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272707  dobbiesdoogs: tailgate me elmo

272710  Mr. Butt: @Bluetocracy Nobody tell her that "muad'dib" means "mouse."

272707  trelyate: Elmo knows where you live!

272685  Otterman: I could be a cat person for this fellow.

272700  Otterman: (Clown nose sound)

272710  Bluetocracy: the spice...

272711  MrBoffo: Admiration dogsonified

272716  MrBoffo: Socially aggressive

272715  MrBoffo: Socially depressive

272709  Wumph Morms: Dwarf Fortress 3D

272707  WTF: "K... K is for 'I'm going to KILL you for cutting me off!'"

272708  WTF: Hear no evil, don't you see no evil, don't you lay no evil down on me (The Burn-ing Hell)

272700  El hefe: Shoot your web

272705  Littlecraftywolf: fuck you i was a member and there were thousands at least

272721  Nope: Man Jeff Foxworthy let himself go

272674  Mustyrats: Really? another screen shot?

272724  professional: $500?

272632  KingTrebek: [assistant to the regional]

272713  Dr. Bathroom: I ffffart in your general direction.

272707  Not A Bot: 'murica, 2086

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272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

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272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

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Score:
174
 
 MeTooAlso: Dammit.
 MeTooAlso: Shoot, Im typing on my tablet and didnthe mean to post it yet. Thank you nonetheless, and sorry for the extra post.
 MeTooAlso: @Solemn Thank you good maam or sir. It'w
 happier: 50 Shades of Neigh
 Solemn: @MeTooAlso A masterpiece of a comment.
 Skinr: Photoshop level: undetectable
 MeTooAlso: Whinnie thought, "This is the last straw, time to rein in that stallion." The nightmare was soon to be over. Something was just foal and she knew it. Was he shoed down to another woman? Was he a quarter of the Horse she thought he was? She was tempted to break out the colt ....45. But not yet... He was her mane man. And that game he liked to play...mountian rider...or was that mount and ride her? The double entendre just drove her wild.
 Mexico: My girlfriend's mother.
Image 66096   11-22-15   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
184
 
 ratwa: @hex0 And if they have a gun, they have both.
 duckfarts: lining up for the free clothes dryer
 gorilla: @hex0 - or a concealed second card reader in/over the chasis of the machine
 hapi papi: sick burn
 Chronic Fatigue: Girls used to change into their bikinis at the beach like this.
 ann: @hex0 just the number, cell cameras can grab that from 5' or more.
 MeTooAlso: "Hurry up, Superman!" Damn, I wish we still had phone booths.
 hex0: Pretty sure if someone has your pin they still need your card
Image 66095   11-22-15   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
329
 
 E. HONDA: if you could actually "avoid" mental problems, wouldn't that in itself be a cure?
 McMuff: Yes. But it just leaves you more tired and depressed.
 TrumpyTrump: Or maybe try drugs, alcohol, or unsafe personal decisions to put some pep in that depressed step!
 your nana: by the third day, you'll have momentarily forgotten everything that made you depressed, and you're good to go for a full three hours before repeating the cycle!
 whipwing: This is actually a proven method, idjits.
 Prefuse: This is absofuckinglutely perfect!
 soccer: Yes yes yes! Yes every day
 Ktoboe: the only thing i look forward to each day is getting exhausted enough to finally be able to sleep again. it'd be a pretty decent regimine if it weren't for the night terrors.
 MeTooAlso: Insomnia? Have you tried depression?
 fumbduck: Yes.
 Flarmie: Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!
Image 66094   11-22-15   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Score:
197
 
 PearOfSalamanca: The truth comes out
 Korrok: Why is there a snowman in what appears to be summer?
 bizijosh: That's the last time I get ice cream from a portapotty.
 dobbiesdoogs: you're in luck! my colitis is acting up so we also have strawberry
 Headoftheclass: Oh, you want vanilla?!? Cumming right up!
 cran vodka: He was shitting the ice-cream
 DQSpider: You know it to be true
Image 66093   11-22-15   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
130
 
 Knice: She's a goner; they are obviously unable to animate.
 Albo Grungus: need, more, commas, to, read, previous, comment
 Rembo Rompus: Commas? She's in one.
 Mr. Butt: They forgot to give that stick figure massive tit.s
 epitasis: Needs more commas
Image 66092   11-22-15   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
171
 
 boxboxbox: fat babby is nonplussed
 courtney: Charlie Brown pose.
 skillet: Same.
Image 66091   11-22-15   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
161
 
 robford: why would you take a cat on a damn road trip anyway
 Warren G Hardon: LSD- good trip, bad trip
Image 66090   11-22-15   Uploaded by    ShamWOW
Score:
349
 
 Korrok: @ClockworkJackalope Yes, I did.
 Ouroborus: Mint Frosting!
 Knice: Wow. (Not the good kind.)
 ann: how are the roaming charges?
 Huld Drumuble: surreal trek is the best SF
 Booty Kicker: you read that in his voice
 gutwheat: Hell yes.
Image 66089   11-22-15   Uploaded by    horny horn
Score:
80
 
 NotHuman: regret
 angry: Frank
 Korrok: I call it "Manslaughter on the part of Krispy Kreme."
 spearmf: Diabeetus
 CoffeeAndCigs: Krispy Kreme DO-NOT, Dawg
 Crim Tender: Cancer.
 gg: digusting
 Knice: Call it a Fieri. And kill it.
 Natch: They put the hotdogs in the doughnut wrong. You stick it in the hole you fools!
 Huld Drumuble: Vommit.
 skillet: The Wilfred Brimley?
 Thyming: Hotnut
 greg: Fuck I woulda called it a Dognut
 Commodore 64: the cure for anorexia
 eider: The Bloodfart
Image 66088   11-22-15   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
180
 
 SomeCanadian: referencing errors are hi-larious
 nightmarez: this is ableist....
 whaleshark: Bae caught me sleeping....
 MassDefect: Sounds like a much happier movie than The Fox and the Hound that I remember.
Image 66087   11-22-15   Uploaded by    melted plastic
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