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216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

216288  Science: @Air Biscuit: 15-20 pounds

216321  Mad Collager: At least one vehicle using this road was very effishient.

216357  Tacorleone: Goat at home, hold the phone

216304  Science: What kind of chip you got in there - a Dorito?

216308  Science: @Nope: But not doorknobs. They were invented in 1878. Therefore, the parents couldn't figure out how to get into the room and had to break the door down.

216313  Science: IS that like a boy band?

216322  Prostata: Jaws, Lester the Molester, Slow Larry, and The Slug.

216345  Science: @WTF: Morticia, actually.

216346  Mad Collager: Servicing the lower gearbox requires a whole clutch of mechanics.

216349  Mad Collager: He just negotiated the most difficult course yet.

216357  Chinese Buffet: I have to say, that is the best phone case ever

216357  Gazden: *Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, apple phone!*

216246  flowers: Come on @Robespierre

216334  FabricMan: @jazzjunkie Potassium oxide?

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216170 wolfpk: A lot of junk in the trunk

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"

216299 zrj235: if you eat a little baking soda or antacid when you take amphetamines, it can make them absorb better

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!



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Score:
761
 
 Entertainmentalist: That sure escalated quickly.
 Catcat: Kermit is a frog after my own heart
 fanny: it's kermits dick, obviously
Image 77591   01-19-16   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
418
 
 slowpoke: ambulance chasers
 Vorm Gongo: unfunny
 San DoDo: Grumpy plane is grumpy
 Alkavarion: Waiiiiiiiit! You're leaving thirty seconds early let me onnnnnnnnnnn!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Good morning Russia!
 Darth Bater: Yeah, ride his ass, that's going to make him speed up.
 jon do: just like that fast & furious
 danny: yall trippin
 a sedated moose: (Voice of Bruce from Family Guy) I'm gonna eat you.
 chefcore: Just another morning commute.
Image 77590   01-19-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Image 77589 is unbelievably bad (score -25) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rembo Rompus. Your image was bad, Rembo Rompus.
Score:
614
 
 Donger: Done. After an hour of contemplating my existance I'm bored as fuck. And as I burned also my phone charger my battery is almost dead, so I won't probably be able to even finish this sen...
 RimLickinGood: ehhhh... funny enough
 jon do: les stroud made a neat movie about that
Image 77588   01-19-16   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
270
 
 underwear: @Air Biscuit ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES! KILL DANNY!
 GrippotheHippo: The salt isn't IN your eyes, it's on your cheek... From crying like a little bitch
 Air Biscuit: Never put salt in your eyes. Never-never-nev salt. Nev-al-alw ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES!
 Murdertaco: Im calling shananagins you are just hung over.
 CuriouSir: wasnt salt on his steak, it was BOOGERS AND CUM!
 jon do: salt, sperm, and urine, oddly enough
Image 77587   01-19-16   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
601
 
 GrippotheHippo: You're as cold as ice... Willing to sacrifice your nuts... (Swype for the loss)
 Alastair: @Air Biscuit but can he punt a seal 80 feet in the air?
 Air Biscuit: Man raised by killer whales employs traditional hunting methods subsists on a diet of penguins and seals.
 Irch: OK now that's real badass
 randomhobo: This man would not call out sick for salt in his eye.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Russian Jungle Warfare School is not for the weak
 Darth Bater: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
 hnnngh: Call of Duty: Storm Drain Warfare
Image 77586   01-19-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
1160
 
 a sedated moose: @Yam and no mouth! My kinda lady.
 Yam: Toby's mom has got it going on.
Image 77585   01-19-16   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Image 77584 is unbelievably bad (score -21) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Fursona. Boo, Fursona.
Score:
397
 
 firesoup: Never got enough credit for the good he did.
 Gomi Day: i wanna hang out with this guy
 Ulillillia: brb, buying Hustler
Image 77583   01-19-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
928
 
 Crabapples: No slut shaming please. Just because carbon likes to have a quadruple bond every once in a while doesn't mean she can't have a meaningful, long-term single bond.
 Reddest of Necks: Excuse me but your carbon is showing.
 XLY: carbon is a slut
 dark.elf.raya: So smart casual means a suit or a dress for a lady? Now all those invites make sense to me!
 Knice: Formal = Naked. Got it.
Image 77582   01-19-16   Uploaded by    beefbeef
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