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248701  Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248759  addend: Well? That kitty ain't gonna clean itself.

248752  BavidDowie: Badonkabeentheredonethat

248749  Warrax: Need some cash to buy a shirt.

248770  glenalec: Smoooch!

248766  glenalec: That's my breakfast too!

248758  a robot: Both guys on the left look like their faces have been badly 'shopped in

248705  Dr Awkward: This place looks cozy. I'll take it.

248757  E. HONDA: this is abominable

248762  E. HONDA: if I remember Tolkien correctly, orcs are basically fucked up elves, so there could also be keebler orcs, christmas orcs, and house orcs

248755  dangerkeith3000: I try not to lick the daily slimer.

248762  Scoo: They'll all annoy the shit out of you sooner of later. Likely sooner.

248753  Winterneuro: My crabs dont run

248762  whcvgre78: I mean that's fair. Will Ferrel isn't nearly as funny as those other three.

248758  Dr Awkward: My crabs don't run.

248761  Dr Awkward: GAHH!!

248689  whcvgre78: Has wares if you have the coin.

248760  Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 Looks like a fledgling robin to me.

248758  dangerkeith3000: So many pastels...

248710  whcvgre78: My man Larry killed on Jeopardy a few nights ago.

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 Jennerator: Take her out to Burger King and record her rage
 Mr. Butt: I'm Lovin' It, as it were.
 Mr. Butt: I think I'm in love
 Janston: She's more honest than most, at least.
 TotalWar: It's a match! Whoever posted this also loves McDonald's! You fat shit.
 A duck: Yeah no shit
 beefbeef: Goat ropers need love too, @hnnngh - maybe we can hook them up
 hnnngh: Hey, big girls need love too.
 Albo Grungus: Just about far away enough.
 MeTooAlso: Brought to you by McTinder.
Image 73160   12-28-15   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
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 HermwoodLitmajor: It sucks when you can't use TeamViewer to help Mom because her problem is the Internet doesn't work
 Frank herbert: @TotalWar I sadly agree
 TotalWar: Win7 is actually okay. This should be an Internet Explhorror joke. Did Microsoft make this joke? 'Cause it's badly designed.
 Dobly: @MeTooAlso @Dr. Obvious I dunno, I can see myself in Windows 10 in a year or so, after I let the public beta it for me
 Seven Eight Nine: @MeTooAlso you mean ALL later ones.
 MeTooAlso: Was still better than previous versions...and some later ones.
Image 73159   12-28-15   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
240
 
 your nana: dang! too late for christmas :-(
 WaffleIron: "Suprise Mini-poster of bobby", or is it a "surprise poster of mini-bobby"?
 E. HONDA: play that record at 45 rpm to make it extra super special
 HermwoodLitmajor: What kind of wall is 22 inches high
 a robot: I actually never really knew who Bobby Sherman was, I only knew that Marge had a crush on him and Lisa thought that was hilarious.
 Janston: Dude's got good hair and knows how to dress. Not sure you couldn't be a fan.
 Dobly: I'm a little worried about the "Secret Side" of Getting Together
 myrealname: ughhhhh...
 MeTooAlso: I'll join for a free copy of that shirt.
Image 73158   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
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 Frank herbert: porn gonna get weird in 3...2...1... spork walks in...
 guccigucci: mfw my dad tries to cook
 StuporFly: Dammit! This is why we can't have knife things.
 StuporFly: this is why we can
 au bon pain: You ruined it.
 Chronic Fatigue: 'You're thinking about the dish again, aren't you'
 MeTooAlso: Spooning is nice, but I prefer to fork.
Image 73157   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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 duckfarts: @a robot: he's looking for s little dork
 a robot: Pro wrestling? Funyons? Ninja swords? All those things sound pretty dorky to me.
 youshall: photoshop
 shitshow: we talked about this, Jared.
 KonyIsland: Based on Dad's wants, his son must be a stone-cold pimp.
 MeTooAlso: Wanted: Dad who isn't a big giant dick. Nothing else necessary.
Image 73155   12-28-15   Uploaded by    wootman
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 your nana: those twats are made for each othr
 Mr. Butt: This is why I need feminism.
 Retromancer: Too bad for joe the other guy has a gun and is about to stand his ground.
 SoyUnPerdedor: When was Ronald Reagan this buff?
 Dobly: in jail, even
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 hnnngh: MRA.jpg
 hot hot dog: Didn't Leela have only one eye?
 Skinr: aww, man, I thought it was gonna be He-Man!
 MeTooAlso: Joe's compensating for something.
 KonyIsland: Joe's reaching for his gat. You best step off.
 XLY: what did five fingers say to the face?
Image 73154   12-28-15   Uploaded by    xylophone
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 Alkavarion: Dad, do you have to charge your JO crystals right now?
 God says: Cheezburger shall comith
 firesoup: Harrison Ford is looking happy. Well hung, and happy.
 crunchymush: Don't blame Vince, @Lutha - he was born that way
 Gald Dampupert: Use moisturizer daily to keep skin soft and smooth.
 eider: Number 5 is alive.
 Lutha: i always assumed vince was kind of a dick
 KonyIsland: And there are instances of white trash able to assume the Lotus position, said the Buddha.
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 Frank herbert: this truck is wack
 Mr douche: Go home truck, you're drunk.
 S R N: swiggity swooty........
 On Spec: Are those the boys who were wacking in your tool shed?
 Retromancer: Wiggidy Wack?
 somedude: This is the truck we need towhack off all these pictures!
 KonyIsland: Not everyone could past the Constructicon audition.
Image 73152   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
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 Urchin: Putana has some...alternate meanings depending on where you are
 scriptalert1script: scriptalert(2)/script
 Frank herbert: the shit hit the fan
 Shay: I am, and stop calling me Shirley.
 StuporFly: ??? is this a sign in one of Trump's planes?
 WTF: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
 shitshow: Surely you can't be serious?
 Dobly: you know the one, the one that says this is not what I want to talk about at the dinner table
 Dobly: sometimes when its just me and the wife I will talk like this until she gives me that look
 WTF: @shitshow - It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
 shitshow: A hospital? What is it?
 Skinr: "I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you."
 MeTooAlso: Not sure if that's Spanish or German.
Image 73151   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
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