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205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro wait...

205536  Yurishiro: Newborn shrimps are nice.

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205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205418 Sadbot: Cocaine is an awful drug for 80s nostalgia douches, but legalizing it in all the Americas would help fight corruption

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.



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Score:
649
 
 Robespierre: @savvoy: That's a distinct possibility
 savvoy: Your mom knows more about drugs than you do.
 Staida: ugh... heavy psi
 AdamBomb286: We need to talk. These things are notoriously inaccurate. Spend a few more bucks to get a digital, your tires will last longer and you will have better gas milage.
 Warezlock: In high school I actually did make a pipe out of one of these.
 aoaoaoao: Yup, no one has ever used that as pipe
 Jennerator: @Teechur Perfect.
 UseYourName: @Teechur And then gauge her response.
 WaffleIron: We need to have a talk about how responsible you are with car maintenance.
 a robot: Ha ha, you still live with your mom.
 Teechur: Just tell her you've been under a lot of pressure.
Image 77067   01-16-16   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
556
 
 Robespierre: Sesame Street's on its way to my street - cool.
 Thiwn Horpupert: lab grade ether can be fun to
 Air Biscuit: 1, 2 , 3 bats. Sesame Street is definatly bat country.
 Warezlock: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
 Eleftheros: *your skull.
 Eleftheros: Don't mind him, he's just admiring the shape y
 Jennerator: We can't stop here, this is Count country
 grizzly: Do you see what Snuffy just did to us, man?!
Image 77066   01-16-16   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
479
 
 savvoy: The more I stare at this, the sexier it gets. She just needs some gill slits and she'd have the Innsmouth Look down pat.
 gary: Wrong hole.
 Robespierre: Four words: Mass quantities of soba
 savvoy: Where can I get one of these? Asking for a friend with braces.
 hurr: if any one says this is not a sex thing i'd not believe it
 AdamBomb286: 4/10 Needs leather strap.
 Nope: @Eleftheros also no chompers
 Eleftheros: So you can fully relax your jaw while giving head.
 On Spec: At least it isn't surgically implanted in her cheek.
Image 77065   01-16-16   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
608
 
 hurr: this is kinda sick...i mean i don't build little piggies out of bacon c'mon
 Yttermayn : The highest score for an uncrpped image I've seen yet.
 Staida: Making the protein resemble itself is now considered creative. We really have come full circle.
 Chronic Fatigue: Sugar free Cheeps.
 a robot: SHE KNOWS
 Ulillillia: Whack off these chicks.
 WaffleIron: That is the MOST OMINOUS name for a food website.
 sodamachine: What a cute little devil.
Image 77064   01-16-16   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
978
 
 WotGives: @Chris Shiverdecker I'm sorry you took me seriously
 Knice: If I ever get spun up about an idea presented to me as a dumb-ass may-may, someone please slap me.
 Chris Shiverdecker: This thread pretty much serves as a perfect cross section for the intellectual capacity and relevance of the opinions of our regulars here. I'd suggest we all stick to trying to be funny; playing at geopolitical analysts or historians has a way of bringing the whole of our efforts down. Yes, @WotGives, this is about you.
 ann: If you're talking about america they dont have capitalism. They have beurocracy.
 Beerarchy: wtf is this
 hurr: fa il ...wha'ts up with all the swaps
 hurr: these systems will not good my friend. and it'll end in bloody fucking civil war. till then vote trump (it speed's up the proccess)
 Lil Buddy: Vote for Korrok! He may be enslaving you but at least he willing to admit it!
 Mr. Pepper: Only in China
 Staida: You call what we live under capitalism? Lobbyists buying congressman? Taxpayer funded everything? Look again
 yolotuqiri: @WotGives some are more likely to have that outcome than others
 Mexico: @Jennerator @WotGives Vote @Mexico in 2016 for Planetary Emperor.
 Jennerator: Voting @WotGives in 2016
 MassDefect: These images have trained me to hate puffins.
 WotGives: Any form of government could theoretically be fair and just for every person. The biggest problem is all the fucking people involved
 Ulillillia: I didn't know puffins had houses and savings to begin with.
 TheFrogMan: Well, they really are just two flavours of humans-being-shitty.
Image 77063   01-16-16   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
448
 
 Robespierre: My mom told me I can't hang with you anymore
 morakdais: I appreciate the almost SA logo at the bottom
 Messed Up Dog: @Alastair They're obviously ironing boards, you must be one of those dang millennials the news warned me about.
 Alastair: @Ulillillia They're skateboard decks. those white dots are holes to attach the trucks.
 Ulillillia: Not sure what these are, they are too heavy to float, but they look like surf boards.
Image 77062   01-16-16   Uploaded by    Throb
Score:
156
 
 theaquaman: New Star Trek has some issues.
 AdamBomb286: Got that camera lens too close to the waffles.
 Chest Rockwell: It's either the sun, or some d-bag with an HID kit.
Image 77061   01-16-16   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
319
 
 randy: vet tech or veterinarian more likely @savvoy its a little big to be human.
 savvoy: So, surgery tech, mortician, or hobbyist?
 hurr: so...did she get fired for that pic?
 Lil Buddy: "Kali ma shukti ne!"
 CuriouSir: id hit that.
 WotGives: @Warrax yes, but he careful. They aren't meant to be taken orally
 edgarallendoh: Is that one of those "red pills" I've heard about?
 Unbathed: When the ump is sayin' you'll never win, that's when the grin should start.
 AdamBomb286: Looks like her dog is going to have a hearty meal.
 whaleshark: She tore out my heart. And then posted it on AG!
 WaffleIron: Total Eclipse of the heart.
Image 77060   01-16-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
634
 
 ann: it's a dumbass board, it's for finding dumbasses.
 Air Biscuit: They are killer whale tongue depressers.
 CuriouSir: @Ulillillia you made me laugh, now i feel bad.
 Ulillillia: Oh, the irony.
 waffles: They are sex tables, dummy! How do you think your parents conceived you?
 Beef Supreme: Those were once the bane of my existence. using those things meant i was preparing to be something i am not.
 Frank herbert: hipster picnic benches obviously
 Knice: If you were brave enough, you'd be sure.
Image 77059   01-16-16   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
580
 
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Staida: mmmhmmm... soft it is.
Image 77058   01-16-16   Uploaded by    watwatwat
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