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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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2. Mad Collager
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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
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 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
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11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
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Score:
249
 
 Air Biscuit: I was elvis one time for halloween, and people thought i was a princess.
 hnnngh: And of course Butthorn is a Harry Potter fangirl. Also @SunWukong GET OUT
 grizzly: @CrustyDusty @Catcat I think @a robot nailed it. It's called butthorn.
 Archchancellor Ridcully: A bloody woman going to a magical academy? Stuff and nonsense, everyone knows mucking about with the fabric of reality is man's work! Get back to the kitchen and cook something or have a baby or smelt iron or whatever it is you women do.
 CrustyDusty: @Catcat : couldn't be "whisklacking"?
 Catcat: @CrustyDusty judging by all those new words for abscure conditions it's "bezemfgunst"
 CrustyDusty: I believe there's a buzzword for this.
 SunWukong: I like Butthorn.
 a robot: YOU COULD LITERALLY GO TO THE DOLLAR STORE AND BUY A FUCKING BROOM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DON'T BE SO......SO BUTTHORN ABOUT IT
 crunchymush: you should have a vacuum because you suck
 duckfarts: modern magic
Image 77727   01-20-16   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
276
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: I'm sick of these motherf*ckin' dogs on these motherf*ckin' dinosaurs
 Mr. Shine: We're Back!!
 Alastair: @duckfarts That's clearly Beast Wars Megatron
 duckfarts: get off the meth, barney
Image 77726   01-20-16   Uploaded by    fidelcastro
Score:
905
 
 Fanthemadman: Cacti...FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
 Murm Gungus: m/ m/
 XLY: Desert Rock
 goat: Appeared soon after slayer agreed to do burning man
Image 77725   01-20-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
744
 
 Air Biscuit: If you build rowboat... spider will come.
 redrex: lolololololololol
 Throb: @AdamBomb286 down the stream of blood, that is.
 dark.elf.raya: "Sit down you're rocking the boat"
 Catcat: Was the kid's name Alaster Smythe?
 CrustyDusty: The kid shows ambition. That's a good thing.
 Mister S: I too will someday build a spider rowboat.
 AdamBomb286: Row, row, row your bot, gently down the stream...
 DrinkMixMan: Until it became sentient, spider rowbot was a great way to get across a lake...
 XLY: spider rowbot kills everyone equally
 duckfarts: what a coincidence, this was MLK's other dream
 Coolguy: That rowbot will not be kind to black or white people.
Image 77724   01-20-16   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
618
 
 DerpatronSlurpinator: Grumpy fish
 hnnngh: HARRUMPH *blub*
 a sedated moose: Those eyebrows...
 Mr. Whiskers: Uncle Leo?
 Bile: I OWN TOO MANY POTATOES
 Catcat: You'd be mad for such a bullshit aquarium, too
 ThatGuy: If Eugene Levy was a goldfish.
 daver: despite all my rage...
 goat: IM MAD AND I CANT REMEMBER WHY
Image 77723   01-19-16   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
420
 
 Micro Jackson: This how I roll now
 duckfarts: oh hey, the joker's back yet again
 GoodSir: I thought he had ALS, apparently that's just a cover for the fact that Bane broke his spine.
 goat: Even he wouldnt accept the tank controls in arkham knight
 AdamBomb286: The Dark Knight Returns Part 4
Image 77722   01-19-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
550
 
 Shay: Meth in baseball.
 Coolguy: 2012 he didn't hit for shit...
 Jack Daniels: I don't know anything about baseball, but this amused me. Unlike Robert Andino, who is not amused.
 duckfarts: death is certain
Image 77721   01-19-16   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
393
 
 Air Biscuit: Sequel to dick in a box?
 Jaunty Shrimp: The ghetto could be fun sometimes.
 Jaunty Shrimp: A refrigerator box was my favorite childhood toy. It was my clubhouse for the neighborhood kids. I charged them a nickel to come inside.
 Skaalar: Kid's got his shit together
 CrustyDusty: @goat: Indeed, this one has attained Enlightenment.
 goat: Childhood perfected
 duckfarts: hell yeah
Image 77720   01-19-16   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
859
 
 Chest Rockwell: I've seen this. The frisbee doesn't get any action.
 Mr. Shine: "Get on out of here lady! We're about to get down on this sexy flying disc!"
 Catcat: Czech porn skips the girl entirely
 CrustyDusty: The kerning in that title is triggering my inner typographer. Like batshit aggro.
 AdamBomb286: Or even Frisbee
 AdamBomb286: Who names their daughter Frosbee?
 Annoying Vegan : That's a nice, fancy "r".
 duckfarts: every college has them
 Dobly: Oh man, I laughed way too hard at this
 Alastair: This is now my second favorite insult, after Dicksmith.
 Nope: I smell a devil's threesome
 Alastair: This is
Image 77719   01-19-16   Uploaded by    King Polly
Image 77718 is unbelievably bad (score -19) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Kim. Your image was bad, Kim.
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