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233217  carpwoman: Photoshopped.

233229  ignatz: Ok who beefed?

233222  Hyphae: Green and friendly!? Where is the purple and friendly?

233231  ignatz: Dyou think I've blown my chances of winning?

233194  mexican: HEY! KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE! SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING!

233218  ignatz: Welp, you might as well run with it..

233203  mexican: Rude.

233225  Not A Bot: weakest gun show ever

233206  a robot: *sung to the tune of Bow Wow Wow's 'I Want Candy'* I HATE CHRISTMAS

233220  Shay: I don't know what's more confusing: the cutout anime guy or being served a tin bowl of Jiffy Pop for dinner.

233217  a robot: @Peter Pantsless Yay, you're purple again! :D

233195  kornisjon: Morbid sense of humour detected, which is rad!

233149  piratepom: Rad for this @Captain Marsupial!

233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

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2. Robespierre
3. Teechur
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9. carpwoman
10. Yurishiro



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233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233166 Mr. Whiskers: Hep the titis

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon



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Scoo uploaded 232798 (1348 points)
ping uploaded 232800 (1282 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1275 points)
phil uploaded 233036 (1248 points)
PlzPlzMe uploaded 232775 (1240 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1144 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1138 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1002 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232705 (987 points)


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 2. Yurishiro: 7772 points
 3. ping: 6690 points
 4. Peter Pantsless: 4996 points
 5. HatStand: 3568 points
 6. E. HONDA: 3400 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 3184 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2721 points
 9. Side Boob: 2258 points
10. barfolomew: 2147 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
12. topcity: 2067 points
13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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 melted plastic: Remember those old health class textbooks that listed off all the narcotics in one breath? Like Weed and PCP were right next to each other. Like, I would say to a weedguy "hey, instead of just chilling, I think tonight I want to turn into the Hulk."
Image 54283   09-17-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Image 54282 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by dork. You have brought shame on us, dork.
Score:
73
 
 duckfarts: those kids are high fiving over the burn
Image 54281   09-17-15   Uploaded by    Username
Score:
322
 
 Headoftheclass: I'll bet it's loaded with buttshot.
 au bon pain: Shot in the arse / and you're to blame. / You give cops / a bad name.
 Frank herbert: his assistant is 12 gauge
 Chronic Fatigue: Shotgun is reaching for the cop's waistband
 Robespierre: Enema Of The State
 bug: Anything's a chair if you're... dumb enough?
 Dorb: @HermwoodLitmajor fecal bacteria... does that make it a biological weapon? hooooooo
 HermwoodLitmajor: Now that barrel has butt particles in it and the next thing it shoots will get butt particles on it
 Knice: Dude's about to get his round chambered.
Image 54280   09-17-15   Uploaded by    badbrad
Score:
80
 
 WaffleIron: I saw this in the louvre just last week
 mcnugglesworth: Unsure how I feel about the funny part being circled and having commentary added
 Greyfeathers: Probably the only sense of humor in the room.
Image 54279   09-17-15   Uploaded by    Empty Sandwich
Score:
224
 
 Grep Jelly: @bug for support when your squating up top for an upper decker.
 Docgonzo: Thug life
 Advice Person: Why is there a watering can?
 Surprising: Funny internet
 bug: Not sure what the bar is for. Power dumps or stability during awkward bathroom sex
 Vanna: Is the sign about the toilet or the oddly positioned hand rail?
 Flarmie: That wall used to be white.
 forkbear: creepy, check it for cameras
 Knice: I guess now my best friend is a toilet.
Image 54278   09-17-15   Uploaded by    harald
Score:
226
 
 flesh forge: this is triggering me
 Knice: I bet this vehicle gets plenty of following distance.
 conner: when i look for septic service, humor is my litmus test
Image 54277   09-17-15   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
282
 
 Headoftheclass: Anencephapus is a helluva thing!
 Lutha: is this guy the model they used to make that mac icon?
 Robespierre: Channeling Basil Wolverton.
 Science: Any angle's a face if your perception is brave enough
 gorilla: @mcnugglesworth Yeah, but the theme song was way killer.
 mcnugglesworth: True Detective season 2 sucked
 Thisguy: I see you turned your head during a panoramic photo
 a robot: Stop it, you
 Skinr: stereotypical Frenchman
Image 54276   09-17-15   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
255
 
 mission2mars: Very reasonamble.
 carpwoman: Gotta get 'em home somehow.
 logghibarogghi: i have been this person.
 WaffleIron: As a person who's transported too much cargo on not enough bike, I hereby proclaim this rad
 originaluser: Flash flood warning? Covered.
 VoR: Doesn't he know tyredness kills
 Pumpo Drumoble: Never hurts to have a spare and it he wipes out he may just continue to travel down the road.
Image 54275   09-17-15   Uploaded by    teryn
Score:
287
 
 Micro Jackson: Welsh Windows
 Ulillillia: Mo money mo problem$
 WaffleIron: Micorsoft windows rules the universe
 Rogue: wow. that turned out really badly. just for reference I was trying to Zalgo the text. :(
 Rogue: Ḩ͏͠A̸̷̧͜͠I̧͟L̢̀ ̶̸̢̛M͡͡I̵͢͠C̡͢͟͏R̷͢͜͞O̴&#
 mcnugglesworth: The exact moment the BIOS became sentient
 indolenzaplenaria: go home windows you're drunk
 VoR: I lake tha sownd of wandows
Image 54274   09-17-15   Uploaded by    badbrad
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