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249431  Mr. Shine: *Ragged voice, weeping* POST IT AGAIN!!!!

249448  charlemagne: their children will never be able to retract their heads

249440  Mr. Shine: I've seen this exact thing several times with several different names. I no longer believe it ever happened.

249457  charlemagne: now eat his heart to gain his courage

249463  charlemagne: not too strong, or they will destroy and eat you to gain what is left of your courage

249456  ignatz: Wot evs

249460  tib gubb: still think the earth is round?

249460  dangerkeith3000: heeeeerreguuuuuuud!

249460  Yurishiro: Seems legit

249455  Amy Housewine: I was dragging behind in my reading, but I've tried to ketchup.

249442  antipatterns: Also Zizek needs to pull through so he can analyze these

249437  VoR: Three legged business man needs his coffee to take away!

249459  Yurishiro: What's up my knitta?!

249442  Bohab: Bojack is my spirit animal

249458  Yurishiro: Everything is a cactus if you're brave enough.

249442  antipatterns: 2 sad cartoon bois (don't be like these guys)

249444  Yurishiro: Touch down

249445  Yurishiro: Starvation of north korea.

249449  Yurishiro: Spray that shit

249365  Jabberwikket: @RiderFan, but its a Mann doing it....

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249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?



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Score:
399
 
 inaquian: Does a bear fuck in the woods?
 duckfarts: ...but Yogi, the ranger would never approve...
 Frank herbert: bear necessities
 Janston: Is your fiancee a bear?
 titular role: Married a bear? Thanks Obama!
 jp: tastes like chicken..
 A duck: @Jennerator: Part of her will go on inside him.
 Jennerator: Until death by mauling do they part
 Alastair: Maybe 'cause I'm a bear. A bear, a bear. Maybe babe it's 'cause I'm a bear. A bear, oh.
 Annoying Vegan : photographer: Katerina Plotnikova
 MeTooAlso: The grizzley truth is that they bearly know each other. They're polar opposites. All this can result in is complete panda-monium.
 Wort Mumpus: Loooove, look at the two of us / Strangers in many waaaaaaays...
Image 73170   12-28-15   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
455
 
 gumble: I cannot believe I haven't done this yet.
 your nana: bubbles is getting artistic
 Jennerator: The Flash being a dick + a single shopping cart
 duckfarts: BEGIN THE SUMMONING
 San DoDo: gangbang
 Frank herbert: dick level 9000
 WaffleIron: This is a naturally occurring phenomenon, caused by a carts affinity for smooth doors and shiny paint. They all try to converge and ding at once and a new being is formed.
 MeTooAlso: That's one hell of a cart wheel.
 rubix1924: Brings a whole new perspective to the term "cart corral"
Image 73169   12-28-15   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
239
 
 Skinr: Iceman's first appearance in the X-Men was... not so great.
 duckfarts: thank god for global warming
 HermwoodLitmajor: Amusing. The last Earthling to choose the form of the Destructor thought very similarly
 Frorbo Cremomple: Those are bugles brand corn chips (TM), Robespierre
 drilldo: Those are parsnips, aren't they? They have parsnips for noses.
 MeTooAlso: Snowmen with heat vision? I think I see a chink in the armor.
 hnnngh: Temperatures above 32 degrees! My only weakness!
 pusha p: Oh, no! Snowmen are invulnerable! Hey, wait a minute...
 somedude: And then Calvin wakes up
Image 73168   12-28-15   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
107
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop posting on Friendly Spaceship
 SaltLick: "Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! And another plane! And another! " ... sadly Jimmy Olsen was fired from his new job as an air traffic controller, and had to go beg for his old job at the daily planet.
 Call Of Pooty: Stressed for success
Image 73167   12-28-15   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
318
 
 Galacta: Aliens did 7-11.
 SomeCanadian: You think he's interested in aliens?
 Reddest of Necks: I want to slurpee.
 Yttermayn : Owner loves some cosmic anal.
 mom: Ayy lmao
 Slickbrew: Of those were "type-R" stickers, that car would be so fast! But conspiracy stickers just make you slow.
 Headoftheclass: And yet no mention of anal probing. Curiouser and curiouser.
 WaffleIron: 7-11 is an alien conspiracy.
 hnnngh: Georgio Tsoukalos has a pretty modest ride.
 Soy Peso: Here's another clue for you all / The walrus was Paul...
 Knice: I'm surprised they didn't keep this a-plus specimen.
 somedude: 7-11 truther
Image 73166   12-28-15   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
174
 
 Eleftheros: When your nuts are showing
 duckfarts: hey buddy.....xyz
 Yttermayn : Chastity bolt.
 Bitcoin Burglar: lmaoo....
 Fanthemadman: If you think about it this is really fuckin punk rock
 Stoner: Reason #14; "why you don't ever get screwed"
 DQSpider: *unbolts*
Image 73165   12-28-15   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
166
 
 Frank herbert: @GLaDOS actually you use the discarded roll to scoop excess until you fill the tube
 phailsauce: Wastefull! There's still some paper left on that first roll. And you can unpeel a couple layers off of the cardboard tube. LIFEHACK!
 Knice: Man, even the paper had to shit.
 somedude: This isn't how you replace a roll of toilet paper. The paper is supposed to be IN FRONT
Image 73164   12-28-15   Uploaded by    On Spec
Score:
155
 
 Viles Davis: Ha. Inevitable.
 a robot: Nothing surprising about this
 Frank herbert: 2nd ending to v for vendetta not as good
 uncannie: This makes me want to shit
 AstoriaBum: "V For Valve Replacement"
 Me: Dude. I just. Why?
 Shay: We are Anon, we are le----MOM, NEED MORE CEREAL!
 Chronic Fatigue: Don't worry about being anonymous; we don't want to know who you are.
 eumoria: The truth can be painful, @hnnngh, but it had to be told.
 hnnngh: Average Anonymous user. I said it.
Image 73163   12-28-15   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
160
 
 Doc: *twitch* uncapitalized *twitch*
 dobbiesdoogs: it sounds ridiculous, but it's fucking tasty as hell
 Retromancer: Oreoception
Image 73162   12-28-15   Uploaded by    nightmarez
Score:
358
 
 Alkavarion: We're not coming down. The ground is hot lava.
 celebgate: If I can't reincarnate as a cat, a goat will do.
 Knice: Almost ripe. Soon: #56822
 MeTooAlso: Noooope, Chuck Testa.
Image 73161   12-28-15   Uploaded by    butt poop
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