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272624  macrocosm: Plumbers at Hogwarts must be anorexic cuz in that shit would snapped in 2 from the jump out here

272614  ThoughtlessGentleman: "spaying and neutering humans is the best theres already tons of them with no homes."

272592  Teechur: @tib gubb I'm sorry, "they" have to pee outside.

272604  Teechur: Hand him the green one and then say, "No, we don't live there anymore. Try to fit in." Then hand him the whole box.

272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

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272539 Air Biscuit: A fine mustache.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

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272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

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 Incomprehensible: Did anyone else notice he's just standing on one of the steps or are we still playing funny with this one?
 fidelcastro: That's really well timed
 Solemn: Through Snoop Dogg, he has achieved enlightenment.
 WaffleIron: @Spot first we must ascertain whether he's heavier than a duck.
 caitelyn: He's a witch -- stone him!
 Chronic Fatigue: Nice neighborhood.
 confession: He just doesn't like to get wet.
 Mord Tingies: hey HAY hey
 jayjay: dope. this kid is awesome
Image 58500   10-12-15   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 BLOOD DEATH CHICKEN: Home education is a good choice.
 AverageJoe: Education starts at home
 MassDefect: Looks like the daughter is a firewoman.
 Thing Drumomple: guy fieri's family van
 Drunk Orc: Republican family or the family of a minister?
 Chronic Fatigue: Brother and sister are freaky
 CuriouSir: naw man, those are the kids.
 San DoDo: before / after
Image 58499   10-12-15   Uploaded by    McBomalds
 teletub: Lobby kitty tree
 Fantasy: That child is correct to flee
 Frank herbert: AlfredoHitchcock presents...
 AverageUsername: worst cheerleader pyramid i've ever seen
 1979: That must be a Hell of a litter box.
 Chronic Fatigue: The cat's gonna knock it over
 duckfarts: i want this tree
 professional: Catmas Evergreens
 heck: meow
 Pizza: Whoa................
 drhenry: How?
 Pier666: It's all fun and games until someone runs and trips with a tuna melt in their hands.
 Ktoboe: run girl, run!
 mcnugglesworth: Nightmare fuel
Image 58498   10-12-15   Uploaded by    minimum max
Image 58497 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Borb Prembus. You have brought shame on us, Borb Prembus.
 Fishy: Reciprocate my love dammit!
 Death of Rats: @BILL DOOR SQUEAK!
 trumpet: @5 Headed Snake God you need to work on your Seussian skills
 5 Headed Snake God: @Pier666 I think that that is truly a lie. Just look at that hat. Just look at that tie. Both of those things are really quite nice. That cat could grow wings (if he caught the right mice).
 Pier666: I call BS. I doubt that cat can rhyme anything.
Image 58496   10-12-15   Uploaded by    superfudge
 Fishy: Lol you gonna take that?
 grizzly: Punch the shit out of it!
 gorilla: Ouch.
 Call Of Pooty: Sick burn, bruh!
Image 58495   10-12-15   Uploaded by    peeper
 confession: Plough yummy
 oregon man: let me make a valentina costume to whoop some ass
 Chronic Fatigue: 'A' for effort, but good luck getting out of the house.
 KEKOEKEOEK: 150ml. In a package that big? I really hate that
Image 58494   10-12-15   Uploaded by    kate2point0
 duckfarts: doing shit-ups
 Pizza: And I say hey! What a wonderful kind of day to teabag each other
 Fishy: Eat my shorts!
 Anus: Ball so hard motherfuckers wanna sniff my ass
 grizzly: Smell my shit!
Image 58493   10-12-15   Uploaded by    falling
 blablabla: Goddamit Caaarl, stay in the house
 eyg: Nice trash sculpture.
 Pizza: @botch Pain sluts.
 Larry Xmas: Who'd wipe their ass with coral?
 Chronic Fatigue: My iPod's name is Titanic, Coral. And it's syncing.
 mcnugglesworth: @Pizza Oh, I didn't know that
 Pizza: That kills people!! Oh wait, wrong show.
 mcnugglesworth: Caaaaaarllllll!
Image 58492   10-12-15   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
 Caio: Is he saying all black people are jive turkeys? This triggers me.
 Largehand: I hear fap
 Pizza: @Ulillillia It's a beautiful world we live in
 wolfskin: This is Devo
Image 58491   10-12-15   Uploaded by    discodisco
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