Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.

269086  dangerkeith3000: @Mexico Damn, it sounded awesome.

269090  sparename: Now everything LOOKS like bad decisions

269089  sparename: That doesn't look like the bolt-cutters aisle

269090  dangerkeith3000: Domo Arigato!

268945  Theimposter: @a robot Don't underestimate the skill that eye shadow took...

269087  Dr Awkward: Does he mean wife or wives?

269068  Theimposter: They do both look happy.

269082  CaptainCatbreath: May the forest be with you, Ms. Prickly.

269086  Mexico: There's a kung fu movie called the Crippled Masters with the same premise. Unfortunately, it's not very good.

268995  Annoying Vegan : If you hover pee, you ARE the problem.

269071  a robot: I wonder how much they want for it. If it was $25 or less I'd definitely buy it

269069  FabricMan: I choose Tuscon

269079  a robot: Rad for tanuki

269071  FabricMan: "Christzilla is attacking!" [mouth keeps moving]

269083  Air Biscuit: *preheats victory oven

269085  WannaBee: His friend is witnessing him.

269096  sorghum: Wakanda costume is this

269083  Annoying Vegan : I learned something today:

269084  Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait

269085  Minnesotan: am I awaited in Valhalla?

Search comments:

These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Not A Bot
2. tib gubb
3. VeeKay
4. Shay
5. MrBoffo
6. Side Boob
7. Teechur
8. a robot
9. Air Biscuit
10. addend

The top ten most commented-on images today:

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (905 points)
nuke em uploaded 268597 (890 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (858 points)
Pront Remp uploaded 268924 (815 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (780 points)
NanananananananaCATMAN uploaded 268940 (764 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (750 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
John Blender uploaded 269002 (747 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
jadensmith uploaded 268893 (743 points)
sassysass uploaded 268889 (727 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Pickle Dick uploaded 268994 (723 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 268811 (717 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Annoying Vegan : 3739 points
 2. E. HONDA: 2770 points
 3. wolfskin: 2060 points
 4. Sydney: 1964 points
 5. Zaxxoff: 1821 points
 6. Shay: 1814 points
 7. VeeKay: 1797 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 1771 points
 9. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
10. glowstick: 1659 points
11. beyardo: 1575 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.

These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.

Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page:

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 847
Registered users online in past hour: 1739

Average image score (last 24 hours): 317

Total number of comments: 1399002
Total number of images: 269068

To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)

The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2


Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 139074
XP needed for green ranking: 38338
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.




 Catcat: That dog is ashamed for whoever felt the need to put quotation marks around lab
 Dr. Bathroom: Rank rou ror roreying roper rab rafrey.
 Magma Safe: I'm going to print out that poster for work.
 Flump Plemumbies: if you need me i'll be in my lab
 elmosco: Nice lab, and the dog is cool too.
 Pizza: He has no idea what he's doing
 mrdiron: includes doggles
 hnnngh: I have to rad this. Cute lab, terrible pun, it's the whole package.
 Heng Drumuble: Mr. Peanut Butter isn't ashamed to do these side gigs
Image 77347   01-18-16   Uploaded by    guccigucci
 Craft Flongus: This dinosaur is dumb
 Bu7Z: Needs more fibre in its diet
 shitshow: He walks like he shit himself.
 chefcore: Derpasaurus was the worst.
 grandma: Pig-Lizard from Galaxy Quest?
 ThatGuy: Sneaky dinosaur is sneaky
 SixthDementia: Apneasaurus?
 hurr: oh man i had good chuckle at this one
 hnnngh: Durranosaurus
Image 77346   01-18-16   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
 Beef Supreme: Every Monday should be knife day.
 shitshow: Squirrel-proof bird feeder? You picked the wrong squirrel, motherfucker
 soccer: @zazzer The uprising has begun!
 Jaunty Shrimp: First squirrel Chef on Chopped--and the last, after he massacred the judges and went rogue. Wanted dead or alive, $500 reward
 sorghum: #77296, #77336, A new challenge appears!
 Catcat: Dogs, crows, now squirrels...
 Headoftheclass: "The next asshole that says, 'deez nuts', is getting castrated.
 firesoup: Protect your nuts!
Image 77345   01-18-16   Uploaded by    heck
 Shay: Das Boot for Canadians
 Jaunty Shrimp: Drunk Rollerskating is my imaginary album title.
 a robot: @Knice 2canadian4me
 J. Random Bozo: Chaz Michael Michaels signature edition
 SixthDementia: Skate on, ya hoser.
 Knice: 2edgy4me
Image 77344   01-18-16   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
 johnnyc: tumblr.jpg
 Zero: legoatse
 Flump Plemumbies: aggroatse
 Gumpo Gromple: where's the ring
 Air Biscuit: An 8-bit eclipse of the heart.
 J. Random Bozo: Rotagorgga
 Darth Bater: @DesertPlah yes, I never saw the debate close with any kind of finality, so I figure I can continue making up names for Aggrogatorians.
 nerdhulk: Argonaut?
Image 77343   01-18-16   Uploaded by    KnowLifer
 robford: this is triggering me
 gorilla: This should be illegal
Image 77342   01-18-16   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
 MaronaPossessed: Your punch is unlawful! Only a wimp punches like that!
 Dorb: Kung Fuhrer to the rescue
 J. Random Bozo: Mark Trail layin the smackdown
 Mitchell: What does he have against chaps?
 p-niiice: as opposed to that punch
 Good Bye: This little comment of yours is AWFUL!
Image 77341   01-18-16   Uploaded by    berlin
Image 77340 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fart. You have brought shame on us, fart.
 MaronaPossessed: @misterjoe mmm that booty
 misterjoe: swiggity swooty he comin for that booty
 slowpoke: In movies, the windows that actors crash through are usually made of sugar. Therefore.... I really don't know where I was going with this!
 Murdertaco: This image is so old the fox is probably dead now.
 Jim: But what sound does it make?
 Catcat: @SunWukong so it's an Opera joke?
 SunWukong: Comment comment Firefox comment comment Windows comment comment problem comment comment.
Image 77339   01-18-16   Uploaded by    youshall
Image 77338 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mr.Cadwallader. You have brought shame on us, Mr.Cadwallader.
Page 1 ... 19170 19171 19172 19173 19174 19175 19176 ... 26906 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.