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234017  a robot: "Elmo"

234016  tib gubb: benadeto, no!

234015  a robot: Is your girlfriend a HACKER?

234024  marxist: Wow, Leeloo did not age well

234024  gggina: Edna Mode

233383  Mr Bleak: It's a safety feature! Think about it: he *is* going to drive really, really carefully and as well as he can...

234014  addend: "And we grew up just fine. ...Checkmate!"

233387  Mr Bleak: Beer: making people do stupid things since 4000BC. And then posting it online.

234009  addend: Jump down to #234007 next. Trust me.

234010  addend: Did they scramble "YOLO" or do a mediocre "OHIO"?

234011  addend: *3.

233405  Mr Bleak: @Mr Bleak For "Oygmy Owl" read "Pygmy Owl" - finger trouble.

234010  wolfpk: @Sadbot It's actually England; they are trying to confuse you.

233912  addend: (Wins election through write-in votes.)

233915  addend: "WTF am I doing /here/? This isn't a construction site."

234010  Sadbot: I'm unclear on the deceased's nationality. Australian? South African? I'm just not seeing any clues here...

233946  addend: "Okay now, nobody smile for the photo..."

234010  jochenau: OYO?

233953  addend: Freeze or use by age 40 :(

233874  thrilhouse: my sides hurt @bug

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233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!

233941 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233781 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233930 raditzu: Move woman, you're obscuring the view.

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Score:
399
 
 inaquian: Does a bear fuck in the woods?
 duckfarts: ...but Yogi, the ranger would never approve...
 Frank herbert: bear necessities
 Janston: Is your fiancee a bear?
 titular role: Married a bear? Thanks Obama!
 jp: tastes like chicken..
 A duck: @Jennerator: Part of her will go on inside him.
 Jennerator: Until death by mauling do they part
 Alastair: Maybe 'cause I'm a bear. A bear, a bear. Maybe babe it's 'cause I'm a bear. A bear, oh.
 Annoying Vegan : photographer: Katerina Plotnikova
 MeTooAlso: The grizzley truth is that they bearly know each other. They're polar opposites. All this can result in is complete panda-monium.
 Robespierre: Loooove, look at the two of us / Strangers in many waaaaaaays...
Image 73170   12-28-15   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
455
 
 gumble: I cannot believe I haven't done this yet.
 your nana: bubbles is getting artistic
 Jennerator: The Flash being a dick + a single shopping cart
 duckfarts: BEGIN THE SUMMONING
 San DoDo: gangbang
 Frank herbert: dick level 9000
 WaffleIron: This is a naturally occurring phenomenon, caused by a carts affinity for smooth doors and shiny paint. They all try to converge and ding at once and a new being is formed.
 MeTooAlso: That's one hell of a cart wheel.
 Robespierre: Brings a whole new perspective to the term "cart corral"
Image 73169   12-28-15   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
239
 
 Skinr: Iceman's first appearance in the X-Men was... not so great.
 duckfarts: thank god for global warming
 HermwoodLitmajor: Amusing. The last Earthling to choose the form of the Destructor thought very similarly
 Frorbo Cremomple: Those are bugles brand corn chips (TM), Robespierre
 Robespierre: Those are parsnips, aren't they? They have parsnips for noses.
 MeTooAlso: Snowmen with heat vision? I think I see a chink in the armor.
 hnnngh: Temperatures above 32 degrees! My only weakness!
 Robespierre: Oh, no! Snowmen are invulnerable! Hey, wait a minute...
 somedude: And then Calvin wakes up
Image 73168   12-28-15   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
107
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop posting on Friendly Spaceship
 SaltLick: "Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! And another plane! And another! " ... sadly Jimmy Olsen was fired from his new job as an air traffic controller, and had to go beg for his old job at the daily planet.
 Robespierre: Stressed for success
Image 73167   12-28-15   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
318
 
 Galacta: Aliens did 7-11.
 SomeCanadian: You think he's interested in aliens?
 Reddest of Necks: I want to slurpee.
 Yttermayn : Owner loves some cosmic anal.
 mom: Ayy lmao
 Slickbrew: Of those were "type-R" stickers, that car would be so fast! But conspiracy stickers just make you slow.
 Headoftheclass: And yet no mention of anal probing. Curiouser and curiouser.
 WaffleIron: 7-11 is an alien conspiracy.
 hnnngh: Georgio Tsoukalos has a pretty modest ride.
 Robespierre: Here's another clue for you all / The walrus was Paul...
 Knice: I'm surprised they didn't keep this a-plus specimen.
 somedude: 7-11 truther
Image 73166   12-28-15   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
174
 
 Eleftheros: When your nuts are showing
 duckfarts: hey buddy.....xyz
 Yttermayn : Chastity bolt.
 Bitcoin Burglar: lmaoo....
 Fanthemadman: If you think about it this is really fuckin punk rock
 Stoner: Reason #14; "why you don't ever get screwed"
 DQSpider: *unbolts*
Image 73165   12-28-15   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
166
 
 Frank herbert: @GLaDOS actually you use the discarded roll to scoop excess until you fill the tube
 phailsauce: Wastefull! There's still some paper left on that first roll. And you can unpeel a couple layers off of the cardboard tube. LIFEHACK!
 Knice: Man, even the paper had to shit.
 somedude: This isn't how you replace a roll of toilet paper. The paper is supposed to be IN FRONT
Image 73164   12-28-15   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
155
 
 Viles Davis: Ha. Inevitable.
 a robot: Nothing surprising about this
 Frank herbert: 2nd ending to v for vendetta not as good
 uncannie: This makes me want to shit
 AstoriaBum: "V For Valve Replacement"
 Me: Dude. I just. Why?
 Shay: We are Anon, we are le----MOM, NEED MORE CEREAL!
 Chronic Fatigue: Don't worry about being anonymous; we don't want to know who you are.
 Robespierre: The truth can be painful, @hnnngh, but it had to be told.
 hnnngh: Average Anonymous user. I said it.
Image 73163   12-28-15   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
160
 
 Doc: *twitch* uncapitalized *twitch*
 dobbiesdoogs: it sounds ridiculous, but it's fucking tasty as hell
 Retromancer: Oreoception
Image 73162   12-28-15   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
358
 
 Alkavarion: We're not coming down. The ground is hot lava.
 celebgate: If I can't reincarnate as a cat, a goat will do.
 Knice: Almost ripe. Soon: #56822
 MeTooAlso: Noooope, Chuck Testa.
Image 73161   12-28-15   Uploaded by    butt poop
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