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249655  Air Biscuit: Best let sleeping and slithering things lie.

249643  Dresdenkeogh: Lorenzo's Oil.

249646  Dresdenkeogh: One tells only lies. The other only truth.

249647  Dresdenkeogh: Donald Duck/ Donald.... F$%#

249650  Dresdenkeogh: We sprinkle a bunch of oxy's in with the feed.

249643  charlemagne: a series of unfortunate events

248579  Mr Bleak: @DrNinjaman Those are "pinch pots" not remekins - and I have six of those, and a dozen or so ramekins. To the best of my knowledge, none of them fornicate.

248584  Mr Bleak: @Psymon Even then - you should see the bill traffic wardens presented Richard III with.

248626  Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro I know what you mean, but historically they have been treated pretty well - housed, fed, medically treated, protected from predators. It's only in recent times and the advent of factory production that life has become rather nasty. And don't forget: if everyone stopped eating chickens and eggs their population would probably be zero within a decade ...

249654  Yurishiro: Full tactical team at work

249591  Air Biscuit: @addend truely the end times, just as whatarethedogshumping predicted...

249651  Mr. Whiskers: @Dr. Bathroom Get it?

249578  Christina: 49548532856245283351219 won't you need my real name too?

248626  Yurishiro: @Mr Bleak well yeah ok but in the end I think I would go for better life for the individuals instead of higher quantity of individuals.

249592  Christina: A happy doggo with all of his toys.

249637  Air Biscuit: "How do you even have a drivers license?"

249651  Dr. Bathroom: Ha! Get it?!

249643  Air Biscuit: Gone in 60 seconds

249644  Air Biscuit: Maybe its time to stop enjoying everything, grow up and be an angry jerk cat...

249645  Air Biscuit: The horned tree squirrel is more commonly known by its nickname: "the woodpoker"

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9. Not A Bot
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249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249346 sparename: @jochenau I suppose any generic dish-washing stuff will do, I can't remember the chemistry but can remember the smell. Though a quick internet search reveals, yet again, that I may have been disillusioned for all these years.. Was it Fairy Liquid and vinegar? Or did we just make some other noxious, colourful gaseous mayhem? Addendum.. just bleach and vinegar.. can't remember what we did with Fairy Liquid, then

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249591 Air Biscuit: @addend truely the end times, just as whatarethedogshumping predicted...

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

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Bro Bro uploaded 249511 (901 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
digabigpig uploaded 249249 (843 points)
Jack Daniels uploaded 249328 (819 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249178 (811 points)
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dangerkeith3000 uploaded 249182 (793 points)

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 5. WannaBee: 3756 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 3087 points
 7. Not A Bot: 2884 points
 8. Vanna: 2356 points
 9. wordjones: 2197 points
10. Warrax: 1990 points
11. aeroaero: 1878 points
12. catheter: 1820 points
13. silver: 1745 points
14. logono: 1634 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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 TuringComplete: @Explainchelada Can Confirm
 Explainchelada: @DonkeyPuncher That's exactly what a Turing machine would say to convince us that it is a real human.
 jayjay: I had assumed AG was an advanced turing test. The other posters are just like me? just.. like.. me..?? just.. divide by zero err: stack overflow at line 1210
Image 51600   09-01-15   Uploaded by    Virgin
 pawsies: Poor Canucks still hear Chelsea Dagger in their sleep. Woop woop!
 Explainchelada: A reference to No Shave November, presumably this goalkeeper did not prevent pucks from crossing his goal.
Image 51599   09-01-15   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
 tib gubb: this video made me afraid of black people for a long time
 a robot: So you're telling me that all guys are secretly werewolves? Good to know.
 boozer: Pretty safe to say MJackson is not the best representative example to use to imply you're like other guys
Image 51598   09-01-15   Uploaded by    thugleaker
 Noremak: Cover it in fur and write "AG" on it and we have a deal.
 Borm Pumpies: Um... Much dildo? So Wow?
 mrwiffler: has dildo
 piratepom: No bravery required. Dildo level 0. From the "My First Dildo" starter kit.
 AverageJoe: It looked bigger on the advertisement...
 Mern Trulbo: A dildo is anything if you're brave enough.
Image 51597   09-01-15   Uploaded by    Ogg Vorbis
 a robot: This seems like it's totally not fake
 fakeplastic: Suicide by bad fat guy tatoo... that's probably a thing
Image 51596   09-01-15   Uploaded by    frenk
 duckfarts: @UltraBeverly: it's for his own band's show, very punk
 grizzly: Those shoes are punk as fuck.
 usernamee: Full mohawks rule. I don't care who they're on and how silly those people might otherwise be. Mohawks are always cool.
 a robot: He's the kid with the COOL parents, the ones who take their kid to bars and shows, the ones everyone else hates
 UltraBeverly: Job handing out flyers: not punk
 burritos: Leather, Bristles, Studs, and Pull-ups.
 VoR: Thankfully the kid has no idea what to search for.
 duckfarts: punk's not dead
Image 51595   09-01-15   Uploaded by    XLY
Image 51594 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Muncharito Beanworld. We'll pray for you, Muncharito Beanworld.
 Chronic Fatigue: Got a turtle head poking out
 Mr. Shine: Anything's a Jedi if you're brave enough
 a robot: Is this a dildo?
 Pront Remp: Get looks a bit too scared for a jedi
 kristy: Master Sicophant worked hard and earned everthing he got. He was no brown noser.
 El Barto: looks like somebody's gotta pee.
 duckfarts: choking up a bit too far there, buddy
 VoR: whats the white powder on his nose?
 Mr. Butt: To be fair, Danny Glover did play both Darth Vader and Saruman.
Image 51593   09-01-15   Uploaded by    Nevermore
Image 51592 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

No wonder you didn't want to give us your name, Anonymous.
 VoR: Kel is 37 now. He hates anything orange now...I suspect.
 duckfarts: i'm ok with this screenshot because the pun is dad enough
 Fursona: Who loves orange soda?
Image 51591   09-01-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
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