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262784  Spazstatic: And no respirator.

262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!



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Score:
129
 
 soccer: No no no, its Scott plus Andrew, so thoes socks are for Scandrew
 ann: I know a Scott Andrew, but not a Scott T Andrew.
 Horp Lello: Hello, Jeff? Let me check your file...
 duckfarts: chippendales changing room
 Pickle Dick: this is racist
 Extreme Locorito: Teachers confiscate the weirdest shit
 Hungy Dingus: scott & andrew are obviously conjoined twins
 ch: Yeah thanks for sharing that
 Nymphomania: FBI trial photo from Coach Purvy's office
 Fursona: pieces of evidence from gang rape
 Punt Numbles: This is terrifying even without considering the reasons that Scott and Andrew are apparently interchangable.
Image 64012   11-11-15   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
273
 
 sylveon: Rocketskiroad car!
 Staida: Sorry... janky but still hella want.
 WaffleIron: Air, Land and Sea. Meet the mobile U.S. Marine Corps Special Operations Command
 Chest Rockwell: salty KA-30 bro.
 aristocat: in soviet russia car = wtf
 NashtasticVoyage: BoatBus?
Image 64011   11-11-15   Uploaded by    Moonmoon
Score:
4404
 
 ninetailorochimaru: Thanks, Cor, I'll try it out =)
 VoR: @ninetailorochimaru I always find that when I'm in a slump being proactive with tasks is helpful. Even just making my bed when I don't normally.
 ninetailorochimaru: I'm still trying to find motivation to do anything now that I'm disabled. 2-3 times a day I'm randomly paralyzed anywhere from 30 mins to an hour. Any tips on what I can do to stay happy?
 gary: Today was a good day
 ninetailorochimaru: Thanks, but you didn't have to announce me like that...
 ChubbyBuddy: the winner has arrived
 Knice: Found the most miserable looking My Little Pony today...
 ninetailorochimaru: This many
 KyleisBobDole: I wonder how many comments have been lost here to the ravages of time.
 gary: Octonauts is strangely compelling.
 ninetailorochimaru: What exactly are you claiming possession over, Kyle? DEFEAT?!
 KyleisBobDole: Nah, it's definitely mine this time.
 ninetailorochimaru: What's pointy? Only thing coming to mind is Laura Croft's boobs in the first Tomb Raider game.
 Scoo: Mmmm... pointy
 ninetailorochimaru: Sorry fellow denizens of the friendly spaceship,I have returned at last. After two hard years of fighting with the legal system I am finally receiving social security benefits. My life is feeling a lot better. Hope your lives are awesome as well =D
 KyleisBobDole: I'm pretty sure I've got it this time.
 Knice: I like corn.
 ninetailorochimaru: Nope. Just Chicken Dinners.
 wolfpk: Winner?
 ninetailorochimaru: I like my name too much to change it. Least on this site, I mean.
 gary: if I could, I would.
 ninetailorochimaru: If it truly was your new name, then ur name would have been changed and not been Gary still. I'm on to you -.-
 gary: #64010 is my new name for procrastination. I should be writing an assignment, instead here I am.
 ninetailorochimaru: What's neat is the Government might finally be giving me money soon so I have an income and can no longer be stressed out about financial matters! Wish me luck!
 Ihminen: neat
 ninetailorochimaru: I know I'm not supposed to post twice in a row, but I hope you all have an awes9me Valentine's day.And if you are spending it alone fret not,the person of your dreams is more than likely doing the same thing, until you meet them. Take care friendly Spaceship passengers!
 ninetailorochimaru: Your wisdom fills me with hope for this world...
 VoR: @ninetailorochimaru Wikipedia is type of truth
 VoR: @ninetailorochimaru wiki says hey used to sew razor blades into their cap peaks.
 ninetailorochimaru: I feel like I'm LOSING because he never looked up what it meant on google...I meant it when I said I'm lazy.
 ping: [edit] (No longer) Winning!!!
 ninetailorochimaru: And with Google? I don't want to look I am too lazy.
 VoR: @ninetailorochimaru ...Without Google I'm pretry sure a gang in Birmingham used to hide razor blades in their hat peaks. I guess they blinded a few people as a result.
 ninetailorochimaru: What are/is Peaky Blinders?
 greg: And the day is mine!
 gary: How good is Peaky Blinders?
 ninetailorochimaru: I don't think VoR would accept those terms, Gary.
 gary: Can we call it a draw?
 ninetailorochimaru: Reunited and it feeeeeels so goooooooooooooood!
 gary: Together again
 ninetailorochimaru: MERRY BIRTHMAS EVERYKNE!
 ninetailorochimaru: Not the 25th yet. Don't worry it's coming though, Gary.
 gary: *cough cough*
 ninetailorochimaru: That has nothing to do with the holidays. But come back on December 25th for a message from yours truly.
 gary: Chai Tea means Tea Tea. Naan Bread means Bread Bread. Sahara Desert means Desert Desert. Panini Sandwiches means Sandwiches Sandwiches. Sharia Law means 'Law Law.
 ninetailorochimaru: The hero returns, sad to admit he returns to this site 6 times a week. Not much he can do when he is disabled and out of work though. Watching over the denizens of the friendly spaceship is what gives him solace. In the end, it's a hard job, but it keeps him going.
 Dr Awkward: Purple Day brought me here.
 ninetailorochimaru: I'm no citizen. I am a hero
 KyleisBobDole: Move along citizen.
 ninetailorochimaru: But does korn like you? Your story is coming undone
 Knice: I like corn.
 Donut: I refuse.
 ninetailorochimaru: I don't remember
 Noremak: Ancient history, right here. Like a handshake amongst old timers. Remember when there used to be youtube videos on AG?
 ninetailorochimaru: FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAID DORMANT. WHO DARES DUSTURB M- Hey Best buddy!
 WaffleIron: This is the song that doesn't end, it just goes on and on my friend!
 VoR: Times are slow for #64010
 ninetailorochimaru: Hi scoo
 Scoo:
 ninetailorochimaru: I saw it ;)
 gary: Ok, just quietly sneaking back in. Sshh. Nothing to see here.
 ninetailorochimaru: @VoR can u win ur own challenge?
 Scoo: It's turtles all the way down
 gary: I was, genuinely, on top for weeks. I thought I might have won this... more fool me
 VoR: Yellow!
 ninetailorochimaru: Cows go meow
 Scoo: Ducks say quack
 ninetailorochimaru: Hope you guys had an awes9me Zombie Jesus Day!
 Scoo:
 Noremak: Cows go moo!
 gary: I'm tried of looking at that my little pony
 thecraftywolf: came to this in 2017
 Scoo: I should make this my home page
 KyleisBobDole: Don't mind me. Just commenting on old images. Nothing to see here.
 ninetailorochimaru: No THIS is the first comment of the rest of the comments. Also vor how'd you forget?
 WaffleIron: This is the first comment of the rest of the comments.
 VoR: Woah! Almost forgot my comment harvester!
 ninetailorochimaru: Flips note over*
 Scoo: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
 ninetailorochimaru: Tomorrow is valentine's day so hope u have a good one
 San DoDo: What a time to be alive!
 Scoo: Last
 ninetailorochimaru: And another
 Scoo: And yet another
 ninetailorochimaru: Exactly
 Scoo: If only for a fleeting moment...
 ninetailorochimaru: If u reply u only fuel the flame...to win u must be sneaky
 Pizza: @fanny @Wet farts Type louder, I can hardly hear you!
 fanny: @Wet farts are you sure?
 Wet farts: @fanny I was saying I was the current winner :P
 fanny: @Wet farts you were saying something?
 Wet farts: Current winner....
 a robot: @gary That endless horse thing is basically the greatest thing I've seen so far this year. So plus a million to you :D
 gary: Happy 2017 #64010
 ninetailorochimaru: Happy birthmas!
 Noremak: Happy Whatever-You-Celebrate!
 ninetailorochimaru: Step aside minx
 Minx: Step aside guys *fixes bow tie*
 ninetailorochimaru: Well, no longer the winner. It was a good month.
 Pizza: endless.suffering/
Image 64010   11-11-15   Uploaded by    VoR
Score:
428
 
 Knice: @ WotGives: M
 WotGives: Oops, scrolled too far. Damn #64010 and its startling dangle
 WotGives: Fun fact: cows have accents. Your local bovine will low in a slightly different manner than those of another region. This seems to he true of most animals, not just humans
 Knice: @Noremak I know the feeling!
 Knice: Knock, knock!
 Knice: Knock, knock!
 Noremak: been teleported!
 Noremak: been teleported!
 Noremak: The hell? I've
 Noremak: Ended at noon o'clock. That was short. I wanted more E's!
 VoR: ah wrong pic
 VoR: Korrok! you're in the way - number 522 - ish
 durian: she's menopausal & no longer has time for anyone's shit
 EvilOtter: By Little Tumor
 HenryVIII: my little emo
 Yam: This is what the Eraserhead baby grew up to be
 WaffleIron: Bojack themed my little pony is rad.
 Catcat: The Pony's painfully aware of his misplaced audience
 a robot: @Chronic Fatigue A brony would never put a substandard off-brand pony up his butt. Only the officially licensed merchandise will suffice
 Chronic Fatigue: He knows he's going to end up inside a Brony's butt.
Image 64009   11-11-15   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
253
 
 CrustyDusty: Why didn't you tell me you were running to Taco Bell?
 Teechur: It's one of those shittaco mushrooms my wife is always raving about.
 avemaria: as long as its a Dorito Tacos Locos im pretty much down
 StuporFly: dirtaco is crumchy
 Korrok: Eh, what the hell, I'll eat it.
 ann: In the future all resterants are taco bell.
 Lutha: millions of years from now, aliens will visit earth and the only remaining item of our culture will be fossilized doritos locos tacos
 Annoying Vegan : Image perfectly captioned by username.
 Mr Mumble: Oh hey, I was going to call your mom. Thanks for the reminder.
 MC Delta T: 1.2 million bugs crawled on that and said "NOPE". Kudos to the mold for giving it a shot
 MamboNumber6: It will give you fossilized diarrhoea.
 Catcat: I'm not saying it's ancient mexicans, but it's ancient mexicans!
 Meow: not many people know Taco Bell existed in the Cretatious period
Image 64008   11-11-15   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
237
 
 Korrok: Heheh, 69. It's a sex thing.
 Korrok: 7/20/1969
 duckfarts: roll for initiative
 Good Bye: Signed!
Image 64007   11-11-15   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
257
 
 redrex: Goodbye, Pork-Pie Hat
 Weldo: Future, stand off, virtual reality!
 Relp: okay in the grand scheme of shitty things people wear, this isnt even that bad
 wampastompa: YLLS
 Annoying Vegan : Quilted for your comfort
 Ktoboe: such a carefully posed, carefree pose
 grandma: Winner of the role of Tiny Dancer in Elton John's upcoming tour.
 time is wastin: Looks comfy aside from the atrocious sandals
 communist: She has a nice beard.
 a robot: Hey guy why are you dressed like my grandma
Image 64006   11-11-15   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
303
 
 CrustyDusty: This is a timber wolf, right?
 Shay: This is how you can make a dog go MMMMEEEEOOOOWWWWWW
 Remp Wulgus: he really should be wearing some eye protection
 ch: I have no idea what I'm sawing
 Ktoboe: texas chainsaw massapurr... oh wait, that's a dog. shit. I got nothin.
 Magma Safe: I hope he has an idea of what he's doing. Chainsaws are dangerous
 dope: Dog the Builder! Can he fix it? ARF he can!
 waffle iron: I'd rather see a lumberjack russel.
 Catcat: The rare Canadian werewolf
 Solemn: I saw a dog.
Image 64005   11-11-15   Uploaded by    A Decent Fellow
Score:
184
 
 Leapyean: Look, a house hippo nest!
 Chinese Buffet: landshark
 Pizza: Jerry's not here, man
 grizzly: Put your dick in it.
Image 64004   11-11-15   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
110
 
 Fishy: I twisted my neck to see this.
 glowstick: Illuminati confirmed...
 MenschMaschine: I've tasted this "scotch" and it's somewhat lacking.
 Solemn: Neck hurts.
Image 64003   11-11-15   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
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