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254072  WannaBee: @WTF My aunt would always tell me when I was little "Women don't fart, they toot" and "We don't sweat, we shimmer" it was funny back then, but now it's just stupid.

254113  Not A Bot: Only the great Fortune Feimster would take more than a whole fucking year to connect the two events.

254064  Dreforian: Guardian of the Master Sword in the next Zelda game...

254115  charlemagne: and they all stink of cheese, those dairy eating -expletive-

254117  charlemagne: pucker up

254115  Zochrot: I'll take racism fo 400 alex.

254058  raditzu: My kind of cake

254081  carpwoman: 'Shopped.

254115  Coolguy: Daaaaaaang.....

254100  WTF: @UnknownSample "If I can't see you, you can't see me."

254111  Sandor: What's a "cnadaian"?

254103  OldKentuckyShark: The same amount has now been all over that box of gloves. I suggest going back to touching the gas pump raw, skin on plastic action, aww yeah...

254114  WTF: These are the guys I work with... except it's every meal of the day.

254110  tib gubb: ship it

254111  tib gubb: @jochenau that and robust drug habits

254084  White Rice: Yup, he's still a worthy boy.

254113  SuedeOxford: Pen is broken, use finger.

254092  Not A Bot: "It's like, ugh, with things the way they are at the office, relaxing this weekend is gonna be really ruff..."

254111  Nope: @jochenau Most of them are broken inside regardless..

254107  jochenau: When @a robot met @Annoying Vegan

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254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

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 Micro Jackson: It looks like you are getting a tattoo. Are you drunk enough?
 Frank herbert: why. for fucks sake why?
 suckit: Kill it with fire
 hex0: I see you're getting a tattoo...
 Janston: @Rump Dampomples voted rad because your comment
 elmosco: It looks like you are making a bad life decision.
Image 65669   11-19-15   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 your nana: more like BORED games
 dobbiesdoogs: are 1-28 also board games? there are plenty of candidates
Image 65668   11-19-15   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
 yawgmoth: Now watch as "Susan" sings the national anthem while I drink this entire glass of water
 Micro Jackson: I think this means we are engaged now
 logan: Spank that monk... oh its an elephant.
 WaffleIron: And to think I'd been using the vacuum all this time
 a robot: It's weird to go to the zoo wearing high heels and little black dress
 your nana: her dog left a lick or two of peanut butter
 humanfog: Innocence of youth.
 duckfarts: just relax, your baby will be out in no time
 XLY: Dude in the backs all "Just as planned..."
 Knice: Watcha gonna do with all that that trunk, all that trunk, in your junk.
Image 65667   11-19-15   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
 ptrain: Crude, at best
 Poop van Pants: Dorknado
 Korrok: "Nice Photoshop job!" -no one with eyes.
 CrookedCop: Coming soon on SyFy.
 Urchin: Even if the shop was well done this would be pretty lame
 Frank herbert: the football mortal kombat pic I declared worst photoshopped ever.... this is close
 a robot: This is the most real photo of anything that has ever genuinely existed
 your nana: hope the shark doesn't have a latex allergy
 salmiakki: classic
 XLY: @duckfarts Swiggity Swooty also image # has a 666
 duckfarts: @XLY: ASS SHARK
 XLY: That is one tiny ass shark
 sodamachine: really
Image 65666   11-19-15   Uploaded by    Johnny
 morakdais: my halloween costume, with a pic of me in it
 Frank herbert: ummm. no
 your nana: leopard looking for a cougar
 elmstreet: NO coy smile. Not commited to the look. 4/10
 duckfarts: mee-yowwwuuggghhhhhh
Image 65665   11-19-15   Uploaded by    TheFrogMan
 wooden boy: rad as hell
 fidelcastro: photoshop
 DrinkMixMan: They're all party dudes now
 ch: You preach it, Dildo Bros.
 Kool Aid Man: TMNT are notoriously violent
 Janston: Splinter smoked chronic for his arthritis, i assume
 duckfarts: is that an otter pop
 Mexico: Not after what happened to Donatello's legs.
 Frank herbert: raph definitely has dinner in his mouth
 Nope: Yeah... that's a "bong"
Image 65664   11-19-15   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
 Micro Jackson: Fax me that when you are done
 Banana boy: What a shitstorm
 your nana: the shit hit the fan
 Red: brown-eyed susie*
 duckfarts: hell of a party
 bizijosh: It must be a pretty wild party.
Image 65663   11-19-15   Uploaded by    Mexico
 Good Bye: Get off my back already.
 romangreek: Im a duck
 your nana: reverse cowgirl: you're doing it wrong
 steve: "Not doing much... Just riding some giant amazons"
 Frank herbert: old but good
 Theta Zero: Ride 'em, Cowboy!
Image 65662   11-19-15   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
 duckfarts: @zazzer: it's just a shirt
 Ghabo: @zazzer The girl in the background wearing the same shirt and giving him (out of frame) bedroom eyes begs to differ.
 Janston: WONDERFUL LADY-CRUSHER999 has entered the game
 RzK: I don't normally make this joke, but this kid is NEVER getting laid. This here will be a soylent drinking asexual alsrlf-identified autistic tech startup STEMlord in a matter of hours.
Image 65661   11-19-15   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
 your nana: aww! such a happy puppy!
Image 65660   11-19-15   Uploaded by    Sharkface
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