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234501  Ulillillia: Ouch

234477  Dreforian: @glenalec Everything's moving to the cloud these days

234483  Dreforian: Oh shi- did we leave the oven on when we left the cave?

234483  Dreforian: Quick! I heard someone has popcorn at the Vatican!

234483  Dreforian: SPRING BREAK!

234506  glenalec: I avoid tech that looks like a SciFi villain designed it - they always seem to contain one crucial flaw.

234504  glenalec: @WTF - But she can #234513 ! And #234510 is certainly trying!

234501  Dreforian: @Coolguy Must have been right after Red Alert as he never wore ties again!

234489  fanny: mods, please update my username to fanny fidler

234504  glenalec: Aliens are among us - more proof of non-humanoid tool-using lifeforms.

229496  fanny: return #234492

234492  fanny: haha @Peter Pantsless #229496

234503  Scoo: "They took mah ears!"

234502  Scoo: Ahhhh! Acid shin attack!

234493  Teechur: Just realized they got the leash, too!

234423  glenalec: All the bits are leaking out!

234428  glenalec: Don't upload me like potato.

234430  glenalec: @GoGo Robotto - I imagine at the moment the photo was taken he hadn't yet had time to react.

234488  grizzly: @looch nerd! No just kidding. I did the same thing.

234493  Teechur: Where's Grandma?

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234265 kornisjon: @when so Someone must have had a nice time.

234321 glenalec: vv the technical term is a kidney calculus. So my kidney now officially has better maths skills than me.

234465 a robot: Mantis' long lost sister?

234430 glenalec: @GoGo Robotto - I imagine at the moment the photo was taken he hadn't yet had time to react.

234331 looch: Better be named Huginn or Muninn

234446 a robot: But....why?

234437 FatTigerWoods: The kid couldn't stop eating for a sec and take a picture? Rude.

234411 Peter Pantsless: Ah, they're probably going to shave it off and were just having a bit of fun. I give myself goofy facial hair whenever I shave my beard off

234423 glenalec: All the bits are leaking out!

234277 glenalec: Glenalec's mum approves.



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 MeTooAlso: Dammit.
 MeTooAlso: Shoot, Im typing on my tablet and didnthe mean to post it yet. Thank you nonetheless, and sorry for the extra post.
 MeTooAlso: @Solemn Thank you good maam or sir. It'w
 Robespierre: 50 Shades of Neigh
 Solemn: @MeTooAlso A masterpiece of a comment.
 Skinr: Photoshop level: undetectable
 MeTooAlso: Whinnie thought, "This is the last straw, time to rein in that stallion." The nightmare was soon to be over. Something was just foal and she knew it. Was he shoed down to another woman? Was he a quarter of the Horse she thought he was? She was tempted to break out the colt ....45. But not yet... He was her mane man. And that game he liked to play...mountian rider...or was that mount and ride her? The double entendre just drove her wild.
 Mexico: My girlfriend's mother.
Image 66096   11-22-15   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
184
 
 ratwa: @hex0 And if they have a gun, they have both.
 duckfarts: lining up for the free clothes dryer
 gorilla: @hex0 - or a concealed second card reader in/over the chasis of the machine
 hapi papi: sick burn
 Chronic Fatigue: Girls used to change into their bikinis at the beach like this.
 ann: @hex0 just the number, cell cameras can grab that from 5' or more.
 MeTooAlso: "Hurry up, Superman!" Damn, I wish we still had phone booths.
 hex0: Pretty sure if someone has your pin they still need your card
Image 66095   11-22-15   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
329
 
 E. HONDA: if you could actually "avoid" mental problems, wouldn't that in itself be a cure?
 McMuff: Yes. But it just leaves you more tired and depressed.
 TrumpyTrump: Or maybe try drugs, alcohol, or unsafe personal decisions to put some pep in that depressed step!
 your nana: by the third day, you'll have momentarily forgotten everything that made you depressed, and you're good to go for a full three hours before repeating the cycle!
 whipwing: This is actually a proven method, idjits.
 carpwoman: This is absofuckinglutely perfect!
 soccer: Yes yes yes! Yes every day
 Ktoboe: the only thing i look forward to each day is getting exhausted enough to finally be able to sleep again. it'd be a pretty decent regimine if it weren't for the night terrors.
 MeTooAlso: Insomnia? Have you tried depression?
 fumbduck: Yes.
 Flarmie: Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!
Image 66094   11-22-15   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
197
 
 PearOfSalamanca: The truth comes out
 Korrok: Why is there a snowman in what appears to be summer?
 bizijosh: That's the last time I get ice cream from a portapotty.
 dobbiesdoogs: you're in luck! my colitis is acting up so we also have strawberry
 Headoftheclass: Oh, you want vanilla?!? Cumming right up!
 cran vodka: He was shitting the ice-cream
 DQSpider: You know it to be true
Image 66093   11-22-15   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
130
 
 Knice: She's a goner; they are obviously unable to animate.
 Albo Grungus: need, more, commas, to, read, previous, comment
 Rembo Rompus: Commas? She's in one.
 Mr. Butt: They forgot to give that stick figure massive tit.s
 epitasis: Needs more commas
Image 66092   11-22-15   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
171
 
 tib gubb: fat babby is nonplussed
 courtney: Charlie Brown pose.
 skillet: Same.
Image 66091   11-22-15   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
161
 
 robford: why would you take a cat on a damn road trip anyway
 Warren G Hardon: LSD- good trip, bad trip
Image 66090   11-22-15   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
349
 
 Korrok: @ClockworkJackalope Yes, I did.
 Ouroborus: Mint Frosting!
 Knice: Wow. (Not the good kind.)
 ann: how are the roaming charges?
 Huld Drumuble: surreal trek is the best SF
 Booty Kicker: you read that in his voice
 Mr. Shine: Hell yes.
Image 66089   11-22-15   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
80
 
 tib gubb: regret
 Robespierre: Frank
 Korrok: I call it "Manslaughter on the part of Krispy Kreme."
 spearmf: Diabeetus
 CoffeeAndCigs: Krispy Kreme DO-NOT, Dawg
 Crim Tender: Cancer.
 gg: digusting
 Knice: Call it a Fieri. And kill it.
 Natch: They put the hotdogs in the doughnut wrong. You stick it in the hole you fools!
 Huld Drumuble: Vommit.
 skillet: The Wilfred Brimley?
 Thyming: Hotnut
 greg: Fuck I woulda called it a Dognut
 Commodore 64: the cure for anorexia
 eider: The Bloodfart
Image 66088   11-22-15   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
180
 
 tib gubb: referencing errors are hi-larious
 nightmarez: this is ableist....
 whaleshark: Bae caught me sleeping....
 MassDefect: Sounds like a much happier movie than The Fox and the Hound that I remember.
Image 66087   11-22-15   Uploaded by    melted plastic
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