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268775  ChubbyBuddy: looks like a solution to me

268766  square44: "it's half past and" ...and what?

268764  Annoying Vegan : You can do this, Earl. Pick a pocket, buy mudcrabs, eat like a king. Youre a pelican, not a pelicant.

268006  Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager This is what happens when you feed Minions after midnight.

268719  Winterneuro: *grabs his walker* yes! I can finally set that a- hole neighbors house on fire. I will have my revenge!

268760  ignatz: Esc.

268740  ignatz: @lecj07 I'll bep urple again one da..

268749  El hefe: Are those eyes blue?

268753  Knice: Bad-votrogen.

268756  Knice: They said fuck you.

268757  Knice: Temporary holding

268765  Not A Bot: Is that Tina from Bob's Burgers?

268747  Annoying Vegan : Banana bread sounds pretty good right now

268758  FabricMan: Examination: Failed

268758  Fiveninety: close enough

268757  antipatterns: other puppy for scale

268753  Mr. Butt: Omfg

268756  Nothing: Did you say please?

268710  antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268717  Korrok: I have to laugh.

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268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

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Image 58510 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Pront Remp. Boo, Pront Remp.
Score:
167
 
 brown tony: @Frank herbert i used to design crude animations of a guy jerking off, and when he blew his load on the brick wall behind him, the jizz would spell my name. ahhh the misspent hours of my halcyon days
 Frank herbert: I was awesome in school with my ti-86. it was the shit. I had mario on that sob.
 Galacta: Radian voted.
 WaffleIron: Pfft. Come back with a casio FX-991ms and maybe I'll rad.
 humanfog: Biff-Bang POW!
 agentpaint: computers made pron so much easier to access in school.
 Back Door Dan: it's almost as if public education was underfunded and generally ignored as a public issue
 Fantasy: @Anus I used a TI-83 in high school 20 years ago, so yes, they're definitely older than the students
 prius: you kids with your BOOBS in my day we had RAD 80085 and we liked it
 Anus: I can't believe they still use TI-83 calculators. It'll probably get to the point where the TI-83s are older than the students using them.
Image 58509   10-12-15   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
151
 
 norgu5: Someone gave Honey-Boo-Boo sugar again.
 windows96: gettin swole
 Knice: Party girls don't get hurt...
Image 58508   10-12-15   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
296
 
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: I HOPE SOMEONE DOES SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND THEM WHEN THEY LEAVE SO THEY MUST USE BRUTE FORCE TO ENTER! THEREFORE COMMITTING A DISGRACEFUL ACT OF FRAUDULENCE.
 Fishy: Wicked RAD!
 AverageJoe: Good old brute force...
 humanfog: no no no no no ...
 Nope: you can replace the knob you knobs
 drhenry: Please allow your poop smell to waft through our business so all may share in the aftermath of last night's chili.
 filthylaw: "PLEASE SHUT THE BATHROOM DOOR BEHIND YOU OUR NEIGHBORS KEEP USING IT AND LEAVING IT UNLOCKED"
 balloon: That's what you get for stealing a bathroom without stealing the the key to.
 duckfarts: AND WE HAVE DONE NOTHING TO FIX IT
 Mengo Plemumbies: duct tape the dead latch and/or plate
Image 58507   10-12-15   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
60
 
 Science: Thanks, Family Guy!
 Fishy: Ooompa, Loompa, dippity dee, you should get test-ed for HI-V
 Solemn: Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-die, after the drinks, then we will get high.
 Pizza: Oompa loompa doompidy drink. Cheers don't count if your glasses don't clink.
 ann: I'm in!
Image 58506   10-12-15   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
137
 
 ppr4: Cults. Amirite?
 durian: Guess what sign I am, you guys!
Image 58505   10-12-15   Uploaded by    james
Score:
350
 
 livelovebarf: Aaaaaaawwwwwww
 inaquian: Take it all you slut.
 Frank herbert: I got the weirdest boner... need a hamster.
 twenty4: American spotted...
 Pizza: Om nom nom
 Black Jesus: This reminds me of my girlfriend.
 pig 3: Any thing's an apple if you're A-G enough
 San DoDo: This porn...
 highdra: In Soviet Russia
 VoR: Gonna need a bigger pouch
Image 58504   10-12-15   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
253
 
 reagan: Someone called the Po-po
 Advice Person: All is discovered, flee at once.
 Pizza: I can't. I have an interview on Wednesday.
 DrinkMixMan: That's usually what I would do when I used to drink 40's
 danny: The Matrix is talking to you ...
 Chronic Fatigue: Good advice
 mark64: Was the cap a message for the drinker, or is this image post a message to me from the Matrix? Oh shit, hyperventilating, where's my brown paper bag!?
Image 58503   10-12-15   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
344
 
 jayjay: hahah @Ulillillia ohhhh shiiiiiiii
 Frank herbert: hannipup
 Booty Kicker: @yakshavings WOOP WOOF
 WotGives: I thought he was wearing his victim's skin
 Black Jesus: HiS NaMe iS mIrAcLeS
 duckfarts: to protect itself from predators, this dog has a tattoo of a bigger dog on it
 electrode: IS THAT A JUGGALO DOG? A DOGGALO?
 Pizza: Trippy puppy
Image 58502   10-12-15   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
219
 
 b0b: MREs: three lies for the price of one.
 Noremak: @Spot I had this one. It's very disappointing. Its a patty square with preservative juice. Also, the new ones have French for some reason. Real fancy dining.
 celebgate: Ameriqual? Evansville? I thought they were mutually exclusive
 trees: What?! It's just like a McRib!!! They just need better packaging and marketing! But, yeah, some of those are gross, and the vegetarian ones Are way better (or, at least, make you feel loss gross afterwards)
 Heroin Bob: I saw something on the news about some changes that were made in the packaging of MREs. The government spokesman opened up a pouch of sausage and said, "See? It looks okay, and it smells... just like when we put it in there."
 duckfarts: @mcnugglesworth: okay; Unsurprisingly, the vegetarian MREs are the best ones
 mcnugglesworth: @Noremak @Anus I always got the worst MREs in the field, it was like they sent us the ones no one else wanted like veggie omelete
 Noremak: @mcnugglesworth No, Anus is right on that one. Ever see sausage and gravy? Looks exactly like bird shit.
 Noremak: M.eals R.ejected by E.thiopians.
 mcnugglesworth: @Anus you take it back
 Anus: Surprisingly, the vegetarian MREs are the best ones
Image 58501   10-12-15   Uploaded by    randomhobo
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