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249431  Mr. Shine: *Ragged voice, weeping* POST IT AGAIN!!!!

249448  charlemagne: their children will never be able to retract their heads

249440  Mr. Shine: I've seen this exact thing several times with several different names. I no longer believe it ever happened.

249457  charlemagne: now eat his heart to gain his courage

249463  charlemagne: not too strong, or they will destroy and eat you to gain what is left of your courage

249456  ignatz: Wot evs

249460  tib gubb: still think the earth is round?

249460  dangerkeith3000: heeeeerreguuuuuuud!

249460  Yurishiro: Seems legit

249455  Amy Housewine: I was dragging behind in my reading, but I've tried to ketchup.

249442  antipatterns: Also Zizek needs to pull through so he can analyze these

249437  VoR: Three legged business man needs his coffee to take away!

249459  Yurishiro: What's up my knitta?!

249442  Bohab: Bojack is my spirit animal

249458  Yurishiro: Everything is a cactus if you're brave enough.

249442  antipatterns: 2 sad cartoon bois (don't be like these guys)

249444  Yurishiro: Touch down

249445  Yurishiro: Starvation of north korea.

249449  Yurishiro: Spray that shit

249365  Jabberwikket: @RiderFan, but its a Mann doing it....

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249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?

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 Science: Don't forget, garbage food that makes you fat is way cheaper than food which is good for you.
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 Thyming: What does lying accomplish Sonia? Nothing will get done.
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