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248535  charlemagne: no added salt. unless you count your tears

248533  Christina: @TurkeyVulture You test for midichlorians.

248538  Yurishiro: I do this when I'm bored at restaurants

248539  Yurishiro: But is she annoying? *WINK*

248536  WannaBee: I'll name him Sid.

248530  Side Boob: It's you! You're the good boy!

248449  glenalec: Luckily I wear daipers!

248488  Dresdenkeogh: Needs a tattoo

248528  funny in the wall: The fuck is this?

248497  glenalec: Kitty's got.. blue eyes. Like a blue blue day.

248532  DrinkMixMan: Like he said, he's not a bloody taxi service. Yet.

248536  DrinkMixMan: aarf lmao

168413  Felicity: Alternatively, avoid making coffee so hot that it causes severe burns

248508  glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248364  Dresdenkeogh: @Peter Pantsless I'm just really happy people got it.

248536  WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Whoo... foul stench."

248531  Jabberwikket: Move along! Nothing to see! Definitely no floating going on down here!

248521  Not A Bot: Car is not a girl. 3/10.

248529  carpwoman: Idiot is right.

248536  dobbiesdoogs: an interstellar hit-dog, compliments of xur

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248338 Robespierre: @Side Boob If there were a Confederate flag visible there would be even more whingeing in here.

248508 glenalec: Jerkin 9 to 5. What a way to make a living!

248355 addend: (Puts it in reverse.)

248316 Yurishiro: @Christina I believe watermelons are smaller.

248291 Kaviri: Eloise at the Plaza.

248396 Dreforian: Little in the middle but she got much back

248458 Shay: Instructions not clear, so *HONK HONK*

248339 Robespierre: Something something Jimmy Carter

248385 nightmarez: You get em @Yam

248470 Greifer: i take eight!



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Score:
383
 
 chhumphrey: As a tuba player, I can relate to this music.
 forkbear: @Uncle Phil perfect hahahaha
 Porbo Mellus: Like the comment Bob Weir made to Dave Hassinger when Anthem Of the Sun was being mixed down: "Here I want it to sound like thick air."
 SomeCanadian: I have no mouth and I must crescendo.
 Uncle Phil: I'm already resting as loudly as I can!
Image 74687   01-05-16   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
261
 
 Awwa1: Oh no! I just remembered! I'm a leftie!
 HolyBatman: broke his own arm so it couldn't stab him in the back
 romangreek: I'm onto you fingers, dawg.
Image 74686   01-05-16   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
Score:
80
 
 etc: I read a few sentences then just skipped it. This reminds me of the notes our certifiably insane neighbor a floor below us would leave at our fire escape exit.... just... really unsettling gibberish type stuff
 Renk: Tl;dr
 Korrok: "Why is everything in quotes?"
 Awwa1: "Yea! Just keep writing those notes to mommy! You're never getting out of here!"
 grandma: so, the antipsychotics are not quite dialed in yet I take it
 a sedated moose: No, kid, you've got it all wrong; you should pee on everything! You're a man! The world is your toilet!
 twisty: Someone needs professional help.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Leave the Waughing to Evelyn, kid
 Kohapi: I know when you're hit on the head you should always "waugh". otherwise i don't know.
 a robot: what
Image 74685   01-05-16   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
135
 
 Mahspoontoobig: Dude looks like he's got ramen noodles for hair
 Viles Davis: Life...finds a way.
 windows96: Rick Ocasek: The Mashed Potato Years
Image 74684   01-05-16   Uploaded by    randomhobo
Score:
581
 
 Korrok: Hmm... Hmm indeed.
 Korrok: Hmm... good no longer works. How 'bout this? Or maybe allowed. or perhaps approve?
 Korrok: goods opinion is unwanted, however not incorrect.
 Viles Davis: My opinion is unwanted.
 FarmerWalk: kind of a nachos killer
 The Dog Dies: That's what you get for eating an octopus whole.
 Noremak: One out of three. I can't wait to see the other two!
 hurr: @a robot indeed (i guess...i don't recall anything about nachos))
 a sedated moose: Would totally accept dome from this filly.
 Kohapi: Tongue of Cthullu
 a robot: @hurr Is nachos the newest Spaceship Switcheroo?
 balloon: @hurr: Blackout In The Red Room
 Meow: Splatoon is awesome and you should probably just play it
 hurr: you know when you read the internet standard comments like "i got the weirdest nachos right now"? this time i kinda mean it...i'm freaked put buy tentacles and those sucky things...but i see the possiblities aswell. i hate/love this :(
 Mexico: I knew there were children born from hentai.
 Knice: Man, she really likes Cheerios.
 Kermit: My opinion is unwanted.
Image 74683   01-05-16   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
623
 
 Awwa1: Safety glasses on back order again Stan?
 Viles Davis: 2001: A Minimum-Wage Odyssey
 Wolfe: At least he's wearing SOMETHING. Better than most of my coworkers do...
 Rhombo Dimple: voted rad for obvious reasons
 al8man: Boy... I will try this at home!
 Commodore 64: buckethead took a day job ?
 SoyUnPerdedor: Chinese OSHA don't give a fuck
 a robot: Not safe for work
 Flarmie: I saw what you did there.
Image 74682   01-05-16   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
653
 
 Awwa1: Killer robot warrior! But it transforms back into a Yugo!
 Viles Davis: Now I understand Megatron's voice.
 Jennerator: Robotty Potty
 Kool Aid Man: Optimus Slav
 KWIM: Taking car farts to the next level.
 Fantasy: That's all you could get it to do? Poop?
 Kohapi: Product of generations of Transformer inbreeding
 Micro Jackson: Need more fiber in your tank
Image 74681   01-05-16   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
355
 
 sopwath: I'm not a Horse, I'm a broom.
 nlx27: the wizard stave completes this
 ottorongo: See, They were right, first you let gays marry, and then this. Thanks, Obama,
 waffle iron: That is disgusting, that is a pony. Only girlfriends are okay for that
 KWIM: Well, they look pretty happy so who am I to judge?
 arctic fox: Is Your Wife a Horse?
 Drump Porbs: He's blind and probably never actually touched a woman. I guess you just take what you can get.
 Knice: She cute tho
 HermwoodLitmajor: Love wins!
 hurr: can she introduce me to butt-stallion from borderlands? she's a cutie fo'sho'
 Catcat: So, how many gems did you give her?
Image 74680   01-05-16   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
84
 
 Knice: Get back to class, Garfield.
 a robot: Elementary school bathroom graffiti, so edgy
 VoR: I can't help but find girls on Horses hot...
Image 74679   01-05-16   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
1066
 
 Yttermayn : Apple?
 Jennerator: I clicked rad to jump the score from 665 to 666 but it jumped to 687 instead
 Ouroborus: Weird chess set, bro.
 Peeve: *touches tip of pencil to paper* *snaps instantly*
 Kohapi: you know, that is pretty wicked cool
 Mitchell: Procrastination taken beyond art, bravo.
 Knice: Scan-Tron got me like...
 dark.elf.raya: So... How big is this pencil? We need a yellow-curved-fruit for scale
Image 74678   01-05-16   Uploaded by    eider
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