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273194  Not A Bot: and you thought furries were bad.

273202  Dr Awkward: #noswitcherino

273194  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

273199  MasterTwig: Why is almost every single caption on a picture these days written both by, and for, complete morons?

273189  sundragon: we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, 'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, they're no friends of mine

272918  hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273192  sparename: St Brownwads Dog

273204  dobbiesdoogs: and now that kid has rabies

273203  Sadbot: Crom is my copilot and we're cruisin for lamentations

273203  Nope: That doesn't sound like jesus.

273203  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there

273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272998 wolfpk: Grandmother: I know, my grandson is a little asshole!

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.



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 inaquian: Does a bear fuck in the woods?
 duckfarts: ...but Yogi, the ranger would never approve...
 Frank herbert: bear necessities
 Janston: Is your fiancee a bear?
 titular role: Married a bear? Thanks Obama!
 jp: tastes like chicken..
 A duck: @Jennerator: Part of her will go on inside him.
 Jennerator: Until death by mauling do they part
 Alastair: Maybe 'cause I'm a bear. A bear, a bear. Maybe babe it's 'cause I'm a bear. A bear, oh.
 Annoying Vegan : photographer: Katerina Plotnikova
 MeTooAlso: The grizzley truth is that they bearly know each other. They're polar opposites. All this can result in is complete panda-monium.
 Wort Mumpus: Loooove, look at the two of us / Strangers in many waaaaaaays...
Image 73170   12-28-15   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
455
 
 gumble: I cannot believe I haven't done this yet.
 your nana: bubbles is getting artistic
 Jennerator: The Flash being a dick + a single shopping cart
 duckfarts: BEGIN THE SUMMONING
 San DoDo: gangbang
 Frank herbert: dick level 9000
 WaffleIron: This is a naturally occurring phenomenon, caused by a carts affinity for smooth doors and shiny paint. They all try to converge and ding at once and a new being is formed.
 MeTooAlso: That's one hell of a cart wheel.
 rubix1924: Brings a whole new perspective to the term "cart corral"
Image 73169   12-28-15   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
239
 
 Skinr: Iceman's first appearance in the X-Men was... not so great.
 duckfarts: thank god for global warming
 HermwoodLitmajor: Amusing. The last Earthling to choose the form of the Destructor thought very similarly
 Frorbo Cremomple: Those are bugles brand corn chips (TM), Robespierre
 drilldo: Those are parsnips, aren't they? They have parsnips for noses.
 MeTooAlso: Snowmen with heat vision? I think I see a chink in the armor.
 hnnngh: Temperatures above 32 degrees! My only weakness!
 pusha p: Oh, no! Snowmen are invulnerable! Hey, wait a minute...
 somedude: And then Calvin wakes up
Image 73168   12-28-15   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
107
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop posting on Friendly Spaceship
 SaltLick: "Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! And another plane! And another! " ... sadly Jimmy Olsen was fired from his new job as an air traffic controller, and had to go beg for his old job at the daily planet.
 Call Of Pooty: Stressed for success
Image 73167   12-28-15   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
318
 
 Galacta: Aliens did 7-11.
 SomeCanadian: You think he's interested in aliens?
 Reddest of Necks: I want to slurpee.
 Yttermayn : Owner loves some cosmic anal.
 mom: Ayy lmao
 Slickbrew: Of those were "type-R" stickers, that car would be so fast! But conspiracy stickers just make you slow.
 Headoftheclass: And yet no mention of anal probing. Curiouser and curiouser.
 WaffleIron: 7-11 is an alien conspiracy.
 hnnngh: Georgio Tsoukalos has a pretty modest ride.
 Soy Peso: Here's another clue for you all / The walrus was Paul...
 Knice: I'm surprised they didn't keep this a-plus specimen.
 somedude: 7-11 truther
Image 73166   12-28-15   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
174
 
 Eleftheros: When your nuts are showing
 duckfarts: hey buddy.....xyz
 Yttermayn : Chastity bolt.
 Bitcoin Burglar: lmaoo....
 Fanthemadman: If you think about it this is really fuckin punk rock
 Stoner: Reason #14; "why you don't ever get screwed"
 DQSpider: *unbolts*
Image 73165   12-28-15   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
166
 
 Frank herbert: @GLaDOS actually you use the discarded roll to scoop excess until you fill the tube
 phailsauce: Wastefull! There's still some paper left on that first roll. And you can unpeel a couple layers off of the cardboard tube. LIFEHACK!
 Knice: Man, even the paper had to shit.
 somedude: This isn't how you replace a roll of toilet paper. The paper is supposed to be IN FRONT
Image 73164   12-28-15   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
155
 
 Viles Davis: Ha. Inevitable.
 a robot: Nothing surprising about this
 Frank herbert: 2nd ending to v for vendetta not as good
 uncannie: This makes me want to shit
 AstoriaBum: "V For Valve Replacement"
 Me: Dude. I just. Why?
 Shay: We are Anon, we are le----MOM, NEED MORE CEREAL!
 Chronic Fatigue: Don't worry about being anonymous; we don't want to know who you are.
 eumoria: The truth can be painful, @hnnngh, but it had to be told.
 hnnngh: Average Anonymous user. I said it.
Image 73163   12-28-15   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
160
 
 Doc: *twitch* uncapitalized *twitch*
 dobbiesdoogs: it sounds ridiculous, but it's fucking tasty as hell
 Retromancer: Oreoception
Image 73162   12-28-15   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
358
 
 Alkavarion: We're not coming down. The ground is hot lava.
 celebgate: If I can't reincarnate as a cat, a goat will do.
 Knice: Almost ripe. Soon: #56822
 MeTooAlso: Noooope, Chuck Testa.
Image 73161   12-28-15   Uploaded by    butt poop
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