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268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

268222  mexican: You called?

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1. dangerkeith3000
2. MrBoffo
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7. Not A Bot
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267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

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10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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 Korrok: It's what John would have wanted.
 Chile Quornwrap: Pic of the year
 beckybecky: "I knooooooooow."
 time is wastin: What's wrong?
 WTF: RIP Mr. Bill
 Bitcoin Burglar: OH YEAH!!! *smash*
 vape station: @obongo Are you okay?
Image 52785   09-08-15   Uploaded by    Pokemon
 agor gatro: wtfffff
 Exsanguinary: Why no, Mrs. Johnson, I don't see anything wrong with little Billy playing with my squirty pipe... oh, oh...OH! Yeah, no, now I get why this was a horrible idea. Totally my bad, because it looks like a penis, right?
 elahabdh: design committee needs more meetings
 Morowyn: Urine trouble now, kids
 Chronic Fatigue: With that many kids in the pool, it really is urine coming out of there.
 Frank herbert: The trunk has wood too
 virtualman: Anything's a dildo if you're sociopathic enough
 alex: Haw haw looks like a dong
 eyg: dickhouse.
Image 52784   09-08-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
 ironmaiden: @Garb Grungo - you be doin somthing unusual. You must be som sorta terrist!
 whorrible: Yall trippin
 Dorb: Heh. One was a grill from the rubbish dump, the other I found on the roadside a few months iater. I won't be cooking on them - I am thinking of making them into CPU heatsinks.
 robocop: clean both sides and half your grill is gone. brilliant.
 WaffleIron: PTFE--;
 KL1NGON: The next fire will give it all the cleaning it will ever need.
 cassette1: Who's going to clean the sand?
 mcnugglesworth: Yes, sand-blast the grill and remove the coating while you're at it
Image 52783   09-08-15   Uploaded by    Lemonator
 Wort Mumpus: Just showed this to a toddler-inflicted work coleague. She said she had caught hers doing this with a powerboard this morning!
 Chest Rockwell: Pro tip: Don't have kids.
 Frank herbert: yay for taking pictures of kids frying!!!
 Fursona: @AverageJoe I'll take the easy ones...
 AverageJoe: @Knice ba dum tss
 elahabdh: That kid should be grounded.
 mcnugglesworth: Not to mention said toddler is wearing something that looks to be quite conducive to static electricity
 mcnugglesworth: In this example, we see a toddler who is about to be dead of electrocution because bad parenting, so yeah, I'd say a silent toddler would be suspicious in this case
Image 52782   09-08-15   Uploaded by    julia
 Morn Bumbies: Eat me.
 KL1NGON: It's not true in any case, vegetarian's meat is seriously lacking the rich flavor of omnivores.
 rubix1924: Weak.
 mcnugglesworth: Yes indeed. Who cares
Image 52781   09-08-15   Uploaded by    who cares
 Beef Supreme: no muff too tough. we dive at five.
 Frank herbert: Scottish? ? so Un shaven mcmuff?
 iwash: Can't believe MC Muff sold out to Big Egg
 Erroneous B.I.G.: I'll skip the egg, thanks.
Image 52780   09-08-15   Uploaded by    Drump Porbs
 realjon: @eyg that's a 50 dkp minus!!!!1!one!
 obongo: like and share if u agree!@!!
 eyg: And that was how Uncle Sylvio saved Jim's raid from a wipe.
Image 52779   09-08-15   Uploaded by    XLY
Image 52778 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

No wonder you didn't want to give us your name, Anonymous.
 Social Vegan: isnt that a marvin gaye song?
 Morgan: ummmmmmmm
 VoR: Is there any other type of breathing?
 mcnugglesworth: I like butts
 Social Vegan: Yes, Big Data, yesssssss.
Image 52777   09-08-15   Uploaded by    McBomalds
 jackthesmack: HAHAHAHA Should just say "black" amirite??
 Frank herbert: I went to a strip club and they polished my gun.
 courtney: @arglebargle this is all of 6th street, I started going to Pflugerville =/ Black Dog and Grahams were ok.
 Lobster666: finally, something good
 edgarallendoh: @mcnugglesworth them a lot more often than I, mysteriously, as I am white
 effzeeceekay: @mcnugglesworth I quit going to bars because my friends (and I) couldnt get in regular ass bars and shitty clubs because of this baggy clothes shit
 aeroaero: @mcnugglesworth oh, i forgot, its guns so the whole comments derail away from the racism
 ITS TAPE: @chickwdick, Word to the 'wealth, yo.
 originaluser: @mcnugglesworth @WTF in the Commonwealth of Virginia where I live you can open carry into a bar AND drink. Sic semper tyrannis! (You can't drink while carrying concealed though.)
 arglebargle: @jon do lol what bars in Austin do you go to?
 Social Vegan: Gang bang yourself, Bill.
 Annoying Vegan : Bill hated the eighties.
 mcnugglesworth: @WTF I hadn't known that. I was born in TN but hardly lived there. All bars or restaurants who derive 51% of their profits from the sale and consumption of alcohol, prohibit guns on the premises, for good reason.
 WTF: @mcnugglesworth-In TN it's legal. The bar or restaurant has to opt-out by posting a sign at the entrance prohibiting guns.
 WTF: Yes, because the bubba with the Nascar tee-shirt whose 4 year old blows away his mom after finding a loaded, unlocked handgun in the fridge's vegetable crisper is far more responsible.
 mcnugglesworth: Can't take a gun into a bar in Austin, or any bar for that matter
 bbbrandon: This is what businesses in the south are like, try going to a bar in austin
Image 52776   09-08-15   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
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