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234016  tib gubb: benadeto, no!

234015  a robot: Is your girlfriend a HACKER?

234024  marxist: Wow, Leeloo did not age well

234024  gggina: Edna Mode

233383  Mr Bleak: It's a safety feature! Think about it: he *is* going to drive really, really carefully and as well as he can...

234014  addend: "And we grew up just fine. ...Checkmate!"

233387  Mr Bleak: Beer: making people do stupid things since 4000BC. And then posting it online.

234009  addend: Jump down to #234007 next. Trust me.

234010  addend: Did they scramble "YOLO" or do a mediocre "OHIO"?

234011  addend: *3.

233405  Mr Bleak: @Mr Bleak For "Oygmy Owl" read "Pygmy Owl" - finger trouble.

234010  wolfpk: @Sadbot It's actually England; they are trying to confuse you.

233912  addend: (Wins election through write-in votes.)

233915  addend: "WTF am I doing /here/? This isn't a construction site."

234010  Sadbot: I'm unclear on the deceased's nationality. Australian? South African? I'm just not seeing any clues here...

233946  addend: "Okay now, nobody smile for the photo..."

234010  jochenau: OYO?

233953  addend: Freeze or use by age 40 :(

233874  thrilhouse: my sides hurt @bug

233990  Dresdenkeogh: Accidentally badded. You know what you doot

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233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!

233941 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.

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Score:
190
 
 PrivateEyescream: That's actually the big toe of his foot, MAYBE
 Alkavarion: Dad, do you have to charge your JO crystals right now?
 God says: Cheezburger shall comith
 firesoup: Harrison Ford is looking happy. Well hung, and happy.
 Robespierre: Don't blame Vince, @Lutha - he was born that way
 Gald Dampupert: Use moisturizer daily to keep skin soft and smooth.
 eider: Number 5 is alive.
 Lutha: i always assumed vince was kind of a dick
 KonyIsland: And there are instances of white trash able to assume the Lotus position, said the Buddha.
 MeTooAlso: If you think you or a loved one may have a case of the dicktoe, testing is free at your local health care facility.
Image 73153   12-28-15   Uploaded by    cakefizzle
Score:
165
 
 Frank herbert: I'm the miggity miggity wack
 Frank herbert: this truck is wack
 Mr douche: Go home truck, you're drunk.
 S R N: swiggity swooty........
 On Spec: Are those the boys who were wacking in your tool shed?
 Retromancer: Wiggidy Wack?
 somedude: This is the truck we need towhack off all these pictures!
 KonyIsland: Not everyone could past the Constructicon audition.
Image 73152   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
144
 
 Urchin: Putana has some...alternate meanings depending on where you are
 scriptalert1script: scriptalert(2)/script
 Frank herbert: the shit hit the fan
 Shay: I am, and stop calling me Shirley.
 StuporFly: ??? is this a sign in one of Trump's planes?
 WTF: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
 shitshow: Surely you can't be serious?
 Dobly: you know the one, the one that says this is not what I want to talk about at the dinner table
 Dobly: sometimes when its just me and the wife I will talk like this until she gives me that look
 WTF: @shitshow - It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
 shitshow: A hospital? What is it?
 Skinr: "I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you."
 MeTooAlso: Not sure if that's Spanish or German.
Image 73151   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
Score:
183
 
 indolentia: time to start a business shipping apples from ethiopia to australia.
 E. HONDA: use this to inform your packing decisions for that trip to Sydney
 Kool Aid Man: I have been flimflammed once again by the ban.ana autocorrector
 Kool Aid Man: Apples were AU$2.99 a kilo today at the shops.
 Frank herbert: move to Ethiopia obviously
 Robespierre: Go for the gusto, @WaffleIron. I think I need a nap.
 WaffleIron: @Robespierre : forget it? but I can singlehandedly enforce accuracy of all information on the internet if I simply stop sleeping!
 Robespierre: "Forget about it, @WaffleIron. It's FriendlySpaceshipTown."
 WaffleIron: ...Is this in local currencies or a single currency? What exchange rate was used? where were the banannas purchased? Fuzzydave should be saying "I have no idea if this is even information"
 XLY: You know what I love seeing when I'm not on twitter? Stupid bullshit from instagram
 KonyIsland: Try coming up with $5 in Ethiopia.
Image 73150   12-28-15   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
241
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Imma text Olive for a 40 real quick
 rand0: I don't know why this is funny but I giggled anyway.
 kate shutupton: Wanted... seems like an overstatement of facts, not in evidence. I don'the want any of them. Well, maybe #5. But 'wanted' is kinda strong. Tolerate maybe?
 Annoying Vegan : I tried soyrizo once. It was awful.
 WaffleIron: I'm gonna start calling myself "MPEG3", and my home boys can call me "MP3" for short.
 Lorb Bromple: wasn't dolores on the reboot of arrested development?
 Dobly: Olive could be a character in Snatch
 WTF: I feel like I'm at my grandparents house watching a full screen movie on their new widescreen TV.
 MeTooAlso: More like jpeg6
 Robespierre: Kingpins, eh? So let's go bowling.
Image 73149   12-28-15   Uploaded by    potato
Score:
153
 
 MeTooAlso: Player can't stop puttin' a squeeze on his hoes.
Image 73148   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
351
 
 Knice: Return flight: #74144
 KnowLifer: This kitten's gonna have a great future. *heavy breathing* pictures etc. It's a very big deal
 Lutha: the REAL prince of bel air
 Sans: Are you kitten me?
 shitshow: Free Adele - a bit fat, but otherwise lovely and very talented.
 KonyIsland: Alter one word, and you've got Adele's Match profile.
 Knice: Fucker's got me beat.
Image 73147   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Alastair
Score:
140
 
 gumble: Almost Animalistic
 Robespierre: Nah. It's speciesist.
 Fanthemadman: This is racist
 Dobly: Brought to you by PETA
 Skinr: @Robespierre: you win every prize available to Spaceshippers
 KonyIsland: Al Jolson was reborn as a German Shepherd
 Robespierre: Clutch Cargo's dog
Image 73146   12-28-15   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
347
 
 Frank herbert: someone tell this blind motherfucker to put on some goddamned clothes. jesus. too much nudity on the net.
 Retromancer: Just out of frame there's another rabbit punching a block of wood repeatedly
 shitshow: Wax on, whacks off.
 Flurble: Master Splinter has seen better days....
 DOW: Yall trippin
 MeTooAlso: Don't f*ck with kung fu master bunny foo foo.
Image 73145   12-28-15   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
231
 
 Frank herbert: that's a load of carp.
 Balm Grunumple: Now that's aero.
 MeTooAlso: Something fishy about that bike.
Image 73144   12-28-15   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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