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263495  Otterman: I don't know what I'm doing!

263499  Solemn: When you raid with your friends...

263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

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263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263428 Jesse P: Really, the cat did it!


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 mackdaddy: @Viles Davis They're still out there. I found one on the shelf at the grocery store a few weeks ago. And it was one I had never seen.
 Viles Davis: I miss Chick tracts man.
 Yttermayn : @Urchin Oh shit...
 Urchin: @Yttermayn I am fairly certain that is actually a guy given how the arms are drawn
 ayylmoa: chick tracts are weird
 Noremak: A friend asked me to join his D&D group yesterday. I gratefully declined.
 Yttermayn : Obviously the artist is uninformed about d&d; there's a decent looking chick at the table.
 morakdais: This is why rifts never took off
 El Barto: There is a lot more blood, gore and death in this pic than in any game of d'n'd I ever played. Commitment to characters.
 Bob Buttwhiskers: LSD&D always ends with someone crying in the corner with a gun in their mouth.
 Korrok: Now these guys really know how to have a good time! I should start hanging around with them.
 A duck: Somebodywhack offped out Kelly's little self portrait and pithy comment.
 eider: Thai cuisine is clearly the devil's work.
 WaffleIron: There's a cat in this picture, it must be rad.
 Chronic Fatigue: Mayim Bialik is hot.
 Dobly: It's like someone who actually played D&D was asked to illustrate a Chick tract
 5 Headed Snake God: I've seen this picture a lot, and every time it makes me laugh.
 Catcat: So, DnD 4th Edition, eh?
 Nope: I play all tabletop games with a gun in my mouth
 Solemn: Just a normal game of D&D.
 dobbiesdoogs: some critically missed saving throws there
 jayjay: Why weren't my D&D games this good?
Image 71838   12-22-15   Uploaded by    Largehand
 KnowLifer: dat ass is big as Sun
 WaffleIron: I'm guessing there's no salting of the roads in washington state then.
 Skinr: it was already a joke, dumbass. "Dat Sun."
Image 71837   12-22-15   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
 electrode: post this more, it's funy ever other time.
 Sprinkles: Dish it up
 Beef Supreme: If true, that's some Andy Kauffman level comedy.
 CaptKangaroo: kewl!! learned somthin' today!
 XLY: Sometimes I think tumblr might be a little soft in the head, other times I just nod and smile because it because it has nice tits.
 cannabis: makes u think
 a robot: @Nope Ajax marketing guy might be dead by now
 Nope: Good job Ajax marketing guy.
Image 71836   12-22-15   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Image 71835 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Luple Drumungo. We'll pray for you, Luple Drumungo.
 Jampo Plemumbies: safety first
 courtney: Acetylene is my favorite mixer
 Jason Steak: No problem. When the flame's like that there's no oxygen mixed with the acetylene, so it's pretty cool. This guy knows his job.
 dobbiesdoogs: put on the helmet and goggles, gotta be safe
 duckfarts: here come da hot stepper
 XLY: Great balls of fire
 A duck: "What could go wrong?"
 Rachelina: The pipe represents the internet. The worker represents your telco.
 WaffleIron: The ruptured pipeline behind him scares me more.
 Yam: Smrt!
Image 71834   12-22-15   Uploaded by    falling
 John Singapore: It's that Bill Hicks joke about the Warren commission.
 p-niiice: donaldtrump.jpg
 Korrok: "Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but when they're held for pleasure they're the balls that I like best. My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right. It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night."
 Chronic Fatigue: Is there a support group for this?
 duckfarts: that over the shoulder boulder thrower song isn't so funny anymore
 XLY: oh lol, see #71834
 nathan: MBNSG was the first unsuccessful band name for TMBG
 A duck: Too bad his dick did, at age 3.
 eyg: Shave the top, but not the massive balls?
 dobbiesdoogs: no woman's gonna buy that excuse for your tiny peenor
Image 71833   12-22-15   Uploaded by    hammy
 MassDefect: Better than "Live, Laugh, Love". Everyone seems to think it's so poignant and I think it's garbage.
 duckfarts: move over, shrek
 Catcat: Eat hate, poop love
 horny horn: Willkommen!
 Mexico: There are videos on the Internet of this.
 dobbiesdoogs: oh, i've heard of this movie...isn't the word "eat" supposed to be at the beginning?
Image 71832   12-21-15   Uploaded by    greg
Image 71831 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Weedheart. Boo, Weedheart.
Image 71830 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by pirate. We'll pray for you, pirate.
 Urchin: This is triggering Kirby
 Anus: @Solemn I guess it's time to upgrade my monitor... I'm only seeing 2D
 highdra: We're Rollin out
 burritos: looks like the printer needs a suplexx
 Solemn: Holy cow, that page was printed in 3D.
 Apple IIe: D's? Nuts.
 5 Headed Snake God: Now that you've printed it, give her the DDD.
 ThatGuy: TL;DD
 rubix1924: :DDD :DDDDD
Image 71829   12-21-15   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
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