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233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

233103  Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233210  tib gubb: it is monday, my dudes

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233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.



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ping uploaded 232800 (1282 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1275 points)
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Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)


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 3. ping: 6690 points
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 5. HatStand: 3568 points
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11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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 Robespierre: We cal all breathe easier now.
 WaffleIron: @PooFlinger : Paint blob square pants!
 Bernie 2016: Who lives in a pineapple under a tire?....
Image 76929   01-16-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
803
 
 Borb Prembus: Nice to see someone not freaking out just because an animal got close.
 skillet: Nice face swap.
 eyg: having a moosed wonderful time.
Image 76928   01-16-16   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
342
 
 eurotrash: You clearly have no bae, liar.
 btechthor: must be left handed and watching Hentai as they take the picture....
 DOW: Those anime babes ain't gonna buy themselves!
 Dobly: Also isnt hentai essentially porn? And noone pays for that anymore
 Dobly: @PooFlinger If he did that why is he spending so much money on hentai?
 Sadbot: Would I do violence for money? Depends. This person and that money seem to match up, though.
 WaffleIron: @PooFlinger right hand is for the mouse, left hand down the blouse.
 bad tony: @eyg He's a leftie and stares at his right for fapping material.
 eyg: If this were true, forearm would be even bigger.
Image 76927   01-16-16   Uploaded by    Sayuri
Score:
421
 
 Air Biscuit: The birds travel in schools, their large numbers make it difficult for this cat fo focus on individual prey.
 Robespierre: Quack, damn you
 cromerstu: Hipster art giraffe.
Image 76926   01-16-16   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
764
 
 hajjpodge: @Headoftheclass Butte
 Anus: do side bends or sit ups, but please don't lose that butt
 Annoying Vegan : @Reddest of Necks Type "Bubble Butt Corgi" into YouTube. You won't regret it.
 Headoftheclass: @hajjpodge What's an EBUTT?
 Magma Safe: That dude has a nice butt
 hajjpodge: Missing the 'E'
 Throb: Do you think he can lie?
 a robot: The guy behind him is crying because he doesn't have a giant butt
 Throb: He needs a horn now
 hurr: a proud moment in his life
 eyg: haulin ass.
 Reddest of Necks: Bubble butt bubble bubble bubble butt
 Jennerator: Pardon Horning my way in
 omgpro: but...
 Dobly: Will the paparazzi not leave Rob Lowe alone?
Image 76925   01-16-16   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
764
 
 Snake Jesus: oh my god I don't know what I did but apparently it repeated the at sign + username a trillion times, fuck
 Snake Jesus: @Theta Zero @Theta Zero @Theta Zero @Theta Zero @Theta Zero Sorry man, but that's not true. Dude liked painting cats, and used abstract technique from early in his career. Someone writing about him later arranged these pieces to support their thesis that he got abstract BECAUSE he had schizophrenia, and, well...
 Katsupkewl: Vvv stupid phone..... I have a friend who started developing symptoms about a year ago and I ran across this during some research
 Katsupkewl: @Theta Zero louis wain. Could
 BILL DOOR: NER CTA ASIE!
 dark.elf.raya: Welcome to Wonderland, we're all mad here.
 Theta Zero: This is actually the same person making paintings of cats, each one made at different stages of his developing schizophrenia. I forgot the name of the guy, though.
 FatTigerWoods: I'll take whatever acid #6 dropped
Image 76924   01-16-16   Uploaded by    Katsupkewl
Score:
948
 
 slowpoke: @Waxcrayons: After that, it'll be "there's no such thing as pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows"
 Robespierre: I'm on my way
 Throb: Send your goats for a ride on a friendly spaceship
 Colty Brumb: How has this guy gotten through life without ever having googled 'goats in trees'? Next you'll tell me he's never heard of fluffy cows.
Image 76923   01-16-16   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Score:
682
 
 Agamemnon Triforce: Slimey is all dressed up for the Sesame Street block party.
 Lutha: classy snek
 SomeCanadian: Darn it, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling @Waxcrayons and that dog!
 Robespierre: @Waxcrayons: There have been worse. FAR worse.
 Mr. Whiskers: Must be a member of Slash's Snakepit
 buffalo: Wait. Closer inspection leads me to believe this is at a slightly elevated angle than the last post. You got me on a technicality here.
 Booty Kicker: Reeeeepeat. And I would know #73577
 AdamBomb286: Well played Holmes, you have caught me, the Speckled Bandit.
Image 76922   01-16-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
237
 
 l.a.: my name is blurryface and i care what you think
 WTF: "I am not an animal... I am a human being! "
 Lang Dampomple: I AM COBRA COMMANDER!
 eyg: My jeans are so highr ight now.
 Dobly: Next on Extra Creepy True Detective: Our detective heroes interrogate a scary ghost!
 AdamBomb286: The wraith of Kurt Cobain.
Image 76921   01-16-16   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
630
 
 Criwn Dampuble: Triops :3
 SoyUnPerdedor: Haha, where is your "God" now?
 Korrok: Aw, no more almonds, that one was funny.
 Korrok: "WHOOP!Whoopwhoopwhoop! gNAaAaAaA!"
Image 76920   01-16-16   Uploaded by    ZekeTheKamikaze
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