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272943  Remp Wulgus: The a-paw-colypse is coming!

272617  Mr Bleak: Switcherino of stupidity.

272618  Mr Bleak: All those in favour of Tuna for breakfast, raise a paw.

272905  Fiveninety: ok but i would like to note that warning labels don't exist to protect stupid people from themselves. they're to protect companies and property owners from stupid people, their lawyers and their frivolous lawsuits

272931  Commodore 64: Bad pun fly, eat shit.

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272930  Passive: "So, uhhhh you gonna finish that vomit?"

272929  Passive: "Ask me how much I saved with State Farm"

272915  addend: What?

272920  addend: Meanwhile, in a higher income bracket, "Command+C, Command+V".

272678  Passive: "Looks like mew need a catalytic converter, also I know you just closed the hood but I need to get back in there."

272925  addend: zzZ.

272926  addend: Zzz (but much taller).

272927  addend: Zzz.

272681  Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272931  addend: Don't vaxx on me.

272691  Passive: How my digestive tract determines my experience after Southern Indian food

272932  addend: Warm milk.

272700  Passive: "Christian Weston Chandler mellowed out during his golden years."

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272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

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 Korrok: @Air Biscuit Dude, that was deep.
 Air Biscuit: Feel like i put way to much thought into that. Need to go outside for a sec, or at least open up a window to let some of the internet fumes out.
 WaffleIron: @bmd : I called my argonian with max athletics the "invisible space lizard" because he could cast invis for long times and jump halfway to the moon. So yeah, argonians seems appropriate
 Mumbles: i dont think a decision needs to be made, the thought process has been the best bit
 bmd: Argonians
 cromerstu: Let's call ourselves pedophilesors just to confuse the hell out of everyone.
 flushpuppy: @Air Biscuit: I myself am not terribly concerned what other non space-faring civilisations might refer to us as. I myself would be satisfied if they called us "those weirdo creeps over there on Agro-Gater" for lack of any better identity. But I also understand the desires of others for an identifying nickname; accordingly, I will respect whatever decision is made by the group.
 Chest Rockwell: We're like a half-assed A-team.
 Air Biscuit: nvr mind, it wont let you say it
 Air Biscuit: crap, all that and i typoed it. i meant to sat friendly spaceships because its already printed on the tshirts
 Air Biscuit: @Robespierre i agree that ide prefer to remain a loosely defined individualist, however the issue as i see it, the driving theory behind the question if you will, is that if we dont start calling ourselves something, other non space-faring civilisations will just make up their own names for us. @Korrok naming the colors just seems kindof arbitrary as anyone concerned with the color system is probly already refering to him/her/itself as the color, made more redundant by the fact that were to comment on subject matter, not commentors. furthermore IAW my previous statement, its unlikely that anyone outside of the community, would bother to learn our heirarchial nomenclature. conclusively, i predict that the answer to the question will be determined to be "friendly spaceships" because its already pri
 Noremak: Wait a minute... I can't epistemologically say what all of you are. It's even harder to prove you exist!
 frenk: I'm still a fan of aggronauts #76733
 Lumb Blombus: I had a short list in my head of the friendly crew I'd like to team up with... I joke. unless it happens.
 Cyka: ... dibs on "The Warriors"
 au bon pain: How long before "colours" are posted and we assign them to our profiles to show who we are affiliated to?
 tea: @Korrok - Already in place - Purples are "Top of the Line"
 Korrok: How about this, each user get's a different name depending on their color ranking. Reds are ensigns, purples are captains and everyone else is somewhere in between. Or, if that's too complicated, how about "Passengers"?
 Chris Shiverdecker: If you read this thread while imagining a stereotypical 80's synt, keytar, and drum machine soundtrack--the kind you might find in a cheap action movie--it leans in the direction of Aggronauts. However, if the soundtrack you imagine is more reminiscent of the distant sounds of a single harmonica playing Tom Waits wonderful images, Aggrarians is the obvious frontrunner.
 Porbo Mellus: Purple army
 Throb: Radgoats
 morakdais: WE ARE RADS
 Pierre Robes: How about "Handsome Robespierre plus three"?
 depression: @bizijosh if this were Xbox live, I would totally agree. But the majority of our users are like 4-5 years of age, I don't believe that a 3 year old should have sway.
 bizijosh: I asked a 3-year old. He said we should call ourselves "penis wingus".
 Mittens: WE ARE THE MASTER GATORS
 SunWukong: I like cats!
 Pizza: @Air Biscuit Aca-awkward!
 Air Biscuit: This whole conversation makes me think of pitch perfect, except with aggro instead of aka.
 ThatGuy: Aggrogations.
 marxist: @ROBESPIERRE EVEN
 balloon: @robspiere exactly!
 rip odb: I remember when I started I felt left out on the friendly spaceship joke. I also thought there was a legal reason we couldn't say apple.
 RimLickinGood: @VoR: Friendly spaceship always remains - it's friendly spaceship that does not
 Bu7Z: @pringles you wrote friendly spaceship and it remained!
 oregon man: @Frank herbert No way man, asking questions like that is what killed Battlestar Galactica. The Original 4 move in secret. And they have a plan.
 Chris Shiverdecker: apologies for the duplicate post, benevolent overlords. Blame the outdated phone.
 Chris Shiverdecker: @WaffleIron i've used the word "cockknuckles" to describe various things, but that doesn't mean i endorse it.
 Chris Shiverdecker: The only certain conclusions i have at this point are that 1) we have made bipartisan politics look somehow comforting by way of our creativity and rampant attention deficit disorder, and 2) the breakaway rebel faction of Aggrarians has two members. Whomever liked that post can be Vice President of surface-to-aggronaut combat technologies. I'll focus on Holistic Downvoting Operations and General Naysaying... also obviously Chief Shanker.
 propro: Wat? Pretty sure the net was a 70s thing
 Pier777: I didn't realized that The Sturmabteilung (SA) were on the internets back in WWII. Doesn't that disprove Al Gore's claim of inventing the internet?
 Rorm Plemombies: Pisspots?
 Korrok: Wow, @pringles ,you went from red to green in the course on an afternoon. Most impressive.
 Korrok: @Magma Safe Nailed it! That one, let's go with that one.
 reagan: @WaffleIron I assume it was either play on Alligator or .. now bear with me... gators go on shoes to protect them from mud? protection from aggro?
 duckybox: @Lousy AI The Crew! Perfect!
 Chris Shiverdecker: @WaffleIron i've used the word "cockknuckles" to describe various things, but that doesn't mean i endorse it.
 WaffleIron: @Chris Shiverdecker : I dunno man, I've actually USED "aggronauts" before in a post somewhere (I think, I have weird friendly spaceship dreams sometimes)
 Lousy AI: The Crew of the Friendly Spaceship!
 Chris Shiverdecker: @WaffleIron you might want to take a peek at my list of suggestions. I think you might be on my side in this.
 Frank herbert: who were the origional 4?
 Thown Grunongus: Friendly cosmonauts
 WaffleIron: @VoR : fairly sure the name is a play on the word "Aggregate", as a verb, meaning "form or group into a class or cluster."
 cmd: Aggromancers
 Memp Dampungo: A potato and what based snack chip. Do you know they get as many of those suckers in a can as they get in a bag? With LESS grease?
 Chris Shiverdecker: it's just more down to earth.
 Chris Shiverdecker: Aggrarians!
 anonymous: Aggronauts
 Chris Shiverdecker: @DonkeyPuncher -- I founded it. The whole thing works by American Horror Story logic: you entered my prison, i shanked you all in various and ingeniously resourceful ways, and now you're all stuck here forever.
 Chris Shiverdecker: If aggronauts reaches escape velocity, i will gladly accept the responsibility of creating the breakaway faction of posters who ironically refer to themselves as Anachro-Gators.
 Anus: @AGGRO-GATOR MOD Who were the founding four of this majestic Aggro-nation?
 cmd: Aggro 'Bators
 HermwoodLitmajor: Friendly spaceship is for aggro-gagsters
 guest: super awesome best friends forever
 Skinr: the only phrase coming to mind is the "Aggro-Crag"
 King Polly: I've always just assumed we were friendly spaceshippers. BUt I guess that makes an ass out of you and me, huh?
 CrustyDusty: @Robespierre: stop peeping in my windowless basement!
 CrustyDusty: I'm partial to the term "aggronauts" myself.
 Chris Shiverdecker: @eider -- best one that didn't come from my noggin, for what it's worth.
 Chris Shiverdecker: Gator-aides
 duckfarts: We are DEVO!
 redmercer: I like Aggronauts. "Snarky Quipsters" is too cumbersome
 george w kush: Shorten it to FS for "Friendly Spaceshipers". Then shorten that to F. Call them F'ers, as in "THOSE EFFERS!"
 eider: Extra friendly terrestrials
 Magma Safe: Definitely like Aggronauts. But @Korrok has another good one. Maybe the "Disciples of @Korrok"
 waffle iron: Y'know ... we could buck the identity trend and just carry on as a loosely-defined pack of individualistic weirdoes operating out of windowless rooms, from basements, or obscured by the cover of night under the Friendly Spaceship umbrella. Just sayin'.
 Jesus Friend: I vote Aggronauts, good call @BovineHaircut
 Warezlock: Did anyone say 'Aggroes'? I could live with 'Aggronauts'. Also accuracy points to 'poo-flingers'...just saying.
 Chris Shiverdecker: Anachro-nauts. Oddly, anarcho-nuts is equally apt.
 Chris Shiverdecker: I can't believe aggronauts is taking off. Might as well go with "derps" or "dogs", if we're dragging the lake of tired internet buzz terms.
 gary: I think therefore I rad.
 Nope: Content providers?
 Peeve: So the biggest names so far are pretty much aggronauts, friends, and to a lesser degree aggrovators
 Ouroborus: aggrovaters?
 Chris Shiverdecker: Aggrarians
 BILL DOOR: REGARDLESS OF THEIR SITE, ALL USERS ARE MERELY BRIEF MORTALS. BUT I THINK "GATORS" WOULD BE A GOOD NICKNAME.
 Korrok: @Robespierre Is that not the truth?
 Mahspoontoobig: The Aristocrats.
 athiest: Jeez, @Korrok...
 AGGRO-GATOR MOD: @zazzer The site's been around since early 2013 but it was just the four of us for a while, before we let anyone else see it...
 Korrok: Servants of Korrok? I'm gonna go with that one.
 crunchymush: sad and lonely?
 Chris Shiverdecker: i still think my suggestions need further consideration. Why's everybody always look the other way? Just because i'm a felon doesn't mean my brain parts don't not lack merit.
 hexxx: Gator Raiders.
 phonk: Ags.
 DrinkMixMan: Aggro-crags
 happier: Poo Flingers
 cromerstu: Agg nostics
 fakeplastic: buzz aldrin
 WaffleIron: Aggronauts was also going to be my suggestion. Here's a new one: Aggrotaku.
Image 76295   01-13-16   Uploaded by    pringles
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Score:
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 randy: you're too late
 sodamachine: @Johnny: A sailor ... being unfaithful to a prostitute. Heh.
 Johnny: "Mermaids, like the ones that adorn each cup of Starbucks coffee, have traditionally been associated with Satanism," said Harvard symbolist Gary L. Blankstein. "In ancient folklore, mermaids were believed to be the bodies of deceased prostitutes, possessed by the devil to seek revenge on unfaithful sailors."
Image 76291   01-13-16   Uploaded by    Emoji
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 fidelcastro: Bonzai roots
 redpeepee: lmaooooooo
 a robot: Life finds a way?
 NO JOKES: That'd rather beautiful.
 SomeCanadian: @buttbuttgoose DAMN IT!
 SomeCanadian: @Mr. Shine I believe that the answer is CUBE ROOT but that's none of my business.
 buttbuttgoose: @Mr. Shine More like cube root.
 SomeCanadian: YOU CAN ONLY CONSTRUCT BUILDINGS ON CREEP.
 WotGives: Arborveal
 Niels Bohr: A prime example
 Fursona: Square root! GIT IT?!!
Image 76290   01-13-16   Uploaded by    Dorb
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 Kohapi: @Katsupkewl facepalmed just felt funnier. plus I was thinking it wasmore like a open hand jab than a slap.
 Katsupkewl: @Kohapi when you do it to someone else, it's called a "slap"
 Kohapi: was her last thought before being facepalmed by Dare Devil.
 slowpoke: @Mr. Shine: Zippling?
 HermwoodLitmajor: Thanks ma'am, you're not so bad yourself
 NO JOKES: What about all those tiny, regularly-spaced zits?
Image 76289   01-13-16   Uploaded by    FunkyDrunk
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 SoyUnPerdedor: HI MOM!
 Anus: Which Wayans brother is this?
 m o l e m a n: He doesn't look guilty. He looks happy.
 p-niiice: offocer to the left wants to make the prisoner talk to the hand but that would violate protocol
Image 76288   01-13-16   Uploaded by    sue
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 chris chan: He's not getting the picture, and wearable LED's won't be invented for another three decades... Let me put on an outfit that is absolutely unambiguous.
 Michael Tripe: I think something bounced up into my undercarriage
 Jaunty Shrimp: Being young and cute was fun but also a pain in the ass cuz no one leaves you alone. Hang in there, salty babe, one day you will walk down the street invisible and it shall be glorious.
 CuriouSir: id be sent to jail for the things i would do to you baby, no, shh, dont talk. let me just smell your hair a little while you lick my elbows.
 Vivian: @BovineHaircut: Nah - I spent so much time in Chicago that when I'm in the USA I pretty much talk like people in suburban Chicago do - no heavy Duh Barez BS. Oddly, when I'm away from USA, I pretty much assume the accent of whomever it is that I am speaking with. As for LV v. NJ in the Armpit sweepstakes, NJ can't hold a candle to LV. You have to experience it as a resident to comprehend the degree of assholishness that goes on around here.
 Kohapi: Dude, you Mee-Maw was hot
 topcity: @Robespierre brooooooo so do you have a London/Brit accent? Have I been imagining you wrong this whole time? Though 10 years in Indonesia would make for quite a shift. Also thanks for calling LV the armpit...those of us in New Jersey truly appreciate the kindness.
 rubix1924: @BovineHaircut: Full disclosure: My father was American.
 elahabdh: @BovineHaircut: My parents dragged me out of Buckinghamshire to Indonesia when I was 5. I didn't get to the 'States until I was almost 15, but I've been there or in Asia ever since - in fact, I've been in The Armpit Of the United States, Las Vegas, since 2005 now, working for a gaming oligarch analyzing compliance re: his stalled takeover of the Macau gaming market. Americans; I swear...
 Beef Supreme: It took a couple minutes to notice the car. Nice car.
 augustus: @Robespierre at what age did you leave? and where did you go? I hope you didnt have to join the rest of us here in the US...
 Poop van Pants: No time for love Dr. Jones !!
 Poop van Pants: No time for love Dr. Jones !!
 fishing: Woman move! We want to see the car!
 nanananana: VoR: Morris Minor - the car that preceded the Austin A50, a/k/a Mini, as Britain's popluxe favourite. Jeez, I wish I hadn't had to leave England at such a young age now.
 beep: @Mr. Shine I approve!
 Catcat: I don't know what it's all about but booobs
 Bro Bro: Beep-beep, beep-beep, YEAH!
 Drump Porbs: Cute, but I'd like to see the car a little better.
 Pizza: Would drive.
Image 76287   01-13-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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 whell: tony romo?
 iamchris: Relax - I'm a professional actor. I've done this, like, a million times.
 Kohapi: I actually kinda liked the Replacements.
 rachel: @Johnny (Utah) Exactly! Love me some harrelson. A friend of mine smoked the weed that his dad's ashes were ground into, although i am dubious to the claim. never the less Woody is a great dude
 Johnny: @BovineHaircut Woody Harrelson is up there too.
 Vivian: Keanu is pretty much the awesomest dude in pop culture. Hes one of the nicest people on earth, gave away a shitload of his money and is just generally cool. But people shit on him and praise the folks that spend their money on dogshit. Long live keanuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
 violentwrath: No way. No ... way. Whoa.
 ITS TAPE: Multifaceted
 blargruck: Johnny Utah's law school days
 Korrok: Whoa.
Image 76286   01-13-16   Uploaded by    bubbles
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