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273455  TaintJuice: @a robot who are you

273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

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 mkultra: 'curved' tv? Fucking morans.
 Bernie 2016: Everybody did.
 bbbrandon: good for you, hipster.
 Jonananathan: Convex or concave - THAT is the question.
 Chronic Fatigue: Now it's considered high tech #40628
Image 46902   07-29-15   Uploaded by    silver
 augustus: seriously, its got a rocket /jet on the top.
 GTA VII: That's a pimp ass science fair trophy. All I ever got were plaques and TI calculators.
 Roomba: unfunny
 Mike Michael: Winner of more awards than zazzer ever will
Image 46901   07-29-15   Uploaded by    yakshavings
 Porbo Mellus: those are two different pictures
 Erroneous B.I.G.: One is a vicious floor-shitting animal and the other is a dog.
 Mr. Whiskers: In post-Soviet Russia, dog resembles you!
 A duck: Also, you geef me dis Crimea and dis Ukraine now. I don't know why you think it dog that talking. You maybe are like other dumb Westerner, yes?
 A duck: You geef me dog toy now, or I take from you. You no like when I take toy, hand might get "accidentally" bite.
 Lutha: one is putin, the other likes pootin'
Image 46900   07-29-15   Uploaded by    hmmmmmm
 duckfarts: A glorious bounty
 Booty Kicker: please contact me I would very much like some seeds
 KyleisBobDole: Audrey II's children had a more innocent palate than their mother.
 rip odb: My favorite time of yeah, when the pizzas are blooming each night
 blargruck: Mario Pepperoniseed took to the countryside
 matos: peyote button pizza
 Chronic Fatigue: Is this near Margaritaville?
 dobbiesdoogs: shit, i'm a vegeterian and didn't even know it
Image 46899   07-29-15   Uploaded by    Kale Gordito Tacowrap
 cj22: "what do you mean youre going to put me into the vacuum of space without food and water to see if i survive?"
 Ouroborus: Go to sleep....
 eyg: dust mite not really look like that up close
 popshart: Pizza the Hut!
 space: I dated her too
 Roger: Oglethorpe?!
 A duck: Maleficent
 morakdais: I probably sleep with a few million of these
 spacedawg: Obligatory: Yr mom
 sandwiches: My former boss.
Image 46898   07-29-15   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Frewn Plemomple: lose. fuck.
 Science: On XBox Two release day, when every Amazon drone gets shot down, Amazon will rethink it's plans.
 Skinr: @Robespierre: my back is gettin' tight
 iwash: @Robespierre Kevin James is no tighten of industry
 Red: Maybe learn to spell before becoming a professional subtitle-er.
 matos: shit, get yourself an old comforter and you have a free drone!
 eumoria: Not for long, @bob.
 Unicorn: v Since drones are considered aircraft it's a federal crime to shoot one down.
 prospector: Net-gun sales are going to be good next year.
 Dank Means: Concerned about "loosing" his job? No worries - just keep tighting it.
Image 46897   07-29-15   Uploaded by    trstme
 Ouroborus: soon.jpg
 eyg: @Annoying Vegan you were a lapdog, apparently. Braces and contacts can't help that.
 Mern Trulbo: looks a little like Marilyn Manson
 Annoying Vegan : This is how I looked as a pre-teen, before braces and contact lenses.
 A duck: Beware, human. The end times approach.
Image 46896   07-29-15   Uploaded by    down10
 Science: May the person who wrote this be Kanye Blessed.
 space: Shambiko seh WAH!
 dobbiesdoogs: surely you kanye jest
Image 46895   07-29-15   Uploaded by    Tev
 i peed a lil: damn @Ouroborus you just took me on an hours long wiki-hole about the Grue
 Ouroborus: Is that what the Grue looks like?
 entropy: you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
 Larry Xmas: Bae caught me sleepin'.
 Shaklatal: @dobbiesdoogs Fuckin beat me too it.
 A duck: White walker fish
 Meow: Gary Busey looks pretty rough lately
 Chronic Fatigue: New Horizon's pictures of Pluto show amazing detail.
 dobbiesdoogs: dawn of the final day, 24 hours remain
Image 46894   07-29-15   Uploaded by    A duck
 Dandywalken: racist if real
 a robot: Why is everyone always posting Christmas-related images in the summer?
 sundragon: merely a flesh wound
Image 46893   07-29-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
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