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262915  Robespierre: That's an odd neighborhood for a palace

262916  Robespierre: Vacancy of North Korea

262919  Robespierre: Into the Zoid Void

262931  WannaBee: I thought this was a Cheeto.

262942  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, enemy soldier. Just go ahead and shoot me so I don't get killed by that thing."

262932  Peter Pantsless: "I could totally take him."

262920  FabricMan: "14" != "14"u

262924  FabricMan: Doesn't anybody hoot anymore?!

262925  FabricMan: @Mr. Whiskers You had no trouble making a deposit at the bank...

262925  grizzly: Hacks

262922  Butcherboy: Dude youre getting a dell

262923  sparenamelaptopdied: "5mbx3"?

262938  Jolly Well: 145986

262938  Rocky XLVII: C'mon, Meegan!

262938  booger: She wants that cobbguana

262938  Jolly Well: I adore this one!

262930  Peter Pantsless: "Please leave the room."

262924  Mr. Whiskers: WHOOOO is he!?!?

262925  Mr. Whiskers: "Floating the Wagon Across" sounds like a euphemism for taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, if you know what I mean

262914  Peter Pantsless: @Mr. Whiskers I had like one game that actually worked with it. Too bad the game sucked

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262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

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262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

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Score:
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 eyg: After prom, he hopes for a treesome.
 Rembo Prundus: What the hell are you doing? Boys shouldn't feel the wood.
 Rachelina: Ted Scruz - not any time soon, but eventually
 whiplash: Aww, his tie matches her dress.
 hexxx: @zazzer Sperm Thrall is my thrash metal band
 MassDefect: @Coolguy Right to left, right?
 Coolguy: Would, wood, wouldn't ... In that order...
 Lousy AI: Dang dude, you really gonna feel her up in front of her folks like that?
 jayjay: Beautiful group wedding between a Goddess, a Great Oak, and a sperm thrall.
Image 73818   12-31-15   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
256
 
 Korrok: Wow, that actually worked!
 Korrok: KORROK
 edgarallendoh: Hmm, yes, rebellious but still tasteful
 Anus: Memento: level 0
 Jaunty Shrimp: Da tattoo!! Da tattoo!
 Jennerator: @Headoftheclass SNARKY REPLY
 ghostly: this guy is into generic rebellion
 Lousy AI: RICKI NO NOT THAT GUY
 WTF: He couldn't spell "Herve Villechaize".
 Headoftheclass: COMMENT
Image 73817   12-31-15   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Image 73816 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jonananathan. We'll pray for you, Jonananathan.
Score:
264
 
 your nana: you can shout the command until you're blue in the face, but no wall-fucking will be done until someone drills a hole first
 beep: Down with this sort of thing!
 east bay: @underwear I desparately want that to be true.
 Anus: Fuck this next comment that hasn't been made yet
 Lousy AI: "Yeah, hop off the train at Brigham Circle and walk until you hit South Huntington, my apartmen is the one where someone wrote 'fuck this' multiple times in a desperate scrawl on the front."
 underwear: Imagining the dark blue arrow at the top is just below "Yeah, fuck that!'
Image 73815   12-31-15   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
421
 
 Largehand: apluazmxpmv
 vdzsxqweq: vdzsxqweq
 gromire: gimme a week and half your paycheck, ill be ruining you business suits and causing mayhem soon!
 Jennerator: Before he was adopted he was sad. Now he is sad with better color saturation
 Lousy AI: "And for the last part of our plan we'll need the world's greatest lockpick, Philip Barko. He's locked up, but thankfully the Governor owes me a favor..."
 Kermit: That's a cute guinea pig.
 Urn BooUrn: Dogs. Now available in palm size.
 Falstaff: The face of a killer.
Image 73814   12-31-15   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
501
 
 Ojitheunseen: I'm deeping engaged in this story.
 Porbo Mellus: Remember, folks - stereotyping is bad. Chicks hate that.
 hurr: i see people like my comment...and i see my drunken typos...wish i could edit my post :(
 San DoDo: Do you even vape bro?
 hurr: everytime someone metions feminism (in any way) i hate both party involved beacuse no one can discuss that shit like grown ups anymore. people are people fuck who they are what they are or who they fuck. shouldn't be so hard to treat all the idiots equally
 Muncharito Beanworld: Pfffff, welcome to my Saturday night.
 humanfog: makes u think
 Yttermayn : He would eat healthier if she'd just go make him a sandwich.
 Coolguy: Clever girl...
 Chronic Fatigue: Tipping his Fedora back, he wiped the beads of sweat from his brow.
 morakdais: She posted, then cried herself to sleep in her cold empty bed.
 Lousy AI: "Vaping Mountain Dew?" he chuckled to himself, loading up the whip and cranking the temperature. "Sure, what's the wort that can WELCOME TO MY LAIR MORTAL!" screamed the Neon God "PREPARE FOR MORTAL KOMBAT!"
 Kermit: Remember, no matter what side of an issue you are on you are probably surrounded by assholes.
 Janston: Truly the Virginia Wolf of our time.
Image 73813   12-31-15   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
501
 
 Galacta: I can't handle how rad this is.
 your nana: i see words as pictures
 Kevin II: Cool, an image typing machine. A million monkeys could type The last supper on this.
 hanky: Ownssssss
 inaquian: Is this a real thing? Can I buy one?!
 Jaunty Shrimp: How do you spell rad with asdf jkl;?
 Lousy AI: This really helps explain why all my new paintbrushes do is paint rought drafts of technical manuals.
 Janston: Oh is this the Jack London - Bob Ross collaboration?
 luxbu: *typing* h a p p y l i t t l e t r e e
 WaffleIron: But does it make waffles?
 dark.elf.raya: I have a picture of this! It's a beautiful creation!
Image 73812   12-31-15   Uploaded by    beep
Score:
149
 
 your nana: he didn't wait for "simon says"
 totaljihad: ... and here we are.
 Beef Supreme: Budd Dwyer approves.
 ruiner: Yeeesh, been there brother....
 Chronic Fatigue: We did that last week
 morakdais: I SEES what you tried to do there
 Lousy AI: This and other side effects may occur while on Ambien!
 ghostly: not that crazy
 shitshow: If it's your own brain, always position the gun well under your neck and back towards your brainstem. (the more you know)
 WaffleIron: Ayyy lmao so random.
Image 73811   12-31-15   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
143
 
 beep: "is the"
 sandwiches: Made from a recipe handed down through the Are family generations by John Cecil Are himself.
 Jennerator: Yoda sees this sign and scowls
 Lousy AI: @Mr. Shine 8/10, loved the strawberry, but the doctor's not sure if my colon can be saved.
 house md: @Lousy AI How about the Big Mick? Or a strawberry milk shart?
Image 73810   12-31-15   Uploaded by    fart
Score:
115
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Magic Trump XXL
 big butt bum: holy shit lol @Lousy AI
 Borm Pumpies: I see you, Jesse Ventura. Sit down.
 Lousy AI: Figure 41: It took a lot of willpower, but the crowd managed to manifest Robin Williams circa 1981.
 Magma Safe: He's seems ready for ration discourse.
Image 73809   12-31-15   Uploaded by    snipdawg
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