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273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

273610  Minnesotan: CDs and DVDs will be joining you magnetic fucks soon enough!

273362  Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure that guy is still hoping they will reboot Babylon 5 with him as Londo ... Mind you, a B5 reboot could be damn good (without him, natch).

273366  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273609  dad: I know they have a different spinal arrangement than me, but seeing pinnipeds sit up like that makes my back hurt.

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273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.



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 melted plastic: Remember those old health class textbooks that listed off all the narcotics in one breath? Like Weed and PCP were right next to each other. Like, I would say to a weedguy "hey, instead of just chilling, I think tonight I want to turn into the Hulk."
Image 54283   09-17-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Image 54282 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by dork. Boo, dork.
Score:
73
 
 duckfarts: those kids are high fiving over the burn
Image 54281   09-17-15   Uploaded by    Username
Score:
322
 
 Headoftheclass: I'll bet it's loaded with buttshot.
 au bon pain: Shot in the arse / and you're to blame. / You give cops / a bad name.
 Frank herbert: his assistant is 12 gauge
 Chronic Fatigue: Shotgun is reaching for the cop's waistband
 Fuzzpot: Enema Of The State
 bug: Anything's a chair if you're... dumb enough?
 Dorb: @HermwoodLitmajor fecal bacteria... does that make it a biological weapon? hooooooo
 HermwoodLitmajor: Now that barrel has butt particles in it and the next thing it shoots will get butt particles on it
 Knice: Dude's about to get his round chambered.
Image 54280   09-17-15   Uploaded by    badbrad
Score:
80
 
 WaffleIron: I saw this in the louvre just last week
 mcnugglesworth: Unsure how I feel about the funny part being circled and having commentary added
 Greyfeathers: Probably the only sense of humor in the room.
Image 54279   09-17-15   Uploaded by    Empty Sandwich
Score:
224
 
 Grep Jelly: @bug for support when your squating up top for an upper decker.
 Docgonzo: Thug life
 Advice Person: Why is there a watering can?
 Surprising: Funny internet
 bug: Not sure what the bar is for. Power dumps or stability during awkward bathroom sex
 Vanna: Is the sign about the toilet or the oddly positioned hand rail?
 Flarmie: That wall used to be white.
 forkbear: creepy, check it for cameras
 Knice: I guess now my best friend is a toilet.
Image 54278   09-17-15   Uploaded by    harald
Score:
226
 
 flesh forge: this is triggering me
 Knice: I bet this vehicle gets plenty of following distance.
 conner: when i look for septic service, humor is my litmus test
Image 54277   09-17-15   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
304
 
 Headoftheclass: Anencephapus is a helluva thing!
 Lutha: is this guy the model they used to make that mac icon?
 pusha p: Channeling Basil Wolverton.
 Science: Any angle's a face if your perception is brave enough
 gorilla: @mcnugglesworth Yeah, but the theme song was way killer.
 mcnugglesworth: True Detective season 2 sucked
 Thisguy: I see you turned your head during a panoramic photo
 a robot: Stop it, you
 Skinr: stereotypical Frenchman
Image 54276   09-17-15   Uploaded by    Musician
Score:
255
 
 mission2mars: Very reasonamble.
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: Gotta get 'em home somehow.
 logghibarogghi: i have been this person.
 WaffleIron: As a person who's transported too much cargo on not enough bike, I hereby proclaim this rad
 originaluser: Flash flood warning? Covered.
 daisy picker: Doesn't he know tyredness kills
 Pumpo Drumoble: Never hurts to have a spare and it he wipes out he may just continue to travel down the road.
Image 54275   09-17-15   Uploaded by    teryn
Score:
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 Micro Jackson: Welsh Windows
 berlin: Mo money mo problem$
 WaffleIron: Micorsoft windows rules the universe
 Rogue: wow. that turned out really badly. just for reference I was trying to Zalgo the text. :(
 Rogue: Ḩ͏͠A̸̷̧͜͠I̧͟L̢̀ ̶̸̢̛M͡͡I̵͢͠C̡͢͟͏R̷͢͜͞O̴&#
 mcnugglesworth: The exact moment the BIOS became sentient
 indolenzaplenaria: go home windows you're drunk
 twisty: I lake tha sownd of wandows
Image 54274   09-17-15   Uploaded by    badbrad
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