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249448  charlemagne: their children will never be able to retract their heads

249440  Mr. Shine: I've seen this exact thing several times with several different names. I no longer believe it ever happened.

249457  charlemagne: now eat his heart to gain his courage

249463  charlemagne: not too strong, or they will destroy and eat you to gain what is left of your courage

249456  ignatz: Wot evs

249460  tib gubb: still think the earth is round?

249460  dangerkeith3000: heeeeerreguuuuuuud!

249460  Yurishiro: Seems legit

249455  Amy Housewine: I was dragging behind in my reading, but I've tried to ketchup.

249442  antipatterns: Also Zizek needs to pull through so he can analyze these

249437  VoR: Three legged business man needs his coffee to take away!

249459  Yurishiro: What's up my knitta?!

249442  Bohab: Bojack is my spirit animal

249458  Yurishiro: Everything is a cactus if you're brave enough.

249442  antipatterns: 2 sad cartoon bois (don't be like these guys)

249444  Yurishiro: Touch down

249445  Yurishiro: Starvation of north korea.

249449  Yurishiro: Spray that shit

249365  Jabberwikket: @RiderFan, but its a Mann doing it....

249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

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249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?



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 duckfarts: @a robot: he's looking for s little dork
 a robot: Pro wrestling? Funyons? Ninja swords? All those things sound pretty dorky to me.
 youshall: photoshop
 shitshow: we talked about this, Jared.
 KonyIsland: Based on Dad's wants, his son must be a stone-cold pimp.
 MeTooAlso: Wanted: Dad who isn't a big giant dick. Nothing else necessary.
Image 73155   12-28-15   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
271
 
 PrivateEyescream: Some men quite enjoy getting slapped by fellows in their underwear
 your nana: those twats are made for each othr
 Mr. Butt: This is why I need feminism.
 Retromancer: Too bad for joe the other guy has a gun and is about to stand his ground.
 SoyUnPerdedor: When was Ronald Reagan this buff?
 Dobly: in jail, even
 Dobly: "So uh, after your man is in and paying off a civil suit for assult, how about you and me have some #73160 "
 hnnngh: MRA.jpg
 hot hot dog: Didn't Leela have only one eye?
 Skinr: aww, man, I thought it was gonna be He-Man!
 MeTooAlso: Joe's compensating for something.
 KonyIsland: Joe's reaching for his gat. You best step off.
 XLY: what did five fingers say to the face?
Image 73154   12-28-15   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
190
 
 PrivateEyescream: That's actually the big toe of his foot, MAYBE
 Alkavarion: Dad, do you have to charge your JO crystals right now?
 God says: Cheezburger shall comith
 firesoup: Harrison Ford is looking happy. Well hung, and happy.
 crunchymush: Don't blame Vince, @Lutha - he was born that way
 Gald Dampupert: Use moisturizer daily to keep skin soft and smooth.
 eider: Number 5 is alive.
 Lutha: i always assumed vince was kind of a dick
 KonyIsland: And there are instances of white trash able to assume the Lotus position, said the Buddha.
 MeTooAlso: If you think you or a loved one may have a case of the dicktoe, testing is free at your local health care facility.
Image 73153   12-28-15   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
165
 
 Frank herbert: I'm the miggity miggity wack
 Frank herbert: this truck is wack
 Mr douche: Go home truck, you're drunk.
 S R N: swiggity swooty........
 On Spec: Are those the boys who were wacking in your tool shed?
 Retromancer: Wiggidy Wack?
 somedude: This is the truck we need towhack off all these pictures!
 KonyIsland: Not everyone could past the Constructicon audition.
Image 73152   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
144
 
 Urchin: Putana has some...alternate meanings depending on where you are
 scriptalert1script: scriptalert(2)/script
 Frank herbert: the shit hit the fan
 Shay: I am, and stop calling me Shirley.
 StuporFly: ??? is this a sign in one of Trump's planes?
 WTF: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
 shitshow: Surely you can't be serious?
 Dobly: you know the one, the one that says this is not what I want to talk about at the dinner table
 Dobly: sometimes when its just me and the wife I will talk like this until she gives me that look
 WTF: @shitshow - It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
 shitshow: A hospital? What is it?
 Skinr: "I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you."
 MeTooAlso: Not sure if that's Spanish or German.
Image 73151   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
183
 
 indolentia: time to start a business shipping apples from ethiopia to australia.
 E. HONDA: use this to inform your packing decisions for that trip to Sydney
 Kool Aid Man: I have been flimflammed once again by the ban.ana autocorrector
 Kool Aid Man: Apples were AU$2.99 a kilo today at the shops.
 Frank herbert: move to Ethiopia obviously
 sad face: Go for the gusto, @WaffleIron. I think I need a nap.
 WaffleIron: @Robespierre : forget it? but I can singlehandedly enforce accuracy of all information on the internet if I simply stop sleeping!
 Borb Prembus: "Forget about it, @WaffleIron. It's FriendlySpaceshipTown."
 WaffleIron: ...Is this in local currencies or a single currency? What exchange rate was used? where were the banannas purchased? Fuzzydave should be saying "I have no idea if this is even information"
 XLY: You know what I love seeing when I'm not on twitter? Stupid bullshit from instagram
 KonyIsland: Try coming up with $5 in Ethiopia.
Image 73150   12-28-15   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
241
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Imma text Olive for a 40 real quick
 rand0: I don't know why this is funny but I giggled anyway.
 kate shutupton: Wanted... seems like an overstatement of facts, not in evidence. I don'the want any of them. Well, maybe #5. But 'wanted' is kinda strong. Tolerate maybe?
 Annoying Vegan : I tried soyrizo once. It was awful.
 WaffleIron: I'm gonna start calling myself "MPEG3", and my home boys can call me "MP3" for short.
 Lorb Bromple: wasn't dolores on the reboot of arrested development?
 Dobly: Olive could be a character in Snatch
 WTF: I feel like I'm at my grandparents house watching a full screen movie on their new widescreen TV.
 MeTooAlso: More like jpeg6
 million laffs: Kingpins, eh? So let's go bowling.
Image 73149   12-28-15   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
153
 
 MeTooAlso: Player can't stop puttin' a squeeze on his hoes.
Image 73148   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
351
 
 Knice: Return flight: #74144
 KnowLifer: This kitten's gonna have a great future. *heavy breathing* pictures etc. It's a very big deal
 Lutha: the REAL prince of bel air
 Sans: Are you kitten me?
 shitshow: Free Adele - a bit fat, but otherwise lovely and very talented.
 KonyIsland: Alter one word, and you've got Adele's Match profile.
 Knice: Fucker's got me beat.
Image 73147   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Alastair
Score:
140
 
 gumble: Almost Animalistic
 mrmaestro: Nah. It's speciesist.
 Fanthemadman: This is racist
 Dobly: Brought to you by PETA
 Skinr: @Robespierre: you win every prize available to Spaceshippers
 KonyIsland: Al Jolson was reborn as a German Shepherd
 BabyVaccine: Clutch Cargo's dog
Image 73146   12-28-15   Uploaded by    desertfox
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