throb: Is he a cyclops or something?
 Janston: Look at all the nonconforming noncomformists nonconforming in the same way at the same place.
 Warrax: I would love to send this picture back to the 1950s and show it to the kids who liked rock and roll back then.
 Niels Bohr: The lip tattoo looks like sit but I like the idea. Junkies are a sentimental lot.
 Nope: The blond girl in the back seems nice, whats she doing hanging out with these people? Big fish small pond?
 Jesus: this just shows you, we were wrong to remove the ban on ragtime
 grizzly: Those damned kids and their ska shows!
 jon do: fuckin juggalos man
Image 78343   01-22-16   Uploaded by    Hold Dampopert
Score:
364
 
 Mr. Shine: HEH!!
 Jaunty Shrimp: OMG you guys, his bio movie was incredible *fangirls*
 WTF: Just a sex machine...
 RobotHobo: Booster Brown!
 Air Biscuit: Hardest working man in showbuisness.
 ironmaiden: @Trumpysucks James Brown was always in the future ... as was Sun Ra
 Trumpysucks: That look after yout time travel from the future.
 Warrax: I don't feel good. Please help me sir.
Image 78342   01-22-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
234
 
 Thorb Flumbies: @Jesus: you do realize what username you just posted that comment under? Simply rad.
 TheDullTrowel: That carpet is gross.
 StuporFly: apparently she needs to practice her oral technique AND her spelling.
 Cami: I bet she was THRILLED to find his message...
 Retromancer: or you could, you know, just go a week without sex you massive baby.
 TotalWar: @Jesus: What's wrong with having sex on a period, you mean?
 dobbiesdoogs: my second favorite "cyanide and happiness" week
 Jesus: what's wrong with condoms and/or abortions?
 TotalWar: *And anal week.
 Theta Zero: That's a really hairy right foot.
 Coolguy: Makes sense. Thanks for being clear on the matter bae
Image 78341   01-22-16   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
415
 
 ArchStanton: Dude has bird legs
 Cami: Young Mark Whalberg.
 XLY: Coral! They're one step above you, Coral! Move!
 dobbiesdoogs: get lost dropout
 UltraBeverly: She can always wack off that dude
Image 78340   01-22-16   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
358
 
 nlx27: @a robot seriously now , I have no idea.
 nlx27: @a robot nepotism !
 CrustyDusty: @a robot @Warrax @Dobly Same here, have seen some of mine come on a week or so after posting. Some not at all. Most within hours. Question not the Spaceship, it flies as it does.
 Dobly: @Warrax @a robot I had one that was held up for a month, and posted after I had posted several newer ones
 Warrax: @a robot I've had a few vanish into the ether too. No idea why, nothing questionable about them.
 a robot: @nlx27 how do you get so many images posted? I keep uploading things and they never show up. It feels like there's some site mod who hates me for some reason :-(
 SoyUnPerdedor: Baby's first hookah
Image 78339   01-22-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
438
 
 Hold Dampongo: I don't fucking get the joke here, it's a pizza made from meat, the fuck is wrong with it?
 XLY: Oh, good it isn't english thought I was having a stroke for a second there
 dobbiesdoogs: can i get one that's half prancer half vixen, all on comet and cupid?
 WaffleIron: Santa got hit pretty hard by this new recession.
 Warrax: For nok119, I expect to get a lot more than 1 valgfi and ,5 mineralvann. What a ripoff.
Image 78338   01-22-16   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
592
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: That's a truly disgusting image in every way
 Dobly: Afraid to comment on this one
 perd hapley: was really glad when I realized it was a statue
 San DoDo: He's ticklish
 Musician: LADY! warm your hands first.
 grizzly: Don't forget to cup the balls.
 Knice: Yes, dear, don't neglect the stepchildren.
 Warrax: Best username/upload combo EVER.
Image 78337   01-22-16   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
175
 
 Amy Housewine: Damnit Primo Levi shut up no-one cares
 MassDefect: @Urchin Thank you. I've been meaning to get one of those for the house but haven't had the time.
 J. Random Bozo: Asshatium
 Urchin: After pulling out my electron microscope I see that post it note says "Ah, The element of surprise". How droll.
 Mr. Whiskers: idgi
Image 78336   01-22-16   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
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