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249696  GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...

249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

249686  Not A Bot: Problem, officer?

249675  FabricMan: Employees only

249687  SuedeOxford: @Mr. Butt Hi Illiterate, I'm Dad.

249689  GoGo Robotto: I thought Pluto got classified as some kind of planet again or something?

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249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249660 Lunimeow: Oh man... I really need my anxiety companion honey badger now...

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

249608 Prostata: BRB...

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!



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Score:
719
 
 arock: M S G
 CrustyDusty: Why is it that I always find a condom when I open a package of ramen? Is it... you know... like a Japanese thing?
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: @XLY Funny cause it's true
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: *Wink wink*
 XLY: I prefer shrimp, to match the shape and taste of my actual dick
 highdra: This is the wallet of someone who is always prepared.
Image 75732   01-10-16   Uploaded by    nimbus
Image 75731 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by A Decent Fellow. Boo, A Decent Fellow.
Score:
1089
 
 slowpoke: Now, for your entrance example, figure out which of these 17,500 wires is incorrect. You have 15 minutes. You can use your reference books.
 UltraBeverly: Girls can't oscilloscope, that's ridiculous!
 AdamBomb286: The 1970s cure for female hysteria
 WaffleIron: The memory in the apollo guidance computer was knitted by a team of old ladies.
 heck: ohm la la
 Morn Bumbies: prototype for one of those new intravaginal speakers
 Anus: I'm ready for my probing now
Image 75730   01-10-16   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
420
 
 Jeannie C: Let the little (girl) children come unto me. Implies some disturbing things about Mormon Jesus.
 Anus: Once Jesus learned how to turn water into fly honeys, he took off and was never heard from again
 sumodrsn: Almost end of the season on The Bachelor! TIME FOR FANTASY SUITES!!!
 UltraBeverly: Black dudes get all dem biotches :(
 AdamBomb286: Jesus is my co-pilot. And we are cruisin' for pus5y.
 Wet farts: Jesus gets all the bitches
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Mormon Jesus, where the white women at?" Mormon Jesus: "don't worry about it playa!"
 duckfarts: O.Geezy got some strong game
 a robot: @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN One of my top rated comments is just me calling out to you, so as far as I'm concerned you are a treasure. You always come back when we need you the most
 Grandma P: This was how church was back in my day.
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Rejected Beach Boys album cover
 gary: @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN You have been missed my ranty friend.
 SoyUnPerdedor: @Warrax this must be Mormon Jesus
 funy speling: Jesus loves all white women; blonde, brunette, or redhead, all are bangable in his eyes.
 Annoying Vegan : @WaffleIron But if you include young boys in the count...
 KnowLifer: Hey guys, let's argue here!
 WTF: Hey baby, have you ever made it with the a Son of a God?
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: @Robespierre The bible tells the rest of the story, just ignore the bits about the fingernails
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: @a robot I PROMISE I WONT LEAVE THIS TIME
 a robot: Welcome back, @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN
 madmax1: NOW it's all starting to make sense! Thank you, @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN!
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: @Robespierre UNTIL IT TURNS OUT THE GINGER DOESN'T HAVE A NATURAL HAIR COLOUR AND JESUS IS LIKE THIS IS FRAUDULENT BUT THEN JESUS'S ASS IS BLASTED BY THE ASS BLASTER MASTER THAT IS SATAN AND OH YEAH SOMETHING ABOUT SEAGULL ADOPTION
 Prefuse: Nothing fraudulent there, @BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN. Insane, yes, but not fraudulent.
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: I HOPE THEY'RE ALL TRAINED ASSASSINS AROUND JESUS AND THEN THEY TRY TO ASSASSINATE HIM BUT HE PERFORMS HIS SIGNATURE MIRACLE SUPLEX! AND THEY'RE LIKE OH SHIT BUT THE RED HEAD USES GINGER POWER AND JESUS DIES BUT COMES BACK 3 DAYS LATER AND SATAN APPEARS AND IS LIEK WHAT DID I MISS AND THEN JESUS DOES HIS SIGNATURE MIRACLE SUPLEX! BUT SATAN IS THE ASS BLASTER MASTER SO HE WINS
 WaffleIron: The difference between a religion and a cult is how many women the leader sleeps with.
 Mitchell: Sorry, Jesus only digs blondes and red heads.
 Mr. Butt: I didn't think the new season of Full House would be any good, but I was pleasantly surprised.
 Magma Safe: Non of those people look middle eastern
Image 75729   01-10-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
261
 
 sir toke a lot: @Jeannie C: It seems to wander in and out periodically, obviously busier than I have been at work lately
 Jeannie C: @Robespierre Where is Korrok? Haven't seen him lately.
 Beef Supreme: @WaffleIron Pepperidge Farm remembers...
 Beef Supreme: @Wafflr
 WaffleIron: Hey guys, remember when MTV stood for "Music TeleVision"? Remember when they played Music Videos.
 Jesus: why are people voting "rad" on this. it appears to be from a tv show, and the third panel is stupidly tiny, all bad things in my book
 TrumpyTrump: ughhhhhhhh
 original og: That's a good question, @San DoDo - somebody put a "fedora" on me yesterday for some stupid reason.
 San DoDo: Why do we have to put a label on everything
 Beef Supreme: You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Image 75728   01-10-16   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
715
 
 CrustyDusty: Now, be a good little doggie, or you'll wind up like mommy and daddy here, mmmkay?
 duckfarts: ...very good....the meal is progressing as planned.....
 Jart Plongo: Somebody give Dobby a pork chop
 Anus: He's prairie doggin it
 Annoying Vegan : A good dog.
 ITS TAPE: You'll never want anything in life with the same primordial intensity with which this dog wants that meat.
 WaffleIron: "hello fellow hooman, I enjoyed the sports on the glowing rectangle lsat night as well. when do we eat?"
 XLY: How many times are you going to rotate the damn things lets eat duuuuude they've been ready shit
 J. Random Bozo: Rex waits to put the marinade on, just like he was trained
Image 75727   01-10-16   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
201
 
 SomeCanadian: Not possible, unless they had a laser etcher.
 carpwoman: On a penny?
 KnowLifer: I've never seen a virus reproducing this fast.
Image 75726   01-10-16   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
560
 
 duckfarts: actually two kids and a severed head
 discodisco: can you dig it?........
 livelovebarf: Her het two gotdam... somthing... is that... I don't... unrgh
 a robot: Is this the new version of Rocky Horror Picture Show? Riff-Raff is sexier than I remembered
 professorpig: THERE's your problem
 Lutha: descendants of m.c. escher
 Theta Zero: Hunchbacks need love too
Image 75725   01-10-16   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
264
 
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: In Hazzard County maybe?
 Black Jesus: I hate star wars
 huskyboy: @Statutory Ape: In my truck, maybe. In my wife's Fiat, doubtful.
 Matt Face: Do you have the testicular fortitude to take this detour?
Image 75724   01-10-16   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
381
 
 AdamBomb286: Welcome to Monday Night Raw!
 duckfarts: nothing's more romantic than burning a drifter
 EvilOtter: Give her the log!
 Janston: Apple Cabin Farms... Night loaf?
 Poop van Pants: It dosent crackle, it goes " Boioioioioiinngg"
 gary: Sinister stuff.
 Eleftheros: @Warrax well good news! It's a suppository.
 chunk norris: That's a big Cialis pill
 Lutha: When you want to get the job done right, reach for an Arson brand fire log.
 Matt Face: Prepare your anus.
 Chronic Fatigue: Works every time, just like Colt 45 malt liquor.
Image 75723   01-10-16   Uploaded by    mrdiron
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