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262981  Yam: "Ok you can rub them, just don't hurt my family"

262998  hajjpodge: The defiance of North Korea.

262995  grizzly: Angry duckling

262998  WannaBee: So what are you going to do Apple?

262992  Knice: Elvira hastened the onset of my puberty by a good three years.

262929  Eleftheros: @Spazstatic TOS, Samurai Champloo, Mr Robot, Venture Bros. Rinse, wash, repeat.

262962  jochenau: Sad if true.

262996  WannaBee: Is that Blubberbutt Uptoscratch?

262979  jochenau: Would a buttload of solar panels heat or cool the planet? It seems like it should cause cooling because some of the heat from sunlight would be converted to electricity/work instead, but maybe that's too simple.

262995  Robespierre: Prince Charmless feteing event.

262984  Mr. Butt: @jochenau It's a burger place. Ten Guy Burgers.

262940  Dr Awkward: @a robot yep!

262984  Robespierre: ... as does Poopridge Fen.

262995  Mr. Butt: RAD for Bubber Ducky.

262996  Mr. Butt: I love Dr. Synthesizer.

262962  Robespierre: Wurds ... (eyes glaze over, drool spills from corner of mouth)

262992  Shay: Hey man, those are real!

262963  Robespierre: Somewhere West of Laramie there's a bronco-busting, steer roping dog who knows what Im talking about.

262995  Shay: No wonder Orson Wells was such a bully in Citizen Kane.

262984  jochenau: 10 guy?

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

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 duckfarts: @a robot: he's looking for s little dork
 a robot: Pro wrestling? Funyons? Ninja swords? All those things sound pretty dorky to me.
 youshall: photoshop
 shitshow: we talked about this, Jared.
 KonyIsland: Based on Dad's wants, his son must be a stone-cold pimp.
 MeTooAlso: Wanted: Dad who isn't a big giant dick. Nothing else necessary.
Image 73155   12-28-15   Uploaded by    wootman
 PrivateEyescream: Some men quite enjoy getting slapped by fellows in their underwear
 your nana: those twats are made for each othr
 Mr. Butt: This is why I need feminism.
 Retromancer: Too bad for joe the other guy has a gun and is about to stand his ground.
 SoyUnPerdedor: When was Ronald Reagan this buff?
 Dobly: in jail, even
 Dobly: "So uh, after your man is in and paying off a civil suit for assult, how about you and me have some #73160 "
 hnnngh: MRA.jpg
 hot hot dog: Didn't Leela have only one eye?
 Skinr: aww, man, I thought it was gonna be He-Man!
 MeTooAlso: Joe's compensating for something.
 KonyIsland: Joe's reaching for his gat. You best step off.
 XLY: what did five fingers say to the face?
Image 73154   12-28-15   Uploaded by    xylophone
 PrivateEyescream: That's actually the big toe of his foot, MAYBE
 Alkavarion: Dad, do you have to charge your JO crystals right now?
 God says: Cheezburger shall comith
 firesoup: Harrison Ford is looking happy. Well hung, and happy.
 crunchymush: Don't blame Vince, @Lutha - he was born that way
 Gald Dampupert: Use moisturizer daily to keep skin soft and smooth.
 eider: Number 5 is alive.
 Lutha: i always assumed vince was kind of a dick
 KonyIsland: And there are instances of white trash able to assume the Lotus position, said the Buddha.
 MeTooAlso: If you think you or a loved one may have a case of the dicktoe, testing is free at your local health care facility.
Image 73153   12-28-15   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
 Frank herbert: I'm the miggity miggity wack
 Frank herbert: this truck is wack
 Mr douche: Go home truck, you're drunk.
 S R N: swiggity swooty........
 On Spec: Are those the boys who were wacking in your tool shed?
 Retromancer: Wiggidy Wack?
 somedude: This is the truck we need towhack off all these pictures!
 KonyIsland: Not everyone could past the Constructicon audition.
Image 73152   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
 Urchin: Putana has some...alternate meanings depending on where you are
 scriptalert1script: scriptalert(2)/script
 Frank herbert: the shit hit the fan
 Shay: I am, and stop calling me Shirley.
 StuporFly: ??? is this a sign in one of Trump's planes?
 WTF: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
 shitshow: Surely you can't be serious?
 Dobly: you know the one, the one that says this is not what I want to talk about at the dinner table
 Dobly: sometimes when its just me and the wife I will talk like this until she gives me that look
 WTF: @shitshow - It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
 shitshow: A hospital? What is it?
 Skinr: "I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you."
 MeTooAlso: Not sure if that's Spanish or German.
Image 73151   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
 indolentia: time to start a business shipping apples from ethiopia to australia.
 E. HONDA: use this to inform your packing decisions for that trip to Sydney
 Kool Aid Man: I have been flimflammed once again by the ban.ana autocorrector
 Kool Aid Man: Apples were AU$2.99 a kilo today at the shops.
 Frank herbert: move to Ethiopia obviously
 sad face: Go for the gusto, @WaffleIron. I think I need a nap.
 WaffleIron: @Robespierre : forget it? but I can singlehandedly enforce accuracy of all information on the internet if I simply stop sleeping!
 Borb Prembus: "Forget about it, @WaffleIron. It's FriendlySpaceshipTown."
 WaffleIron: ...Is this in local currencies or a single currency? What exchange rate was used? where were the banannas purchased? Fuzzydave should be saying "I have no idea if this is even information"
 XLY: You know what I love seeing when I'm not on twitter? Stupid bullshit from instagram
 KonyIsland: Try coming up with $5 in Ethiopia.
Image 73150   12-28-15   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
 Jaunty Shrimp: Imma text Olive for a 40 real quick
 rand0: I don't know why this is funny but I giggled anyway.
 kate shutupton: Wanted... seems like an overstatement of facts, not in evidence. I don'the want any of them. Well, maybe #5. But 'wanted' is kinda strong. Tolerate maybe?
 Annoying Vegan : I tried soyrizo once. It was awful.
 WaffleIron: I'm gonna start calling myself "MPEG3", and my home boys can call me "MP3" for short.
 Lorb Bromple: wasn't dolores on the reboot of arrested development?
 Dobly: Olive could be a character in Snatch
 WTF: I feel like I'm at my grandparents house watching a full screen movie on their new widescreen TV.
 MeTooAlso: More like jpeg6
 million laffs: Kingpins, eh? So let's go bowling.
Image 73149   12-28-15   Uploaded by    potato
 MeTooAlso: Player can't stop puttin' a squeeze on his hoes.
Image 73148   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
 Knice: Return flight: #74144
 KnowLifer: This kitten's gonna have a great future. *heavy breathing* pictures etc. It's a very big deal
 Lutha: the REAL prince of bel air
 Sans: Are you kitten me?
 shitshow: Free Adele - a bit fat, but otherwise lovely and very talented.
 KonyIsland: Alter one word, and you've got Adele's Match profile.
 Knice: Fucker's got me beat.
Image 73147   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Alastair
 gumble: Almost Animalistic
 mrmaestro: Nah. It's speciesist.
 Fanthemadman: This is racist
 Dobly: Brought to you by PETA
 Skinr: @Robespierre: you win every prize available to Spaceshippers
 KonyIsland: Al Jolson was reborn as a German Shepherd
 BabyVaccine: Clutch Cargo's dog
Image 73146   12-28-15   Uploaded by    desertfox
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