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221417  addend: Uhh, you need a bucket. For the milk. From that cow.

221398  BavidDowie: Now is the Long November of our discontent

221425  Jalamunch Totorito: No offense, OP, but I'm not seeing a difference

221180  cArdent: @sad face Looks like they're just flipped to make it easy to read. -10 and -20 look like that too.

221358  BavidDowie: I prefer a firm mattresses, myself

221425  ironmaiden: Is that gothmog, leader of saurons forces on the left?

221413  raditzu: It looks like a cool place to live. Or a cold one. Even freezing.

221407  Teechur: Fine. I'll kick the margins to 2.5" all around and quadruple space between paragraphs. I received a research paper like this once. Didn't bother reading it. I graded it by how many square inches of text it contained divided by how many square inches there should have been.

221422  BlarfyB: @filthylaw She would get pretty tired, too.

221409  BlarfyB: @Knice About a $1.29.

221422  filthylaw: Well, it wouldn't be very good if the food were transported all the way from China...

221399  Knice: Fuck you Im not reading this.

221422  BlarfyB: @Mr. Pepper They took er jerbs!

221422  Mr. Pepper: This dates back to the '70s, when Canadian printers were pricing jobs lower than US printers and "Made in Canada" was required by US law to be printed upon products printed there or they could not be imported. I was working at a record press at the time and remember it being a big deal that LP covers were being shipped here from there.

221273  BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221255  cArdent: Time for pouncing lessons already?

221409  Knice: Whats a yoghurt?

221273  cArdent: @Dr Awkward If I was a fox I wouldn't get anywhere near a boatload of swans. They'd be bigger than me. They're *already* meaner than me.

221414  Sadbot: Shut up and don't tell me what to do

221420  BlarfyB: Your friend is way old, dude.

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Score:
226
 
 Air Biscuit: I was elvis one time for halloween, and people thought i was a princess.
 hnnngh: And of course Butthorn is a Harry Potter fangirl. Also @SunWukong GET OUT
 grizzly: @CrustyDusty @Catcat I think @a robot nailed it. It's called butthorn.
 Archchancellor Ridcully: A bloody woman going to a magical academy? Stuff and nonsense, everyone knows mucking about with the fabric of reality is man's work! Get back to the kitchen and cook something or have a baby or smelt iron or whatever it is you women do.
 CrustyDusty: @Catcat : couldn't be "whisklacking"?
 Catcat: @CrustyDusty judging by all those new words for abscure conditions it's "bezemfgunst"
 CrustyDusty: I believe there's a buzzword for this.
 SunWukong: I like Butthorn.
 a robot: YOU COULD LITERALLY GO TO THE DOLLAR STORE AND BUY A FUCKING BROOM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DON'T BE SO......SO BUTTHORN ABOUT IT
 Ulillillia: you should have a vacuum because you suck
 duckfarts: modern magic
Image 77727   01-20-16   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
253
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: I'm sick of these motherf*ckin' dogs on these motherf*ckin' dinosaurs
 Mr. Shine: We're Back!!
 Alastair: @duckfarts That's clearly Beast Wars Megatron
 duckfarts: get off the meth, barney
Image 77726   01-20-16   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
878
 
 Fanthemadman: Cacti...FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
 Murm Gungus: m/ m/
 XLY: Desert Rock
 goat: Appeared soon after slayer agreed to do burning man
Image 77725   01-20-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
718
 
 Air Biscuit: If you build rowboat... spider will come.
 redrex: lolololololololol
 Throb: @AdamBomb286 down the stream of blood, that is.
 dark.elf.raya: "Sit down you're rocking the boat"
 Catcat: Was the kid's name Alaster Smythe?
 CrustyDusty: The kid shows ambition. That's a good thing.
 Mister S: I too will someday build a spider rowboat.
 AdamBomb286: Row, row, row your bot, gently down the stream...
 DrinkMixMan: Until it became sentient, spider rowbot was a great way to get across a lake...
 XLY: spider rowbot kills everyone equally
 duckfarts: what a coincidence, this was MLK's other dream
 Coolguy: That rowbot will not be kind to black or white people.
Image 77724   01-20-16   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
618
 
 DerpatronSlurpinator: Grumpy fish
 hnnngh: HARRUMPH *blub*
 a sedated moose: Those eyebrows...
 Mr. Whiskers: Uncle Leo?
 Bile: I OWN TOO MANY POTATOES
 Catcat: You'd be mad for such a bullshit aquarium, too
 ThatGuy: If Eugene Levy was a goldfish.
 daver: despite all my rage...
 goat: IM MAD AND I CANT REMEMBER WHY
Image 77723   01-19-16   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
394
 
 Micro Jackson: This how I roll now
 duckfarts: oh hey, the joker's back yet again
 GoodSir: I thought he had ALS, apparently that's just a cover for the fact that Bane broke his spine.
 goat: Even he wouldnt accept the tank controls in arkham knight
 AdamBomb286: The Dark Knight Returns Part 4
Image 77722   01-19-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
523
 
 Shay: Meth in baseball.
 Coolguy: 2012 he didn't hit for shit...
 Jack Daniels: I don't know anything about baseball, but this amused me. Unlike Robert Andino, who is not amused.
 duckfarts: death is certain
Image 77721   01-19-16   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
393
 
 Air Biscuit: Sequel to dick in a box?
 Jaunty Shrimp: The ghetto could be fun sometimes.
 Jaunty Shrimp: A refrigerator box was my favorite childhood toy. It was my clubhouse for the neighborhood kids. I charged them a nickel to come inside.
 Skaalar: Kid's got his shit together
 CrustyDusty: @goat: Indeed, this one has attained Enlightenment.
 goat: Childhood perfected
 duckfarts: hell yeah
Image 77720   01-19-16   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
833
 
 Chest Rockwell: I've seen this. The frisbee doesn't get any action.
 Mr. Shine: "Get on out of here lady! We're about to get down on this sexy flying disc!"
 Catcat: Czech porn skips the girl entirely
 CrustyDusty: The kerning in that title is triggering my inner typographer. Like batshit aggro.
 AdamBomb286: Or even Frisbee
 AdamBomb286: Who names their daughter Frosbee?
 Annoying Vegan : That's a nice, fancy "r".
 duckfarts: every college has them
 Dobly: Oh man, I laughed way too hard at this
 Alastair: This is now my second favorite insult, after Dicksmith.
 Nope: I smell a devil's threesome
 Alastair: This is
Image 77719   01-19-16   Uploaded by    King Polly
Image 77718 is unbelievably bad (score -19) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Kim. Your image was bad, Kim.
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