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268957  Mad Collager: There must be an extra charge for these picketts.

268967  beckybecky: Cat feet are so cute. Great picture.

268954  dangerkeith3000: Shai'Hulud!

268954  lecj07: Is it going in or coming out?

268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

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268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

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 DQSpider: I'll grant the DOF is causing some of this but it doesn't look like his head is attached to his body
 Urchin: @Meow No, they were too busy being exactly as fucked up as us but without the means to propagate it
 MassDefect: I'm a pumpkin.
 sue: My Little Phoney
 hnnngh: I wish that comet would hit us already.
 Meow: You think if the generation that fought in WW2 had time machines they'd come kick our ass?
 Mexico: Look upon the works of civilization, ye mighty, and despair.
Image 69122   12-08-15   Uploaded by    genius
 WaffleIron: @fanny : sometimes bad votes happen to good images.
 lordfuzzybottom: Does this comic not have a wesbsite?
 fanny: oh sure and everyone freaks out when I tried to end her #68660
 pepinguy: keep on goin butthorn. maybe not here, but somewhere
 DrinkMixMan: On the plus side, these comics caused me to Google "butthorn" and introduced me to Bulletproof with Gary Busey. For that I am forever in its debt.
 hnnngh: I think we should ban any further butthorn comics. Seriously, if this woman's life is so miserable she should just end it. My God, I hate hearing her complain.
 filthylaw: Oh my god, finally
 Jesus: it's tough being an awkward white woman
 Troll: holy shit Crabapples
 Knice: @Crabapples for the win.
 a robot: Jesus fuck why
 Meow: Now you can make your own neurotic biocomic at home!
 grizzly: Well-done crab.
Image 69121   12-08-15   Uploaded by    Crabapples
 Micro Jackson: This hurts my feelings
 betamax: Merica
 silver: Sciene has no gender!!!!
 Knice: Demand equality for labrador s/hetrievers.
Image 69120   12-08-15   Uploaded by    randomhobo
 ann: still better then the atari game.
 nanananana: okay, this is actually funny
 your nana: knock, either
 your nana: don't knok the paycheck, whiner
 eradicator: you think this is funny?
 fumbduck: Cool photo
 Peddy Tenderglass: Poor ET
Image 69119   12-08-15   Uploaded by    phro
Image 69118 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by zoe. You have brought shame on us, zoe.
Image 69117 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bag o bones. Boo, bag o bones.
 ann: this is his fetish.
 your nana: come inside
 pepinguy: Dat be ice cold
 Pier666: "What What in the Butt - hold on, that's not the butt!"
 Entertainmentalist: Yes kids, it's perfectly normal and fun to crawl into a snowwoman's uterus.
 Jennerator: Frosty the transman
 XBenedict: Talk about a frigid bitch.
 Knice: Do you wanna fuck a snowmaaaaannn
Image 69116   12-08-15   Uploaded by    nathan
 Fishy: I hhear the bippin' and the boppin'
 ann: the alligations were droped, like the base.
 your nana: "i spy" used to be one of my favorite shows before all the rap
 Noremak: With flow so fresh, it'll make you unconscious.
 Jennerator: All them bitches I be straight up drugging 'em, knockin' them out then my dick be slugging 'em*
 Borkf: Here to make them panties drop/ for my jello puddin' pop/ right when be feelin' sleepy/ I'll be getting really creepy/ lay your head upon my futon/ I'll take you like I had a coupon/ when they ask "this girl, who rocked her?"/They called me the F#cking Doctor!
 Knice: Givin to ya in da ear-hole.
Image 69115   12-08-15   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
 Porbo Mellus: @DQSpider rad for this
 dragon horn: Guess you should have learned some marketable skills
 DQSpider: I hope Papa John dies spontaneous AIDS combustion
 a robot: Put a joke on the box! Dance for me, monkey!
 Mexico: Do you know how often I have to sell my body to pay for things?!
Image 69114   12-08-15   Uploaded by    macrocosm
 Big Bong Theory: it moves as fast as it moves. sorry about your ridiculous paycheck.
 Itch: Compared to trump he looks like a genius
 Micro Jackson: Want fries Mitt dat?
 E. HONDA: "Yes, I would like one of your Earth hamburgers"
 artfulcodger: "Time to see how the 47% live and eat ... *urp* - time to go back to the Horse club..."
 p-niiice: ironically eating at mcdonalds hehehehe
 crappypants: lol @Jesus @whiplash fuck romney
 Jennerator: What is this 'cash register' thing? Does her butler operate it?
 Jesus: probably just looking for a job application form
 whiplash: Biding his time..."they'll call me, I'll be the candidate again, I know it!"
 XBenedict: McAmazing grandmother
 aristocat: Mcdouble for the loser
 HermwoodLitmajor: McDonald's, for the man who can manage money
Image 69113   12-08-15   Uploaded by    mickeyd
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