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268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

268946  WTF: You would think the conservatives would be FOR abortions since they seem to be the ones constantly found hooking up with large swaths of women.

268949  Amy Housewine: * Last Post *

268950  Side Boob: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

268944  Dr Awkward: Ooooooooooh

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard



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Score:
684
 
 Korrok: Korrok's opinion is unwanted however not incorrect.
 eyg: Beauty truly is about brains.
 duckfarts: nice garters
 Mump Dampongus: interested...but disturbed...but interested
 MabelSyrup: Accidental bad vote. Terribly sorry. Also, would.
 your nana: "my eyes are up ... oh, wait ..."
 night shift: *guts
 elmosco: You're so vein, you probably think these guys are about you
 Warezlock: She can eat my brains anyday.
 grizzly: Paint me like one of your French ghouls.
Image 68774   12-06-15   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
303
 
 ann: incase anyone wondered, those dice are legit, no sixes on the side and the 5 is next to the 4
 Popsicle Dream: @crudites - he contains all knowledge, well all pointless information in any case.
 augustus: If a Clue lover: It was God, with death, on the earth
Image 68773   12-06-15   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
370
 
 whiplash: Popeye the Sailor Goes Mongolian, starring Robin Williams.
 Frilm Rempopert: Tibetans frighten easily, but they'll be back, in greater numbers
 Jeannie C: @shitshow those are metal combs for combing wool off those animals.
 CrustyDusty: Batou's mother
 TotalWar: Tibet is now too maintream.
 aristocat: Derelicte
 Noremak: On the corner of Michigan avenue in Chiraq...
 a robot: New Mongolian Mad Max movie looking good
 Mexico: * can't have
 Mexico: Just because you're fighting doesn't mean you have style.
 Jesus: fallout new tibet confirmed
 shitshow: I'm known for my fine metal catbox scoops and shitty disposition
 why the long face: Damn Star Wars cosplayer!
 beep: Tibetan steam punk.
Image 68772   12-06-15   Uploaded by    Mominous
Score:
71
 
 your nana: kid gets a life lesson in disappointment early on
 Janston: MY JOKE WAS THAT MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO HIS YARD HAHALOL
 ch: YARD SARD
 arglebargle: I'll give you ten cents for the plumbus.
 Frank herbert: whole yard
 Frank herbert: how much for the wjolenyard?
 Janston: I think he needs some milkshakes.
Image 68771   12-06-15   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
255
 
 Caio: @arglebagle: Dang I did not notice that.
 Science: @Itch: No, it's not. This is a poorly worded question from an obvious idiot.
 Korrok: Do you even math, bro?
 ann: good work kid, Fight the insanity. And remember, there are 4 lights.
 XLY: @Rump Dampomples all my exes live in texax
 CrookedCop: vv they spell it with two x-es 'cause Jesus!
 franktank: Must be Texax board of education.
 DerMantis: take 5 from 5 and 8 from 8 then add 10 to make 10.
 Dingo Plemupert: She didn't subtract... to explain it, say she's talking about pints of beer - 8 on on side, 5 on the other. she moved 2 of the 5 towards the 8. Of course that doesn't change the fact that the entire thing is confusing and you'll never get a 10 as a result.
 Janston: Robots are programmed to follow logic.
 Janston: @a robot doesn't surprise me. Robots afe
 Janston: @a robot doesn't surprise me. Robots afe
 your nana: not only can the teacher not subtract accurately, s/he can also not correct the child's spelling error
 Itch: This is the new common core math .it teaches kids the concepts underlying math. It all looks dumb if you are unfamiliar with it but its very important for the computer age
 Knice: Tell how to make English majors.
 Mr. Whiskers: I remember learning this as a mental calculation shortcut. But formalizing it to this degree is ridiculous.
 Crabapples: And so another child learns to hate math.
 a robot: Ok maybe I'm a moron but I don't understand how this is supposed to work at all.
 ch: This is insane
 arglebargle: @Caio Sure, but even as the teacher explained it she still would get thirteen. She also doesn't know that subtracting 2 from five isn't 2.
 Caio: It is actually a good method when you are adding very large numbers without any paper or a calculator.
 bigfarter: This is really stupid.
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: That is not how you math.
Image 68770   12-06-15   Uploaded by    Aa
Score:
125
 
 Mumbles: @I Smell - only bones left after the cats had finished.
 your nana: @I Smell may not be so juicy anymore, but there sure are a bunch of them 6 feet under
 Fishy: Aww so sad...
Image 68769   12-06-15   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
37
 
 pepinguy: pepinguy votes NO on cats
 your nana: "which to shred first?"
Image 68768   12-06-15   Uploaded by    fart
Score:
335
 
 ann: @a robot they have no use, that cat allready wanted to kill it's human.
 XLY: Cats love it!
 Noremak: @a robot Online Turing test?
 a robot: @obama Because I'm a robot
 ch: Oh, the princess has arrived at the ball early today! Everyone, to your posts!
 obama: @a robot you mean because you only eat hot pockets or some other reason?
 a robot: I never knew what those fancy pear wrappers were for. Now I know.
Image 68767   12-06-15   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
304
 
 pepinguy: pepinguy votes yea on funny asian things
 whiplash: Space Villain sez: "Ruke Cloudstrider, I am your...uncle."
 Shay: Why wait? You can walk around Times Square and see the real deal.
 San DoDo: Is ice superior to snow? as in ice queen.. why not snow queen and ice princess, that friggid princess
 Janston: "Nope, no infringement here", said no lawyer ever.
 Chronic Fatigue: Spy Woman Hero looks like she's been working in Vegas for a long time. But not at Barnes and Noble.
 arglebargle: Man of steel looking more like Man of Aluminum.
 a robot: Non-union Mexican equivalents
 Parcsomaha: Someone's afraid of getting sued...
Image 68766   12-06-15   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
236
 
 communist: You were a puppy, but now you are becoming a dog.
 Lang Dampomple: neckbeard puppy gets my vote!
Image 68765   12-06-15   Uploaded by    MyShamWowVoice
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