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262565  Theimposter: They do merc work for the Crimson Permanent Assurance.

262604  wolfpk: Looks like they have improved their customer service.

262605  a robot: ;oP

262610  wolfpk: Screw you "surprise kitty!"

262620  jayjay: We had a wonderful berner who love to sit atop a mound of snow for hours.

262607  a robot: Stan Lee made a cameo in "The Princess Diaries 2:Royal Engagement," which officially makes it Marvel canon

262611  tib gubb: and the birth of a meme

262593  Not A Bot: i knew it! yoda died from having an ewok infection!

262536  Science: At that point, it's no longer a suggestion...

262589  Science: I am familiar with this tableaux

262575  White Rice: @WannaBee dang, the lack of context with the image, coupled with it seeming like it should belong to a very specific other image, made me think it was our resident not-bot. Alas, we got our ranks back, so no more game for me.

262600  raditzu: I woudda ignorre sometin' like dat an' er' co-sign homies too, imma stop typin' now pleaseeee..

262561  arcticfox12x: ooooooold

262567  arcticfox12x: @Greek Fire Your comment made me sad

262603  Science: "The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator - that creature has stolen the space modulator!"


262528  Bohab: Ah bing, the second best way to Google something

262570  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ok, vacation.

262600  WTF: And he doesn't even look like a hippo in a crate AT ALL!

262594  grizzly: Those are rookie numbers.

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 pig 3: Da fuk?
 artfulcodger: @ann: A squirrel sharpener - what else? Check the stationery section at Walgreens.
 ann: so what do you use to sharpen a squirrel?
 AverageJoe: how? I'm curious
 ratwa: ehhhh... funny enough
 Frank herbert: I want to to the autopsy report.... and the coroner's face
 Apple IIe: SHE's got the POWER!
 Lousy AI: "It's actually quite possible" the coroner explained. "You ever see a hurrican shoot a fencepost through a tree? Same concept. Only with a squirrel."
 Urchin: No, she caught her husband and the squirrel together and stabbed him in a jealous fit
 MeTooAlso: So they stabbed him together, eh?
Image 62482   11-03-15   Uploaded by    ptrain
 nanananana: What the friend
 Lousy AI: "But what makes it worthe extra money?" she asked. The clerk just tapped the screen again.
Image 62481   11-03-15   Uploaded by    waterudoin
 grizzly: Who is this is?
 Galacta: @Lousy Al He's stuck in a storm submarine, but I hear it's just a front for something.
 duckfarts: @morakdais: love to hear purrcussion
 Skinr: @a robot: who made that man a gunner?!
 morakdais: pro tip:turn the cat around
 San DoDo: **************** cat assholes everywhere *************
 Anus: What is this font and why are all of the "A"s beheaded?
 a robot: Submarine full of assholes, doesn't sound pleasant at all!
 Lousy AI: Are... are you stuck in a submarine?
Image 62480   11-03-15   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
 Frank herbert: for only a dollar more I'll take the hand made one
 boomboomboom: Mannitol
 Lousy AI: Jebediah took his time with his work. Sure, it might mean he'd be late to supper, but he'd rather feel a little peckish than betray the divinity of his gifts. Working his tools, handed down from his father to him like a dozen generations before him, he created the most intricate mosiac, crafting even reflections in the tiny dew drops on the flowers. His vision of Edgen was complete. He didn't know what the outsiders were doing with his hand-made teakwood fittings, but he hoped they appreicated what it was he did.
 Chronic Fatigue: Big deal, this just breaks up the chunks of baby powder, her nose still has to inhale all that shit. You want to be nice to your nose? Smoke crack.
Image 62479   11-03-15   Uploaded by    Science
 ann: does it have a penny strapped to the back?
 Science: Micro Machines Man here to tell you about the genuine original marvelous majestic Micro Machines Street Zapper colossal collection.
 Not Sam: L.A.'s best taquito van
 duckfarts: it was a good year
 beardyman: still parks like a jerk
 elahabdh: I kinda like it
 Warezlock: Want
 rustedpeace: Pug-life
 clabauter: volkswagen has cheated again, I bet this is shorter than it should have been
 Mr. Shine: @Late To The Party This has "midget prom" written all over it!
 elmstreet: I don't know if I'd fit in this thing, but I really wanna drive it to a formal event.
Image 62478   11-03-15   Uploaded by    twenty4
Image 62477 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Shay. Boo, Shay.
Image 62476 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Prumbo. You have brought shame on us, Prumbo.
 alborland: Dumb but funny
 carpwoman: I love cats!
 hajjpodge: Cats do things like this. Huh. Neat
Image 62475   11-03-15   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
 macrocosm: Best specimen of a Longus Carrots Urbanus I've ever seen!
 TotalWar: Pedobear's favourite place to park his pick-up truck.
 bizijosh: For anyone who doesn't know: these things are actually garbage shoots for roofers.
 Frank herbert: emergency exit
 athiest: Needs viagra
 fisto: ummmm
 Soy Peso: Anything's a parking spot if you're insured enough
 hajjpodge: Disney Land must really be trying to save money.
 cenecia: This waterslide sucks.
 arglebargle: Dare you to slide down that.
Image 62474   11-03-15   Uploaded by    chemical
 Wolfechu: No subtext to this slashfic, no sir.
 dangdang: @duckfarts all those... moments... will be lost, like the unaired episodes from the original series
 duckfarts: @HermwoodLitmajor: I've seen horses wheeze glitter in the dark near the Willshatner gate
 m o l e m a n: Please keep your O-face in the bedroom, Captain
 McMuff: uhh
 Galacta: This gas is quite stellar.
 Chronic Fatigue: Stellar Gas is a euphemism for Fart on the Enterprise. "Chekov has been ordering Russian food from the Replicator and now the bridge is full of Stellar Gas."
 Nothing: No spoilers, please. I haven't finished the first one yet
 Mexico: Shatner yearned for his long-haired Vulcan prince to return to him.
 San DoDo: Well, it was taco night..
 HermwoodLitmajor: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Vulcans riding unicorns off this side of Orion.
Image 62473   11-03-15   Uploaded by    Ktoboe
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