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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.


263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

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Image 48540 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

No wonder you didn't want to give us your name, Anonymous.
 theaquaman: It's driving while listening to Ride of the Valkyries. Not a good idea.
 Science: Kerry King is so angry.
 Noremak: Depends on the subgenre. This would never happen listening to black doom metal.
 Albo Grungus: Good, you can use toothpaste as shaving cream now.
 buttbear: Hes not doing a very good job
Image 48539   08-11-15   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Pizza: Press B to break it down because looking at it is driving you mental
 Science: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxnothingishappeningxxxxxxxxxxxx
 duckfarts: press X to pick at it
 toxxik: Press O to activate OCD
Image 48538   08-11-15   Uploaded by    CarabinIsTheNewBlack
 vape station: Have any of you actually tried any of these Bud Light pseudo-cocktails? Lawdy, they're gawdawful!
 Skinr: lounge lizard.jpg
 Musician: It's not open and I have no opposable thumbs. You people can go to hell.
 Erroneous B.I.G.: Preferred drink of cold-blooded reptiles
 MyPasswordAintPassword: The Spuds McKenzie of the Millenial Set
Image 48537   08-11-15   Uploaded by    who cares
 Mr. Whiskers: Something something Tom Hanks something Castaway
Image 48536   08-11-15   Uploaded by    Wheeler
 Minx: Didn't know Batman was such a cock block...
 Horatio: Now quick, grab her lasso.
 Frank herbert: wonder woman would fuck his dick off. Thanks for saving him batman!!
 Ouroborus: ... Batman has weird kinks.
 skittles: nobody is going to muscle in on the weird relationship an eccentric, reclusive billionaire has with an unrelated young man who lives with him and dresses in the costume he specifies
 Rembo Prundus: Please stop
Image 48535   08-11-15   Uploaded by    Aloha Snackbar
 Mexico: Yeah. You've got a problem with that?
 down10: happy birthday
 Pizza: No, just call me Master Bates
 trstme: Mfw my dad tries to cook
 penguinslovebananas: nah just call me dad was mister fister
Image 48534   08-11-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
 Jian: "See too, what you can do with just a little imagination and some orange paint?"
 Magic Bullets: you never really see white dudes with Bob Ross-style Afros anymore. Just like white dog shit. whatever happened to those things?
 Flart Flumbies: Bob Ross died in 1995. I don't think dead people can be president.
 duckfarts: @savvoy: there are no mistakes, friend, just happy you
 Skinr: @savvoy: there are no small brushes, only small artists
 dobbiesdoogs: happy's little post
 daisy picker: what if bob was one of us... just a painter, with a brush?
 savvoy: That brush is too small
 penguinslovebananas: BOB ROSS FOR PRESIDENT
Image 48533   08-11-15   Uploaded by    happy
 A duck: "Here come the hits!" the guy in the pic said when the woman didn't get the house cleaned by the time he got home from work. Again.
 Colleen: a legacy laid to rest..
 Ouroborus: @Beef Supreme HAHAHAHA! Fuck those fucking fucks.
 Flarmie: I'm 8 and what are those?
 ottorongo: Finally they'll stop calling me to pay for those cassettes.
 Erroneous B.I.G.: Man I thought 8-tracks were the shit. You could push a button to go straight to the track you wanted. LOL Somewhere in my parent's basement is an 8-track of ELO's Greatest Hits.
 TheFrogMan: Where will we get 8-Track tapes now?
 shitshow: I feel somewhat responsible for their demise
 sir toke a lot: probably why they went broke.
 arglebargle: Columbia House was my hoarder grandma's heroin.
 dope: SOrry. the tenents used to mass jpin and get hundreds of albums, then sell them at garage sales etc. then never pay.
 fisto: i have a boarding house.
 Beef Supreme: RIP Columbia House. They filed for bankruptcy today.
Image 48532   08-11-15   Uploaded by    humanfog
 madmax1: holy fuck, is this the first cat/computer picture the internet ever made?
 WaffleIron: The CGA graphics are BLOWING MY MIND!
 ulysses: i hate you
 Popsicle Dream: I keep trying to balance my cat on top of my monitor, but it's less than an inch wide.
 catheter: This is from a god damned Apple II.... Amazing if you think about it.
 morakdais: thanks for the scanlines netscape
 grizzly: I'm not sure what this stupid post is, but it's sure nice and stupid.
Image 48531   08-11-15   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
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