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268597  barfolomew: Nael has a future in the arts.

268592  Yam: Wait, what are they

268603  Korrok: Korrok approves....

268593  AlexDeLarge: Lord Voldogmort

268591  WTF: "Fine. World peace... with hookers and cocaine."

268594  WTF: These sponges don't offer much protection.

268589  SuedeOxford: Barc-Andre Fleury

268553  trelyate: kleiner wiener

268567  trelyate: Gyarados was almost named Skulkraken

268574  trelyate: she is brave enough to sit there

268586  Prostata: bartenders hate this one weird trick!

268589  Prostata: Vegas Golden Doggoknight

268577  Not A Bot: I put it on like a ghost costume and everybody shits in the pool.

268593  fumbduck: Is this snake dog venomous?

268591  fumbduck: Don't ask, then.

268571  VeeKay: Aka 'how I avoided the death penalty on holiday'.

268589  barfolomew: Sport dog is happy to be included.

268575  VeeKay: A Yahoo Broken Tufter

268585  MrBoffo: Where'dshego?

268586  MrBoffo: Just ring when you want to be totally ignored, asshole

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268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268497 Scoo: murica.jpg

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!



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 6. Stoner: 1708 points
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 9. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
10. Zaxxoff: 1533 points
11. Shay: 1501 points
12. Cyka: 1482 points
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14. fisto: 1419 points
15. crappypants: 1413 points
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Score:
311
 
 Micro Jackson: It looks like you are getting a tattoo. Are you drunk enough?
 Frank herbert: why. for fucks sake why?
 suckit: Kill it with fire
 hex0: I see you're getting a tattoo...
 Janston: @Rump Dampomples voted rad because your comment
 elmosco: It looks like you are making a bad life decision.
Image 65669   11-19-15   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
134
 
 your nana: more like BORED games
 dobbiesdoogs: are 1-28 also board games? there are plenty of candidates
Image 65668   11-19-15   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
252
 
 yawgmoth: Now watch as "Susan" sings the national anthem while I drink this entire glass of water
 Micro Jackson: I think this means we are engaged now
 logan: Spank that monk... oh its an elephant.
 WaffleIron: And to think I'd been using the vacuum all this time
 a robot: It's weird to go to the zoo wearing high heels and little black dress
 your nana: her dog left a lick or two of peanut butter
 humanfog: Innocence of youth.
 duckfarts: just relax, your baby will be out in no time
 XLY: Dude in the backs all "Just as planned..."
 Knice: Watcha gonna do with all that that trunk, all that trunk, in your junk.
Image 65667   11-19-15   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
71
 
 ptrain: Crude, at best
 Poop van Pants: Dorknado
 Korrok: "Nice Photoshop job!" -no one with eyes.
 CrookedCop: Coming soon on SyFy.
 Urchin: Even if the shop was well done this would be pretty lame
 Frank herbert: the football mortal kombat pic I declared worst photoshopped ever.... this is close
 a robot: This is the most real photo of anything that has ever genuinely existed
 your nana: hope the shark doesn't have a latex allergy
 salmiakki: classic
 XLY: @duckfarts Swiggity Swooty also image # has a 666
 duckfarts: @XLY: ASS SHARK
 XLY: That is one tiny ass shark
 sodamachine: really
Image 65666   11-19-15   Uploaded by    Johnny
Score:
70
 
 morakdais: my halloween costume, with a pic of me in it
 Frank herbert: ummm. no
 your nana: leopard looking for a cougar
 elmstreet: NO coy smile. Not commited to the look. 4/10
 duckfarts: mee-yowwwuuggghhhhhh
Image 65665   11-19-15   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
Score:
274
 
 wooden boy: rad as hell
 fidelcastro: photoshop
 DrinkMixMan: They're all party dudes now
 ch: You preach it, Dildo Bros.
 Kool Aid Man: TMNT are notoriously violent
 Janston: Splinter smoked chronic for his arthritis, i assume
 duckfarts: is that an otter pop
 Mexico: Not after what happened to Donatello's legs.
 Frank herbert: raph definitely has dinner in his mouth
 Nope: Yeah... that's a "bong"
Image 65664   11-19-15   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
186
 
 Micro Jackson: Fax me that when you are done
 Banana boy: What a shitstorm
 your nana: the shit hit the fan
 Red: brown-eyed susie*
 duckfarts: hell of a party
 bizijosh: It must be a pretty wild party.
Image 65663   11-19-15   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
233
 
 Good Bye: Get off my back already.
 romangreek: Im a duck
 your nana: reverse cowgirl: you're doing it wrong
 steve: "Not doing much... Just riding some giant amazons"
 Frank herbert: old but good
 wolfskin: Ride 'em, Cowboy!
Image 65662   11-19-15   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
293
 
 duckfarts: @zazzer: it's just a shirt
 Ghabo: @zazzer The girl in the background wearing the same shirt and giving him (out of frame) bedroom eyes begs to differ.
 Janston: WONDERFUL LADY-CRUSHER999 has entered the game
 RzK: I don't normally make this joke, but this kid is NEVER getting laid. This here will be a soylent drinking asexual alsrlf-identified autistic tech startup STEMlord in a matter of hours.
Image 65661   11-19-15   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
161
 
 your nana: aww! such a happy puppy!
Image 65660   11-19-15   Uploaded by    Sharkface
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