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163916  Wooden Spoon: Cajun blackened chicken

163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

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163880 wolfpk: When you know it is time to dissolve the band.

163892 Theimposter: @Lestrange. Also star of David pants, for some odd reason.So ylyes, will probably win.

163782 whiplash: I was able to get the dish out, and put the ice cream in the dish, and find a spoon, and eat the ice cream, and write this note, but I'm just a kid and I don't know how to wash dishes!

163761 Science: @jochenau: I've got a secret room above my garage where the owners supposedly hid booze during prohibition. We found old Canadian Rye bags and bottle protectors up there.

163865 yev: fbi employs all sorts now...

163915 winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163806 yev: is she pregnant?

163776 whiplash: I drank all this medicine but I still have diabetes.

163737 Amy Housewine: That duck is actually the appointed Banana Regulator.



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Score:
761
 
 Entertainmentalist: That sure escalated quickly.
 Catcat: Kermit is a frog after my own heart
 fanny: it's kermits dick, obviously
Image 77591   01-19-16   Uploaded by    champeen
Score:
418
 
 slowpoke: ambulance chasers
 Vorm Gongo: unfunny
 San DoDo: Grumpy plane is grumpy
 Alkavarion: Waiiiiiiiit! You're leaving thirty seconds early let me onnnnnnnnnnn!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Good morning Russia!
 Darth Bater: Yeah, ride his ass, that's going to make him speed up.
 jon do: just like that fast & furious
 danny: yall trippin
 a sedated moose: (Voice of Bruce from Family Guy) I'm gonna eat you.
 chefcore: Just another morning commute.
Image 77590   01-19-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Image 77589 is unbelievably bad (score -25) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rembo Rompus. We'll pray for you, Rembo Rompus.
Score:
614
 
 Donger: Done. After an hour of contemplating my existance I'm bored as fuck. And as I burned also my phone charger my battery is almost dead, so I won't probably be able to even finish this sen...
 RimLickinGood: ehhhh... funny enough
 jon do: les stroud made a neat movie about that
Image 77588   01-19-16   Uploaded by    caesar
Score:
270
 
 underwear: @Air Biscuit ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES! KILL DANNY!
 GrippotheHippo: The salt isn't IN your eyes, it's on your cheek... From crying like a little bitch
 Air Biscuit: Never put salt in your eyes. Never-never-nev salt. Nev-al-alw ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES!
 Murdertaco: Im calling shananagins you are just hung over.
 CuriouSir: wasnt salt on his steak, it was BOOGERS AND CUM!
 jon do: salt, sperm, and urine, oddly enough
Image 77587   01-19-16   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
601
 
 GrippotheHippo: You're as cold as ice... Willing to sacrifice your nuts... (Swype for the loss)
 Alastair: @Air Biscuit but can he punt a seal 80 feet in the air?
 Air Biscuit: Man raised by killer whales employs traditional hunting methods subsists on a diet of penguins and seals.
 Irch: OK now that's real badass
 randomhobo: This man would not call out sick for salt in his eye.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Russian Jungle Warfare School is not for the weak
 Darth Bater: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
 hnnngh: Call of Duty: Storm Drain Warfare
Image 77586   01-19-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
1160
 
 a sedated moose: @Yam and no mouth! My kinda lady.
 Yam: Toby's mom has got it going on.
Image 77585   01-19-16   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Image 77584 is unbelievably bad (score -21) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Fursona. Boo, Fursona.
Score:
397
 
 firesoup: Never got enough credit for the good he did.
 Gomi Day: i wanna hang out with this guy
 Ulillillia: brb, buying Hustler
Image 77583   01-19-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
928
 
 Crabapples: No slut shaming please. Just because carbon likes to have a quadruple bond every once in a while doesn't mean she can't have a meaningful, long-term single bond.
 Reddest of Necks: Excuse me but your carbon is showing.
 XLY: carbon is a slut
 dark.elf.raya: So smart casual means a suit or a dress for a lady? Now all those invites make sense to me!
 Knice: Formal = Naked. Got it.
Image 77582   01-19-16   Uploaded by    beefbeef
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