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233217  carpwoman: Photoshopped.

233229  ignatz: (withdrawn)

233222  Hyphae: Green and friendly!? Where is the purple and friendly?

233231  ignatz: Dyou think I've blown my chances of winning?

233194  mexican: HEY! KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE! SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING!

233218  ignatz: Welp, you might as well run with it..

233203  mexican: Rude.

233225  Not A Bot: weakest gun show ever

233206  a robot: *sung to the tune of Bow Wow Wow's 'I Want Candy'* I HATE CHRISTMAS

233220  Shay: I don't know what's more confusing: the cutout anime guy or being served a tin bowl of Jiffy Pop for dinner.

233217  a robot: @Peter Pantsless Yay, you're purple again! :D

233195  kornisjon: Morbid sense of humour detected, which is rad!

233149  piratepom: Rad for this @Captain Marsupial!

233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

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2. Robespierre
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9. carpwoman
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233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."



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ping uploaded 232800 (1282 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1275 points)
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PlzPlzMe uploaded 232775 (1240 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)


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 2. Yurishiro: 7772 points
 3. ping: 6690 points
 4. Peter Pantsless: 4996 points
 5. HatStand: 3568 points
 6. E. HONDA: 3400 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 3184 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2721 points
 9. Side Boob: 2258 points
10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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Score:
719
 
 arock: M S G
 CrustyDusty: Why is it that I always find a condom when I open a package of ramen? Is it... you know... like a Japanese thing?
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: @XLY Funny cause it's true
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: *Wink wink*
 XLY: I prefer shrimp, to match the shape and taste of my actual dick
 highdra: This is the wallet of someone who is always prepared.
Image 75732   01-10-16   Uploaded by    nimbus
Image 75731 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by A Decent Fellow. You have brought shame on us, A Decent Fellow.
Score:
1089
 
 slowpoke: Now, for your entrance example, figure out which of these 17,500 wires is incorrect. You have 15 minutes. You can use your reference books.
 UltraBeverly: Girls can't oscilloscope, that's ridiculous!
 AdamBomb286: The 1970s cure for female hysteria
 WaffleIron: The memory in the apollo guidance computer was knitted by a team of old ladies.
 heck: ohm la la
 Morn Bumbies: prototype for one of those new intravaginal speakers
 Anus: I'm ready for my probing now
Image 75730   01-10-16   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
420
 
 Jeannie C: Let the little (girl) children come unto me. Implies some disturbing things about Mormon Jesus.
 Anus: Once Jesus learned how to turn water into fly honeys, he took off and was never heard from again
 sumodrsn: Almost end of the season on The Bachelor! TIME FOR FANTASY SUITES!!!
 UltraBeverly: Black dudes get all dem biotches :(
 AdamBomb286: Jesus is my co-pilot. And we are cruisin' for pus5y.
 Wet farts: Jesus gets all the bitches
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Mormon Jesus, where the white women at?" Mormon Jesus: "don't worry about it playa!"
 duckfarts: O.Geezy got some strong game
 a robot: @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN One of my top rated comments is just me calling out to you, so as far as I'm concerned you are a treasure. You always come back when we need you the most
 Grandma P: This was how church was back in my day.
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Rejected Beach Boys album cover
 gary: @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN You have been missed my ranty friend.
 SoyUnPerdedor: @Warrax this must be Mormon Jesus
 funy speling: Jesus loves all white women; blonde, brunette, or redhead, all are bangable in his eyes.
 Annoying Vegan : @WaffleIron But if you include young boys in the count...
 KnowLifer: Hey guys, let's argue here!
 WTF: Hey baby, have you ever made it with the a Son of a God?
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: @Robespierre The bible tells the rest of the story, just ignore the bits about the fingernails
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: @a robot I PROMISE I WONT LEAVE THIS TIME
 a robot: Welcome back, @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN
 Robespierre: NOW it's all starting to make sense! Thank you, @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN!
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: @Robespierre UNTIL IT TURNS OUT THE GINGER DOESN'T HAVE A NATURAL HAIR COLOUR AND JESUS IS LIKE THIS IS FRAUDULENT BUT THEN JESUS'S ASS IS BLASTED BY THE ASS BLASTER MASTER THAT IS SATAN AND OH YEAH SOMETHING ABOUT SEAGULL ADOPTION
 Robespierre: Nothing fraudulent there, @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN. Insane, yes, but not fraudulent.
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: I HOPE THEY'RE ALL TRAINED ASSASSINS AROUND JESUS AND THEN THEY TRY TO ASSASSINATE HIM BUT HE PERFORMS HIS SIGNATURE MIRACLE SUPLEX! AND THEY'RE LIKE OH SHIT BUT THE RED HEAD USES GINGER POWER AND JESUS DIES BUT COMES BACK 3 DAYS LATER AND SATAN APPEARS AND IS LIEK WHAT DID I MISS AND THEN JESUS DOES HIS SIGNATURE MIRACLE SUPLEX! BUT SATAN IS THE ASS BLASTER MASTER SO HE WINS
 WaffleIron: The difference between a religion and a cult is how many women the leader sleeps with.
 Mitchell: Sorry, Jesus only digs blondes and red heads.
 Mr. Butt: I didn't think the new season of Full House would be any good, but I was pleasantly surprised.
 Magma Safe: Non of those people look middle eastern
Image 75729   01-10-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
261
 
 Robespierre: @Jeannie C: It seems to wander in and out periodically, obviously busier than I have been at work lately
 Jeannie C: @Robespierre Where is Korrok? Haven't seen him lately.
 Beef Supreme: @WaffleIron Pepperidge Farm remembers...
 Beef Supreme: @Wafflr
 WaffleIron: Hey guys, remember when MTV stood for "Music TeleVision"? Remember when they played Music Videos.
 Jesus: why are people voting "rad" on this. it appears to be from a tv show, and the third panel is stupidly tiny, all bad things in my book
 TrumpyTrump: ughhhhhhhh
 Robespierre: That's a good question, @San DoDo - somebody put a "fedora" on me yesterday for some stupid reason.
 San DoDo: Why do we have to put a label on everything
 Beef Supreme: You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Image 75728   01-10-16   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
715
 
 CrustyDusty: Now, be a good little doggie, or you'll wind up like mommy and daddy here, mmmkay?
 duckfarts: ...very good....the meal is progressing as planned.....
 Jart Plongo: Somebody give Dobby a pork chop
 Anus: He's prairie doggin it
 Annoying Vegan : A good dog.
 ITS TAPE: You'll never want anything in life with the same primordial intensity with which this dog wants that meat.
 WaffleIron: "hello fellow hooman, I enjoyed the sports on the glowing rectangle lsat night as well. when do we eat?"
 XLY: How many times are you going to rotate the damn things lets eat duuuuude they've been ready shit
 J. Random Bozo: Rex waits to put the marinade on, just like he was trained
Image 75727   01-10-16   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
201
 
 SomeCanadian: Not possible, unless they had a laser etcher.
 carpwoman: On a penny?
 KnowLifer: I've never seen a virus reproducing this fast.
Image 75726   01-10-16   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
560
 
 duckfarts: actually two kids and a severed head
 discodisco: can you dig it?........
 livelovebarf: Her het two gotdam... somthing... is that... I don't... unrgh
 a robot: Is this the new version of Rocky Horror Picture Show? Riff-Raff is sexier than I remembered
 Robespierre: THERE's your problem
 Lutha: descendants of m.c. escher
 Theta Zero: Hunchbacks need love too
Image 75725   01-10-16   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
264
 
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: In Hazzard County maybe?
 Black Jesus: I hate star wars
 Robespierre: @Statutory Ape: In my truck, maybe. In my wife's Fiat, doubtful.
 Matt Face: Do you have the testicular fortitude to take this detour?
Image 75724   01-10-16   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
381
 
 AdamBomb286: Welcome to Monday Night Raw!
 duckfarts: nothing's more romantic than burning a drifter
 EvilOtter: Give her the log!
 Janston: Apple Cabin Farms... Night loaf?
 Poop van Pants: It dosent crackle, it goes " Boioioioioiinngg"
 gary: Sinister stuff.
 Eleftheros: @Warrax well good news! It's a suppository.
 chunk norris: That's a big Cialis pill
 Lutha: When you want to get the job done right, reach for an Arson brand fire log.
 Matt Face: Prepare your anus.
 Chronic Fatigue: Works every time, just like Colt 45 malt liquor.
Image 75723   01-10-16   Uploaded by    mrdiron
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