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239033  bug: Eat the most delicious strawberry you've ever tasted. ...then die.

239004  Otterman: But to be honest, I enjoy separating food as well.

239004  Otterman: Racist

239020  Bluetocracy: A face only an everyone could love

239030  barfolomew: @GoGo Robotto I would guess Planned Parenthood.

238999  Annoying Vegan : #146023 My boy! This was his teething phase. Frozen carrots kept him distracted.

239025  Bluetocracy: That's right, this is one super team you need to keep on a short leash.

239025  Annoying Vegan : YAAAAAAS

239027  Annoying Vegan : *fumbles through purse for five milkbones*

239012  Not A Bot: Chernobyl teens are so sarcastic

239030  GoGo Robotto: Can someone tell me from which company this is?

239024  whcvgre78: khajit has wares if you have the coin

238979  Greifer: over easy please...

238985  Spazstatic: @VoR :(

238995  Spazstatic: Username/upload synergy is pretty high. Fan of one team bashing the coach of another (had to look it up)

239002  tib gubb: that place seems fun

239032  sparename: On my behalf, God has killed many kittens

239017  tib gubb: on technical merit, sure.

239007  Spazstatic: Painting that kills you if you look at it: $53,000 - $80,000

239028  barfolomew: This is a joke, but that sounds about right for Rhode Island.

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238906 Stumpwiz: @VeeKay, I would say hydrocele. Don't ask me why.

238859 AlexDeLarge: It's like he's on the dashboard of the entire country.

238911 Yurishiro: Can I bring my beautiful person

238943 Kaviri: In case you get lost.

238875 mwoody: Statutory Grape made my day and the day is only 45 minutes old.

238813 well duh: @sparename back when I was a welder, I made the mistake of wearing frayed (near the crochital area, of course) jeans to work EXACTLY ONCE. Much for the same reason.

238957 Kaviri: I always interpreted it as allegory for heroin addiction.

238852 carpwoman: OFFS.

238856 glenalec: Later... Oh, a penny. Oh, another penny, Oh, another....

238752 Kaviri: Wanna grow, grow up to be, be a debaser.

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 DQSpider: I'll grant the DOF is causing some of this but it doesn't look like his head is attached to his body
 Urchin: @Meow No, they were too busy being exactly as fucked up as us but without the means to propagate it
 MassDefect: I'm a pumpkin.
 Robespierre: My Little Phoney
 hnnngh: I wish that comet would hit us already.
 Meow: You think if the generation that fought in WW2 had time machines they'd come kick our ass?
 Mexico: Look upon the works of civilization, ye mighty, and despair.
Image 69122   12-08-15   Uploaded by    genius
 WaffleIron: @fanny : sometimes bad votes happen to good images.
 lordfuzzybottom: Does this comic not have a wesbsite?
 fanny: oh sure and everyone freaks out when I tried to end her #68660
 pepinguy: keep on goin butthorn. maybe not here, but somewhere
 DrinkMixMan: On the plus side, these comics caused me to Google "butthorn" and introduced me to Bulletproof with Gary Busey. For that I am forever in its debt.
 hnnngh: I think we should ban any further butthorn comics. Seriously, if this woman's life is so miserable she should just end it. My God, I hate hearing her complain.
 filthylaw: Oh my god, finally
 Jesus: it's tough being an awkward white woman
 Troll: holy shit Crabapples
 Knice: @Crabapples for the win.
 a robot: Jesus fuck why
 Meow: Now you can make your own neurotic biocomic at home!
 grizzly: Well-done crab.
Image 69121   12-08-15   Uploaded by    Crabapples
 Micro Jackson: This hurts my feelings
 betamax: Merica
 silver: Sciene has no gender!!!!
 Knice: Demand equality for labrador s/hetrievers.
Image 69120   12-08-15   Uploaded by    randomhobo
 ann: still better then the atari game.
 nanananana: okay, this is actually funny
 your nana: knock, either
 your nana: don't knok the paycheck, whiner
 eradicator: you think this is funny?
 fumbduck: Cool photo
 Ulillillia: Poor ET
Image 69119   12-08-15   Uploaded by    phro
Image 69118 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by zoe. We'll pray for you, zoe.
Image 69117 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bag o bones. Your image was bad, bag o bones.
 ann: this is his fetish.
 your nana: come inside
 pepinguy: Dat be ice cold
 Pier666: "What What in the Butt - hold on, that's not the butt!"
 Entertainmentalist: Yes kids, it's perfectly normal and fun to crawl into a snowwoman's uterus.
 Jennerator: Frosty the transman
 XBenedict: Talk about a frigid bitch.
 Knice: Do you wanna fuck a snowmaaaaannn
Image 69116   12-08-15   Uploaded by    nathan
 Fishy: I hhear the bippin' and the boppin'
 ann: the alligations were droped, like the base.
 your nana: "i spy" used to be one of my favorite shows before all the rap
 Noremak: With flow so fresh, it'll make you unconscious.
 Jennerator: All them bitches I be straight up drugging 'em, knockin' them out then my dick be slugging 'em*
 Mr. Shine: Here to make them panties drop/ for my jello puddin' pop/ right when be feelin' sleepy/ I'll be getting really creepy/ lay your head upon my futon/ I'll take you like I had a coupon/ when they ask "this girl, who rocked her?"/They called me the F#cking Doctor!
 Knice: Givin to ya in da ear-hole.
Image 69115   12-08-15   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
 Porbo Mellus: @DQSpider rad for this
 dragon horn: Guess you should have learned some marketable skills
 DQSpider: I hope Papa John dies spontaneous AIDS combustion
 a robot: Put a joke on the box! Dance for me, monkey!
 Mexico: Do you know how often I have to sell my body to pay for things?!
Image 69114   12-08-15   Uploaded by    macrocosm
 tib gubb: it moves as fast as it moves. sorry about your ridiculous paycheck.
 Itch: Compared to trump he looks like a genius
 Micro Jackson: Want fries Mitt dat?
 E. HONDA: "Yes, I would like one of your Earth hamburgers"
 Robespierre: "Time to see how the 47% live and eat ... *urp* - time to go back to the Horse club..."
 p-niiice: ironically eating at mcdonalds hehehehe
 crappypants: lol @Jesus @whiplash fuck romney
 Jennerator: What is this 'cash register' thing? Does her butler operate it?
 Jesus: probably just looking for a job application form
 whiplash: Biding his time..."they'll call me, I'll be the candidate again, I know it!"
 XBenedict: McAmazing grandmother
 aristocat: Mcdouble for the loser
 HermwoodLitmajor: McDonald's, for the man who can manage money
Image 69113   12-08-15   Uploaded by    mickeyd
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