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254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

254113  SuedeOxford: Pen is broken, use finger.

254092  Not A Bot: "It's like, ugh, with things the way they are at the office, relaxing this weekend is gonna be really ruff..."

254111  Nope: @jochenau Most of them are broken inside regardless..

254107  jochenau: When @a robot met @Annoying Vegan

254110  jochenau: Those twins are a crime documentary in the making.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag



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Science uploaded 253621 (846 points)
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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2466 points
 7. Warrax: 2381 points
 8. Gomi Day: 2018 points
 9. Jonananathan: 1941 points
10. cannabis: 1879 points
11. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
12. tears as lube: 1783 points
13. E. HONDA: 1732 points
14. burritos: 1648 points
15. Science: 1616 points
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 Jeannie C: Aren't those the rare ceiling owls?
 CuriouSir: yup, thats a ceiling alright.
 Bartleby: @"Good Bye" it's mastUrbate, not masterbate!
 Good Bye: @Retromancer is that 'You are watching ceiling monkey, masterbate' or 'You are watching ceiling monkey masterbate' ? I prefer the former.
 Retromancer: You are watching Ceiling monkey masturbate.
Image 69345   12-09-15   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Image 69344 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by QuixoticFox. You have brought shame on us, QuixoticFox.
Score:
190
 
 GoodSir: I only have 5 out of the 7. Guess I'm safe.
 WaffleIron: Pikachu is AIDS
 GTA VII: is this a meme
 Retromancer: @Chronic Fatigue "the Shocker" is when you extend all fingers except the ring finger. What they're doing is "westside"
 Chronic Fatigue: @Retromancer It's a 'one in the pink, two in the stink' thing.
 Retromancer: @Chronic Fatigue so are white people throwing up "gang signs"
 Chronic Fatigue: Duckface is a disease.
 Meow: I get it! Because STIs are pocket monsters! No wait that's stupid...
 madmax1: Terrifying
Image 69343   12-09-15   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
309
 
 buffalo: John!..John Waters!..Knock it off.................You know what I'm talkin' about.
 icloud: @WTF: High waists do that sometimes. Also, these pants may look tight, but the guys are so thin, there's probably a lot of empty space under the waist.
 Ouroborus: @misterjoe I think the women have them, hence the wide stances and happy looks.
 dobbiesdoogs: don't look up tiny ladies!
 misterjoe: where are their dicks?
 Bluetocracy: Ascots? No, they're smuggling rabbits!
 miller: On the right, Future Artistic Directors of America, Class of '73
 Sadbot: @WTF I was gonna say, that's some skillful tucking
 WTF: What happened to their penises?
 Mr. Shine: "Ascots!" Mr. Flaugherty leapt awake in his office. Throwing the door of his office wide, he bellowed into the studio "Ascots! Put every resource we have into ascots!"
Image 69342   12-09-15   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
306
 
 CrustyDusty: Good, 'cause I'm thirsty!
 prius: Wood
Image 69341   12-09-15   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
87
 
 Shay: Awww, poor fella's just shy.
 professorpig: if a guy's wearing that shirt, his head is pretty much useless anyway
Image 69340   12-09-15   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
693
 
 hex0: Real if fake
 dragon horn: Fake if real
 Noremak: Have you tried mopping up the water?
 Ryan: Give me your keys now
 Pingu IRL: Looks legit
 l0dan: fuck the police
Image 69339   12-09-15   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
65
 
 CrustyDusty: Help doc, I think I caught HSY Caramel!
 Katsupkewl: Don't catch em all
 Retromancer: Mrs. Butterworth gave me a caramel STD.
 Thingo Pluble: yes, it's chocolate
Image 69338   12-09-15   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
527
 
 dangdang: glory, satan, etc.
 Anus: That's what Johnny Cash was singing about?
 carpwoman: Behold, the ring of fire!
 original og: Yes, that's what it looks like when you have hemorrhoids.
 Lestrange: Soweto playtime
 Mr. Shine: Wheeeee.
Image 69337   12-09-15   Uploaded by    afroking
Score:
76
 
 Kool Aid Man: so glad we stopped Kony in 2012
 leon: lmaooooooo
 poetrysucks: Kinks abound
Image 69336   12-09-15   Uploaded by    silver
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