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269111  Joseph: Try a bigger axe.

269177  Teechur: I wish these were brains

269178  Side Boob: Me too.

269160  Teechur: @Incubi I'll get old before I grow up.

269166  Teechur: I would like to have a capybara. But if I had one, I would have to get a goat. Because I would also like to have a goat.

269152  savvoy: When leg day is the most important day

269168  Teechur: @thecraftywolf @Shay The thumbprint on the lens

269185  Rembo Rompus: Made, poor thing looks hungry

269176  illBilliam: *Goes back to complain that they got my name wrong*

269152  illBilliam: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all

269158  Shay: When he grows up, he'll be old.

269161  Shay: Rad for Blackadder.

269168  Shay: @thecraftywolf The woman or the cat?

269174  Shay: This actually happens in Hell.

269164  KyleisBobDole: New Studio Ghibli film is looking fantastic.

269153  Not A Bot: Girl on the pole experiencing the most embarrassing Christmas Story double dog dare reenactment

269152  Darmstadtium: I hope it is not a tumor

269162  White Rice: @Knice does that mean this is a picture of Thomas O'Malley?

269171  Sadbot: This is my rumpus room where I keep all my dads. They love fresh hay and BBQ!

269165  Side Boob: Is one of this guys shoes higher than the other, or is this shopped? Shit aint level.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268897 Teechur: A breaky fortune hoot.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

269111 sparename: @Teechur If by "cross-wrench" you mean what the English call a wheel-brace, then there is a dog that consumes these - it's called a "Four-point tool-eater Rover"

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269116 thecraftywolf: @Annoying Vegan what about wasps and hornets?

269081 MrBoffo: @dangerkeith3000 And add 30% to your cost for auto insurance!

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?



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Score:
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 toaster: Yum is he tasty?
 duckfarts: why the fuck you named hamburger
 Knice: Sad Dog doesn't want to be in Hamburger's joke.
Image 58530   10-12-15   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
69
 
 Alastair: @bug Kamille is a man!!!!!!
 AverageJoe: Kamille Bidan was a jerk... he probably deserved that
 Wumph Morms: MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEAD
 duckfarts: slap every anime
 Frank herbert: this is the pimp side, this is the bitch side. pick one. imma slap you either way.
 San DoDo: Wrong!
 bug: I guess he does think she looks like a geek after all. Also, he hates geeks.
 ch: SWAGGGGG!!!!!
 zoe: I'll slap you so hard I'll turn your nose inside-out
Image 58529   10-12-15   Uploaded by    kamille
Score:
127
 
 ch: The person who wrote this entry is an insufferable little child who will not go on to do great things in life
 bug: I'm more interested in the tags: shitty afraid universe. That sums it up nicely.
 Pizza: YOLO is worse. Apparently you risk getting slapped if you say it in public.
 Mextreme Enchirito: Urban Dictionary: 95% CRAP, 4% GOLD
 rockkstar: by jonnypage, technically right but also insufferable swagless living turd
 Meow: swag swag swag swag swag
 Chronic Fatigue: Assface Magee posts and comments on AG
 McMuff: No, 'the' is the most used word.
 Knice: My curtains have swag.
Image 58528   10-12-15   Uploaded by    HenryVIII
Score:
190
 
 Knice: Return flight: #148847
 Rachelina: Wow that looks amazing
 Lutha: so instead of a pepperoncini garnish, they include an infant?
 duckfarts: what pizza? all i see is a burrito kit
 ppr4: Papa's In The John Pizza?
 Knice: @Pizza Team Peppa!! :)
 namaste: you look like a baby... get in my belly!
 Life Whacker: Comebody was good, but "somebody" was what I meant to type.
 a spider plan: What about the water shortage!?! Won't comebody think about the water shortage?!?
 Pizza: @Knice I wanted to keep her a surprise. BTW, which name do you like better- Peppa or Roni?
 mcnugglesworth: Doesn't look big enough for America, really
 daisy picker: Can easily accommodate 12-20 people, 4 blazed dudes, or one fattee.
 Chronic Fatigue: So much grease and cheese, you're gonna need your diaper changed.
 madmax1: How many people does it serve without the baby?
 agentpaint: Babies require extra degreasing.
 Knice: @Pizza: I didn't even know you were pregnant!
Image 58527   10-12-15   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
65
 
 tears as lube: He is really ugly
 Solemn: You don't look a thing like Annie.
 namaste: Thx, @Pizza: I'll look it up when it comes around.
 morrissey: @Pizza I'm glad you said it. It was bugging the shit out of me. Almost enough for me to type something into the internet. Almost.
 bubbles: i wish
 Pizza: @Robespierre I think it's "Das Bus" from Season 9. It's a good episode.
 mcnugglesworth: Now you know what you've got to do, Ralph! Burn 'em! BURN 'EM ALL!
 drhenry: autobadgenerator.net
 Pingu IRL: @Pizza: What year was that from? I used to know most of them, but we gave up on the Simps when our daughters moved out of the house - 12 years ago?
 Pizza: The correct line is 'they taste like burning' in reference to some poison berries. And I feel like a huge saddo for knowing this.
 Chronic Fatigue: The leprechaun told me to do it.
 Knice: Way to go, image macrogeneratordotnet.
Image 58526   10-12-15   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Image 58525 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bigjim. Boo, bigjim.
Score:
165
 
 sopwath: Not to scale.
 Fishy: This is the new ball trap at this course.
 inaquian: Honestly I wouldn't be able to NOT try to hit the climbers with the balls.
 Solemn: Attack on Titan: Palm Beach.
 spong bab: fuck
 Amiga 1000: Totally photoshopped.
 asailijhijr: @DrPhibes that our they've got mad hops.
 Muple Brupert: this is what that old guy feared in that one part of "Falling Down" with michael douglas
 Stephen Milkmus: Greetings from Scenic Pasadena
 WetWilly: lmaoooooooo
 Lousy AI: I know it's boring, but it doesn't last that much longer guys!
 DrPhibes: Either the golfers are tiny or the people climbing the fence are giants.
Image 58524   10-12-15   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
250
 
 sumodrsn: One of Hugh Heffner's poor Halloween costume ideas.
 genius: I'll have what they're having
 Frank herbert: ah. so really he wanted the world's titties. ah hell. I can't even stay mad at him.
 Spray Tan: springtime for hitler
 Black Jesus: there are 5 boobs in this image
 Religion X: It's good to be the king
 ThatGuy: Say what you want, motherfucker knew how to party.
 Pizza: @chickwdick Put your hands in the air! But don't wave them around, keep them straight.
 Lousy AI: What is it with Anon and Hitler? Just get married you two, we all know you've got the hots for him.
 cannabis: Gonna party like it's 1939... party people say HEIL!
Image 58523   10-12-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
256
 
 flommmm: How is that a better life of you did at the end
 earl: @BILL DOOR you clearly have never tried the good drugs man. give it a try
 BILL DOOR: THIS COMIC IS MISLEADING. YES, DEATH IS CERTAIN, BUT THE DESCRIBED ACTIVITIES MAY INCREASE ONE'S LIFESPAN AND WILL CERTAINLY INCREASE THE QUALITY OF ONE'S LIVING. IT MIGHT NOT HURT TO PUT A CURRY BY YOUR TABLE EACH NIGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED, JUST PUTTING IT OUT THERE.
 thrilhouse: Quality and length, folks - matters as much for your lifespan as it does for your dick.
 Morpen Lungus: Just Say No to Fun ... and diabetus
 suckit: "Die with a boner." Oh, wait...that's his nose.
 votr: DO NOT take drugs from a guy with croissants-head
 Herbie Footpenis: HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY WATERMELON MAN
 funy speling: Marry your cat.
Image 58522   10-12-15   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
275
 
 DrinkMixMan: Pretty bare bones macro
 mcnugglesworth: Heyyyyy.....................................it isn't impact font
 p nut: Stupid... but funny
Image 58521   10-12-15   Uploaded by    The Turks
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