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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead



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Peter Pantsless uploaded 169250 (782 points)
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11. Warrax: 2707 points
12. Thyming: 2532 points
13. Scoo: 2296 points
14. DrinkMixMan: 2026 points
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Score:
761
 
 Entertainmentalist: That sure escalated quickly.
 Catcat: Kermit is a frog after my own heart
 fanny: it's kermits dick, obviously
Image 77591   01-19-16   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
418
 
 slowpoke: ambulance chasers
 Vorm Gongo: unfunny
 San DoDo: Grumpy plane is grumpy
 Alkavarion: Waiiiiiiiit! You're leaving thirty seconds early let me onnnnnnnnnnn!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Good morning Russia!
 Darth Bater: Yeah, ride his ass, that's going to make him speed up.
 jon do: just like that fast & furious
 danny: yall trippin
 a sedated moose: (Voice of Bruce from Family Guy) I'm gonna eat you.
 chefcore: Just another morning commute.
Image 77590   01-19-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Image 77589 is unbelievably bad (score -25) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rembo Rompus. We'll pray for you, Rembo Rompus.
Score:
614
 
 Donger: Done. After an hour of contemplating my existance I'm bored as fuck. And as I burned also my phone charger my battery is almost dead, so I won't probably be able to even finish this sen...
 RimLickinGood: ehhhh... funny enough
 jon do: les stroud made a neat movie about that
Image 77588   01-19-16   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
270
 
 underwear: @Air Biscuit ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES! KILL DANNY!
 GrippotheHippo: The salt isn't IN your eyes, it's on your cheek... From crying like a little bitch
 Air Biscuit: Never put salt in your eyes. Never-never-nev salt. Nev-al-alw ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES!
 Murdertaco: Im calling shananagins you are just hung over.
 CuriouSir: wasnt salt on his steak, it was BOOGERS AND CUM!
 jon do: salt, sperm, and urine, oddly enough
Image 77587   01-19-16   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
601
 
 GrippotheHippo: You're as cold as ice... Willing to sacrifice your nuts... (Swype for the loss)
 Alastair: @Air Biscuit but can he punt a seal 80 feet in the air?
 Air Biscuit: Man raised by killer whales employs traditional hunting methods subsists on a diet of penguins and seals.
 Irch: OK now that's real badass
 randomhobo: This man would not call out sick for salt in his eye.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Russian Jungle Warfare School is not for the weak
 Darth Bater: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
 hnnngh: Call of Duty: Storm Drain Warfare
Image 77586   01-19-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
1160
 
 a sedated moose: @Yam and no mouth! My kinda lady.
 Yam: Toby's mom has got it going on.
Image 77585   01-19-16   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Image 77584 is unbelievably bad (score -21) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Fursona. We'll pray for you, Fursona.
Score:
397
 
 firesoup: Never got enough credit for the good he did.
 Gomi Day: i wanna hang out with this guy
 Ulillillia: brb, buying Hustler
Image 77583   01-19-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
928
 
 Crabapples: No slut shaming please. Just because carbon likes to have a quadruple bond every once in a while doesn't mean she can't have a meaningful, long-term single bond.
 Reddest of Necks: Excuse me but your carbon is showing.
 XLY: carbon is a slut
 dark.elf.raya: So smart casual means a suit or a dress for a lady? Now all those invites make sense to me!
 Knice: Formal = Naked. Got it.
Image 77582   01-19-16   Uploaded by    beefbeef
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