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175447  Theta Zero: All that time playing Tetris is already paying for itself.

175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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11. Drunk Orc: 1267 points
12. Gomi Day: 1235 points
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Score:
761
 
 Entertainmentalist: That sure escalated quickly.
 Catcat: Kermit is a frog after my own heart
 fanny: it's kermits dick, obviously
Image 77591   01-19-16   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
418
 
 slowpoke: ambulance chasers
 Vorm Gongo: unfunny
 San DoDo: Grumpy plane is grumpy
 Alkavarion: Waiiiiiiiit! You're leaving thirty seconds early let me onnnnnnnnnnn!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Good morning Russia!
 Darth Bater: Yeah, ride his ass, that's going to make him speed up.
 jon do: just like that fast & furious
 danny: yall trippin
 a sedated moose: (Voice of Bruce from Family Guy) I'm gonna eat you.
 chefcore: Just another morning commute.
Image 77590   01-19-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Image 77589 is unbelievably bad (score -25) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rembo Rompus. Boo, Rembo Rompus.
Score:
614
 
 Donger: Done. After an hour of contemplating my existance I'm bored as fuck. And as I burned also my phone charger my battery is almost dead, so I won't probably be able to even finish this sen...
 RimLickinGood: ehhhh... funny enough
 jon do: les stroud made a neat movie about that
Image 77588   01-19-16   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
270
 
 underwear: @Air Biscuit ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES! KILL DANNY!
 GrippotheHippo: The salt isn't IN your eyes, it's on your cheek... From crying like a little bitch
 Air Biscuit: Never put salt in your eyes. Never-never-nev salt. Nev-al-alw ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES!
 Murdertaco: Im calling shananagins you are just hung over.
 CuriouSir: wasnt salt on his steak, it was BOOGERS AND CUM!
 jon do: salt, sperm, and urine, oddly enough
Image 77587   01-19-16   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
601
 
 GrippotheHippo: You're as cold as ice... Willing to sacrifice your nuts... (Swype for the loss)
 Alastair: @Air Biscuit but can he punt a seal 80 feet in the air?
 Air Biscuit: Man raised by killer whales employs traditional hunting methods subsists on a diet of penguins and seals.
 Irch: OK now that's real badass
 randomhobo: This man would not call out sick for salt in his eye.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Russian Jungle Warfare School is not for the weak
 Darth Bater: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
 hnnngh: Call of Duty: Storm Drain Warfare
Image 77586   01-19-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
1160
 
 a sedated moose: @Yam and no mouth! My kinda lady.
 Yam: Toby's mom has got it going on.
Image 77585   01-19-16   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Image 77584 is unbelievably bad (score -21) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Fursona. We'll pray for you, Fursona.
Score:
397
 
 firesoup: Never got enough credit for the good he did.
 Gomi Day: i wanna hang out with this guy
 Ulillillia: brb, buying Hustler
Image 77583   01-19-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
928
 
 Crabapples: No slut shaming please. Just because carbon likes to have a quadruple bond every once in a while doesn't mean she can't have a meaningful, long-term single bond.
 Reddest of Necks: Excuse me but your carbon is showing.
 XLY: carbon is a slut
 dark.elf.raya: So smart casual means a suit or a dress for a lady? Now all those invites make sense to me!
 Knice: Formal = Naked. Got it.
Image 77582   01-19-16   Uploaded by    beefbeef
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