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262452  dangerkeith3000: October 1995, that is!

262454  antipatterns: W A T E R M A R K

262446  smusher: Shit, that's depressing

262440  antipatterns: If Americans don't eat more beautiful people soon, China will surpass us

262397  Korrok: I've seen worse....

262459  someguynameded: Put the D in her A and it's all ok

262449  Off Topic: I do. Does that really mean I'm a princess?

262377  Theimposter: A police force is necessary, a lack of regulation is not.

262444  KyleisBobDole: Ooh watcha saaaaaay, ooh that you only meant well

262419  Not A Bot: Fuck you sign, I do what I want!

262445  Robespierre: On your marks ... get set ... FEED ME!

262447  Robespierre: Berber basking

262448  Robespierre: Wy yew flashing us, hoomin?

262439  Robespierre: In all those familiar places

262448  Yam: Man, that is adorable

262440  Robespierre: @Palm Flungo "Eat It Like a Man" doesn't include salad - it's an additional $2.98.

262442  Robespierre: Entering Heavy Rotation orbit

262443  Robespierre: Trumpenstine stomps the Texas terra

262444  Robespierre: WWE(tm): Where There's Always Room For More Bad Acting(c)

262425  Peter Pantsless: Oh you KNOW she went to band camp

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Score:
162
 
 Frorm Rempongus: $1,499* *Does not include lawyer's fees
 Froft Grombies: basically, you take the fireworks and throw them in the fireplace and get out of the exploding house your ex-spouse was awarded
 Flump Grungo: Colontopia is just a box of vacuum-packed bean burritos.
 Rang Drumuble: That's what America is all about.
 Gungo Albumbies: Aw hell naw
 Luft Gropert: Celebrate the independence of your country by blowing up a small part of it!
 Crild Morpopert: I hear Untamed Retribution and Pyrotechnic Motherlode are opening for Megadeth in October.
 Lirm Flumupert: Lol, this one got me
Image 51954   09-03-15   Uploaded by    Roft Horpungo
Score:
185
 
 Leng Rempungo: ALL of these Van Camp's ads were evil
 Trewn Albupert: Why does this kid remind me of Li'l Gideon....
 Theng Morpongus: Or a round-the-way girl.
 Rong Albopert: or his brother
 Vorb Plumbies: is this alfred e neumans son
 Vurm Albumple: and if you find a tender toni that is right for you, make it official, give her your love
 Flungo Flumungus: Remember, kids! Send in 5 cents, 5 box tops, and a self addressed stamped envelope to get your free safety helmet!
 Thorbo Plemomple: This is seriously creepy.
 Hald Gruble: they never found the bodies...
 Pompo Albupert: "yeah bitch you ready for me to eat that beautiful people like tenderoni?"
 Pong Plungo: That's the oldest child I've ever seen.
 Jild Rempungus: Little Newt was young, hungry and needed the money for his first divorce.
 Cramp Gropert: Eyy, fuckface, I got your Tenderoni right here.
 Melm Flumuble: Jesus fucking christ
 Hold Plemupert: Not when I'm done with him.
Image 51953   09-03-15   Uploaded by    Himpo Brungus
Score:
343
 
 Flompo Cremungo: So is that house in its mom's basement rn?
 Froft Drumumbies: multi-level gross
 Giple Cremuble: When I was a kid we just made forts. Good times.
 Pift Flungus: The dog helped with the buttered potato.
 Dert Plemupert: Winter + boredom + industrial amounts of food coloring = ?
 Lango Rempomple: The cobbler is still frozen
 Pang Pluble: Swanson's Hungry Lawn Dinner.
Image 51952   09-03-15   Uploaded by    Gilm Albongo
Score:
201
 
 Jerm Plemongus: okay i'm done. put me back in the water
 Rerb Morpomple: Best face swap yet.
 Tramp Morpombies: @mcnugglesworth She's living in L.A. with my best old ex-friend ray...
 Vart Horpungo: Don't think ray best friend selfies are going to catch on TBH
 Frempo Pluble: "I'm making this face because I can't fucking breathe!"
 Crumpo Grupert: Stick moon face under water and try the pic again
 Beng Morpongo: Poor Ray
Image 51951   09-03-15   Uploaded by    Hift Plemomple
Score:
130
 
 Crang Bropert: congrats on your bad post
 Thirm Dampombies: *David Attenborough voice* "Ah yes, a herd of useless assholes! We must approach them quietly so as not to spook them"
Image 51950   09-03-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
256
 
 Trango Drumungo: is that DaThings1?
 Luld Plongus: That's swag in Switzerland!
 Lart Plungus: Get away from my car
 Vang Drumuble: Super Oklahoma Man is a Canadian superhero transplanted from the USA.
 Trong Cremungus: What makes a man turn neutral?
Image 51949   09-03-15   Uploaded by    Thingo Bruble
Score:
250
 
 Frirbo Plongo: with tounge even.
 Mampo Albuble: True wuv
 Flawn Plumbies: that's not how you drink from the bottle
 Bump Albuble: Living the dream
 Thempo Flumongus: His was the better choice
Image 51948   09-03-15   Uploaded by    Leld Gropert
Score:
44
 
 Thengo Horpongo: windows 10 is a very "modern" (read: plain and lazy) house where the owner sometimes comes and changes parts of the house without your consent
 Thorb Gropert: @cromerstu: yeah, because accidentally torching your master boot record while trying to install Critical Path is 'simple'
 Birm Plemungus: The 98 house is cozy.
 Mirm Rempongo: you can make 8 not be tablet-retarded within 30 seconds, i never see that shit. people are dumb.
 Diwn Floble: I liked 3.1. It was a much simpler time.
 Rurbo Albumple: Uh. Well, I think WinME's picture should be a tar-paper shack with boarded-up windows
 Vild Grongo: @Thisguy A giant billboard that pops out of the lawn of the 7 and 8 houses once a day and blares at you about trading your functional home for an uninspected one.
 Lempo Horpungus: Windows 10 is between 9 and 11, so a picture of 9/11
 Flort Plemomple: The lack of a blank picture for ME is a travesty
 Mort Flumopert: What is windows 10 then
 Hongo Albungus: never thought I'd want to be homeless
Image 51947   09-03-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
213
 
 Part Broble: @Pizza No, they're for providing buffs to nearby allies.
 Dimpo Grunuble: Auras are real, man. But they're for reading, not for punching.
Image 51946   09-03-15   Uploaded by    Ringo Albomple
Score:
197
 
 Dift Grunumple: That is the most absorbent dude ever.
 Romp Bropert: Hey, when you're real big you'll buy anything that comes in your size.
 Dengo Floble: pretty big, so actually 5 kids
 Vang Flumbies: whats the number for the denim abuse hotline
 Dompo Flumongo: I'm not overweight; I'm a tough guy, who's always chilly in the lower torso.
 Traple Groble: There's Badass Longcoat and then there's......this.
 Lawn Brupert: Meh....needs more denim (lol...matrix references)
 Vorm Dampongus: Hello other grown-up! I'm certainly not two children in a long coat.
 Marb Alboble: There's a glitch in the Denim.
 Gorm Cremomple: Is he gonna choose the red or blue?
Image 51945   09-03-15   Uploaded by    Muft Grongus
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