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268604  Mr. Butt: Cute.

268570  a robot: And FURTHERMORE *pushes glasses up on nose*

268570  a robot: And also magic interferes with electronic devices

268570  a robot: Yeah but we've also learned from the books that pronunciation is important, so he probably woldn't actually kill anyone that way

268571  a robot: Depends on the country, but probably good advice

268586  a robot: Works perfectly one time before the bartender smashes it over your head

268603  bug: If you stare too long into the void... you'll find the void staring back at you. ...and it's your grandpa selling a mirror on ebay.

268603  sparename: What lies? No big surprise. We get our clues from what the fun-house mirrors authorize

268600  a robot: Nobody thinks you're funny, Jeremy

268591  wolfpk: "Never ask a question you don't want answered" The guy gets an A+ for smartass!

268600  wolfpk: Do you have delusions of grandeur?: YES

268600  FabricMan: We rejected your application... for unoriginality

268592  Dr Awkward: Is this that German ewe-boat Ive read about?

268597  Dr Awkward: @barfolomew And hes got such an imagin-Aaaaaaahhhh! Tiger!!!!

268580  Not A Bot: *on the hole

268089  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Theory of rent - OK U baa!

268095  Mr Bleak: @Janston Or hire an employee and buy an axe.

268098  Mr Bleak: Ballarat? Do I have to? I mean, I didn't know it was compulsory.

268104  Mr Bleak: @TheFrogMan Mine cme home with two birds and a fish yesterday: one bird survived but I think he has cancelled Christmas as the Robin was an ex-bird.

268105  Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman It belonged to the diver #268151

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6. tib gubb
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10. dangerkeith3000

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268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg


268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

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VeeKay uploaded 268432 (731 points)
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 5. VeeKay: 1717 points
 6. Stoner: 1708 points
 7. time is wastin: 1642 points
 8. Sydney: 1573 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. Zaxxoff: 1533 points
11. Shay: 1501 points
12. Cyka: 1482 points
13. frenk: 1474 points
14. crappypants: 1439 points
15. fisto: 1419 points
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 Jeannie C: Aren't those the rare ceiling owls?
 CuriouSir: yup, thats a ceiling alright.
 Bartleby: @"Good Bye" it's mastUrbate, not masterbate!
 Good Bye: @Retromancer is that 'You are watching ceiling monkey, masterbate' or 'You are watching ceiling monkey masterbate' ? I prefer the former.
 Retromancer: You are watching Ceiling monkey masturbate.
Image 69345   12-09-15   Uploaded by    arctic fox
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It was uploaded by QuixoticFox. We'll pray for you, QuixoticFox.
 GoodSir: I only have 5 out of the 7. Guess I'm safe.
 WaffleIron: Pikachu is AIDS
 GTA VII: is this a meme
 Retromancer: @Chronic Fatigue "the Shocker" is when you extend all fingers except the ring finger. What they're doing is "westside"
 Chronic Fatigue: @Retromancer It's a 'one in the pink, two in the stink' thing.
 Retromancer: @Chronic Fatigue so are white people throwing up "gang signs"
 Chronic Fatigue: Duckface is a disease.
 Meow: I get it! Because STIs are pocket monsters! No wait that's stupid...
 madmax1: Terrifying
Image 69343   12-09-15   Uploaded by    Handyman
 buffalo: John!..John Waters!..Knock it off.................You know what I'm talkin' about.
 icloud: @WTF: High waists do that sometimes. Also, these pants may look tight, but the guys are so thin, there's probably a lot of empty space under the waist.
 Ouroborus: @misterjoe I think the women have them, hence the wide stances and happy looks.
 dobbiesdoogs: don't look up tiny ladies!
 misterjoe: where are their dicks?
 Bluetocracy: Ascots? No, they're smuggling rabbits!
 miller: On the right, Future Artistic Directors of America, Class of '73
 Sadbot: @WTF I was gonna say, that's some skillful tucking
 WTF: What happened to their penises?
 topcity: "Ascots!" Mr. Flaugherty leapt awake in his office. Throwing the door of his office wide, he bellowed into the studio "Ascots! Put every resource we have into ascots!"
Image 69342   12-09-15   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
 CrustyDusty: Good, 'cause I'm thirsty!
 prius: Wood
Image 69341   12-09-15   Uploaded by    oregon man
 Shay: Awww, poor fella's just shy.
 professorpig: if a guy's wearing that shirt, his head is pretty much useless anyway
Image 69340   12-09-15   Uploaded by    topcity
 hex0: Real if fake
 dragon horn: Fake if real
 Noremak: Have you tried mopping up the water?
 Ryan: Give me your keys now
 Pingu IRL: Looks legit
 l0dan: fuck the police
Image 69339   12-09-15   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
 CrustyDusty: Help doc, I think I caught HSY Caramel!
 Katsupkewl: Don't catch em all
 Retromancer: Mrs. Butterworth gave me a caramel STD.
 Thingo Pluble: yes, it's chocolate
Image 69338   12-09-15   Uploaded by    whaleshark
 dangdang: glory, satan, etc.
 Anus: That's what Johnny Cash was singing about?
 pig 3: Behold, the ring of fire!
 original og: Yes, that's what it looks like when you have hemorrhoids.
 Lestrange: Soweto playtime
 night shift: Wheeeee.
Image 69337   12-09-15   Uploaded by    afroking
 Kool Aid Man: so glad we stopped Kony in 2012
 leon: lmaooooooo
 poetrysucks: Kinks abound
Image 69336   12-09-15   Uploaded by    silver
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