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273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

273572  a robot: I just spent 30 minutes searching every improbable corner of my apartment for my cat, because I heard her meow like four times and then she completely vanished. I even went outside and downstairs into the building shared basement even though there's no possible way she could have gotten out. I was freaking out a little because I was really starting to believe she had stepped into an alternate dimension or something, but it turns out she was inside my dresser the whole time. But at least now I can finally go to bed.

273583  Mentos Pormer: I am not put anything in my mouth that originates in a public shitter.

273531  2Berries: I was hoping a monitor stand would have given one of them the upper hand

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures



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Score:
730
 
 Prumbo: GTFO of here Robespierre. Joan Cornella is wonderful.
 Rembo Rompus: Sure, whatever.
 Liar tuck: The story behind MeatBoy
 Darth Bater: And now let's all agree, to never be creative again.
 Yam: Dogmeat, meet Meatdog.
Image 77611   01-19-16   Uploaded by    greg
Image 77610 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by GoodSir. We'll pray for you, GoodSir.
Score:
584
 
 Jose7XD: At this moment lil Tomas realised he fucked up.
 goodOlWhatsisface: every one of these comments is awesome...
 Jackhammer: can't tell if russian child or post-earthquake californian child in denial
 Annoying Vegan : I got tetanus from looking at this
 horny horn: dismaland looking good
 Anus: If we don't address the issue of childhood obesity this could be what all playgrounds in the U.S. look like by 2032.
 Air Biscuit: Not all gravitational anomalies are harmful stalker.
Image 77609   01-19-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
430
 
 Bile: Devil,s testicles
 Korrok: Be part of MY dark, evil schemes instead!
 metallica: Just Say No To Fun
 Katsupkewl: Keeps the kids away. More candy for me.
 Anus: That's a great idea for a scary decoration for next Halloween
 hnnngh: jehovahwitnesses.jpg
 Darth Bater: Ah, the banality of evil.
Image 77608   01-19-16   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
203
 
 Dobly: Rob Liefeld?
 The Man: @hnnngh: Looks more like 4chan
 Chef Says: crazy eyes
 Darth Bater: @a robot that escort has seen some shit.
 Knice: It's hard to draw hands.
 Throb: She could do better
 a robot: A fat nerd and an escort?
Image 77607   01-19-16   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
404
 
 Kuato: I haven't been worked like that since gradeschool
 Entertainmentalist: I wonder what happens when someone is doing both Crossfit and consuming Herbalife...which thing do they never shut the fuck up about?
 wordjones: @Yam vegans are a violent hate group hell bent on depriving herbivores of there natural resources
 Throb: @Air Biscuit don't forget that it's also important to do the exercises quickly enough that your form is crap
 Air Biscuit: I thought crossfit was any excercise you do while shouting crossfit anyway.
 Yam: And what's the deal with vegans, amirite?!
 Urchin: It is also a cult that brainwashes you though, so I guess its a wash
Image 77606   01-19-16   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
656
 
 Kool Aid Man: Loius Puitton.
 dobbiesdoogs: putin in the sky with diamonds
 GrippotheHippo: God damn Putin. Get off my back!
 Darth Bater: @SunWukong my smile is so lazy right now.
 KnowLifer: Oh. somebody's probably remaking this picture now to change the bag to an AG mascot
 KnowLifer: I thought the purple bag is an AG mascot...
 SunWukong: @ThatGuy : Meh. Someone liked it. If it made someone smile, I'll take a lazy smile.
 nlx27: i don't wanna die so best "radvote" putin , no?
 eyg: If I wore that, I'd be Putin out every night.
 ThatGuy: @SunWukong lazy
 SunWukong: Putin on the Ritz.
Image 77605   01-19-16   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
291
 
 Antimony: He looks like Ted Mosby.
 agor gatro: Bill Nye is a stupid, condescending, bitch.
 Air Biscuit: Damn hippie microbes. Implement more control measures, quarantine the science team they may already be infected.
 OldPerson74604: This is Bill Nye in high school.
 ThatGuy: *sigh* Yes, Charles, you use two eyes to look in the microscope. Now, is it malignant, or not?
Image 77604   01-19-16   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
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 Korrok: @Waxcrayons That's what it keeps telling me.
 Morn Bumbies: You've already rated this image as Rad
 sunset blues: HAHAHAHAHA it's perfect
 a sedated moose: Perfect.
 grizzly: Good work @WTF!
 Amiga 1000: Dan, pushed bad too soon.
 Mr.Cadwallader: Fieri unusual indeed
 fakeplastic: Quickly, more Rads!
 maura: First time I've actually laughed at one of these, mostly for panel 3.
Image 77603   01-19-16   Uploaded by    WTF
Score:
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 guest: crime don't pay, listen youth, it's like me holding up the line at the hissing booth. i took her back to the truck she was uncouth, spittin all out the sunroof through her missing tooth.
 ppppp: Some* cats are nice.
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Air Biscuit: Cat saving up for a knife?
 Darth Bater: I'd rad this just for the cat and cross-bones on bottom.
 SunWukong: Feline lucky punk?
Image 77602   01-19-16   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
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