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263219  wolfpk: Last "licking" session got a little out of hand.

263234  rory: Shit. All mine are something like, "Select the images with street signs" but I always fail because there's like one pixel that has the corner of a street sign in it or some shit.

263202  tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262712  WannaBee: Road trip with all of my friends!

263213  tib gubb: welcome to real life

263208  lecj07: This image really grabs me.

263213  lecj07: @jochenau So does the "Perform other duties as directed by management." In my experience this is often taken to mean "We own you! Now dance, dance for our amusement!"

263221  lecj07: I get the website name, but I still don't want to see "rip" associated with a condom I intend to use.

263188  Spazstatic: Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Wait, I think that's Steve. Steve! Steve! Steve!

263229  Zaxxoff: Who is America?

263202  Spazstatic: Also the workers. In one case, you don't do a good job, you get fired and get a different job. In the other case, you do bad and you get killed.

263204  Spazstatic: I thought it was a small moose at first.

263215  Knice: @BavidDowie @Nope @jochenau Please forgive my shorthand. My point was that I hope some extra fucked-up-ness, not just our regular fucked-up-ness, happened to allow our system to put that person in place.

263211  Spazstatic: Ya poopin?

263215  Spazstatic: @Knice for what it's worth amp.timeinc.net/time/5366171/…

263201  WannaBee: *whispering* Aflac

263179  Zaxxoff: David Cameron's joyride

263218  dangerkeith3000: Hahahaha this is hilarious. Also, I'm happy they are supportive of their openly lesbian dog.

263213  dangerkeith3000: It says "depending on education level" so if you actually have a degree (awesome for you) the criteria for relevant experience goes down. pre-2008 getting the job wouldn't be a problem, but despite what Trump says, all things are not yet hunky-dory in the employment market and economy. It's getting better...but I would have never thought a recession would last as long as this one did.

263162  Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

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263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263202 tib gubb: use your brain, the quickly degrading roads are job creators for road workers, just like god intended

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

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262984 dangerkeith3000: Yeah I hate this.

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Score:
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 ninetailorochimaru: Thanks, Cor, I'll try it out =)
 VoR: @ninetailorochimaru I always find that when I'm in a slump being proactive with tasks is helpful. Even just making my bed when I don't normally.
 ninetailorochimaru: I'm still trying to find motivation to do anything now that I'm disabled. 2-3 times a day I'm randomly paralyzed anywhere from 30 mins to an hour. Any tips on what I can do to stay happy?
 gary: Today was a good day
 ninetailorochimaru: Thanks, but you didn't have to announce me like that...
 ChubbyBuddy: the winner has arrived
 Knice: Found the most miserable looking My Little Pony today...
 ninetailorochimaru: This many
 KyleisBobDole: I wonder how many comments have been lost here to the ravages of time.
 gary: Octonauts is strangely compelling.
 ninetailorochimaru: What exactly are you claiming possession over, Kyle? DEFEAT?!
 KyleisBobDole: Nah, it's definitely mine this time.
 ninetailorochimaru: What's pointy? Only thing coming to mind is Laura Croft's boobs in the first Tomb Raider game.
 Scoo: Mmmm... pointy
 ninetailorochimaru: Sorry fellow denizens of the friendly spaceship,I have returned at last. After two hard years of fighting with the legal system I am finally receiving social security benefits. My life is feeling a lot better. Hope your lives are awesome as well =D
 KyleisBobDole: I'm pretty sure I've got it this time.
 Knice: I like corn.
 ninetailorochimaru: Nope. Just Chicken Dinners.
 wolfpk: Winner?
 ninetailorochimaru: I like my name too much to change it. Least on this site, I mean.
 gary: if I could, I would.
 ninetailorochimaru: If it truly was your new name, then ur name would have been changed and not been Gary still. I'm on to you -.-
 gary: #64010 is my new name for procrastination. I should be writing an assignment, instead here I am.
 ninetailorochimaru: What's neat is the Government might finally be giving me money soon so I have an income and can no longer be stressed out about financial matters! Wish me luck!
 Ihminen: neat
 ninetailorochimaru: I know I'm not supposed to post twice in a row, but I hope you all have an awes9me Valentine's day.And if you are spending it alone fret not,the person of your dreams is more than likely doing the same thing, until you meet them. Take care friendly Spaceship passengers!
 ninetailorochimaru: Your wisdom fills me with hope for this world...
 VoR: @ninetailorochimaru Wikipedia is type of truth
 VoR: @ninetailorochimaru wiki says hey used to sew razor blades into their cap peaks.
 ninetailorochimaru: I feel like I'm LOSING because he never looked up what it meant on google...I meant it when I said I'm lazy.
 ping: [edit] (No longer) Winning!!!
 ninetailorochimaru: And with Google? I don't want to look I am too lazy.
 VoR: @ninetailorochimaru ...Without Google I'm pretry sure a gang in Birmingham used to hide razor blades in their hat peaks. I guess they blinded a few people as a result.
 ninetailorochimaru: What are/is Peaky Blinders?
 greg: And the day is mine!
 gary: How good is Peaky Blinders?
 ninetailorochimaru: I don't think VoR would accept those terms, Gary.
 gary: Can we call it a draw?
 ninetailorochimaru: Reunited and it feeeeeels so goooooooooooooood!
 gary: Together again
 ninetailorochimaru: MERRY BIRTHMAS EVERYKNE!
 ninetailorochimaru: Not the 25th yet. Don't worry it's coming though, Gary.
 gary: *cough cough*
 ninetailorochimaru: That has nothing to do with the holidays. But come back on December 25th for a message from yours truly.
 gary: Chai Tea means Tea Tea. Naan Bread means Bread Bread. Sahara Desert means Desert Desert. Panini Sandwiches means Sandwiches Sandwiches. Sharia Law means 'Law Law.
 ninetailorochimaru: The hero returns, sad to admit he returns to this site 6 times a week. Not much he can do when he is disabled and out of work though. Watching over the denizens of the friendly spaceship is what gives him solace. In the end, it's a hard job, but it keeps him going.
 Dr Awkward: Purple Day brought me here.
 ninetailorochimaru: I'm no citizen. I am a hero
 KyleisBobDole: Move along citizen.
 ninetailorochimaru: But does korn like you? Your story is coming undone
 Knice: I like corn.
 Donut: I refuse.
 ninetailorochimaru: I don't remember
 Noremak: Ancient history, right here. Like a handshake amongst old timers. Remember when there used to be youtube videos on AG?
 ninetailorochimaru: FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS I LAID DORMANT. WHO DARES DUSTURB M- Hey Best buddy!
 WaffleIron: This is the song that doesn't end, it just goes on and on my friend!
 VoR: Times are slow for #64010
 ninetailorochimaru: Hi scoo
 Scoo:
 ninetailorochimaru: I saw it ;)
 gary: Ok, just quietly sneaking back in. Sshh. Nothing to see here.
 ninetailorochimaru: @VoR can u win ur own challenge?
 Scoo: It's turtles all the way down
 gary: I was, genuinely, on top for weeks. I thought I might have won this... more fool me
 VoR: Yellow!
 ninetailorochimaru: Cows go meow
 Scoo: Ducks say quack
 ninetailorochimaru: Hope you guys had an awes9me Zombie Jesus Day!
 Scoo:
 Noremak: Cows go moo!
 gary: I'm tried of looking at that my little pony
 thecraftywolf: came to this in 2017
 Scoo: I should make this my home page
 KyleisBobDole: Don't mind me. Just commenting on old images. Nothing to see here.
 ninetailorochimaru: No THIS is the first comment of the rest of the comments. Also vor how'd you forget?
 WaffleIron: This is the first comment of the rest of the comments.
 VoR: Woah! Almost forgot my comment harvester!
 ninetailorochimaru: Flips note over*
 Scoo: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
 ninetailorochimaru: Tomorrow is valentine's day so hope u have a good one
 San DoDo: What a time to be alive!
 Scoo: Last
 ninetailorochimaru: And another
 Scoo: And yet another
 ninetailorochimaru: Exactly
 Scoo: If only for a fleeting moment...
 ninetailorochimaru: If u reply u only fuel the flame...to win u must be sneaky
 Pizza: @fanny @Wet farts Type louder, I can hardly hear you!
 fanny: @Wet farts are you sure?
 Wet farts: @fanny I was saying I was the current winner :P
 fanny: @Wet farts you were saying something?
 Wet farts: Current winner....
 a robot: @gary That endless horse thing is basically the greatest thing I've seen so far this year. So plus a million to you :D
 gary: Happy 2017 #64010
 ninetailorochimaru: Happy birthmas!
 Noremak: Happy Whatever-You-Celebrate!
 ninetailorochimaru: Step aside minx
 Minx: Step aside guys *fixes bow tie*
 ninetailorochimaru: Well, no longer the winner. It was a good month.
 Pizza: endless.suffering/
Image 64010   11-11-15   Uploaded by    VoR
Score:
428
 
 Knice: @ WotGives: M
 WotGives: Oops, scrolled too far. Damn #64010 and its startling dangle
 WotGives: Fun fact: cows have accents. Your local bovine will low in a slightly different manner than those of another region. This seems to he true of most animals, not just humans
 Knice: @Noremak I know the feeling!
 Knice: Knock, knock!
 Knice: Knock, knock!
 Noremak: been teleported!
 Noremak: been teleported!
 Noremak: The hell? I've
 Noremak: Ended at noon o'clock. That was short. I wanted more E's!
 VoR: ah wrong pic
 VoR: Korrok! you're in the way - number 522 - ish
 durian: she's menopausal & no longer has time for anyone's shit
 EvilOtter: By Little Tumor
 HenryVIII: my little emo
 Yam: This is what the Eraserhead baby grew up to be
 WaffleIron: Bojack themed my little pony is rad.
 Catcat: The Pony's painfully aware of his misplaced audience
 a robot: @Chronic Fatigue A brony would never put a substandard off-brand pony up his butt. Only the officially licensed merchandise will suffice
 Chronic Fatigue: He knows he's going to end up inside a Brony's butt.
Image 64009   11-11-15   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
253
 
 CrustyDusty: Why didn't you tell me you were running to Taco Bell?
 Teechur: It's one of those shittaco mushrooms my wife is always raving about.
 avemaria: as long as its a Dorito Tacos Locos im pretty much down
 StuporFly: dirtaco is crumchy
 Korrok: Eh, what the hell, I'll eat it.
 ann: In the future all resterants are taco bell.
 Lutha: millions of years from now, aliens will visit earth and the only remaining item of our culture will be fossilized doritos locos tacos
 Annoying Vegan : Image perfectly captioned by username.
 Mr Mumble: Oh hey, I was going to call your mom. Thanks for the reminder.
 MC Delta T: 1.2 million bugs crawled on that and said "NOPE". Kudos to the mold for giving it a shot
 MamboNumber6: It will give you fossilized diarrhoea.
 Catcat: I'm not saying it's ancient mexicans, but it's ancient mexicans!
 Meow: not many people know Taco Bell existed in the Cretatious period
Image 64008   11-11-15   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
Score:
237
 
 Korrok: Heheh, 69. It's a sex thing.
 Korrok: 7/20/1969
 duckfarts: roll for initiative
 Good Bye: Signed!
Image 64007   11-11-15   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
257
 
 redrex: Goodbye, Pork-Pie Hat
 Weldo: Future, stand off, virtual reality!
 Relp: okay in the grand scheme of shitty things people wear, this isnt even that bad
 wampastompa: YLLS
 Annoying Vegan : Quilted for your comfort
 Ktoboe: such a carefully posed, carefree pose
 grandma: Winner of the role of Tiny Dancer in Elton John's upcoming tour.
 time is wastin: Looks comfy aside from the atrocious sandals
 communist: She has a nice beard.
 a robot: Hey guy why are you dressed like my grandma
Image 64006   11-11-15   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
303
 
 CrustyDusty: This is a timber wolf, right?
 Shay: This is how you can make a dog go MMMMEEEEOOOOWWWWWW
 Remp Wulgus: he really should be wearing some eye protection
 ch: I have no idea what I'm sawing
 Ktoboe: texas chainsaw massapurr... oh wait, that's a dog. shit. I got nothin.
 Magma Safe: I hope he has an idea of what he's doing. Chainsaws are dangerous
 dope: Dog the Builder! Can he fix it? ARF he can!
 waffle iron: I'd rather see a lumberjack russel.
 Catcat: The rare Canadian werewolf
 Solemn: I saw a dog.
Image 64005   11-11-15   Uploaded by    A Decent Fellow
Score:
184
 
 Leapyean: Look, a house hippo nest!
 Chinese Buffet: landshark
 Pizza: Jerry's not here, man
 grizzly: Put your dick in it.
Image 64004   11-11-15   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
110
 
 Fishy: I twisted my neck to see this.
 glowstick: Illuminati confirmed...
 MenschMaschine: I've tasted this "scotch" and it's somewhat lacking.
 Solemn: Neck hurts.
Image 64003   11-11-15   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
243
 
 Viles Davis: Ugh, beaten.
 Viles Davis: Lies. No road that wide or well-paved in NH.
 SomeCanadian: Lies. NH has no roads with more than 2 lanes. This is probably Canada or Chicago.
 pepinguy: shit I kind of squeed there.
 pepinguy: NEW HAMPSHIRE PIC GETS INFINITE UP VOTES THIS STATE NEVER GETS MENTIONED!!
 mission2mars: This looks more like a flood tbh
 Anus: That's actually a pretty light load of snow for northern new england
 Flarmie: I LIVE ON PLUTO AND THIS IS NOTHING WE DON'T GOT AIR
 Catcat: Canadian heatwaves are brutal
 Meow: cute, try Wisconsin this winter
 Solemn: I call it a rather synchronized traffic jam.
Image 64002   11-11-15   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
74
 
 time is wastin: not sure i get it, any want to explain?
 toad: Any relation to Aqua Buddha?
 ch: Not dumb not funny but it relates to my personal water philosophy so "thumbs up" + bad vote
 Ktoboe: if you're such an expert in water then why isn't your car steam powered
 bookcase: dumb but funny
Image 64001   11-11-15   Uploaded by    Dr. Bathroom
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