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249463  charlemagne: not too strong, or they will destroy and eat you to gain what is left of your courage

249456  ignatz: Wot evs

249460  tib gubb: still think the earth is round?

249460  dangerkeith3000: heeeeerreguuuuuuud!

249460  Yurishiro: Seems legit

249455  Amy Housewine: I was dragging behind in my reading, but I've tried to ketchup.

249442  antipatterns: Also Zizek needs to pull through so he can analyze these

249437  VoR: Three legged business man needs his coffee to take away!

249459  Yurishiro: What's up my knitta?!

249442  Bohab: Bojack is my spirit animal

249458  Yurishiro: Everything is a cactus if you're brave enough.

249442  antipatterns: 2 sad cartoon bois (don't be like these guys)

249444  Yurishiro: Touch down

249445  Yurishiro: Starvation of north korea.

249449  Yurishiro: Spray that shit

249365  Jabberwikket: @RiderFan, but its a Mann doing it....

249451  Amy Housewine: That's cheating, you can't catch the ball in your shorts.

249451  Yurishiro: Soccer balls

249455  Yurishiro: That's a huge paper cut

249451  tib gubb: wow, he didn't even buy the guy dinner first

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249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249173 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

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 halitosis: @Musician +1 even
 halitosis: @Musican +1
 arglebargle: @deadwombat It was from his wild younger days.
 Punt Numbles: He is actually chronically constipated and she is trying to blow down his esophagus to increase pressure.
 pawsies: @arglebargle Is that by Elgar?
 Musician: The fact that this happened is not as disturbing as the fact that someone else was there. and they took a picture.
 arglebargle: Prelude to a blumpkin?
Image 49604   08-19-15   Uploaded by    Erroneous B.I.G.
 On Spec: Ram-blin' Rooooooooose...
 Albo Grungus: Here is why sports reporters should keep their interviews light-weight
 a spider plan: Sportball!!
 duckfarts: same
Image 49603   08-19-15   Uploaded by    Pizza
 Rat-Butt: All humans will be dead...this I swear!
 fishing: looks like a god dang gremlin
 Erroneous B.I.G.: AYY LMEOW
 texsoroban: Br'er fox first trap was the Tar kitty...didn't work so well.
 dark.elf.raya: Don't get them wet! Or feed them after midnight!
 A duck: One day, human. One fucking day...
 smarkles: Now you're going to tell me that you fed it after midnight, too.
 wootman: African Gollum was not happy.
 Annoying Vegan : Exxon Valdez was awful
 miller: I love wet puss y
Image 49602   08-19-15   Uploaded by    kendra
 Frank herbert: anythings a dil....fuck it.
 VoR: apparently he has bad pallet in these situations
 duckfarts: DAMMIT DREW i just got to the apples store
 Urn BooUrn: Drew is mad friendly spaceship took his banner ads.
 arglebargle: I love drewtoothpaste.
 Jesus: i get it
Image 49601   08-19-15   Uploaded by    ass kicking
 HenryVIII: I'd like a side of lingonberries with that 3-way, please.
 shark: musta been like 50 dudes hanging around that morning, all trying not to make eye contact
 Vladimir Puta: I felt like advertising it too...... but i didn't
 dobbiesdoogs: @duckfarts jesus christ, man, there's just some things you don't talk about in public
 duckfarts: so did they come?
 smarkles: Where's @Late to the party?
 dobbiesdoogs: you're too late, son
Image 49600   08-19-15   Uploaded by    Erroneous B.I.G.
 Minx: Do it Batman, HIT ME!
 salmiakki: I like my Ronald scrambled.
 ann: wait, I saw this on salty bet, the truck lost.
 duckfarts: Round 1: FIGHT
 hot hot dog: Taco Bell has that effect on me, Maccas the opposite.
 dobbiesdoogs: lol, internet
Image 49599   08-19-15   Uploaded by    momumu
 Korrok: These things were fun and, let's face it, easier to shotgun.
 Red: No, that is not how you fuck.
 duckfarts: at least it's a capri-sun this time
 a robot: "I can't figure out how to operate a product intended for children! Better post about it online!"
 Largehand: He who can pull the straw from the stone shall be KING of all Diabetics.
Image 49598   08-19-15   Uploaded by    ddaadd
 duckfarts: do you have one with a dvorak layout?
 a robot: @Musician It was the best of times, it was the....BLURST of times?!
 Musician: If you walk far enough you'll type Hamlet
 dobbiesdoogs: i'd like to alt+f4 these
Image 49597   08-19-15   Uploaded by    seahawks
 doggggggie: All in all ...
 Korrok: Is it supposed to be The Wall? Is it supposed to be Wish You Were Here? MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND! Only then will Korrok approve.
 duckfarts: i think this is actually supposed to be a pokeball
 psyops: ll in all your just a another brick in Dewalt.
 boxboxbox: Dad Floyd
Image 49596   08-18-15   Uploaded by    momumu
 Rent A Dog: I should put this on all my money... though you have to wonder about the people who actually pay for things with it... since they're marked machines won't take them so that should make for very awkward moments with cashiers
 Mike Michael: Birthday cards from Grandma always had cash in them
 Korrok: @dandang Korrok approves of THE abyss.
 duckfarts: thanks, dad
 smarkles: @dangdang Oh, crap, THE abyss. I thought it was one of those little runaround abysses that are always lying about. Now I feel underdressed.
 dangdang: you know, THAT abyss
 dangdang: @smarkles That's, well, THE abyss. The infinite darkness that creeps into the edges of perception, the glimpse of which causes in our hearts a vast and incomprehensible terror
 smarkles: What the hell is that abyss below the dollaroo? It's like they didn't crop, yet they did. It's the anti-crop.
 E. HONDA: whoa, I could afford like 2 bj's right now
 cran vodka: Oh dear Cod, what street corner can i get this deal?
 dobbiesdoogs: i believe him. he cannot tell a lie
Image 49595   08-18-15   Uploaded by    Username
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