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268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

268417  Science: Adam didn't get a job, because employers saw this billboard stunt and immediately determined he makes bad financial decisions.

267848  Mr Bleak: You're a Wizard @Albo Grungus! Now fuck off to Hogwarts.

268903  MrBoffo: Oooohhh - got it down to 1

268535  Science: It does there too. They just cut that off and sell the rest to you.

268878  Shay: Good thing that dog is covered by Aflac.

268899  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

268903  Shay: How?

268904  Shay: Is that Penn?

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

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268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

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Score:
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 sports: @savvoy: That's a distinct possibility
 savvoy: Your mom knows more about drugs than you do.
 Staida: ugh... heavy psi
 AdamBomb286: We need to talk. These things are notoriously inaccurate. Spend a few more bucks to get a digital, your tires will last longer and you will have better gas milage.
 Warezlock: In high school I actually did make a pipe out of one of these.
 aoaoaoao: Yup, no one has ever used that as pipe
 Jennerator: @Teechur Perfect.
 UseYourName: @Teechur And then gauge her response.
 WaffleIron: We need to have a talk about how responsible you are with car maintenance.
 a robot: Ha ha, you still live with your mom.
 Teechur: Just tell her you've been under a lot of pressure.
Image 77067   01-16-16   Uploaded by    skillet
Score:
556
 
 Extreme Locorito: Sesame Street's on its way to my street - cool.
 Thiwn Horpupert: lab grade ether can be fun to
 Air Biscuit: 1, 2 , 3 bats. Sesame Street is definatly bat country.
 Warezlock: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
 Eleftheros: *your skull.
 Eleftheros: Don't mind him, he's just admiring the shape y
 Jennerator: We can't stop here, this is Count country
 grizzly: Do you see what Snuffy just did to us, man?!
Image 77066   01-16-16   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
479
 
 savvoy: The more I stare at this, the sexier it gets. She just needs some gill slits and she'd have the Innsmouth Look down pat.
 gary: Wrong hole.
 obboma: Four words: Mass quantities of soba
 savvoy: Where can I get one of these? Asking for a friend with braces.
 hurr: if any one says this is not a sex thing i'd not believe it
 AdamBomb286: 4/10 Needs leather strap.
 Nope: @Eleftheros also no chompers
 Eleftheros: So you can fully relax your jaw while giving head.
 On Spec: At least it isn't surgically implanted in her cheek.
Image 77065   01-16-16   Uploaded by    Wet farts
Score:
608
 
 hurr: this is kinda sick...i mean i don't build little piggies out of bacon c'mon
 Yttermayn : The highest score for an uncrpped image I've seen yet.
 Staida: Making the protein resemble itself is now considered creative. We really have come full circle.
 Chronic Fatigue: Sugar free Cheeps.
 a robot: SHE KNOWS
 nclaw: Whack off these chicks.
 WaffleIron: That is the MOST OMINOUS name for a food website.
 sodamachine: What a cute little devil.
Image 77064   01-16-16   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
1033
 
 WotGives: @Chris Shiverdecker I'm sorry you took me seriously
 Knice: If I ever get spun up about an idea presented to me as a dumb-ass may-may, someone please slap me.
 Chris Shiverdecker: This thread pretty much serves as a perfect cross section for the intellectual capacity and relevance of the opinions of our regulars here. I'd suggest we all stick to trying to be funny; playing at geopolitical analysts or historians has a way of bringing the whole of our efforts down. Yes, @WotGives, this is about you.
 ann: If you're talking about america they dont have capitalism. They have beurocracy.
 Beerarchy: wtf is this
 hurr: fa il ...wha'ts up with all the swaps
 hurr: these systems will not good my friend. and it'll end in bloody fucking civil war. till then vote trump (it speed's up the proccess)
 Korrok: Vote for Korrok! He may be enslaving you but at least he willing to admit it!
 Mr. Pepper: Only in China
 Staida: You call what we live under capitalism? Lobbyists buying congressman? Taxpayer funded everything? Look again
 yolotuqiri: @WotGives some are more likely to have that outcome than others
 Mexico: @Jennerator @WotGives Vote @Mexico in 2016 for Planetary Emperor.
 Jennerator: Voting @WotGives in 2016
 MassDefect: These images have trained me to hate puffins.
 WotGives: Any form of government could theoretically be fair and just for every person. The biggest problem is all the fucking people involved
 redbranch: I didn't know puffins had houses and savings to begin with.
 TheFrogMan: Well, they really are just two flavours of humans-being-shitty.
Image 77063   01-16-16   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
476
 
 matos: My mom told me I can't hang with you anymore
 morakdais: I appreciate the almost SA logo at the bottom
 Messed Up Dog: @Alastair They're obviously ironing boards, you must be one of those dang millennials the news warned me about.
 Alastair: @Ulillillia They're skateboard decks. those white dots are holes to attach the trucks.
 Apple IIe: Not sure what these are, they are too heavy to float, but they look like surf boards.
Image 77062   01-16-16   Uploaded by    Throb
Score:
156
 
 theaquaman: New Star Trek has some issues.
 AdamBomb286: Got that camera lens too close to the waffles.
 Chest Rockwell: It's either the sun, or some d-bag with an HID kit.
Image 77061   01-16-16   Uploaded by    MamboNumber6
Score:
346
 
 randy: vet tech or veterinarian more likely @savvoy its a little big to be human.
 savvoy: So, surgery tech, mortician, or hobbyist?
 hurr: so...did she get fired for that pic?
 Korrok: "Kali ma shukti ne!"
 WotGives: @Warrax yes, but he careful. They aren't meant to be taken orally
 edgarallendoh: Is that one of those "red pills" I've heard about?
 Unbathed: When the ump is sayin' you'll never win, that's when the grin should start.
 AdamBomb286: Looks like her dog is going to have a hearty meal.
 whaleshark: She tore out my heart. And then posted it on AG!
 WaffleIron: Total Eclipse of the heart.
Image 77060   01-16-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
658
 
 ann: it's a dumbass board, it's for finding dumbasses.
 Air Biscuit: They are killer whale tongue depressers.
 CuriouSir: @Ulillillia you made me laugh, now i feel bad.
 Bu7Z: Oh, the irony.
 waffles: They are sex tables, dummy! How do you think your parents conceived you?
 Beef Supreme: Those were once the bane of my existence. using those things meant i was preparing to be something i am not.
 Frank herbert: hipster picnic benches obviously
 Knice: If you were brave enough, you'd be sure.
Image 77059   01-16-16   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
605
 
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Staida: mmmhmmm... soft it is.
Image 77058   01-16-16   Uploaded by    watwatwat
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