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210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

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210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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rockkstar uploaded 210382 (677 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (672 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
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Score:
226
 
 Air Biscuit: I was elvis one time for halloween, and people thought i was a princess.
 hnnngh: And of course Butthorn is a Harry Potter fangirl. Also @SunWukong GET OUT
 grizzly: @CrustyDusty @Catcat I think @a robot nailed it. It's called butthorn.
 Archchancellor Ridcully: A bloody woman going to a magical academy? Stuff and nonsense, everyone knows mucking about with the fabric of reality is man's work! Get back to the kitchen and cook something or have a baby or smelt iron or whatever it is you women do.
 CrustyDusty: @Catcat : couldn't be "whisklacking"?
 Catcat: @CrustyDusty judging by all those new words for abscure conditions it's "bezemfgunst"
 CrustyDusty: I believe there's a buzzword for this.
 SunWukong: I like Butthorn.
 a robot: YOU COULD LITERALLY GO TO THE DOLLAR STORE AND BUY A FUCKING BROOM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DON'T BE SO......SO BUTTHORN ABOUT IT
 Ulillillia: you should have a vacuum because you suck
 duckfarts: modern magic
Image 77727   01-20-16   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
253
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: I'm sick of these motherf*ckin' dogs on these motherf*ckin' dinosaurs
 Mr. Shine: We're Back!!
 Alastair: @duckfarts That's clearly Beast Wars Megatron
 duckfarts: get off the meth, barney
Image 77726   01-20-16   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
878
 
 Fanthemadman: Cacti...FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
 Murm Gungus: m/ m/
 XLY: Desert Rock
 goat: Appeared soon after slayer agreed to do burning man
Image 77725   01-20-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
718
 
 Air Biscuit: If you build rowboat... spider will come.
 redrex: lolololololololol
 Throb: @AdamBomb286 down the stream of blood, that is.
 dark.elf.raya: "Sit down you're rocking the boat"
 Catcat: Was the kid's name Alaster Smythe?
 CrustyDusty: The kid shows ambition. That's a good thing.
 Mister S: I too will someday build a spider rowboat.
 AdamBomb286: Row, row, row your bot, gently down the stream...
 DrinkMixMan: Until it became sentient, spider rowbot was a great way to get across a lake...
 XLY: spider rowbot kills everyone equally
 duckfarts: what a coincidence, this was MLK's other dream
 Coolguy: That rowbot will not be kind to black or white people.
Image 77724   01-20-16   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
618
 
 DerpatronSlurpinator: Grumpy fish
 hnnngh: HARRUMPH *blub*
 a sedated moose: Those eyebrows...
 Mr. Whiskers: Uncle Leo?
 Bile: I OWN TOO MANY POTATOES
 Catcat: You'd be mad for such a bullshit aquarium, too
 ThatGuy: If Eugene Levy was a goldfish.
 daver: despite all my rage...
 goat: IM MAD AND I CANT REMEMBER WHY
Image 77723   01-19-16   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
394
 
 Micro Jackson: This how I roll now
 duckfarts: oh hey, the joker's back yet again
 GoodSir: I thought he had ALS, apparently that's just a cover for the fact that Bane broke his spine.
 goat: Even he wouldnt accept the tank controls in arkham knight
 AdamBomb286: The Dark Knight Returns Part 4
Image 77722   01-19-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
523
 
 Shay: Meth in baseball.
 Coolguy: 2012 he didn't hit for shit...
 Jack Daniels: I don't know anything about baseball, but this amused me. Unlike Robert Andino, who is not amused.
 duckfarts: death is certain
Image 77721   01-19-16   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
393
 
 Air Biscuit: Sequel to dick in a box?
 Jaunty Shrimp: The ghetto could be fun sometimes.
 Jaunty Shrimp: A refrigerator box was my favorite childhood toy. It was my clubhouse for the neighborhood kids. I charged them a nickel to come inside.
 Skaalar: Kid's got his shit together
 CrustyDusty: @goat: Indeed, this one has attained Enlightenment.
 goat: Childhood perfected
 duckfarts: hell yeah
Image 77720   01-19-16   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
833
 
 Chest Rockwell: I've seen this. The frisbee doesn't get any action.
 Mr. Shine: "Get on out of here lady! We're about to get down on this sexy flying disc!"
 Catcat: Czech porn skips the girl entirely
 CrustyDusty: The kerning in that title is triggering my inner typographer. Like batshit aggro.
 AdamBomb286: Or even Frisbee
 AdamBomb286: Who names their daughter Frosbee?
 Annoying Vegan : That's a nice, fancy "r".
 duckfarts: every college has them
 Dobly: Oh man, I laughed way too hard at this
 Alastair: This is now my second favorite insult, after Dicksmith.
 Nope: I smell a devil's threesome
 Alastair: This is
Image 77719   01-19-16   Uploaded by    King Polly
Image 77718 is unbelievably bad (score -19) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Kim. Your image was bad, Kim.
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