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268587  Felicity: Copper

268588  Felicity: @charlemagne For a moment I thought you meant Higgins's dogs

268590  Felicity: @fanny @Teechur Let's see whether Sarah Palin calls out Donald Trump for using it

268571  tib gubb: it's not like we don't have plenty of hookers to enjoy

268593  Felicity: Aah! It's the Thing!

268576  tib gubb: there was an incident near university of washington, some years back, where drunk college kids were fighting crime in costume with a rapier

268597  Felicity: @sylveon As read by Sally Kellerman in "Back to School"

268634  Shay: Martin Short is short.

268579  tib gubb: 3/10 people throw away their ticket

268662  Shay: It's all Disney.

268641  trelyate: qot2?

268605  Felicity: I thought copper was brown. Or green

268609  Felicity: @VeeKay I just assumed the comment referred to tripping over the dog on the stairs

268653  trelyate: should have been erected in '69

268610  Felicity: That's why the internet is a good distraction, for example friendly spaceship, and why they claim exercise reduces depression. We'll see about that second one...I just went from a sedentary lifestyle to walking 60 minutes a day, and I don't know yet

268657  trelyate: I remember when I was a little kid I asked my dad if I could have a beer so he let me take a sip because he knew I would think it tasted awful and I'd never ask again. And he was right.

268594  tib gubb: teenage counterintelligence

268611  Felicity: @fanny Definite bad vote from me, unless the uploader is also the person in the photo, having a laugh at their own expense

268597  tib gubb: the tiger can feast; on stupid zoo patrons

268620  Felicity: YouTube video OyAyPzWmjcc seems to apply

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268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan



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Score:
494
 
 marxist: Have a third! I fling poo at him.
 wordjones: tumblr.jpg
 forkbear: i remember the first time i saw this.........
 VoR: sing to the tune of "too shy"
 eyg: I only have one at a time.
 Alastair: @XLY I radded it for you. (Otherwise I would have been ambivalent)
 XLY: I meant to vote rad, but in my rush to poo I misclicked bad. halp!
 hnnngh: Almost there, almost there... oooh, red light. I'm going to have to get the upholstery done.
Image 77576   01-19-16   Uploaded by    carlin
Image 77575 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jesus Friend. We'll pray for you, Jesus Friend.
Score:
888
 
 Air Biscuit: Ill take your word for it.
 Micro Jackson: Hello, nice puppy. I am Helpful Taxidermist
 A duck: I am Pup, Destroyer of Worlds
 dark.elf.raya: ...be a shame if something were to happen to it.
 Gazden: This has Dr. Obvious' approval
 Knice: That's sn awesome disguise; I bet he gets away with all typsa shit.
 hnnngh: @CuriouSir BORK BORK BORKF
 HermwoodLitmajor: It's a trap!
 CuriouSir: he no look friendly, he gives me a frighten.
 Darth Bater: Caption unnecessary, I would have melted anyway.
Image 77574   01-19-16   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
837
 
 BILL DOOR: NO CROWN. ONLY THE HARVEST.
 Mattixvii: Skeltor is life
 a sedated moose: @CuriouSir Oh, so that's how babby is formed!
 No Penguins Allowed: And he prays!
 a robot: Skeletor is love
 CuriouSir: @a sedated moose thats the sacred uterus, it works in conjunction with the sacred heart to make love childs.
 a sedated moose: Why is there a uterus above the heart?
 tina: I would join this religion
 SaltLick: Sacred Heart
Image 77573   01-19-16   Uploaded by    Urchin
Score:
346
 
 GrippotheHippo: Stop using an adapter and use a DVI cable . You don't know what you're doing!
 Defiance: THIS IS SUPER COMPLICATED GUYS THE VIDEO CABLE AND THE AUDIO CABLE COMPLEX STUFF STAY BACK
 Annoying Vegan : But I LIKE touchins the wirins.
 Knice: Stop blocking the vent.
 fanny: maybe not, but at least I can write the letter "g" properly
 huskyboy: Just be wathcen the blinkenlights
 Anus: note to self
Image 77572   01-19-16   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
Score:
271
 
 edgarallendoh: This wedding is so metal
 San DoDo: Hey little sister what have you done? It's a nice day for a white wedding.
 Micro Jackson: Ok can you all get out of my yard now?
 Mattixvii: This is the only time this couple will dress formally, ain't got no time for your rules and dress codes!
 jon do: Outlaw Country!
 demonius: Crust punk is like the AIDS of the punk world
 DrinkMixMan: Come on guys, would it KILL you to smile?
 HermwoodLitmajor: Don't bring presents... just bring ATTITUDE
 VoR: The "Happy" couple don't even know those peeps
Image 77571   01-19-16   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
1089
 
 ssignature: Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
 Crabapples: I like butthorns new direction
 crudites: Bitch is a freak
 Mitchell: Suffering from PTSD, Repressed Emily friends her own imagination.
 a spider plan: #69109 continues!
 VoR: Nice pulley system
Image 77570   01-19-16   Uploaded by    Bacon Train
Score:
774
 
 jon do: being obese is real bad for most organisms?
 Christina: The puma looks more attractive because people don't always care about reality, not even the reality of puma attack.
 Smorlacks: Would wear shoes with that logo
 VoR: I am amused
Image 77569   01-19-16   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
302
 
 Bump Plumbus: 10 points for "mow the lawn". I needed that laugh. Badly.
 Korrok: Skip the shower altogether!
 sergeant: Watch Family Feud!...while masterbating
 Air Biscuit: Commute on a rainy day with the sunroof open.
 Micro Jackson: But it dares not speak its name....
 GrippotheHippo: Have meself a good piss mate
 buffalo: Wash salad for lunch.
 MassDefect: Save name you shower. Maybe it's some kind of hidden message.
 CuriouSir: a joint
 Fishy: Brush my chompers?
 Dank Means: Showerbeer?
 entropy: i feel like the implied answer is jack off but i dunno theres too much racket, like Ray's Grandfather who was in the first orgy ever.
 Anus: Take a dump! Call in sick to work! Wash the dishes! Mow the lawn!
Image 77568   01-19-16   Uploaded by    Jim
Image 77567 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Big Beagler. Boo, Big Beagler.
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