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243523  raditzu: @OldKentuckyShark "You've missed a spot here, Vigo"... Movie or not, someone has to clean all that glowing goo, don't you think?

243526  raditzu: Pushing me out there was a REALLY good joke, human. Now go fk yourself.

243535  raditzu: Somebody's shoes gonna get to see some serious shit later.

243540  raditzu: Pimpin', you're doing it right.

243585  jochenau: Mr. Fluffles can hear a chipmunk fart 100 miles away.

243587  a robot: You are now legally prohibited from moving your arm until doggo decides it's ok

243574  well duh: Oh yeah? It'd be a non-stop stream of "human, get me food, human get me treats, human clean my litter box, human I want fresh water, human pet me," sleep for ten hours, "human love me, human are you seriously trying to pet me right now? eff off until I tell you different. Human..."

243508  Joseph: Don't ever talk to me or my "son" again.

243595  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

243585  Teechur: Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?

243227  WannaBee: Return trip #243563

243563  WannaBee: So that*s who #243227 is.

243573  a robot: Those tiny crocheted cones are adorable!

243302  Psymon: Soon to be a major motion picture

243584  a robot: Yo dawg.

243309  Psymon: Tigers are kind of stupid that way.

243530  Ulillillia: Felines are pleasant.

243579  Ulillillia: Goldeneye

243576  Zaxxoff: You're turning #E31984, #E31984!

243580  tib gubb: oh that's pretty fast... if you're a baby

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243534 Teechur: @fanny Do you see them when you type them, then they're gone after you hit enter?

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243501 Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243382 Robespierre: Copyright infringement detected

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!



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Score:
761
 
 Entertainmentalist: That sure escalated quickly.
 Catcat: Kermit is a frog after my own heart
 fanny: it's kermits dick, obviously
Image 77591   01-19-16   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
418
 
 slowpoke: ambulance chasers
 Vorm Gongo: unfunny
 San DoDo: Grumpy plane is grumpy
 Alkavarion: Waiiiiiiiit! You're leaving thirty seconds early let me onnnnnnnnnnn!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Good morning Russia!
 Darth Bater: Yeah, ride his ass, that's going to make him speed up.
 jon do: just like that fast & furious
 danny: yall trippin
 a sedated moose: (Voice of Bruce from Family Guy) I'm gonna eat you.
 chefcore: Just another morning commute.
Image 77590   01-19-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Image 77589 is unbelievably bad (score -25) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rembo Rompus. We'll pray for you, Rembo Rompus.
Score:
614
 
 Donger: Done. After an hour of contemplating my existance I'm bored as fuck. And as I burned also my phone charger my battery is almost dead, so I won't probably be able to even finish this sen...
 RimLickinGood: ehhhh... funny enough
 jon do: les stroud made a neat movie about that
Image 77588   01-19-16   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
270
 
 underwear: @Air Biscuit ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES! KILL DANNY!
 GrippotheHippo: The salt isn't IN your eyes, it's on your cheek... From crying like a little bitch
 Air Biscuit: Never put salt in your eyes. Never-never-nev salt. Nev-al-alw ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES!
 Murdertaco: Im calling shananagins you are just hung over.
 CuriouSir: wasnt salt on his steak, it was BOOGERS AND CUM!
 jon do: salt, sperm, and urine, oddly enough
Image 77587   01-19-16   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
601
 
 GrippotheHippo: You're as cold as ice... Willing to sacrifice your nuts... (Swype for the loss)
 Alastair: @Air Biscuit but can he punt a seal 80 feet in the air?
 Air Biscuit: Man raised by killer whales employs traditional hunting methods subsists on a diet of penguins and seals.
 Irch: OK now that's real badass
 randomhobo: This man would not call out sick for salt in his eye.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Russian Jungle Warfare School is not for the weak
 Darth Bater: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
 hnnngh: Call of Duty: Storm Drain Warfare
Image 77586   01-19-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
1160
 
 a sedated moose: @Yam and no mouth! My kinda lady.
 Yam: Toby's mom has got it going on.
Image 77585   01-19-16   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Image 77584 is unbelievably bad (score -21) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Fursona. Boo, Fursona.
Score:
397
 
 firesoup: Never got enough credit for the good he did.
 Gomi Day: i wanna hang out with this guy
 Ulillillia: brb, buying Hustler
Image 77583   01-19-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
928
 
 Crabapples: No slut shaming please. Just because carbon likes to have a quadruple bond every once in a while doesn't mean she can't have a meaningful, long-term single bond.
 Reddest of Necks: Excuse me but your carbon is showing.
 XLY: carbon is a slut
 dark.elf.raya: So smart casual means a suit or a dress for a lady? Now all those invites make sense to me!
 Knice: Formal = Naked. Got it.
Image 77582   01-19-16   Uploaded by    beefbeef
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