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262981  Yam: "Ok you can rub them, just don't hurt my family"

262998  hajjpodge: The defiance of North Korea.

262995  grizzly: Angry duckling

262998  WannaBee: So what are you going to do Apple?

262992  Knice: Elvira hastened the onset of my puberty by a good three years.

262929  Eleftheros: @Spazstatic TOS, Samurai Champloo, Mr Robot, Venture Bros. Rinse, wash, repeat.

262962  jochenau: Sad if true.

262996  WannaBee: Is that Blubberbutt Uptoscratch?

262979  jochenau: Would a buttload of solar panels heat or cool the planet? It seems like it should cause cooling because some of the heat from sunlight would be converted to electricity/work instead, but maybe that's too simple.

262995  Robespierre: Prince Charmless feteing event.

262984  Mr. Butt: @jochenau It's a burger place. Ten Guy Burgers.

262940  Dr Awkward: @a robot yep!

262984  Robespierre: ... as does Poopridge Fen.

262995  Mr. Butt: RAD for Bubber Ducky.

262996  Mr. Butt: I love Dr. Synthesizer.

262962  Robespierre: Wurds ... (eyes glaze over, drool spills from corner of mouth)

262992  Shay: Hey man, those are real!

262963  Robespierre: Somewhere West of Laramie there's a bronco-busting, steer roping dog who knows what Im talking about.

262995  Shay: No wonder Orson Wells was such a bully in Citizen Kane.

262984  jochenau: 10 guy?

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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

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