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234015  Teechur: Oh, you use whinny-dos. I prefer Apples

234016  Teechur: The router wasn't the problem anyway. Look at the printer "PC load letter"

234017  Teechur: @addend I don't think those two are interested in "birds"

234019  Teechur: I was going to say this can go to hell, but I think that's where it came from.

234020  Teechur: @Sadbot Don't worry! It looks like threads he pulled from that poly tarp on the ground.

234020  barfolomew: I sure hope that's an ambulance down there.

234016  Zukero: There was a spider on it.

234019  addend: @Yurishiro We can talk later. Just eat up!

234020  Sadbot: the OSHA thread makes me hella anxious

234018  Sadbot: but why, I'm already sleepy

234019  tib gubb: new contra game looking good

234017  addend: "Now where is this Big Bird we keep hearing about?"

234019  Yurishiro: I'm at a loss for words

233988  barfolomew: You know what would remedy this? A straw!

234015  addend: "Lemme get Ctrl and Alt, then you press Delete, okay?"

233999  barfolomew: @Ulillillia I actually live near this, it's quite uncomfortable to lie down in. It's far too narrow at the bottom.

234018  Yurishiro: Jason McLargemouth

234009  Yurishiro: @addend I couldn't.

234010  Yurishiro: That was the weirdest bachelor party

234012  Yurishiro: Kanye Worst

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233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!

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233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

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Score:
129
 
 soccer: No no no, its Scott plus Andrew, so thoes socks are for Scandrew
 ann: I know a Scott Andrew, but not a Scott T Andrew.
 Horp Lello: Hello, Jeff? Let me check your file...
 duckfarts: chippendales changing room
 Pickle Dick: this is racist
 Extreme Locorito: Teachers confiscate the weirdest shit
 Hungy Dingus: scott & andrew are obviously conjoined twins
 ch: Yeah thanks for sharing that
 Nymphomania: FBI trial photo from Coach Purvy's office
 Fursona: pieces of evidence from gang rape
 Punt Numbles: This is terrifying even without considering the reasons that Scott and Andrew are apparently interchangable.
Image 64012   11-11-15   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
248
 
 sylveon: Rocketskiroad car!
 Staida: Sorry... janky but still hella want.
 WaffleIron: Air, Land and Sea. Meet the mobile U.S. Marine Corps Special Operations Command
 Chest Rockwell: salty KA-30 bro.
 aristocat: in soviet russia car = wtf
 NashtasticVoyage: BoatBus?
Image 64011   11-11-15   Uploaded by    Moonmoon
Score:
3837
 
 ninetailorochimaru: I know I'm not supposed to post twice in a row, but I hope you all have an awes9me Valentine's day.And if you are spending it alone fret not,the person of your dreams is more than likely doing the same thing, until you meet them. Take care friendly Spaceship passengers!
 ninetailorochimaru: Your wisdom fills me with hope for this world...
 VoR: @ninetailorochimaru Wikipedia is type of truth
 VoR: @ninetailorochimaru wiki says hey used to sew razor blades into their cap peaks.
 ninetailorochimaru: I feel like I'm LOSING because he never looked up what it meant on google...I meant it when I said I'm lazy.
 ping: [edit] (No longer) Winning!!!
 ninetailorochimaru: And with Google? I don't want to look I am too lazy.
 VoR: @ninetailorochimaru ...Without Google I'm pretry sure a gang in Birmingham used to hide razor blades in their hat peaks. I guess they blinded a few people as a result.
 ninetailorochimaru: What are/is Peaky Blinders?
 some guy : And the day is mine!
 gary: How good is Peaky Blinders?
 ninetailorochimaru: I don't think VoR would accept those terms, Gary.
 gary: Can we call it a draw?
 ninetailorochimaru: Reunited and it feeeeeels so goooooooooooooood!
 gary: Together again
 ninetailorochimaru: MERRY BIRTHMAS EVERYKNE!
 ninetailorochimaru: Not the 25th yet. Don't worry it's coming though, Gary.
 gary: *cough cough*
 ninetailorochimaru: That has nothing to do with the holidays. But come back on December 25th for a message from yours truly.
 gary: Chai Tea means Tea Tea. Naan Bread means Bread Bread. Sahara Desert means Desert Desert. Panini Sandwiches means Sandwiches Sandwiches. Sharia Law means 'Law Law.
 ninetailorochimaru: The hero returns, sad to admit he returns to this site 6 times a week. Not much he can do when he is disabled and out of work though. Watching over the denizens of the friendly spaceship is what gives him solace. In the end, it's a hard job, but it keeps him going.
 Dr Awkward: Purple Day brought me here.
 ninetailorochimaru: I'm no citizen. I am a hero
 KyleisBobDole: Move along citizen.
 ninetailorochimaru: But does korn like you? Your story is coming undone
 Knice: I like corn.
 Donut: I refuse.
 ninetailorochimaru: I don't remember
 Noremak: Ancient history, right here. Like a handshake amongst old timers. Remember when there used to be youtube videos on AG?
 ninetailorochimaru: FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAID DORMANT. WHO DARES DUSTURB M- Hey Best buddy!
 WaffleIron: This is the song that doesn't end, it just goes on and on my friend!
 VoR: Times are slow for #64010
 ninetailorochimaru: Hi scoo
 Scoo:
 ninetailorochimaru: I saw it ;)
 gary: Ok, just quietly sneaking back in. Sshh. Nothing to see here.
 ninetailorochimaru: @VoR can u win ur own challenge?
 Scoo: It's turtles all the way down
 gary: I was, genuinely, on top for weeks. I thought I might have won this... more fool me
 VoR: Yellow!
 ninetailorochimaru: Cows go meow
 Scoo: Ducks say quack
 ninetailorochimaru: Hope you guys had an awes9me Zombie Jesus Day!
 Scoo:
 Noremak: Cows go moo!
 gary: I'm tried of looking at that my little pony
 thecraftywolf: came to this in 2017
 Scoo: I should make this my home page
 KyleisBobDole: Don't mind me. Just commenting on old images. Nothing to see here.
 ninetailorochimaru: No THIS is the first comment of the rest of the comments. Also vor how'd you forget?
 WaffleIron: This is the first comment of the rest of the comments.
 VoR: Woah! Almost forgot my comment harvester!
 ninetailorochimaru: Flips note over*
 Scoo: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
 ninetailorochimaru: Tomorrow is valentine's day so hope u have a good one
 San DoDo: What a time to be alive!
 Scoo: Last
 ninetailorochimaru: And another
 Scoo: And yet another
 ninetailorochimaru: Exactly
 Scoo: If only for a fleeting moment...
 ninetailorochimaru: If u reply u only fuel the flame...to win u must be sneaky
 Pizza: @fanny @Wet farts Type louder, I can hardly hear you!
 fanny: @Wet farts are you sure?
 Wet farts: @fanny I was saying I was the current winner :P
 fanny: @Wet farts you were saying something?
 Wet farts: Current winner....
 a robot: @gary That endless horse thing is basically the greatest thing I've seen so far this year. So plus a million to you :D
 gary: Happy 2017 #64010
 ninetailorochimaru: Happy birthmas!
 Noremak: Happy Whatever-You-Celebrate!
 ninetailorochimaru: Step aside minx
 Minx: Step aside guys *fixes bow tie*
 ninetailorochimaru: Well, no longer the winner. It was a good month.
 Pizza: endless.suffering/
 gary: endless.horse/
 ninetailorochimaru: Third
 SunWukong: As they say on YouTube: "first".
 Pizza: @gary Surrender your skull; I'm going to use it as a bowl.
 gary: A million seconds is 11.5 days. A billion seconds is 32 years.
 Pizza: I WILL DRINK THE BLOOD OF VENGEANCE FROM THE SKULL OF THE USURPER.
 gary: Nice try brother @Borkf
 Borkf: *Whistles innocently*
 Warrax: @Noremak I have no idea. You'd have to ask someone that recently purple'd, I know there's quite a few.
 WaffleIron: well, back on top for a little while.
 gary: They've culled the comments! Oh the inhumanity.
 gary: I just caught this... shame on me for going on holidays. I will never lose vigilance again. @VoR
 Noremak: I remember when I got purple at 15000xp. Anybody know what the XP requirement is for purple or is it just by delegation?
 Noremak: 20 extra purple slots?!?!? Holy crap.
 Noremak: I'm not a good judge of what's racist or not, other than for obvious cases, however, I do say that by showing the comments, it makes it more of a "rep ipsa loquiteur" scenario (trans. "The thing speaks for itself").
 Noremak: @a robot Of course it doesn't. My prattlin is merely an exploration. If anything, it's a constitutional monarchy (I think). The "law* and constitution to be referred to are the terms and conditions. This is the basic framework for our code of conduct as well as a basis for an ethical standard. Isn't it fascinating? Undoubtedly this is a step in the right direction and I just wish to keep exploring the concepts, as a CJ major and as a lover of philosophy.
 a robot: @Noremak The Spaceship doesn't have to abide by any rules of law, I think it's its own sovereign nation. But I do get what you are saying; if it was me on trial I'd want to defend myself....but then again I haven't been making a series of quietly racist comments. This is an interesting new feature to the Spaceship and I think it's a good one.
 Noremak: Very good. The plea was admitted but the case was not presented in the event of not guilty. *Why* does he/she plea not guilty? (I'm a criminal justice major. I'm geniunely fascinated by this development.) Also, what happens if the defendant pleas for a lesser or greater charge than warranted? Is it up to the community to accept the asked for punishment? Mercy at the masses is a bit scary, imo. It's why law is considered essential for society. Judge is Mascot and we are an amalgamation of jury and executioner seemingly.
 Noremak: Two improvements for the justice system, if I may suggest, is to see the image # and to know if said user has been notified of the predicament (A. A warning of offense B. Warning of Court). A user should be able to plead his or her case but any admission of tolerance for the offense should be it's own admission of guilt.
 VoR: @Noremak The wishing well! took me a while to remember!! ...*packs the snow tight* whoooosh. ..it's a miss, I never was any good with snow
 Noremak: Democratizing justice on AG. Now, I like this! This makes me hopeful for advancements in the future for a progressive atmosphere and Mlook forward to the Christmas season. I wonder if wishing will come back.I'm still hoping for an chat thread snow ball fight. "@Noremak throws the snowball at @VoR . *Splat!*"
 Knice: @VoR
 VoR: @Knice What comments?
 Knice: @a robot 'Comments' on #54484 are now truncated also. :-(
 VoR: I find it funny how seeing the comments I would have made on an image are already posted makes me rethink and potentially go one better than if I'd got there 1st.
Image 64010   11-11-15   Uploaded by    VoR
Score:
400
 
 Knice: @ WotGives: M
 WotGives: Oops, scrolled too far. Damn #64010 and its startling dangle
 WotGives: Fun fact: cows have accents. Your local bovine will low in a slightly different manner than those of another region. This seems to he true of most animals, not just humans
 Knice: @Noremak I know the feeling!
 Knice: Knock, knock!
 Knice: Knock, knock!
 Noremak: been teleported!
 Noremak: been teleported!
 Noremak: The hell? I've
 Noremak: Ended at noon o'clock. That was short. I wanted more E's!
 VoR: ah wrong pic
 VoR: Korrok! you're in the way - number 522 - ish
 durian: she's menopausal & no longer has time for anyone's shit
 EvilOtter: By Little Tumor
 HenryVIII: my little emo
 Yam: This is what the Eraserhead baby grew up to be
 WaffleIron: Bojack themed my little pony is rad.
 Catcat: The Pony's painfully aware of his misplaced audience
 a robot: @Chronic Fatigue A brony would never put a substandard off-brand pony up his butt. Only the officially licensed merchandise will suffice
 Chronic Fatigue: He knows he's going to end up inside a Brony's butt.
Image 64009   11-11-15   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
253
 
 CrustyDusty: Why didn't you tell me you were running to Taco Bell?
 Teechur: It's one of those shittaco mushrooms my wife is always raving about.
 avemaria: as long as its a Dorito Tacos Locos im pretty much down
 StuporFly: dirtaco is crumchy
 Korrok: Eh, what the hell, I'll eat it.
 ann: In the future all resterants are taco bell.
 Lutha: millions of years from now, aliens will visit earth and the only remaining item of our culture will be fossilized doritos locos tacos
 Annoying Vegan : Image perfectly captioned by username.
 Mr Mumble: Oh hey, I was going to call your mom. Thanks for the reminder.
 MC Delta T: 1.2 million bugs crawled on that and said "NOPE". Kudos to the mold for giving it a shot
 MamboNumber6: It will give you fossilized diarrhoea.
 Catcat: I'm not saying it's ancient mexicans, but it's ancient mexicans!
 Meow: not many people know Taco Bell existed in the Cretatious period
Image 64008   11-11-15   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
237
 
 Korrok: Heheh, 69. It's a sex thing.
 Korrok: 7/20/1969
 duckfarts: roll for initiative
 Good Bye: Signed!
Image 64007   11-11-15   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
257
 
 Robespierre: Goodbye, Pork-Pie Hat
 Weldo: Future, stand off, virtual reality!
 Relp: okay in the grand scheme of shitty things people wear, this isnt even that bad
 wampastompa: YLLS
 Annoying Vegan : Quilted for your comfort
 Ktoboe: such a carefully posed, carefree pose
 grandma: Winner of the role of Tiny Dancer in Elton John's upcoming tour.
 time is wastin: Looks comfy aside from the atrocious sandals
 communist: She has a nice beard.
 a robot: Hey guy why are you dressed like my grandma
Image 64006   11-11-15   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
303
 
 CrustyDusty: This is a timber wolf, right?
 Shay: This is how you can make a dog go MMMMEEEEOOOOWWWWWW
 Remp Wulgus: he really should be wearing some eye protection
 ch: I have no idea what I'm sawing
 Ktoboe: texas chainsaw massapurr... oh wait, that's a dog. shit. I got nothin.
 Magma Safe: I hope he has an idea of what he's doing. Chainsaws are dangerous
 dope: Dog the Builder! Can he fix it? ARF he can!
 waffle iron: I'd rather see a lumberjack russel.
 Catcat: The rare Canadian werewolf
 Solemn: I saw a dog.
Image 64005   11-11-15   Uploaded by    A Decent Fellow
Score:
184
 
 Leapyean: Look, a house hippo nest!
 Chinese Buffet: landshark
 Pizza: Jerry's not here, man
 grizzly: Put your dick in it.
Image 64004   11-11-15   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
110
 
 Fishy: I twisted my neck to see this.
 glowstick: Illuminati confirmed...
 MenschMaschine: I've tasted this "scotch" and it's somewhat lacking.
 Solemn: Neck hurts.
Image 64003   11-11-15   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
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