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248701  Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248759  addend: Well? That kitty ain't gonna clean itself.

248752  BavidDowie: Badonkabeentheredonethat

248749  Warrax: Need some cash to buy a shirt.

248770  glenalec: Smoooch!

248766  glenalec: That's my breakfast too!

248758  a robot: Both guys on the left look like their faces have been badly 'shopped in

248705  Dr Awkward: This place looks cozy. I'll take it.

248757  E. HONDA: this is abominable

248762  E. HONDA: if I remember Tolkien correctly, orcs are basically fucked up elves, so there could also be keebler orcs, christmas orcs, and house orcs

248755  dangerkeith3000: I try not to lick the daily slimer.

248762  Scoo: They'll all annoy the shit out of you sooner of later. Likely sooner.

248753  Winterneuro: My crabs dont run

248762  whcvgre78: I mean that's fair. Will Ferrel isn't nearly as funny as those other three.

248758  Dr Awkward: My crabs don't run.

248761  Dr Awkward: GAHH!!

248689  whcvgre78: Has wares if you have the coin.

248760  Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 Looks like a fledgling robin to me.

248758  dangerkeith3000: So many pastels...

248710  whcvgre78: My man Larry killed on Jeopardy a few nights ago.

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 pig 3: Da fuk?
 artfulcodger: @ann: A squirrel sharpener - what else? Check the stationery section at Walgreens.
 ann: so what do you use to sharpen a squirrel?
 AverageJoe: how? I'm curious
 ratwa: ehhhh... funny enough
 Frank herbert: I want to to the autopsy report.... and the coroner's face
 Apple IIe: SHE's got the POWER!
 Lousy AI: "It's actually quite possible" the coroner explained. "You ever see a hurrican shoot a fencepost through a tree? Same concept. Only with a squirrel."
 Urchin: No, she caught her husband and the squirrel together and stabbed him in a jealous fit
 MeTooAlso: So they stabbed him together, eh?
Image 62482   11-03-15   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
2
 
 nanananana: What the friend
 Lousy AI: "But what makes it worthe extra money?" she asked. The clerk just tapped the screen again.
Image 62481   11-03-15   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Score:
22
 
 grizzly: Who is this is?
 Galacta: @Lousy Al He's stuck in a storm submarine, but I hear it's just a front for something.
 duckfarts: @morakdais: love to hear purrcussion
 Skinr: @a robot: who made that man a gunner?!
 morakdais: pro tip:turn the cat around
 San DoDo: **************** cat assholes everywhere *************
 Anus: What is this font and why are all of the "A"s beheaded?
 a robot: Submarine full of assholes, doesn't sound pleasant at all!
 Lousy AI: Are... are you stuck in a submarine?
Image 62480   11-03-15   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
237
 
 Frank herbert: for only a dollar more I'll take the hand made one
 boomboomboom: Mannitol
 Lousy AI: Jebediah took his time with his work. Sure, it might mean he'd be late to supper, but he'd rather feel a little peckish than betray the divinity of his gifts. Working his tools, handed down from his father to him like a dozen generations before him, he created the most intricate mosiac, crafting even reflections in the tiny dew drops on the flowers. His vision of Edgen was complete. He didn't know what the outsiders were doing with his hand-made teakwood fittings, but he hoped they appreicated what it was he did.
 Chronic Fatigue: Big deal, this just breaks up the chunks of baby powder, her nose still has to inhale all that shit. You want to be nice to your nose? Smoke crack.
Image 62479   11-03-15   Uploaded by    Science
Score:
321
 
 ann: does it have a penny strapped to the back?
 Science: Micro Machines Man here to tell you about the genuine original marvelous majestic Micro Machines Street Zapper colossal collection.
 Not Sam: L.A.'s best taquito van
 duckfarts: it was a good year
 beardyman: still parks like a jerk
 elahabdh: I kinda like it
 Warezlock: Want
 rustedpeace: Pug-life
 clabauter: volkswagen has cheated again, I bet this is shorter than it should have been
 Mr. Shine: @Late To The Party This has "midget prom" written all over it!
 elmstreet: I don't know if I'd fit in this thing, but I really wanna drive it to a formal event.
Image 62478   11-03-15   Uploaded by    twenty4
Image 62477 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Shay. Your image was bad, Shay.
Image 62476 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Prumbo. Boo, Prumbo.
Score:
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 alborland: Dumb but funny
 carpwoman: I love cats!
 hajjpodge: Cats do things like this. Huh. Neat
Image 62475   11-03-15   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
Score:
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 macrocosm: Best specimen of a Longus Carrots Urbanus I've ever seen!
 TotalWar: Pedobear's favourite place to park his pick-up truck.
 bizijosh: For anyone who doesn't know: these things are actually garbage shoots for roofers.
 Frank herbert: emergency exit
 athiest: Needs viagra
 fisto: ummmm
 Soy Peso: Anything's a parking spot if you're insured enough
 hajjpodge: Disney Land must really be trying to save money.
 cenecia: This waterslide sucks.
 arglebargle: Dare you to slide down that.
Image 62474   11-03-15   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
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 Wolfechu: No subtext to this slashfic, no sir.
 dangdang: @duckfarts all those... moments... will be lost, like the unaired episodes from the original series
 duckfarts: @HermwoodLitmajor: I've seen horses wheeze glitter in the dark near the Willshatner gate
 m o l e m a n: Please keep your O-face in the bedroom, Captain
 McMuff: uhh
 Galacta: This gas is quite stellar.
 Chronic Fatigue: Stellar Gas is a euphemism for Fart on the Enterprise. "Chekov has been ordering Russian food from the Replicator and now the bridge is full of Stellar Gas."
 Nothing: No spoilers, please. I haven't finished the first one yet
 Mexico: Shatner yearned for his long-haired Vulcan prince to return to him.
 San DoDo: Well, it was taco night..
 HermwoodLitmajor: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Vulcans riding unicorns off this side of Orion.
Image 62473   11-03-15   Uploaded by    Ktoboe
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