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262784  Spazstatic: And no respirator.

262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

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10. The Turks: 1585 points
11. professorpig: 1584 points
12. frankie: 1457 points
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 Meatato: The only person who was smart enough to use a fake name and a prepaid card, ladies and gentlemen.
 androbot: Likes: Subway, Gary Glitter, Ted Nugent, boys choirs, "mentoring"
 ch: January Jones is not a prune. Respect the husk's hustle
 Frank herbert: old as fuck. He be getting all sorts of prunes.
 duckfarts: this bishop likes a good flogging
 duckfarts: Jorne Mario Bergiglio
 blargruck: Gettin turnt on that papal drank
 Punt Numbles: Eat this. It is my body.
 blargruck: Ashley Madison: life is short. go to the fair
 dobbiesdoogs: gotta have that pope
Image 52893   09-08-15   Uploaded by    Username
 Bump Plumbus: Classic
 Frank herbert: nananananana - mercury
 Korrok: Dear Pluto, Really? You? -Jupiter
 a robot: Dear Pluto, stop being such a whiny bitch. Love, Ceres
 dobbiesdoogs: come to the kuiper belt in the next 9 1/2 years if u want an ass kicking
Image 52892   09-08-15   Uploaded by    sunset blues
 ann: Best cooking show.
 xbex: I came
 Albo Grungus: damn son even the cabinets have spikes...
 Korrok: Nice Bat'leth.
 Annoying Vegan : *swoons*
 dark.elf.raya: Mom says I have to use it or I don't get to keep it all...
 Chronic Fatigue: Satan's spawn prefers to eat organic
 dangdang: Vegan... Black... Metal... Chef! *furious guitar riffs*
 eumoria: @duckfarts It slices, it dices, it purees, it's a bottle opener, a corkscrew, it will julianne your potatoes, cut through a tin can and still slice that pepper like butter!
 dobbiesdoogs: klingon in satan's service
 duckfarts: that knife seems difficult to use
 blargruck: Tonight on Black Metal Kitchen we make stuffed peppers!
 H.Dresden: What a keeper
Image 52891   09-08-15   Uploaded by    mark64
 Big Baby: thats what your son will look like, elton
 H.Dresden: @Science *gasp* I have indulged in heresy forgive me!
 Jack Daniels: now kiss
 Mumbles: That's Sir Reggie Dwight, ponce.
 Science: @H.Dresden: That's Sir Elton John, peasant.
 H.Dresden: Fuck you Elton John don't need your sass
Image 52890   09-08-15   Uploaded by    fisto
 Korrok: @BlanksBeautiful Who the fuck is Ashley?
 Sauce Packets: "Friend," I love it!!
 mission2mars: Mighty Friend = Superhero
 lizzz: I love "Family Guy"
 BlankIsBeautiful: you bastards i want ashley to marry that guy... whoever... or maybe girl.. i don't even know.
Image 52889   09-08-15   Uploaded by    truck stop
 cakefizzle: Dated the one on the left in the 60s,wow
 White Male: lol nigqa said head guns
 Frank herbert: They have dildos on their heads
 Korrok: I hope the first ETs we meet are like these. With figures like that, you can wear any kind of silly hat you like.
 AverageJoe: release the Kraken
 duckfarts: ugh HERE COME THE FEMINISTS geez
 pewdiepie: Leopard wimmin, amirite??
 Big Beagler: on an unrelated note this windowpane acid is like fuck me strong
 dobbiesdoogs: space smith then starting beating it like crazy
Image 52888   09-08-15   Uploaded by    omgpro
 curiousir: he has a dog dick on his leg.
 A duck: Carl's Friday night was full of... *interesting* new experiences.
 Chronic Fatigue: Ugh, who invited him?
 duckfarts: ruff ridin
 wolfskin: Dutch oven pro version
Image 52887   09-08-15   Uploaded by    down10
 celebgate: holy jesus, this looks almost identical to a friend at my college
 WaffleIron: He's Not the Star Wars kid we deserved, but he was the Star Wars kid we needed.
 nclaw: Global in his scope
 Korrok: "Jabba, you're a wonderful human being."
 drhilljack: Star Wars Kid all grown up.
 H.Dresden: I AM the night
 ironmaiden: put your helmet on Tommy its time for the short bus
 violentwrath: web 2.0
Image 52886   09-08-15   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Image 52885 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

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 whipwing: haha worst fucking report ever, does nobody check their kids work these days???
 MikeWhiskey: This kid is pretty obviously not black, and probably not American either.
 Korrok: Points for creativity.
 duckfarts: @Mr. Butt: Otto was the first black amirican
 Mr. Butt: His favorite subject was love. Born in a snow storm. I'm pretty sure this is about the snowman from Frozen.
 waynelord: I don't think you're telling that joke right.
 Jesus: Jesus was the first god to die in rea life. He was born in a sandcastle surrounded by sheep. He taught people how to make furniture
Image 52884   09-08-15   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
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