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175438  Scoo: The driver was crushed horrifically but - haha! - we can make syrup jokes!

175445  Scoo: Kids today probably won't ever know the struggle of tilling a field with a plowshare, either. Technology is always improving.

175439  E. HONDA: but who updates this updater?

175447  scribbs: While it looks like an efficient kitchen, even making a slice of toast is a colossal pain in the ass.

175402  fanny: RAD because my grandma had this on a refrigerator magnet, now that magnet is on my fridge

175413  Niels Bohr: @Mr. Shine did you ever head out on the highway looking for adventure?

175421  Niels Bohr: But what if they have candy? Didn't think of that didya sign?

175442  Mr. Butt: same

175438  Derp Herpigan: Now this is... *puts on sunglasses* a sticky situation

175441  ch: Danger Dog has re-used the costume. It's not an inexpensive costume, and the department's budget is tight with the new top brass.

175440  Derp Herpigan: Well, one of us is gonna have to change.

175441  ch: DANGER DOG dresses like a banana slug on the docks to case out the impending drug deal / DANGER DOG fills out the department's paperwork with a tenacious endlessly-unquenched zeal / DAAAAANNNNNNGERRRRRR DOGGGGGGGGGG / EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN: DANGER DOG AND THE UNSUSPECTING CRIMINALS POSING AS NATURE ENTHUSIASTS

175445  Derp Herpigan: I mean they could download an older version of solitaire to experience that.

175446  Derp Herpigan: My childhood.

175442  Ulillillia: Purple user mascot.

175449  Derp Herpigan: Hey, one could easily steal that soap, make a clean getaway.

175450  Derp Herpigan: There's no way that's an airport. No airport is quiet enough for sleeping infants.

175413  Mr. Shine: @Spazstatic a LOT. I also drove it from Columbus,OH to Aliquippa, PA in 2:30. According to Google, it should have taken 3:10

15387  Urn BooUrn: Dirty pool.

175440  Robespierre: Interesting ... same shirt, same hair, same galsses, same beard ... and neither of them is freaking out.

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175218 Dr. Bathroom: Is this at PABT? That seems about right.

175395 Borkf: Nobody wins.

175409 Hosebag: @hearsegirl Of course. It helps the conductivity.

175352 Zampano: My hometown has a drive thru liquor store. Never understood it. Everyone knows drinking and driving is wrong, but sometimes you just gotta get from point A to point B with a little detour thru point OWI...

175280 sparename: Is this before or after my black coffee and cigarettes for breakfast?

175270 itskando: How to shoot your eye out, kid

175357 piranharama: Cops hide behind this sign!

175273 cenecia: Also is that kid holding a hand gun??

175408 hearsegirl: that's a wicked pisser.

175372 Spazstatic: After what we've put it through, I'm sure.



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Score:
453
 
 Throb: Can we @throb message ourselves?
 Jeannie C: You shall not pass!
 your nana: "look mummy, there's an airplane up in the sky"
 Janston: Can't help but rad vote a cute border collie.
 higginbutt: Give it back. You are a dog. It doesn't even fit.
 Headoftheclass: I hate when bitch's be wearin' my shirt I the morning.
 Science: Dobby loves Harry Potter!
 HermwoodLitmajor: I am ready to create. Fetch my absinthe, mon cherie
 Erroneous B.I.G.: Look I'm a hooman! "Durrrrr Im walking on 2 legs I'm so speshul durrrrr!"
Image 54483   09-18-15   Uploaded by    Morowyn
Score:
356
 
 your nana: what the deer hunter needs, is more cowbell
 SomeCanadian: Christopher Walken?
 Robespierre: Elvis In Exile
 Frank herbert: so he's using the ass end of a dear to cap on his temple?
 Ktoboe: i feel like this should be a mural on the side of a building somewhere
 Foolster41: CuriouSir: That's probably because it is.
 CuriouSir: dude looks like a young christopher walken
 Musician: Bambi mau!
 Erroneous B.I.G.: You don't know want to know where he kept Bambi hidden.
 a robot: ......sure, ok, why not
 HermwoodLitmajor: And so the hunter becomes the hunted
Image 54482   09-18-15   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Score:
326
 
 your nana: more likely the morning after curry night
 Headoftheclass: Perfect for Grindr marathon!
 ch: Perfect for night blogging
 a robot: Poop jokes! The best jokes.
Image 54481   09-18-15   Uploaded by    NotBad
Score:
162
 
 Minx: i think thats called alcohol.
 Jeannie C: This is their way of inducing guilt. Historically, it is not that big a deal.
 your nana: try eating more curry
 CasualGay: but having her high school diploma sure helps ease the pain
 FatTigerWoods: I feel guilty and I'm a guy
 Morpen Lungus: some diesel fuel & a match would fix that
 Erroneous B.I.G.: But can she use capitalization and punctuation?
 HermwoodLitmajor: "Drive safely" with Trojan
 DrinkMixMan: "Welcome to Moose Jaw?" Abort, abort!
 Aloha Snackbar: wonderful image
 Knice: She looks like she wants to forget Moose Jaw.
 a robot: Free hot breakfast??!!
Image 54480   09-18-15   Uploaded by    skinny dog
Score:
406
 
 Minx: Oh Jesus save me now..
 your nana: she can't abort the memory
 chad: At least it can't fly and is allergic to salt water
 smarkles: @MaronaPossessed That's a good point. Now I'm wondering how the others taste.
 MaronaPossessed: Lobsters aren't nightmares. They're delicious.
 DrinkMixMan: Comments are internet's way of saying "screw you"
Image 54479   09-18-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
355
 
 Minx: My mom when she sees my grades...
 your nana: bite me
 Rincewind: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
 Fishy: Pixar?
 Erroneous B.I.G.: Clever girl
Image 54478   09-18-15   Uploaded by    Knice
Score:
176
 
 Lestrange: two finger man is my driving technique
 PissReagan: DAmn, Yuna
 your nana: the wrap party was at hung far low
 MaronaPossessed: They forgot to add Ching Chong Chow to the credits.
 WTF: ...with Harrison Lee as the son of Yo-Yo Ma
 jonz: Don was hired for missing 3 fingers
 edgarallendoh: Yuna was hired for her acting ability.
 MenschMaschine: Also, I don't know waht "Hazeltine" is but it sounds like a Nutella-based drink.
 MenschMaschine: Poor Yuna :(
Image 54477   09-18-15   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
162
 
 CrustyDusty: Just then, the FBI rolled up and whisked the kid away for selling lemonade without a license. Somehow, it was labeled "terrorist activites"...
 your nana: stop! water time.
 Frank herbert: stop
 theaquaman: Young Putin is up to no good
 Lil Buddy: The new Hitman movie is looking good.
Image 54476   09-18-15   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
16
 
 Wumph Morms: Joke funny: change he to we.
 Robespierre: Money; no taste.
 smarkles: My god! What beautiful penmanship!
 a robot: who cares
Image 54475   09-18-15   Uploaded by    WetWilly
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