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272796  some guy : I want to play Runescape in IE for hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and...

272907  Air Biscuit: "Pay attention to me!"

272911  Air Biscuit: This would make an awesome miniputt course.

272899  toolbag: @Scoo When you have a fleet card to pay for gas

272890  titular role: Hm...redundant

272893  Korrok: Probably....

272892  Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 Oh, jeeze. How do you put up with the staff's insane, sociopathic antics every Wednesday at 10pm?

272921  morakdais: You should've left it black and white like the original.

272905  ChubbyBuddy: without warning labels the public would still believe that cigarettes cure rheumatism

272900  Not A Bot: Spoiler alert: after this picture was taken, George R. R. Martin turned around and killed 7 of these actors with his own two hands.

272906  Greek Fire: *bird flies in* DAMMIT

272906  Drunk Orc: Lookin at kitty porn

272892  Hokie333: Is Paddy's a chain? If not, this is across the street from where I work.

272746  celebgate: agree @Yam

272861  DrNinjaman: 'Tis a fine boat, English, but sure it is no pool.

272868  DrNinjaman: Paper towel that fine you've got to romance first.

272875  DrNinjaman: Nailed it!

272892  DrNinjaman: @generic As an english ex-pat currently living in America you mean, right?

272868  Lantry: @Mumbles yeah but its the counter space that's so difficult to reach that you can't use it anyway

272903  DrNinjaman: No, no, no, that's for drying under-boob sweat.

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272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

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 OMG: $1,499* *Does not include lawyer's fees
 duckfarts: basically, you take the fireworks and throw them in the fireplace and get out of the exploding house your ex-spouse was awarded
 HermwoodLitmajor: Colontopia is just a box of vacuum-packed bean burritos.
 discodisco: That's what America is all about.
 ironcity: Aw hell naw
 a robot: Celebrate the independence of your country by blowing up a small part of it!
 Punt Numbles: I hear Untamed Retribution and Pyrotechnic Motherlode are opening for Megadeth in October.
 garbagedick: Lol, this one got me
Image 51954   09-03-15   Uploaded by    Ggrayson
 shadebane: ALL of these Van Camp's ads were evil
 Crurbo Grunumple: Why does this kid remind me of Li'l Gideon....
 TrumpyTrump: Or a round-the-way girl.
 JumboDS64: or his brother
 JumboDS64: is this alfred e neumans son
 dad: and if you find a tender toni that is right for you, make it official, give her your love
 confession: Remember, kids! Send in 5 cents, 5 box tops, and a self addressed stamped envelope to get your free safety helmet!
 Niels Bohr: This is seriously creepy.
 Exsanguinary: they never found the bodies...
 berlin: "yeah bitch you ready for me to eat that beautiful people like tenderoni?"
 MassDefect: That's the oldest child I've ever seen.
 Musician: Little Newt was young, hungry and needed the money for his first divorce.
 Bad Dad: Eyy, fuckface, I got your Tenderoni right here.
 a robot: Jesus fucking christ
 Bobby Brown: Not when I'm done with him.
Image 51953   09-03-15   Uploaded by    Science
 kate2point0: So is that house in its mom's basement rn?
 metallica: multi-level gross
 spacedawg: When I was a kid we just made forts. Good times.
 Annoying Vegan : The dog helped with the buttered potato.
 Warezlock: Winter + boredom + industrial amounts of food coloring = ?
 Chronic Fatigue: The cobbler is still frozen
 skillet: Swanson's Hungry Lawn Dinner.
Image 51952   09-03-15   Uploaded by    trstme
 original og: okay i'm done. put me back in the water
 scrazzy: Best face swap yet.
 violentwrath: @mcnugglesworth She's living in L.A. with my best old ex-friend ray...
 mcnugglesworth: Don't think ray best friend selfies are going to catch on TBH
 a robot: "I'm making this face because I can't fucking breathe!"
 Chronic Fatigue: Stick moon face under water and try the pic again
 Science: Poor Ray
Image 51951   09-03-15   Uploaded by    cran vodka
 bark: congrats on your bad post
 a robot: *David Attenborough voice* "Ah yes, a herd of useless assholes! We must approach them quietly so as not to spook them"
Image 51950   09-03-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
 Skinr: is that DaThings1?
 Thurbo Albuble: That's swag in Switzerland!
 Micro Jackson: Get away from my car
 9inchfails: Super Oklahoma Man is a Canadian superhero transplanted from the USA.
 Zapp: What makes a man turn neutral?
Image 51949   09-03-15   Uploaded by    who cares
 ann: with tounge even.
 Micro Jackson: True wuv
 Exsanguinary: that's not how you drink from the bottle
 a robot: Living the dream
 H.Dresden: His was the better choice
Image 51948   09-03-15   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
 JumboDS64: windows 10 is a very "modern" (read: plain and lazy) house where the owner sometimes comes and changes parts of the house without your consent
 Skinr: @cromerstu: yeah, because accidentally torching your master boot record while trying to install Critical Path is 'simple'
 Frank herbert: The 98 house is cozy.
 Mike Michael: you can make 8 not be tablet-retarded within 30 seconds, i never see that shit. people are dumb.
 cromerstu: I liked 3.1. It was a much simpler time.
 logono: Uh. Well, I think WinME's picture should be a tar-paper shack with boarded-up windows
 hanky: @Thisguy A giant billboard that pops out of the lawn of the 7 and 8 houses once a day and blares at you about trading your functional home for an uninspected one.
 cran vodka: Windows 10 is between 9 and 11, so a picture of 9/11
 urgh: The lack of a blank picture for ME is a travesty
 Thisguy: What is windows 10 then
 copunter: never thought I'd want to be homeless
Image 51947   09-03-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
 Advice Person: @Pizza No, they're for providing buffs to nearby allies.
 Pizza: Auras are real, man. But they're for reading, not for punching.
Image 51946   09-03-15   Uploaded by    nyanyanyan
 l0dan: That is the most absorbent dude ever.
 flying sheep: Hey, when you're real big you'll buy anything that comes in your size.
 duckfarts: pretty big, so actually 5 kids
 jayjay: whats the number for the denim abuse hotline
 Musician: I'm not overweight; I'm a tough guy, who's always chilly in the lower torso.
 Pizza: There's Badass Longcoat and then there's......this.
 Warezlock: Meh....needs more denim (lol...matrix references)
 clueful: Hello other grown-up! I'm certainly not two children in a long coat.
 Erroneous B.I.G.: There's a glitch in the Denim.
 Chronic Fatigue: Is he gonna choose the red or blue?
Image 51945   09-03-15   Uploaded by    Relp
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