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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

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249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

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 Lemp Plongo: @Knice but this time the really long noodle is one of those giant gummy worms.
 CrustyDusty: "parking" in the 21st century
 SomeCanadian: Thanks, my nightmares were almost out of fuel.
 Micro Jackson: Ugh get a hangar
 Knice: It's like that scene with the noodle in Lady and the Tramp. So cute!
 aristocat: Love, American Style
Image 70320   12-14-15   Uploaded by    windows96
 MassDefect: That's a good play on words, but as far as I can tell that's not where it comes from at all.
 ethernet: Huh. It took me less than a second to look up the actual etymology. Are you high?
 Bluetocracy: but, I thought it was hip to be square!
 VoR: I don't think that's it.
 Anus: Or maybe they're just calling you a loser if you don't go to whatever party
 joseph: I... uhm.... I mean, haha.
 Science: Mind. Blown.
 Popsicle Dream: Uhhhhhh i'm uhhh over 30 and didn't realize until I saw this pic.
 Chronic Fatigue: It's hip to be square.
Image 70319   12-14-15   Uploaded by    tess
 duckfarts: i'm pretty sure you already have what you need to trap a man, lady
 Micro Jackson: Trap!
 Knice: I'll shine my boots. Bitches love shiny boots.
 Chronic Fatigue: Dab a little of this on the home pregnancy test and, Bam, you've trapped a man.
Image 70318   12-14-15   Uploaded by    XLY
 XLY: A jackal! Jackal! It's a jackal! It looks like a jackal! Jackal? Jackal! It's a jackal! Jackal?
 HermwoodLitmajor: Looks like the Litter Festival was a success
 Science: Lord Annubis!
 Surprising: Pet aardvark feeling left out of the fun
Image 70317   12-14-15   Uploaded by    whipwing
 PlzPlzMe: @MassDefect - I have no idea, of course, if Dr. Who's 'Ood' have anything to do with whatever @namaste was talking about!
 MassDefect: @Garb Grungo Crazy. I had no idea. I can see why my comment sounded offensive.
 Unicorn: @MassDefect - they were introduced as a race that likes being enslaved. Though we later learn that is primarily because they have been lobotomised.
 MassDefect: @Garb Grungo No I don't. I had no idea they were a race fictitious or otherwise lol.
 camellia: @MassDefect - don't you watch Dr. Who? The Ood are a highly repressed people.
 MassDefect: @Namaste I wasn't trying to be racist. I didn't realize "ood" meant anything. I was just playing around with the spacing from the light up sign on the right. As in "Beer Fucking Ood" rather than "Beer Fuckin Good".
 Lemp Plongo: It's spelled "Phuket".
 namaste: Wow @MassDefect
 duckfarts: oh salty baby j i think they have OG red bull, salty nectar of the gods
 MassDefect: Fucking ood.
 pepinguy: aaaagreed
 HermwoodLitmajor: A beer does sound fuckin' good about now
Image 70316   12-14-15   Uploaded by    XLY
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It was uploaded by jem. Your image was bad, jem.
 duckfarts: @WaffleIron: the new thief triple-dips into the coffers
 duckfarts: oh she knows she fucked up the sign, which is why this is the back side
 Kraken: I think she means politican. Or police. Whatever it is she frolled a one for her spell check!
 habbekratz: from poly meaning many and tics meaning old joke.
 WaffleIron: Neopolitian - fancy word for new thief
 Johnny: @Science @zazzer "All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible." -Frank Herbert
 jadensmith: @Science I agree, but I did also take care to say "want to govern effectively" that's distinct from wanting to wanting to govern for personal gain.
 Science: @zazzer: No - politics should be people who don't want to be there, but realize that they have to for the good of the community. The people who want to be there are doing it for self-promotion and ego-stroking
 arglebargle: This is racist against people from Politia.
 totaljihad: POLUTION IS BAD, PPL
 Knice: IC what you didn't do there.
 eykei: Honest opinion: I can't stand when a campaign for public office runs on a slogan like "I'm not a politician." If my dentist said "I'm not a so-called dental-insider" I'd run out the door. Politics and bureaucracy is necessary and hard work and should be filled with people that WANT to govern effectively.
 Fullhouse: @falling Let it be, let it be! Let it beeee, let it be.
 falling: Seen this before
Image 70314   12-14-15   Uploaded by    XLY
 Kraken: Oh, me? I'm just squirreling around
 CrustyDusty: "Honey, did we get an ugly cat?"
 Alkavarion: Get mama a beer will ya?
 skillet: Just squirrelly things...
Image 70313   12-14-15   Uploaded by    Soy Peso
 Dobly: i cum in pies
 Rent A Dog: She broke my fuggin crayons teach, why you bustin' my balls?
 arglebargle: Written by Piss.
Image 70312   12-14-15   Uploaded by    wootman
 MassDefect: @SomeCanadian Normally yes, but if lift with your back in a jerky, twisting motion it can produce better results.
 El Barto: prolapse.
 your nana: nice socks
 goldman sachs: Roflmaogwbbq
 Chronic Fatigue: He does crossfit, and is trying not to tell anyone for five minutes.
 grizzly: I was pooping just seeing this.
 Poop van Pants: Where will you be when explosive diarrhea strikes ?
 Knice: Didn't we invent machines so we wouldn't have to do shit like this? (Impressive anyway)
 fumbduck: That's around 400 kilograms (880 lbs), btw.
 fumbduck: @SomeCanadian Depends on how strong your back is.
 SomeCanadian: I hear if you lift with your legs, rather than your back, it's easier.
 Ghabo: Look at all the effort he's putting towards not prolapsing!
Image 70311   12-14-15   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
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