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262784  Spazstatic: And no respirator.

262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

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11. professorpig: 1584 points
12. frankie: 1457 points
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 duckfarts: nutted but he still suckin
 aoaoaoao: *GASP!* NO! My head is NOT a potato!
 spacedawg: popular accessory for owners of #50549
 HermwoodLitmajor: No one anticipated the avant-garde creepiness of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
 Punt Numbles: cheapest realdoll on the market
 KyleisBobDole: Robert's escape plan from the hospital was less than fool proof.
 p-niiice: and the initial test of FantastiPuffs is a rousing success
Image 50527   08-26-15   Uploaded by    silver
 parrotsnest: jesus thats a beautiful cat. RAD'D
 elmstreet: close box, seal with tape, ship to Guangdong
 Erroneous B.I.G.: Ugh, the cuteness... too powerful...
 Mr. Butt: @HermwoodLitmajor You know what bothers me about that story? There is no kosher sea-creature large enough to swallow a man. Whales and sharks are considered unclean.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Fine, I'll go to Nineveh, but I won't be happy about it.
Image 50526   08-26-15   Uploaded by    sporky
 shitshow: Fuck you, Jordan. You live in your mom's basement and smell like tuberculosis.
Image 50525   08-26-15   Uploaded by    leia
 ann: I cant fap to this.
 east bay: so the schizophrenia medication not really dialed in yet, eh?
 duckybox: This is so meta... a guy in art school making a statue about making a statue in art school.
 The Undog: Serves him. Freaking wannabee.
 ch: Some art functions as a barometer of society (not shown).
 EvilOtter: That must take a lot of Delta-v.
 p-niiice: reminds me that I love the intelligent pissed-off Bull in Looney Tunes
 VoR: It's not even red
Image 50524   08-26-15   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
 gutwheat: ... sorry, I need to roll a new character in insert favorite video game here named Mardracus
 Frank herbert: Who's on first?
 abrahamx: I'm beginning to think those Key & Peele sketches about college line-ups are just being read from actual rosters
 Defiance: @Niels Bohr Yes, it appears so
 Niels Bohr: Is Keaton Miles height listed as 6'17"?
 nuke em: Basketball*
 skylark: DeQuavious is officially the weirdest name I've ever seen...and has inspired me to name my next child DePupier, regardless of gender. That way, they can play football
 seam: something something lives matter
 Science: DeQuavious Wagner Playstashiun the Third - Penn State
 piratepom: I thought one of their names was gaydar for a sec...whew
Image 50523   08-26-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
 Rocky XLVII: ...and your cameras and your jorts and your horrible children
 WaffleIron: There's a reason these assholes are endangered.
 Borat Obama: Sit and rotate, and then buck off
 Rincewind: Now see here, Librarian, I only asked for a apple! No need to be rude!
 grizzly: Without the cops being called.
 grizzly: @Dr. Obvious I can't even teach a child to show me the middle finger.
 Erroneous B.I.G.: Oh yea? Well fuck you too, Koko!
 hot hot dog: right back atcha buddy
 flatluigi: He knows. Oh yes, he knows.
 cannabis: Congratulations, you taught an ape to show you the middle finger.
Image 50522   08-26-15   Uploaded by    Beebeep
 Larp Belb: more like 600K per year am i right?
 smarkles: ...a week for eighteen years.
 Morn Bumbies: plan B is shopping elsewhere
 ch: It should say a million dollars and there should be stars and confetti around it with a parade of animals and fireworks
 Science: No, no - raising a kid is much, much more expensive.
 logan: The average price of an abortion is $475 toysRus.. get yo facts right
Image 50521   08-26-15   Uploaded by    silver
 duckfarts: awwwww shiiiiiiiittttttttttttttt -snap snap snap-
 WaffleIron: often I too sign my real "artwork" with my with my internet password
 dirtstick: meow pfft pfft
 Lorm Bembo: @H.Dresden ouch.... (also, agreed)
 H.Dresden: Beats a button up cotton dress, Susie, for fucks sake quit trying to be cool
Image 50520   08-26-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Image 50519 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by this pic. You have brought shame on us, this pic.
 ann: I'm so upvoting this image, no also joke.
 Chile Quornwrap: Comment unrelated
 lavender: well, you told it wrong
 seam: foxconn employee
 pig 3: Resting Buddha Face.
Image 50518   08-26-15   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
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