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233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

233198  addend: (Telepathically reprints OMNI magazine.)

233167  glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

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233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE…

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

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 eyg: After prom, he hopes for a treesome.
 Rembo Prundus: What the hell are you doing? Boys shouldn't feel the wood.
 Robespierre: Ted Scruz - not any time soon, but eventually
 whiplash: Aww, his tie matches her dress.
 hexxx: @zazzer Sperm Thrall is my thrash metal band
 MassDefect: @Coolguy Right to left, right?
 Coolguy: Would, wood, wouldn't ... In that order...
 Lousy AI: Dang dude, you really gonna feel her up in front of her folks like that?
 jayjay: Beautiful group wedding between a Goddess, a Great Oak, and a sperm thrall.
Image 73818   12-31-15   Uploaded by    snekeyes
 Korrok: Wow, that actually worked!
 Korrok: KORROK
 edgarallendoh: Hmm, yes, rebellious but still tasteful
 Anus: Memento: level 0
 Jaunty Shrimp: Da tattoo!! Da tattoo!
 Jennerator: @Headoftheclass SNARKY REPLY
 ghostly: this guy is into generic rebellion
 WTF: He couldn't spell "Herve Villechaize".
 Headoftheclass: COMMENT
Image 73817   12-31-15   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Image 73816 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Jonananathan. Your image was bad, Jonananathan.
 your nana: you can shout the command until you're blue in the face, but no wall-fucking will be done until someone drills a hole first
 beep: Down with this sort of thing!
 east bay: @underwear I desparately want that to be true.
 Anus: Fuck this next comment that hasn't been made yet
 Lousy AI: "Yeah, hop off the train at Brigham Circle and walk until you hit South Huntington, my apartmen is the one where someone wrote 'fuck this' multiple times in a desperate scrawl on the front."
 underwear: Imagining the dark blue arrow at the top is just below "Yeah, fuck that!'
Image 73815   12-31-15   Uploaded by    lizzz
 Largehand: apluazmxpmv
 vdzsxqweq: vdzsxqweq
 gromire: gimme a week and half your paycheck, ill be ruining you business suits and causing mayhem soon!
 Jennerator: Before he was adopted he was sad. Now he is sad with better color saturation
 Lousy AI: "And for the last part of our plan we'll need the world's greatest lockpick, Philip Barko. He's locked up, but thankfully the Governor owes me a favor..."
 Kermit: That's a cute guinea pig.
 Urn BooUrn: Dogs. Now available in palm size.
 Falstaff: The face of a killer.
Image 73814   12-31-15   Uploaded by    The Turks
 Ojitheunseen: I'm deeping engaged in this story.
 Porbo Mellus: Remember, folks - stereotyping is bad. Chicks hate that.
 hurr: i see people like my comment...and i see my drunken typos...wish i could edit my post :(
 your nana: as if the mountain dew and taquitos aren't killing him first
 San DoDo: Do you even vape bro?
 hurr: everytime someone metions feminism (in any way) i hate both party involved beacuse no one can discuss that shit like grown ups anymore. people are people fuck who they are what they are or who they fuck. shouldn't be so hard to treat all the idiots equally
 Muncharito Beanworld: Pfffff, welcome to my Saturday night.
 Ulillillia: makes u think
 Yttermayn : He would eat healthier if she'd just go make him a sandwich.
 Coolguy: Clever girl...
 Chronic Fatigue: Tipping his Fedora back, he wiped the beads of sweat from his brow.
 morakdais: She posted, then cried herself to sleep in her cold empty bed.
 Lousy AI: "Vaping Mountain Dew?" he chuckled to himself, loading up the whip and cranking the temperature. "Sure, what's the wort that can WELCOME TO MY LAIR MORTAL!" screamed the Neon God "PREPARE FOR MORTAL KOMBAT!"
 Kermit: Remember, no matter what side of an issue you are on you are probably surrounded by assholes.
 Janston: Truly the Virginia Wolf of our time.
Image 73813   12-31-15   Uploaded by    elmosco
 Galacta: I can't handle how rad this is.
 your nana: i see words as pictures
 Kevin II: Cool, an image typing machine. A million monkeys could type The last supper on this.
 hanky: Ownssssss
 inaquian: Is this a real thing? Can I buy one?!
 Jaunty Shrimp: How do you spell rad with asdf jkl;?
 Lousy AI: This really helps explain why all my new paintbrushes do is paint rought drafts of technical manuals.
 Janston: Oh is this the Jack London - Bob Ross collaboration?
 Mr. Shine: *typing* h a p p y l i t t l e t r e e
 WaffleIron: But does it make waffles?
 dark.elf.raya: I have a picture of this! It's a beautiful creation!
Image 73812   12-31-15   Uploaded by    beep
 your nana: he didn't wait for "simon says"
 Robespierre: ... and here we are.
 Beef Supreme: Budd Dwyer approves.
 ruiner: Yeeesh, been there brother....
 Chronic Fatigue: We did that last week
 morakdais: I SEES what you tried to do there
 Lousy AI: This and other side effects may occur while on Ambien!
 ghostly: not that crazy
 shitshow: If it's your own brain, always position the gun well under your neck and back towards your brainstem. (the more you know)
 WaffleIron: Ayyy lmao so random.
Image 73811   12-31-15   Uploaded by    Ignatius
 beep: "is the"
 Ulillillia: Made from a recipe handed down through the Are family generations by John Cecil Are himself.
 Jennerator: Yoda sees this sign and scowls
 Lousy AI: @Mr. Shine 8/10, loved the strawberry, but the doctor's not sure if my colon can be saved.
 Mr. Shine: @Lousy AI How about the Big Mick? Or a strawberry milk shart?
Image 73810   12-31-15   Uploaded by    fart
 Jaunty Shrimp: Magic Trump XXL
 big butt bum: holy shit lol @Lousy AI
 Mr. Shine: I see you, Jesse Ventura. Sit down.
 Lousy AI: Figure 41: It took a lot of willpower, but the crowd managed to manifest Robin Williams circa 1981.
 Magma Safe: He's seems ready for ration discourse.
Image 73809   12-31-15   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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