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272891  tib gubb: chicken, why aren't you fish?

272906  tib gubb: no chickens allowed

272911  tib gubb: so i guess i'll just have a little nap on the floor until i sober up

272916  tib gubb: more proof that googly eyes cannot not improve anything

272796  some guy : I want to play Runescape in IE for hours, and hours, and hours, and hours, and...

272907  Air Biscuit: "Pay attention to me!"

272911  Air Biscuit: This would make an awesome miniputt course.

272899  toolbag: @Scoo When you have a fleet card to pay for gas

272890  titular role: Hm...redundant

272893  Korrok: Probably....

272892  Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 Oh, jeeze. How do you put up with the staff's insane, sociopathic antics every Wednesday at 10pm?

272921  morakdais: You should've left it black and white like the original.

272905  ChubbyBuddy: without warning labels the public would still believe that cigarettes cure rheumatism

272900  Not A Bot: Spoiler alert: after this picture was taken, George R. R. Martin turned around and killed 7 of these actors with his own two hands.

272906  Greek Fire: *bird flies in* DAMMIT

272906  Drunk Orc: Lookin at kitty porn

272892  Hokie333: Is Paddy's a chain? If not, this is across the street from where I work.

272746  celebgate: agree @Yam

272861  DrNinjaman: 'Tis a fine boat, English, but sure it is no pool.

272868  DrNinjaman: Paper towel that fine you've got to romance first.

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272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 Oh, jeeze. How do you put up with the staff's insane, sociopathic antics every Wednesday at 10pm?

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

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 halitosis: @Musician +1 even
 halitosis: @Musican +1
 arglebargle: @deadwombat It was from his wild younger days.
 Punt Numbles: He is actually chronically constipated and she is trying to blow down his esophagus to increase pressure.
 pawsies: @arglebargle Is that by Elgar?
 Musician: The fact that this happened is not as disturbing as the fact that someone else was there. and they took a picture.
 arglebargle: Prelude to a blumpkin?
Image 49604   08-19-15   Uploaded by    Erroneous B.I.G.
 On Spec: Ram-blin' Rooooooooose...
 Albo Grungus: Here is why sports reporters should keep their interviews light-weight
 a spider plan: Sportball!!
 duckfarts: same
Image 49603   08-19-15   Uploaded by    Pizza
 Rat-Butt: All humans will be dead...this I swear!
 fishing: looks like a god dang gremlin
 Erroneous B.I.G.: AYY LMEOW
 texsoroban: Br'er fox first trap was the Tar kitty...didn't work so well.
 dark.elf.raya: Don't get them wet! Or feed them after midnight!
 A duck: One day, human. One fucking day...
 smarkles: Now you're going to tell me that you fed it after midnight, too.
 wootman: African Gollum was not happy.
 Annoying Vegan : Exxon Valdez was awful
 miller: I love wet puss y
Image 49602   08-19-15   Uploaded by    kendra
 Frank herbert: anythings a dil....fuck it.
 DOW: apparently he has bad pallet in these situations
 duckfarts: DAMMIT DREW i just got to the apples store
 Urn BooUrn: Drew is mad friendly spaceship took his banner ads.
 arglebargle: I love drewtoothpaste.
 Jesus: i get it
Image 49601   08-19-15   Uploaded by    ass kicking
 HenryVIII: I'd like a side of lingonberries with that 3-way, please.
 shark: musta been like 50 dudes hanging around that morning, all trying not to make eye contact
 Vladimir Puta: I felt like advertising it too...... but i didn't
 dobbiesdoogs: @duckfarts jesus christ, man, there's just some things you don't talk about in public
 duckfarts: so did they come?
 smarkles: Where's @Late to the party?
 dobbiesdoogs: you're too late, son
Image 49600   08-19-15   Uploaded by    Erroneous B.I.G.
 Minx: Do it Batman, HIT ME!
 salmiakki: I like my Ronald scrambled.
 ann: wait, I saw this on salty bet, the truck lost.
 duckfarts: Round 1: FIGHT
 hot hot dog: Taco Bell has that effect on me, Maccas the opposite.
 dobbiesdoogs: lol, internet
Image 49599   08-19-15   Uploaded by    momumu
 Korrok: These things were fun and, let's face it, easier to shotgun.
 Red: No, that is not how you fuck.
 duckfarts: at least it's a capri-sun this time
 a robot: "I can't figure out how to operate a product intended for children! Better post about it online!"
 Largehand: He who can pull the straw from the stone shall be KING of all Diabetics.
Image 49598   08-19-15   Uploaded by    ddaadd
 duckfarts: do you have one with a dvorak layout?
 a robot: @Musician It was the best of times, it was the....BLURST of times?!
 Musician: If you walk far enough you'll type Hamlet
 dobbiesdoogs: i'd like to alt+f4 these
Image 49597   08-19-15   Uploaded by    seahawks
 doggggggie: All in all ...
 Korrok: Is it supposed to be The Wall? Is it supposed to be Wish You Were Here? MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND! Only then will Korrok approve.
 duckfarts: i think this is actually supposed to be a pokeball
 psyops: ll in all your just a another brick in Dewalt.
 boxboxbox: Dad Floyd
Image 49596   08-18-15   Uploaded by    momumu
 Rent A Dog: I should put this on all my money... though you have to wonder about the people who actually pay for things with it... since they're marked machines won't take them so that should make for very awkward moments with cashiers
 Mike Michael: Birthday cards from Grandma always had cash in them
 Korrok: @dandang Korrok approves of THE abyss.
 duckfarts: thanks, dad
 smarkles: @dangdang Oh, crap, THE abyss. I thought it was one of those little runaround abysses that are always lying about. Now I feel underdressed.
 dangdang: you know, THAT abyss
 dangdang: @smarkles That's, well, THE abyss. The infinite darkness that creeps into the edges of perception, the glimpse of which causes in our hearts a vast and incomprehensible terror
 smarkles: What the hell is that abyss below the dollaroo? It's like they didn't crop, yet they did. It's the anti-crop.
 E. HONDA: whoa, I could afford like 2 bj's right now
 cran vodka: Oh dear Cod, what street corner can i get this deal?
 dobbiesdoogs: i believe him. he cannot tell a lie
Image 49595   08-18-15   Uploaded by    Username
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