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269165  AdaMan: Swing and a miss

269200  dangerkeith3000: @Knice The dictionaries disagree. Now how about you enjoy a nice glass of detective Tutuola?

269152  dangerkeith3000: Stupid sexy mannequin...

269210  ani625: Shitting shit or shitting bricks?

269165  dangerkeith3000: I don't know why anyone would photoshop this,but it has to be.

269184  Incubi: Forgot to include "female preferred" like only the best classified ads have

269171  dangerkeith3000: This gay porn is off to a slow start.

269174  dangerkeith3000: I had celery this morning. Is this going to happen to me?

269200  Knice: UNSWEET IS NOT A WORD.

269207  Knice: very flirt

269208  Knice: Illumination confirmed.

269203  KingTrebek: Traditional Oklahoma garb

269180  dangerkeith3000: I'll sacrifice the huge dump they just took.

269205  KingTrebek: At first glance I thought this was a mirror that showed one's inner beauty

269207  KingTrebek: Your dog thinks you're into them

269197  Incubi: Fishots

269183  dangerkeith3000: @wolfpk I see what you did there

269184  dangerkeith3000: That poor guy doesn't know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich?

269199  Knice: Must be cold AF.

269190  Knice: Pockcat

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

269111 DrNinjaman: Thermite lance

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269165 AdaMan: Swing and a miss

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?



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Score:
409
 
 chhumphrey: As a tuba player, I can relate to this music.
 forkbear: @Uncle Phil perfect hahahaha
 Porbo Mellus: Like the comment Bob Weir made to Dave Hassinger when Anthem Of the Sun was being mixed down: "Here I want it to sound like thick air."
 SomeCanadian: I have no mouth and I must crescendo.
 Uncle Phil: I'm already resting as loudly as I can!
Image 74687   01-05-16   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
261
 
 Awwa1: Oh no! I just remembered! I'm a leftie!
 HolyBatman: broke his own arm so it couldn't stab him in the back
 romangreek: I'm onto you fingers, dawg.
Image 74686   01-05-16   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
80
 
 etc: I read a few sentences then just skipped it. This reminds me of the notes our certifiably insane neighbor a floor below us would leave at our fire escape exit.... just... really unsettling gibberish type stuff
 Renk: Tl;dr
 Korrok: "Why is everything in quotes?"
 Awwa1: "Yea! Just keep writing those notes to mommy! You're never getting out of here!"
 grandma: so, the antipsychotics are not quite dialed in yet I take it
 a sedated moose: No, kid, you've got it all wrong; you should pee on everything! You're a man! The world is your toilet!
 twisty: Someone needs professional help.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Leave the Waughing to Evelyn, kid
 Kohapi: I know when you're hit on the head you should always "waugh". otherwise i don't know.
 a robot: what
Image 74685   01-05-16   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
135
 
 Mahspoontoobig: Dude looks like he's got ramen noodles for hair
 Viles Davis: Life...finds a way.
 windows96: Rick Ocasek: The Mashed Potato Years
Image 74684   01-05-16   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
609
 
 Korrok: Hmm... Hmm indeed.
 Korrok: Hmm... good no longer works. How 'bout this? Or maybe allowed. or perhaps approve?
 Korrok: goods opinion is unwanted, however not incorrect.
 Viles Davis: My opinion is unwanted.
 FarmerWalk: kind of a nachos killer
 The Dog Dies: That's what you get for eating an octopus whole.
 Noremak: One out of three. I can't wait to see the other two!
 hurr: @a robot indeed (i guess...i don't recall anything about nachos))
 a sedated moose: Would totally accept dome from this filly.
 Kohapi: Tongue of Cthullu
 a robot: @hurr Is nachos the newest Spaceship Switcheroo?
 balloon: @hurr: Blackout In The Red Room
 Meow: Splatoon is awesome and you should probably just play it
 hurr: you know when you read the internet standard comments like "i got the weirdest nachos right now"? this time i kinda mean it...i'm freaked put buy tentacles and those sucky things...but i see the possiblities aswell. i hate/love this :(
 Mexico: I knew there were children born from hentai.
 Knice: Man, she really likes Cheerios.
 Kermit: My opinion is unwanted.
Image 74683   01-05-16   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
623
 
 Awwa1: Safety glasses on back order again Stan?
 Viles Davis: 2001: A Minimum-Wage Odyssey
 Wolfe: At least he's wearing SOMETHING. Better than most of my coworkers do...
 Rhombo Dimple: voted rad for obvious reasons
 al8man: Boy... I will try this at home!
 Commodore 64: buckethead took a day job ?
 SoyUnPerdedor: Chinese OSHA don't give a fuck
 a robot: Not safe for work
 Flarmie: I saw what you did there.
Image 74682   01-05-16   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
653
 
 Awwa1: Killer robot warrior! But it transforms back into a Yugo!
 Viles Davis: Now I understand Megatron's voice.
 Jennerator: Robotty Potty
 Kool Aid Man: Optimus Slav
 KWIM: Taking car farts to the next level.
 Fantasy: That's all you could get it to do? Poop?
 Kohapi: Product of generations of Transformer inbreeding
 Micro Jackson: Need more fiber in your tank
Image 74681   01-05-16   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
380
 
 sopwath: I'm not a Horse, I'm a broom.
 nlx27: the wizard stave completes this
 ottorongo: See, They were right, first you let gays marry, and then this. Thanks, Obama,
 waffle iron: That is disgusting, that is a pony. Only girlfriends are okay for that
 KWIM: Well, they look pretty happy so who am I to judge?
 arctic fox: Is Your Wife a Horse?
 Drump Porbs: He's blind and probably never actually touched a woman. I guess you just take what you can get.
 Knice: She cute tho
 HermwoodLitmajor: Love wins!
 hurr: can she introduce me to butt-stallion from borderlands? she's a cutie fo'sho'
 Catcat: So, how many gems did you give her?
Image 74680   01-05-16   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
74
 
 Knice: Get back to class, Garfield.
 a robot: Elementary school bathroom graffiti, so edgy
 VoR: I can't help but find girls on Horses hot...
Image 74679   01-05-16   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
1093
 
 Yttermayn : Apple?
 Jennerator: I clicked rad to jump the score from 665 to 666 but it jumped to 687 instead
 Ouroborus: Weird chess set, bro.
 Peeve: *touches tip of pencil to paper* *snaps instantly*
 Kohapi: you know, that is pretty wicked cool
 Mitchell: Procrastination taken beyond art, bravo.
 Knice: Scan-Tron got me like...
 dark.elf.raya: So... How big is this pencil? We need a yellow-curved-fruit for scale
Image 74678   01-05-16   Uploaded by    eider
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