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263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

263272  AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons

263279  trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."

263281  trelyate: I usually just watch Adult Swim's Off the Air when I want to see something crazy while tripping

263293  Bohab: If your entire "coitus" is only 2/3rds the length of your "climax" I'm not sure how your wife is getting "satisfaction"

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2. dangerkeith3000
3. addend
4. VeeKay
5. ignatz
6. Not A Bot
7. Mr Bleak
8. Felicity
9. Whatever
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

263274 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me


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 TuringComplete: @Explainchelada Can Confirm
 Explainchelada: @DonkeyPuncher That's exactly what a Turing machine would say to convince us that it is a real human.
 jayjay: I had assumed AG was an advanced turing test. The other posters are just like me? just.. like.. me..?? just.. divide by zero err: stack overflow at line 1210
Image 51600   09-01-15   Uploaded by    Virgin
 pawsies: Poor Canucks still hear Chelsea Dagger in their sleep. Woop woop!
 Explainchelada: A reference to No Shave November, presumably this goalkeeper did not prevent pucks from crossing his goal.
Image 51599   09-01-15   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
 tib gubb: this video made me afraid of black people for a long time
 a robot: So you're telling me that all guys are secretly werewolves? Good to know.
 boozer: Pretty safe to say MJackson is not the best representative example to use to imply you're like other guys
Image 51598   09-01-15   Uploaded by    thugleaker
 Noremak: Cover it in fur and write "AG" on it and we have a deal.
 Borm Pumpies: Um... Much dildo? So Wow?
 mrwiffler: has dildo
 piratepom: No bravery required. Dildo level 0. From the "My First Dildo" starter kit.
 AverageJoe: It looked bigger on the advertisement...
 Mern Trulbo: A dildo is anything if you're brave enough.
Image 51597   09-01-15   Uploaded by    Ogg Vorbis
 a robot: This seems like it's totally not fake
 fakeplastic: Suicide by bad fat guy tatoo... that's probably a thing
Image 51596   09-01-15   Uploaded by    frenk
 duckfarts: @UltraBeverly: it's for his own band's show, very punk
 grizzly: Those shoes are punk as fuck.
 usernamee: Full mohawks rule. I don't care who they're on and how silly those people might otherwise be. Mohawks are always cool.
 a robot: He's the kid with the COOL parents, the ones who take their kid to bars and shows, the ones everyone else hates
 UltraBeverly: Job handing out flyers: not punk
 burritos: Leather, Bristles, Studs, and Pull-ups.
 VoR: Thankfully the kid has no idea what to search for.
 duckfarts: punk's not dead
Image 51595   09-01-15   Uploaded by    XLY
Image 51594 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Muncharito Beanworld. Your image was bad, Muncharito Beanworld.
 Chronic Fatigue: Got a turtle head poking out
 HairyNips: Anything's a Jedi if you're brave enough
 a robot: Is this a dildo?
 Pront Remp: Get looks a bit too scared for a jedi
 kristy: Master Sicophant worked hard and earned everthing he got. He was no brown noser.
 El Barto: looks like somebody's gotta pee.
 duckfarts: choking up a bit too far there, buddy
 VoR: whats the white powder on his nose?
 Mr. Butt: To be fair, Danny Glover did play both Darth Vader and Saruman.
Image 51593   09-01-15   Uploaded by    Nevermore
Image 51592 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

No wonder you didn't want to give us your name, Anonymous.
 VoR: Kel is 37 now. He hates anything orange now...I suspect.
 duckfarts: i'm ok with this screenshot because the pun is dad enough
 Fursona: Who loves orange soda?
Image 51591   09-01-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
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