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262457  Not A Bot: refreshments for sparkle ponies

262449  dangerkeith3000: The Scottish dialect is so beautiful.

262452  dangerkeith3000: October 1995, that is!

262454  antipatterns: W A T E R M A R K

262446  smusher: Shit, that's depressing

262440  antipatterns: If Americans don't eat more beautiful people soon, China will surpass us

262397  Korrok: I've seen worse....

262459  someguynameded: Put the D in her A and it's all ok

262449  Off Topic: I do. Does that really mean I'm a princess?

262377  Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262444  KyleisBobDole: Ooh watcha saaaaaay, ooh that you only meant well

262419  Not A Bot: Fuck you sign, I do what I want!

262445  Robespierre: On your marks ... get set ... FEED ME!

262447  Robespierre: Berber basking

262448  Robespierre: Wy yew flashing us, hoomin?

262439  Robespierre: In all those familiar places

262448  Yam: Man, that is adorable

262440  Robespierre: @Palm Flungo "Eat It Like a Man" doesn't include salad - it's an additional $2.98.

262442  Robespierre: Entering Heavy Rotation orbit

262443  Robespierre: Trumpenstine stomps the Texas terra

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

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262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Science: @Rart Brongo: It's not your job to police the highway - if someone wants to go 150, get the hell out of their way and let them pass.

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 Virt Flumbies: Does a bear fuck in the woods?
 Thuft Grunoble: ...but Yogi, the ranger would never approve...
 Duld Grunupert: bear necessities
 Lawn Horpomple: Is your fiancee a bear?
 Bengo Plemongo: Married a bear? Thanks Obama!
 Gang Albungo: tastes like chicken..
 Pewn Brumbies: @Jennerator: Part of her will go on inside him.
 Crolm Broble: Until death by mauling do they part
 Gurb Plemumple: Maybe 'cause I'm a bear. A bear, a bear. Maybe babe it's 'cause I'm a bear. A bear, oh.
 Bert Rempungo: photographer: Katerina Plotnikova
 Leld Gruble: The grizzley truth is that they bearly know each other. They're polar opposites. All this can result in is complete panda-monium.
 Frurm Plemombies: Loooove, look at the two of us / Strangers in many waaaaaaays...
Image 73170   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Lurm Horpomple
 Rempo Brongo: I cannot believe I haven't done this yet.
 Beld Brungo: bubbles is getting artistic
 Lungo Flumombies: The Flash being a dick + a single shopping cart
 Gump Grunumbies: gangbang
 Parm Albungus: dick level 9000
 Palm Flungus: This is a naturally occurring phenomenon, caused by a carts affinity for smooth doors and shiny paint. They all try to converge and ding at once and a new being is formed.
 Haft Bruble: That's one hell of a cart wheel.
 Jerb Plemumple: Brings a whole new perspective to the term "cart corral"
Image 73169   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Hold Albongo
 Frung Floble: Iceman's first appearance in the X-Men was... not so great.
 Durbo Flumbies: thank god for global warming
 Jolm Grupert: Amusing. The last Earthling to choose the form of the Destructor thought very similarly
 Jampo Grunombies: Those are bugles brand corn chips (TM), Robespierre
 Merm Drumongus: Those are parsnips, aren't they? They have parsnips for noses.
 Flaple Flumungo: Snowmen with heat vision? I think I see a chink in the armor.
 Themp Grunumple: Temperatures above 32 degrees! My only weakness!
 Rerm Drumopert: Oh, no! Snowmen are invulnerable! Hey, wait a minute...
 Raft Horpongo: And then Calvin wakes up
Image 73168   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Juft Flumopert
 Pewn Brongus: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop posting on Friendly Spaceship
 Crarbo Rempuble: "Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! And another plane! And another! " ... sadly Jimmy Olsen was fired from his new job as an air traffic controller, and had to go beg for his old job at the daily planet.
 Ruld Drumoble: Stressed for success
Image 73167   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Crert Grongus
 Dongo Grungus: Aliens did 7-11.
 Jirm Grunoble: You think he's interested in aliens?
 Frilm Cremoble: I want to slurpee.
 Fruft Albongus: Owner loves some cosmic anal.
 Vurbo Brumple: Ayy lmao
 Flimpo Cremongus: Of those were "type-R" stickers, that car would be so fast! But conspiracy stickers just make you slow.
 Jown Flumomple: And yet no mention of anal probing. Curiouser and curiouser.
 Jung Flumungo: 7-11 is an alien conspiracy.
 Fromp Floble: Georgio Tsoukalos has a pretty modest ride.
 Merb Fluble: Here's another clue for you all / The walrus was Paul...
 Lalm Morpopert: I'm surprised they didn't keep this a-plus specimen.
 Fluple Flongus: 7-11 truther
Image 73166   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Jurbo Plemumbies
 Mampo Dampomple: When your nuts are showing
 Vold Cremumple: hey
 Giwn Plemungo: Chastity bolt.
 Crift Rempuble: lmaoo....
 Pemp Cremuble: If you think about it this is really fuckin punk rock
 Tring Grongo: Reason #14; "why you don't ever get screwed"
 Lemp Morpoble: *unbolts*
Image 73165   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Frerbo Morpopert
 Gengo Plemongo: @GLaDOS actually you use the discarded roll to scoop excess until you fill the tube
 Trort Plemoble: Wastefull! There's still some paper left on that first roll. And you can unpeel a couple layers off of the cardboard tube. LIFEHACK!
 Lilm Grunongo: Man, even the paper had to shit.
 Vemp Dampongo: This isn't how you replace a roll of toilet paper. The paper is supposed to be IN FRONT
Image 73164   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Bort Gropert
 Flild Rempumple: Ha. Inevitable.
 Mingo Plumbies: Nothing surprising about this
 Vilm Grongus: 2nd ending to v for vendetta not as good
 Flort Grungo: This makes me want to shit
 Mert Cremumple: "V For Valve Replacement"
 Tharm Plemumbies: Dude. I just. Why?
 Harb Grunombies: We are Anon, we are le----MOM, NEED MORE CEREAL!
 Purb Grombies: Don't worry about being anonymous; we don't want to know who you are.
 Miple Plungo: The truth can be painful, @hnnngh, but it had to be told.
 Trampo Grunumple: Average Anonymous user. I said it.
Image 73163   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Durt Albungus
 Buld Plemungo: *twitch* uncapitalized *twitch*
 Jongo Plomple: it sounds ridiculous, but it's fucking tasty as hell
 Jople Horpumbies: Oreoception
Image 73162   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Crumpo Flumoble
 Cremp Grunumbies: We're not coming down. The ground is hot lava.
 Fleft Grunungus: If I can't reincarnate as a cat, a goat will do.
 Trirbo Morpungus: Almost ripe. Soon: #56822
 Lelm Plupert: Noooope, Chuck Testa.
Image 73161   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Flown Albungus
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