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273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

273610  Minnesotan: CDs and DVDs will be joining you magnetic fucks soon enough!

273362  Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure that guy is still hoping they will reboot Babylon 5 with him as Londo ... Mind you, a B5 reboot could be damn good (without him, natch).

273366  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273609  dad: I know they have a different spinal arrangement than me, but seeing pinnipeds sit up like that makes my back hurt.

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273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

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12. deadwombat: 1663 points
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 a robot: @Fiasco You're my new favorite person in Spaceship Land
 bug: Keeps spam out of your dreams
 Noremak: Dream captcha
 Alastair: If James Cameron had one of these, We'd have never gotten The Terminator.
 Nope: @Fiasco what do you think those things are for... its so they can learn!
 jayjay: If modern spam security is real, @a robot shouldn't be able to read that at ALL
 hnnngh: Took me a minute. You sly dog.
Image 71180   12-18-15   Uploaded by    fridaynight
 Jaunty Shrimp: Caution: Wet floor enmeshed with lots of cat hair. Why did I bother?
 morrissey: Wet floor, eh? Gato must have piso'd
Image 71179   12-18-15   Uploaded by    carpwoman
 CuriouSir: eww, a mac
 Remp Wulgus: We have determined that you have used the term "Bae" unironically and your chat privileges have been revoked.
 misterjoe: forever alone
Image 71178   12-18-15   Uploaded by    entropy
 Science: @Irch: It's a bullet holder. You store them in this to keep them dry. Then you tip it upside down and pour out the bullets like skittles and load them into your magazine.
 Galacta: I don't think this is optimal.
 Irch: What's up with this? Is it a badly loaded bullet holder thing?
 TotalWar: US army recruitment in the ghetto. Good idea.
 WaffleIron: Plus, we fire the whole bullet, that's 65% more bullet, per bullet
 Chronic Fatigue: Can get more in if you use a hammer or rock.
 Disclosure: Terrorists HATE him for this one easy trick
 Kool Aid Man: You see Ivan, when you load magazine like this you will never shoot the innaccurate as you will no shoot at all.
 hnnngh: The few. The proud.
Image 71177   12-18-15   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
 ThatGuy: Available now for the low low price of six installments of $19.99
 dark.elf.raya: Imagine the bubble getting dented in store and an irate customer demanding a discount for the dented nothing... I'm not sure if that's funny or deeply depressing because I know it'd happen.
 Mexico: In every dream home, a heartache...
 Nothing: Hope you like disappointment!
 Disclosure: who ordered a classic?...
 Jaunty Shrimp: #1 on Oprah's list this year
 hnnngh: We got the blackest gift of all for the most brutal of all bass players... NOOOOOOTHIIIIING
Image 71176   12-18-15   Uploaded by    shark
 WaffleIron: "Ooooh, I love turtles!"
 Korrok: "No, I am your father."
 hnnngh: Hiiiiiiiiii....... soooooooooon.
 WaffleIron: Eat it, EAT IT!
Image 71175   12-18-15   Uploaded by    fracking
 Jople Flumomple: I know the guy who did the runes for that movie. He's a good guy.
 Frank herbert: @hnnngh me too
 Nope: She's a witch!
 hnnngh: Beautiful gal, couldn't care any less about the movie. I pride myself in having avoided watching it thus far.
 Korrok: Well that's pretty cool...cold...frozen.
Image 71174   12-18-15   Uploaded by    genius
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 TotalWar: Disgusting.
 ninetailorochimaru: @mr shine for e-store and seven STROKES ago.
 Chronic Fatigue: Like a pearl in an oyster.
 WaffleIron: I'll play it where it lies, thank you very much!
 Tiny Butt: FORE-score and seven years ago, I lost a golf ball in the woods
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 burritos: thishappened.jpg...
 Meow: Kid's played FNaF
 hnnngh: God, I hate furries.
 nuke em: The mother's face tells us she feels the same way
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