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263495  Otterman: I don't know what I'm doing!

263499  Solemn: When you raid with your friends...

263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

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7. Not A Bot
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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Score:
72
 
 nclaw: @Popshart and their least popular Allegedly Green Beans
 popshart: As opposed to their 'Probably Green Beans'
 morakdais: that would make them the fancy haricot vert
 inthrees: it's like, how much more green could these beans be? and the answer is, none. none more green.
Image 56539   09-30-15   Uploaded by    Event Trigger
Score:
129
 
 El Barto: ...to kill.
 mexican: My only response to this is "unfortunately."
 HermwoodLitmajor: ...to kick you in the nads
 dangdang: Hahahrawrrahaha
 blargruck: this is missing some ummmmms
 leia: this isn't even a good picture but i'll rad anything with mr. goldblum
 copunter: to keep putting him in films
Image 56538   09-30-15   Uploaded by    bleeding
Score:
232
 
 Science: Frigging dazzle camoflauge - all I see is head, cleavage, and hands.
 VoR: @Mr. Shine Brown chicken, brown cow.
 WaffleIron: CONNECT FOUR!
 grandma: Invitation accepted. *bow chicka wow wow*
 sue: Bend over just a LITTLE bit farther...
 San DoDo: OK
Image 56537   09-30-15   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
272
 
 Stephen Milkmus: Why do I get the feeling those are resting on a toilet?
 FatTigerWoods: That "solution" looks more like a problem
 Skinr: @ascii larry: "Contact" (not in any way based on or 'inspired by' the Carl Sagan novel, no sir)
 ascii larry: pixar presents
Image 56536   09-30-15   Uploaded by    disc0
Score:
357
 
 Nymphomania: These pokeballs are weird, OP
 hapi papi: friendly spaceship is for friends
Image 56535   09-30-15   Uploaded by    Pokemon
Image 56534 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by MrKlaw. Your image was bad, MrKlaw.
Score:
394
 
 Thisguy: true gangster right here
 Bathysphere: I have so many questions.
 ptrain: 'These aren't my rabbits! For the love of Jebus somebody help me!'
 Musician: His hallucinations are so powerful other can photograph them
 Headoftheclass: Pickadilly Shirtless
 San DoDo: Will make a great muff
 Pizza: Next stop: Wonderland
 morakdais: those bun buns are committing a hate crime
Image 56533   09-30-15   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
477
 
 ann: now mitten man needs another mitten.
 Noremak: If only Se7en went this well
 San DoDo: vv a helping hand
 Shay: Let's give him a hand.
 grizzly: I love Joan Cornella
Image 56532   09-30-15   Uploaded by    Xarthor
Score:
83
 
 Johnny: To cure premature ejaculation see Love Satisfies by Keepitup Johnson. Great book!!!
 jackthesmack: ayyyy lmaooo
 tib gubb: just call me sexual diabetes
 Headoftheclass: Coming sooner than you think! I wonder whether any exams will be oral.
 DrinkMixMan: I already finished that course
Image 56531   09-30-15   Uploaded by    shitshow
Score:
202
 
 Science: @Grep Jelly: From what I'm seeing, it's whether we want to see them or not...
 duckfarts: @Dr. Obvious: words to live by
 Grep Jelly: those women will show us their boobies whether they want to or not!
 usernamee: Rapist if real
 duckybox: always double knot
 sergeant: Why wait when you can fart?
 San DoDo: nd now we wait
Image 56530   09-30-15   Uploaded by    redmercer
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